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[QUOTE=Cumshot19;5932784]I understand your concerns, my brother. I found that the best way to make sure that a lady is not a cop is this: when you meet, make small talk, ask her a few questions, pretend to be interested in what she says, then, while she's in mid-sentence, grab her by the hair, pull her face down level with your asshole, and fart right in her fucking face. If she's a cop, you'll be arrested for assault, but that's much better than getting arrested for solicitation. If she's not a cop then she will consider that an advanced form of foreplay.[/QUOTE]This is some quality advice right here. I think it's now the 23 Rules of Mongering. Can you imagine doing this and getting hauled off to jail and your cell mate asks "What are you in for?" "Farting in a cops face" that's going to make you the jailhouse hero. Thanks for the laugh.

Tonto.

[QUOTE=TontoMonger;5932916]This is some quality advice right here. I think it's now the 23 Rules of Mongering. Can you imagine doing this and getting hauled off to jail and your cell mate asks "What are you in for?" "Farting in a cops face" that's going to make you the jailhouse hero. Thanks for the laugh.

Tonto.[/QUOTE]Bro, it's happened to me. Where do you think I got the idea?

[QUOTE=EmeraldRain;5929420]Can anybody brief me on what to look for as far as LEO when meeting a girl off STG? Is the site even worth it? Seems like a headache from what I'm reading. Just want to get my rocks off and kick rocks. No drama etc.[/QUOTE]First, look for reviews on here, The Erotic Monkey, anywhere you can find them. In my book, if there are no reviews, I stop right there.

Second, don't incriminate yourself. Never bring your own condom, lube, etc. , even if she says you have to. This is evidence that you're coming for sex.

Third, don't talk about sex. "I say your ad, you look great, and I'd like to spend an hour with you" will give you plausible deniability.

Fourth, watch how you touch her. Touch her back, her knee, etc. And see how she responds. If she doesn't kick it up a notch, take a step back.

Fifth, before you get there, drive around the block, check out the parking lot behind the school or whatever. If you see a collection of police cars, they're probably waiting for something. If you pull in and she asks what you're driving, tell her the car that you just saw pull in or the one behind you.

Here's the dance. You are agreeing to pay her $X for an hour of her time. That is not illegal. You're hoping that you are so good looking / charming / well hung / whatever that she gets horny and decides to jump you. That's not illegal. But if you say "How much for a blowjob" you are now paying for sex.

The bottom line is that if you get swept up in a bust, they can hold you for 24 hours without charging you. You may need to call your wife and tell her why you won't be home tonight, even if you've followed all of this advice.

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First time, do I go to ogd or lustys or use skip the games to get a girl? Who would you recommend if I use stg?

[QUOTE=NorthCostGuy;5933926]First, look for reviews on here, The Erotic Monkey, anywhere you can find them. In my book, if there are no reviews, I stop right there.

Second, don't incriminate yourself. Never bring your own condom, lube, etc. , even if she says you have to. This is evidence that you're coming for sex.

Third, don't talk about sex. "I say your ad, you look great, and I'd like to spend an hour with you" will give you plausible deniability.

Fourth, watch how you touch her. Touch her back, her knee, etc. And see how she responds. If she doesn't kick it up a notch, take a step back.

Fifth, before you get there, drive around the block, check out the parking lot behind the school or whatever. If you see a collection of police cars, they're probably waiting for something. If you pull in and she asks what you're driving, tell her the car that you just saw pull in or the one behind you.

Here's the dance. You are agreeing to pay her $X for an hour of her time. That is not illegal. You're hoping that you are so good looking / charming / well hung / whatever that she gets horny and decides to jump you. That's not illegal. But if you say "How much for a blowjob" you are now paying for sex.

The bottom line is that if you get swept up in a bust, they can hold you for 24 hours without charging you. You may need to call your wife and tell her why you won't be home tonight, even if you've followed all of this advice.[/QUOTE]Good advice, same here. You said it all in first paragraph. I know I sound like a pussy but no review, I'm not even attempting to contact. Be glad this forum exists or personally I use The Erotic Review. That being said YMMV (never would have known what that meant had it not been for abbreviations section of this site, thanks again) notwithstanding a good review, after all they are women. Happy Mongering.

[QUOTE=BigBobby69;5934119]First time, do I go to ogd or lustys or use skip the games to get a girl? Who would you recommend if I use stg?[/QUOTE]I would recommend you go to the Tiger in Warren and ask for either Candy or Cookie for your first experience. It will be $60 for an hour and $140 for the tip. That's pretty much what would cost you if you go to either of those places accept you would get a shower, sauna, a massage, and whatever you want. And would take the same amount of time and less frustration that you would put in into going to those places. Oh and others will say tip only $100 but the service is better and they'll show better appreciation if you do $120 or $140. Same process as going to the VIP rooms. You'll get washed but not in a good way.

Hey does any one know if scarlett is starting to take on more people or not last time I heard about her she got a new number and wasnt taking on many people.

[QUOTE=TheGuyVer;5936015]Hey does any one know if scarlett is starting to take on more people or not last time I heard about her she got a new number and wasnt taking on many people.[/QUOTE]I would also like to know this. PMs are welcome if anyone has any info, I've seen her 4-5 times and she was a real sweetheart. I miss her. I've tried to reach out but get number disconnected, I just assumed she got out of the biz but if she is still seeing a small number of clients that's a good thing honestly, I wouldn't even have to see her. I would just like to talk to her and catch up.

[QUOTE=Reynoldz;5922760][URL]https://akron-canton.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/exotic/100-incall-specials-no-rush-b/403468247291[/URL][/QUOTE]I tried to contact her via text, took a few days, once she or someone replied wanted a face and d!c pic! Never has this happened before, my spidey senses kicked in, and walked away.

[QUOTE=HeathenDad;5929803]I've asked no one has answered.[/QUOTE]I attempted to schedule with her, and she wanted to verify via cash app or Venmo, so it's a hard pass.

[QUOTE=Neruve;5936468]I would also like to know this. PMs are welcome if anyone has any info, I've seen her 4-5 times and she was a real sweetheart. I miss her. I've tried to reach out but get number disconnected, I just assumed she got out of the biz but if she is still seeing a small number of clients that's a good thing honestly, I wouldn't even have to see her. I would just like to talk to her and catch up.[/QUOTE]I wondered what happen to her? I know she has health issues and was concerned something may have happened. Last time I was with her was a couple months ago. And she has DC her phone since. I PM DATY a couple weeks back for a status update since he was the monger to intro us to her. Never heard back. Anyway. We always had a great time together. Hope she returns.

Anyone partake of Hanna Roses? She kinda checks all my blocks but seems pricey. Worth it?

[URL]Rosesforhanna.com[/URL]

Also looks like Rachel Reigns changed her name (again). Am I late to that conversation?

[URL]https://tryst.link/escort/nataliebanks[/URL]

[QUOTE=TyrellWellick;5936725]I tried to contact her via text, took a few days, once she or someone replied wanted a face and d!c pic! Never has this happened before, my spidey senses kicked in, and walked away.[/QUOTE]Actually she's been around for years pics are not her by any means! She was my first visit as a monger 4 years ago so I had no idea what to expect! Met a a local hotel at least 30 lbs heavier, didn't like her breasts touched no Daty just a waste I think. 8 at the time. Can't imagine what a pig she is now.

[QUOTE=ElGuapo82;5936935]Anyone partake of Hanna Roses? She kinda checks all my blocks but seems pricey. Worth it?

[URL]Rosesforhanna.com[/URL]

Also looks like Rachel Reigns changed her name (again). Am I late to that conversation?

[URL]https://tryst.link/escort/nataliebanks[/URL][/QUOTE]Rachel is now Natalie.