The tale of TP Barbie and the expired tuna fish sandwich.
I had a dream that I picked up TP Barbie from the TP the other day. We park somewhere that seems pretty private so we start going at it. She starts with a decent BBBJ and we then move to the CFS. We were going at it for only a minute or so when suddenly another car parks right across from us and the dude starts looking at us. So I immediately stopped and waited for him to leave. Dude wouldn't get the hint so I said fuck it let's just ignore him. I had obviously already lost my chub so I went to wake the little guy up when I get a whiff of my fingers. It smelled like a dumpster fire that was put out by a larger dumpster fire. Once that smell hits the nose I can't continue. I understand that with these SW we aren't exactly getting the most hygienic and clean girls but this was pretty bad. This has prompted me to give up the hunt and stick with Listcrawler and / or AMP's. Happy Hunting. That concludes my dream.
Ran into her. Too old to be working
She looked good from far but up close she was too old and toothy and reaked of cigarettes. I had to kick her out before the deed. Took a while she didn't want to get out. Glad I never tried her.
[QUOTE=Hillside;4584587]Cruised the Unity track and saw Baker walking south from near the laundry mat. By the time I flipped a you she was gone. Then saw a pair of SWs on the bus bench across the street from the church on 46th. One older LSW and BSW. I slowed down but got no eye contact. Cruised by the store and saw some of the usual suspects. Older LSW who wears a hat and dark shades a younger one w / glasses whom I've never dated. Saw angel near Chevron. She was wearing tight white shorts and a tiny tee. Tempting but she's too unstable. Went for another loop and saw the older LSW from 46th now walking along Unity. We made eye contact and she came over. Her name is Yogi, Oggi, Yagi. Something to that effect. Way, way older than what she appeared to be from earlier. One of those good from far, but far from good. Anyways, I told her about my dream of getting a CBJ & a Jax. My dream was ruined however by the tooth fairy chomping on my johnson. I do not want to repeat that dream![/QUOTE]