Pavement and Archers of Loaf; South end banana slug trail
Never thought I'd see this here. Love them both.
Fucking Denthead is South. Saw her trail all the way West on Flavel. The Bath Salts plug must be South.
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Sunday Funday: Houseless Harlot
Plus a short unavoidable Sunday evening recon...
After missing Tori's call Saturday night kept my phone within hearing range most of the day. Late in the afternoon Sunday I'd come to terms that I'd missed an opportunity. Was planning a bachelor barbecue & evening. Maybe watch today's saved F1 race or some mindless catching up on "Wicked Tuna" or get deeper in Peter Heller's "The Guide". All enjoyable activities...yet not the top of my favorite enjoyable activity & it had been a few days.
Had made some margaritas & was sharing with next door neighbors around 6:00+- when phone finally went off. Think the neighbors were startled at how fast I covered ground between our fenced yards. LOL. The call was the one I'd been wanting & quickly plans were made to meet at Stark in an hour.
After a quick shower & with my margarita in coffee mug I was right on time. Parked at Stark petrol related viewpoint & since I couldn't announce my arrival. Waited...waited some more...then a little extra.
Thinking I'd got ghosted & since I don't idle all that well despite some auspicious civilian distractions in the area, fired up truck & headed North for an impromptu recon from Stark>Grotto 7:30>8:00+-. But not before cruising around what I thought might the likely backstreet areas where I thought she might be. Still nothing...
Sunny threw up the meh fat ass mixed or BSW in black shorts & top. Hair is back to that not found in nature red hue. Each & every time I see her all I see is a terribly tsuris experience.
Next seen was younger dirty blonde WSW in jean shorts & jean jacket heading South across from pet hospital. Gave me a goofy friendly grin as I passed. Cute as fuck in an offbeat manner. With my dick auto piloting the truck looped around to nada. Still vacillating whether walker or friendly noncombatant. Hoping for the former...
Baggers area had a couple scattered on both sides of the avenue...
It's namesake by her fence.
A frizzy haired thirties LSW in shorts & tank top with beginnings of a pot belly on her otherwise passing grade BMI frame. Meh...
WSW "Horseface" in white tank top & black shorts coming out of McFlurrie headquarters...
Murder Street (BTW Random Plant Murder street is Minton St.) gakked up some greasy hairball looking old skinny BSW in grey & black yoga pants & matching top.
After that diversion did some rotating recon around general pickup area until parking again. Margarita gone & thirsty grabbed some water inside & shared with copilot. Thought to myself "fifteen more Zavi" before bailing for home & my destiny with fishing & auto race shows or my bibliophile leanings. Scanning the area started get a tad drowsy in the warmth & turned on truck & the AC. Five minutes & counting until my self-imposed waiting time was exhausted...
Now I should point out on our initial meeting back in June she'd had long raven hair down middle of back so when her & girlfriend came walking up it suddenly dawned that I'd seen the pair earlier tonight & not recognized her from behind. Fucking duh Zavi...now those raven tresses were shoulder length & noticed other tattoos along with Mursi tribe like ear gauges. How'd I miss those fuckers? Not a fan of most body metal...just too old school or just old? You decide...I did entertain the notion they could be used as handles. LOL. She did look much better & cleaned up than before.
Some small talk as Tori & her friend cooed over the obliging copilot. Slipped her friend the promised ten bucks & she promptly made herself scarce. As Tori got in smelled soap fresh in braless tight one piece black top above knee length flowered skirt with some black sandals. Complimented her new hair & skirt. She promptly said she found skirt in a curbside free pile. Laughing as I shared my recent free pile score of expensive wine glasses in original box.
No check so before I pulled onto 82nd gave her a quick kiss on the lips & leg squeeze. Subtly she spread her legs a bit as I slide up her thigh & warmth between as we continued the small talk Southward. The smell test came back normal sweet & musky to my horny relief...
On the way to my place saw a one more out at Hermiston's favorite truck store where a dark hued redheaded twenties +- LSW was watching traffic. Heavy on the mamacita slutty makeup & yet another in jean shorts along with a striped tube top & some large torpedo tits defying any gravitational pull.
Oh yeah...three blocks from barn who should be leaving her snail trail of slimy skank but WSW "Denthead" in same outfit as Saturday night. Looking king hell sweaty spun with expanding piss colored armpit stains on that ripening onesie. Of course she fucking gestured crazily my way as we passed. Taking a breath from my stroking fingers between her legs Tori mentioned something along the line of "that crazy bi*ch sure gets around". Followed by "she seems to know you". Told Tori she was mentally ill neighbor who some call "Denthead". LOL.
At my place as she threw some toys in backyard for the insistent copilot. I made pitcher of strawberry margaritas & put some music on. Drinks, some of latest smoked salmon & more friendly talk on the patio until we both got to that sweet spot of drink & I led her into bedroom as the sun faded...
Awkward at first she'd warmed up significantly & except for that cute back door I got all I could want for the time being at a very economical price. The shaky tequila influenced screenshots tell the tale succinctly.
Even barbecued between rounds & made it work for two mouths.
PPD SUV seen earlier & later when I brought her home (sic) around 2:30.
Recon Soundtrack: Pavement "Slanted & Enchanted". Actually twice. I'd not planned to be out as long as was & had forgot what a short album it is.
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Safe recons & life.
Busy night but not much in turning heads
Friday night between 11 - 12.
I haven't seen the strip this busy in some time. It seemed like each normal location was filled with at least 3 or 4. But as most of us have come to expect, nothing too wowing. Across from bagger's spot, was approached by a very friendly girl that was wearing essentially nothing but strings (this seemed to be the common outfit of the night for many), named Peach. I didn't even wave her over or anything, just sitting in the food establishments parking spots watching when she approached and asked for a QV for 2. . Yeah, NO. Then went on to tell me about where her place was, and some odd jokes, and that if I changed my mind I should swing by that area down the street to find her.
- Description of Peach: mixed, 20's, wearing pretty much nothing but strings, Ass girl if you like that, flat pancake boobs.
After this interaction I decided to continue on. Across from Sunny were the typical 3 or 4 usuals. Nothing to turn a head to. By the Asian club hangout near Sunny market were two, only 1 that kinda caught my interest. 1 was a little larger friend (black), I have seen her out before. Then her friend who was a in some short booty shorts (white girl), young 20's, but had that stuck up look and I think I have seen her somewhere before. I decided to continue on, not worth it to me.
Further South by Mc D's which had a line longer than I have ever seen, were two friends also wearing the attire of the night (strings). Clearly one was training the other. Trainer girl was a larger black girl (20's) that took the lead on all conversations and hopeful pickups, even though it seemed like most of the stoppers were trying to get to her friend the trainee. The trainee was a skinny, smaller black girl (small everything actually), looked like someone you would perhaps check I'd for. Her name was Ava and she said it was her 2nd week only. Wanted 140 for basic. I moved on.
Re-Neg Cum Dodger Saturday morning Recon-Date
On the way to the Country Club I did multiple up and backs between 5 am and 730 am. Besides a two cast attempt at a Civie chick around Mill and a mis swoop of a thick LSW in a pastel dress around Taboo I didn't see much South to Mid Blade.
At Stark I saw WSW Lauren at the Chevron. Directly across the street I saw WSW Ziana, she was having a convo with herself, 5150.
Near Burnside I saw WSW Quality, in clothes that looked like she had been in them for a week was speedwalking and crying, like tears.
Between Glisan and Halsey I saw many Civie chicks that garnered a lot of attention.
Near Glenhaven I saw a WSW in a red dress criss crossing and window talking. Saw her later at 7-11. Arms were all bruised and she definitely is a Hype.
Nothing Sandy, there never is.
On the way back there was an Amazon BorWSW with a cowboy hat at Baggers. The smell of the GPS was thick with that one.
Spotted near Fremont was BSW Brandy and her Toad.
Caught a thick LSW name of Moisea or something like that, near the Art Lofts.
She agreed to BBBJ and she would catch it. BJ was good but when I popped she backed off it and jerked me dry. Total Re-Neg and the trauma of my seed spraying my shirt wouldve made every sock I've ever soiled facebalm in Cumstock heaven. Made her clean me up as I chastised her. Fucking bullshit.
Thursday before Noon and Friday early AM Recons
On the way to the Country Club I made a before Noon up and back. Based my Recons on weather and hunch and I wasn't off.
I saw Walkers at every spot, all have been Reported on, all variety of offerings Black, Brown, White, Asian, Part Timers teetering upon full fledged, they were all out. Greatest concentration was Sandy, Sunny Mkt. Sandy Hill, all the way South to Woodstock.
Funny interaction at the 7-11 (Sandy) with the 'Sheer / thong' crew, two Black, one brown. Looks like their Toad has them dating out of the establishment directly behind it because that's where the Brown one tried to get me to go with her and that's where they all were headed after picking up their Menthol and Backwoods for their Toad. Sandy Sandy had the worst of the worst, area is so busted. Swung around on a few Criddlers that I thought were PTing, casted a few times, retrieved and went to the next riffle.
Early AM there were no less than 25 Walkers again at every juncture. All varieties, including the sheer crew.
Concentrated on the Sunny, Arts Loft area. Had my eye on a WSW, nice dress, but she seemed more about getting to the Man than working. Finally caught her around Halsey. Never got her name, mid 30's, clean, reddish hair, kitty was groomed, when I did my part of the Burnside Handshake it was, wet-wet. Ok BBBJ, CFS, great fuck, she busted all over the place. I smelled like good sex on the way home, not like dirty feet. Made both Recons worth it.
Also got a heads up about some of her friends, partying in a Van that I saw her approach and hang. I LOL'd she said they're Crackheads. I asked for clarification, like Crack, Crack. Yes they smoke Coke. Is it 1987 again, made me chuckle. One of them though, Bleach Blonde Punk chick, I'm going to stab that one eventually.
Summer Recon Doldrums: Break Ended
Used to be on these hot nights the copilot & I would head out 82nd way for a few hours of mobile A/C relief for us both. Perhaps another sort of relief for the driver as well. With the house now partially air conditioned & the two main regulars around just enough, my usual pre-meeting recons rituals ground to a screeching halt last few weekends...
Tuesday Night:
After some Buoy 10 pre-planning & hanging out copilot & I left my fishing buddy's. Aimed for home yet passed my street & headed North down the avenue JCB>82nd>Sandy Upper look between 10:45>11:45.
First seen was WSW "Denthead" near Woodstock walking like a ruptured hernia penguin in heels.
Sarah #1.5 was near Stark gas station. Yeech...
Not too late to go home Zavi thoughts crossed my mind...
Walgreen Hedges had an alright & almost cute young long haired LSW in colorful two piece workout outfit rocking out to her phone. Nice tits & form but ignored me when I looped around on Couch. On the way home she'd finally started to pay attention & got scooped by some pickup truck.
Arts wall at Oregon had the pet hospital BSW whale all in white. I'm coming up short on the Melville joke in there somewhere...
Sunny had the usual mix of unsuitable BSW with what looked like a LSW in white thrown in. Some cottage cheese but minimal compared to some nights...
El Burrito bus stop shadows had a ponytailed plain blonde WSW in shapeless dress & blue Keds. Wasn't horrible in that late night interstate diner waitress "can I take your order" ambiance...
Baggers had a few out though the milling hyperactive homeless outnumbered the walkers on Klickatat.
One thicker WSW brunette in homemade jean shorts thong. Meh...
Though I heard no jungle drums a thin yet not too thin thirties +- BSW in white jean shorts & fringed bikini top was looking slutty & serviceable.
Bagger herself was curled up in a ball at 81st & Klickatat...
Across the street at Mcflurrie headquarters WSW blonde "belle of the blade" in pink top & blue shorts below some geeky glasses.
La Parilla side of street had a long haired young guapa LSW in miniscule white shorts & loose blue top above white sandals who gave us a nice smile & wave. Looped around & as I slowly came down Klickatat to see if she'd walk in & meet me halfway. Slowed even further as I saw some Mamasan come barreling down the strip mall back driveway towards there. I stopped as she started screaming & gesturing their way. "Belle of the blade" took the hint & headed North quickly. Long haired LSW stood her ground at first & Mamasan started yelling something like "private property" & "you go away now" followed by other colorful insults. The LSW finally took the hint as mamasan picked up something out of the landscaping & heaved it at her. Mamasan then patrolled the strip mall as the walkers across the street hearty laughs were heard as the LSW joined them at Klickatat.
Murder Street had a tiny & younger longer haired BSW in blueish onesie & sandals. Lots of interest yet no monger was courageous enough to turn in on street. On way back she'd wised up & moved across street. Immediately got scooped...
Figuring what the fuck headed upper Sandy direction & was surprised to spot one who didn't trigger that sudden throw up in your mouth reflex in the form of a WSW BBW brunette in tan booty shorts & white top above fuck me heels across from Parkrose Hardware.
Upper Sandy was also thick with PPD SUV all the way to 122nd & the only PPD spotted otherwise.
On the way home all at Baggers were window talking with the night owl McFlurriers including the young guapa one who I tried to scoop earlier.
Just South of the States at Brazee the duality BSW duo were out. The Velveeta assed perfume bomb in some string ensemble & her tiny cohort in see through black teddy. Thankfully tonight the assault was only visual versus previous olfactory overload. Driver still fights an eye roll as we headed South...
Last seen was near Flavel where a pudgy younger WSW blonde in shorts & presenting some cleavage stopped her Northbound stroll to stare me down. Never seen her before. A fleeting contemplation to turn around for her just off the turnip truck vibe. Ultimately decided her sullen look had all the charisma of Vladimir Putin's country cousin...
Headed for the barn with money & swimmers saved for another time...
Recon Soundtrack: Steve Earle & The Dukes - "Jerry Jeff" followed by John Doe "Keeper".
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Safe recons & life.