Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=YDiner14;7196775]I've had Ewa 3 times and Kiki once. Ewa is so damn real, sensual, fun. Kiki too but I prefer Ewa. As others have said she's not the hottest of the bunch but just very sensual for me. DFK and DATY are most important to me. Can anyone else chime in if any other girls offer DFK at Relax? From the sounds of it Vivi does not or maybe YMMV? Mocha? Thanks YD.[/QUOTE]Last time I was there I visited with Anna and she was definitely offering DFK. Plus she definitely got into riding my face which I was enjoying myself. It was a little over a month ago since I visited due to work travel, but for me it was definitely GFE.

[QUOTE=Wenger;7197336]Last time I was there I visited with Anna and she was definitely offering DFK. Plus she definitely got into riding my face which I was enjoying myself. It was a little over a month ago since I visited due to work travel, but for me it was definitely GFE.[/QUOTE]Sounds like this is a place to visit!

Quick question.

I see the door fee is $60 - what's the expected upcharge? I'm horrible at negotiating.

[QUOTE=GeorgeMax;7196557]So going to be in the area of the Relax.

Which masseuse is the best? I enjoy a reasonable massage with the tease and all the alphabet experiences.[/QUOTE]Has anyone had experience with sophie? She came in when I was waiting for another therapist to take my money and was kinda flirty. I really don't mind a little extra poundage. Thanks.

[QUOTE=ChgSpaMan;7185075]Must have just opened. How do you know full service Korean spa if you only gave 60 tip? Thanks for your second post ever.[/QUOTE]I meant 160 + entrance fee. I'm trying to give back to the community instead of being one of those dudes that always asking questions.

[QUOTE=GeorgeMax;7197358]Sounds like this is a place to visit!

Quick question.

I see the door fee is $60 - what's the expected upcharge? I'm horrible at negotiating.[/QUOTE]I believe door is 65, and I've usually tipped 1. 4-1. 6.

[QUOTE=Amplitude;7196966]Vivi gives me BBBJ after being sure to shower me good with her commando tight little dress pulled up above her waste for full access. She's just the bomb.

By the way. There is no bigger DATY fiend than me. A week after one of the other girls at Relax gave me 69 I'm down for the count with a nasty virus. Flu and covid tests both negative. I'd never give up one of my favorite pastimes. But there's a lot of shit out there right now.[/QUOTE]What days and time does she work?

[QUOTE=Starks;7197997]What days and time does she work?[/QUOTE]Those Relax girls are all regulars. Vivi has a pretty steady menstrual cycle though. She'll sometimes greet you and let you cop a feel but then hand off.

Hadn't been there in a while, so gave it a shot. Reliable as usual. Taller girl, didn't catch her name. Great tits, really good massage, amazing tongue & BBBJ action, and decent cowgirl finish. Teasing was good & all, but still a little routine sort of. Good in a pinch as they're open til 10.

[QUOTE=BassMan1989;7197691]I believe door is 65, and I've usually tipped 1. 4-1. 6.[/QUOTE]The door fee went up to $70.

Damn, your rain man knowing all their cycles, LOL.

[QUOTE=Amplitude;7198029]Those Relax girls are all regulars. Vivi has a pretty steady menstrual cycle though. She'll sometimes greet you and let you cop a feel but then hand off.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;7198384]Damn, your rain man knowing all their cycles, LOL.[/QUOTE]Ha! Well, she's not too difficult to gauge.

[QUOTE=Ronacin;7195929]Today I stop by Chimacra, despite I asked the mamasan I wanted to see Jenny, and she confirmed yes Jenny and to come IN. I guess the only girl there was Sarah, but when I asked her how many girls were working today, she answered 3 girls, on my way out I asked the mamasan that I wanted to see the other girls just to see their looks, the mamasan said later 3 girls now only one, I guess only Sarah. Any way service was meh, mechanical, the girl is ok, she is about 5'5" and skinny, maybe early 40's face is cute, but no ass, and no GFE.

So for now I'm not planning to return.[/QUOTE]Where is it?

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;7198384]Damn, your rain man knowing all their cycles, LOL.[/QUOTE]Maybe that is an entirely useful new forum. Mt cycles. Scheduling your visit. LOL.

[QUOTE=Psilue;7198179]The door fee went up to $70.[/QUOTE]Anyone know when they upped the door fee? Is 30 minutes still $50?

[QUOTE=Shoot520;7198619]Where is it?[/QUOTE]This place is on Roosevelt just west of 83rd maybe one mile. Across the Pete's supermarket.

[QUOTE=Starks;7197997]What days and time does she work?[/QUOTE]Is this the relax spa on Farnsworth?

[QUOTE=Amplitude;7196966]Vivi gives me BBBJ after being sure to shower me good with her commando tight little dress pulled up above her waste for full access. She's just the bomb.

By the way. There is no bigger DATY fiend than me. A week after one of the other girls at Relax gave me 69 I'm down for the count with a nasty virus. Flu and covid tests both negative. I'd never give up one of my favorite pastimes. But there's a lot of shit out there right now.[/QUOTE]One of my favorites and tip well but never offered BBBJ which sucks. She'll suck it passionately though and let me stand by the mirror to watch her go down on me, Incredible build but the last time noticed the FOPA is starting to grow and has killed it. Starting to prefer the Korean spots as they are far cleaner. Lanes is my go to new girl on Wednesday and one next week.

[QUOTE=Ronacin;7199708]This place is on Roosevelt just west of 83rd maybe one mile. Across the Pete's supermarket.[/QUOTE]On Summit (AKA, Cass, Midwest) just south of Roosevelt.

[QUOTE=OldSchoolGuy73;7200062]One of my favorites and tip well but never offered BBBJ which sucks. She'll suck it passionately though and let me stand by the mirror to watch her go down on me, Incredible build but the last time noticed the FOPA is starting to grow and has killed it. Starting to prefer the Korean spots as they are far cleaner. Lanes is my go to new girl on Wednesday and one next week.[/QUOTE]Sorry. . . FOPA?? Fear of?. I guess I'm a dummy.

[QUOTE=HankyDaPanky;7200942]Sorry. . . FOPA?? Fear of?. I guess I'm a dummy.[/QUOTE]I think he meant FUPA. Fat upper putty area. The pelvis or lower stomach area.

[QUOTE=HankyDaPanky;7200942]Sorry. . . FOPA?? Fear of?. I guess I'm a dummy.[/QUOTE]Took that as F. You. P. A. Fat Upper Pu $$why Area. LOL.

[QUOTE=HankyDaPanky;7200942]Sorry. . . FOPA?? Fear of?. I guess I'm a dummy.[/QUOTE]FOPA = fatty area over pussy.

Urban dictionary is a friend of everyone!

Women or heaven forbid, girls with fopa shouldn't be see nude and shouldn't tuck their top shirt into their pants. Baggy clothes were designed for a purpose.

Does Lanes or Relax have any websites with pics of the MTs?

[QUOTE=GeorgeMax;7201196]FOPA = fatty area over pussy.

Urban dictionary is a friend of everyone!

Women or heaven forbid, girls with fopa shouldn't be see nude and shouldn't tuck their top shirt into their pants. Baggy clothes were designed for a purpose.[/QUOTE]LOL sometimes I like to keep it real though.

[QUOTE=GeorgeMax;7201196]FOPA = fatty area over pussy.

Urban dictionary is a friend of everyone!

Women or heaven forbid, girls with fopa shouldn't be see nude and shouldn't tuck their top shirt into their pants. Baggy clothes were designed for a purpose.[/QUOTE]So, a pussy protector?

[QUOTE=Starks;7202980]So, a pussy protector?[/QUOTE]Exactly, like a pussy helmet, or umbrella.

Stopped in just before lunch, met by Ella. She's newer, worked in Chinatown in the city prior.

On the looks scale for AMPs she's probably a 5/10. Not a spinner, not chubby, very average. However, what she lacks in looks she makes up for in effort. I am convinced that my soul is splattered in the back of her throat, she surely sucked it out of me. BBBJCIM, spit, then comes back and cleans up the rest with her mouth until I couldn't take it any longer.

Didn't hate it.

[QUOTE=TallNwGuy;7203086]Exactly, like a pussy helmet, or umbrella.[/QUOTE]It's actually"FUPA" (fat upper pubic area), and it doesn't look good.

Yesterday I visited Anny at DT massage at North Ave.

I like her looks, maybe early 30's natural a or b, nice long strong legs, went for 45 minutes, paid $60 door fee, inside I gave her $160 for full service, little massage so so, and then to business, was ok. I may return. The other girl there is older maybe late 40's cute face though. Anyway I was more attracted to Anny.

Had a nice visit at Lane's off Roosevelt with Momo. Paid $80 to the house and $160 for the tip for full service. Momo is very friendly and funny making me feel right at home. She was super thin with some C sized ladies dressed in a strapless golden dress with long hair died partially blonde. Super cute and great for a first visit.

Massage was nice and also the table shower felt great on such a cold day. After the shower she gave me soft massage before gliding up and down my back with her body. On the flip she got right to business with a nice HJ, to CBJ, and right into CG. Needless to say I didn't last long. When we finished up she asked in I wanted more massage to use the rest of the time but I decided to head out early. Glad she offered the choice though. She had two other girls introduce themselves and man they looked even better than her. Already planning my next visit so I highly recommend.

Any girls that rim?

[QUOTE=YDiner14;7196775]I've had Ewa 3 times and Kiki once. Ewa is so damn real, sensual, fun. Kiki too but I prefer Ewa. As others have said she's not the hottest of the bunch but just very sensual for me. DFK and DATY are most important to me. Can anyone else chime in if any other girls offer DFK at Relax? From the sounds of it Vivi does not or maybe YMMV? Mocha? Thanks YD.[/QUOTE]Tried out Vivi this time and damn she is probably the hottest of the 3 I have tried, best body for sure. Probably a notch below in service to Ewa and Kiki but still fun. Everything covered, LFK, DATY nice and fresh tasting. Will repeat. Thanks for the responses!

So I have been to Relax a handful of times now. First trip was with Eva and although decent was no where close to the level of service experienced by some mongers. But since then I have seen Kiki a free times and I have had an amazing time with her every time. But I want to splurge a little and try 4 hands for the first time. Has anyone experienced 4 hands at Relax? If so who would you recommend to pair with Kiki?

[QUOTE=Fazecena;7206712]So I have been to Relax a handful of times now. First trip was with Eva and although decent was no where close to the level of service experienced by some mongers. But since then I have seen Kiki a free times and I have had an amazing time with her every time. But I want to splurge a little and try 4 hands for the first time. Has anyone experienced 4 hands at Relax? If so who would you recommend to pair with Kiki?[/QUOTE]Best bet would be to ask Kiki if she's willing and if so who she would recommend. Most likely will be a yes but don't expect it to be like in a porno. They can be really fun if the girls are into each other, but go into it with your expectations lower and expect to stop and switch out between them. Usually 2 x fee and tip too.

Been a year since I visited relax. Who does rimming and BBBJ?

[QUOTE=GotCraving;7207320]Been a year since I visited relax. Who does rimming and BBBJ?[/QUOTE]Don't expect Jade Kush. But ask for Eva.

I recently had a second visit with Jenny at Lane's (I posted that report earlier). She is very cute with great tits and a nice personality. But, man, she is also quite robotic in her session and really doesn't allow any pussy play, much tit play or (no sucking), or anything outside of her script. She positioned for some 69, but made it difficult to really get in there. She really is a cutie with a great body, but, man, I just like more free style interaction. Also, she tends to short you on the hour, while others I have seen there do not. It could be YMMV with her, bit after the second visit with her, I think that is the way she is. And, to be clear, it is not that I had a BAD time with her, but I want more interactive play. I am going to have request someone different from the mamasan. I should also try Relax. I am unsupervised next week, so I want to take advantage of the freedom. Hahahaha.

[QUOTE=Lookin4it;7208527]I recently had a second visit with Jenny at Lane's (I posted that report earlier). She is very cute with great tits and a nice personality. But, man, she is also quite robotic in her session and really doesn't allow any pussy play, much tit play or (no sucking), or anything outside of her script. She positioned for some 69, but made it difficult to really get in there. She really is a cutie with a great body, but, man, I just like more free style interaction. Also, she tends to short you on the hour, while others I have seen there do not. It could be YMMV with her, bit after the second visit with her, I think that is the way she is. And, to be clear, it is not that I had a BAD time with her, but I want more interactive play. I am going to have request someone different from the mamasan. I should also try Relax. I am unsupervised next week, so I want to take advantage of the freedom. Hahahaha.[/QUOTE]That sounds about right. I couldn't remember if mine was Kelly or Jenny but same experience. Momo is definitely not like that but I haven't been back in a few months. If I can get Momo I will stay next visit. My go to at Marigold is gone again. So back on the look out LOL.

[QUOTE=MongForLong;7208899]That sounds about right. I couldn't remember if mine was Kelly or Jenny but same experience. Momo is definitely not like that but I haven't been back in a few months. If I can get Momo I will stay next visit. My go to at Marigold is gone again. So back on the look out LOL.[/QUOTE]I had a similar experience with Kelly. Momo is always great as is Kiki at Relax.

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