Streetwalker Reports

Trolled down into LW this afternoon on the way home hopin' for some quick relief. Pretty dead with no WSW activity to be seen, but no uncles either. On the second swing I spotted the hairy midget, who waved and was looking pretty clean, north of the furniture store. By the time I got turned around I had been out mongered! Decided to call it quits and got caught at the light near 6th. Some pretty big crazy redhead eatin' her Champ burger jumps in my f'ing truck and says give me a ride! Before I could say WTF?! The light changes and some cheesedick starts honkin' his horn at me and I have to move. Crazy * was about 30,000 feet and climbing on her meds! Took me 3 blocks to find a spot to dump her out. Thank God no uncles were around. Anybody know who that crazy WSW is? Probably 5-9, 160, dyed dark red hair and lacking in the looks department for sure! Still looking for some WSW's who do greek, so help a brother out if you can.

[QUOTE=NotTexMexican;2872830]Trolled down into LW this afternoon on the way home hopin' for some quick relief. Pretty dead with no WSW activity to be seen, but no uncles either. On the second swing I spotted the hairy midget, who waved and was looking pretty clean, north of the furniture store. By the time I got turned around I had been out mongered! Decided to call it quits and got caught at the light near 6th. Some pretty big crazy redhead eatin' her Champ burger jumps in my f'ing truck and says give me a ride! Before I could say WTF?! The light changes and some cheesedick starts honkin' his horn at me and I have to move. Crazy * was about 30,000 feet and climbing on her meds! Took me 3 blocks to find a spot to dump her out. Thank God no uncles were around. Anybody know who that crazy WSW is? Probably 5-9, 160, dyed dark red hair and lacking in the looks department for sure! Still looking for some WSW's who do greek, so help a brother out if you can.[/QUOTE]Dog has see this loonie tunes walking and having big conversations with herself. Dog put his big tail between his legs and high tailed to the next county when he saw her coming. NFW issue getting in my car. She was butt ugly too.

[QUOTE=TonyTc;2871729]Has anyone seen the beautiful Heather around L. W. Lately.

She's is the hottest girl I've ever met on the LW SW scene.

I saw her every week until she went UTR, then reappeared on BP a month ago. Love to see her again.

Guys, keep your eyes open and please let me know if she appears.

Peace out,

Tony.[/QUOTE]Yup saw here last week one evening out. Tries to drive up price but I couldn't say no.

[QUOTE=Rj242;2873624]Yup saw here last week one evening out. Tries to drive up price but I couldn't say no.[/QUOTE]Does anyone have a pic of this Heather?

Dog would greatly appreciate it.

[QUOTE=BigBadDog69;2873677]Does anyone have a pic of this Heather?

Dog would greatly appreciate it.[/QUOTE]CHeck post 1721 by excellent Monger, TonyTc. Bush Hog.

[QUOTE=NotTexMexican;2872830]Trolled down into LW this afternoon on the way home hopin' for some quick relief. Pretty dead with no WSW activity to be seen, but no uncles either. On the second swing I spotted the hairy midget, who waved and was looking pretty clean, north of the furniture store. By the time I got turned around I had been out mongered! Decided to call it quits and got caught at the light near 6th. Some pretty big crazy redhead eatin' her Champ burger jumps in my f'ing truck and says give me a ride! Before I could say WTF?! The light changes and some cheesedick starts honkin' his horn at me and I have to move. Crazy * was about 30,000 feet and climbing on her meds! Took me 3 blocks to find a spot to dump her out. Thank God no uncles were around. Anybody know who that crazy WSW is? Probably 5-9, 160, dyed dark red hair and lacking in the looks department for sure! Still looking for some WSW's who do greek, so help a brother out if you can.[/QUOTE]That's hilarious! You were looking for take out and got delivery instead!

[QUOTE=Jed1172;2873683]That's hilarious! You were looking for take out and got delivery instead![/QUOTE]Could not have said it any better.

Was up in your neck of the wood again and did some hunting after business. Then on the trail saw a petite short LWS in a turquoise top and a black dress waving with a nice smile decided to go in for the scoop.

She hops in and while driving she lifts up her dress and shows me this really hairy cooter with a big piece of thing hanging out then tells me to touch her.

I was thinking Oh Shiit I've picked up a TS! Tells me her name is Nana. She was high as a kite, already a turn off. We continue some chit chat because I like to probe and find things out. I got a lot of "No this & that".

She might had sense I was getting ready to ditch her so she kept rubbing me all over with her hands which was rough and hard like coarse sand paper. Then I commented (My exit strategy) how hot it was and I was getting thirsty and she said she was too (Excellent!! LOL), pulled into the first gas station, gave her a Abe to get drinks. Yes!! Successful ditch w / o drama.

Drove pass the no-tell on Congress to Boynton then stopped at the CVS to get a drink and when I came out there was this chick asking if I could spare a few dollars. I told her maybe I could help her with some of her problems if she tell me about them on my way to pick up some documents.

Long story short headed back to the local no-tell. Really excellent head to head conversations. No rush with anything or in a hurry to go anywhere, we spoke about many different positions on life and she was really good with everything not the tightest.

Told her about this Grant after our talk and she was really happy (I know felt sorry and was being charitable). Dropped her of on Seacrest near the local pharmacy. Would repeat YMMV.

[QUOTE=jiggsaw88;2873774]Was up in your neck of the wood again and did some hunting after business. Then on the trail saw a petite short LWS in a turquoise top and a black dress waving with a nice smile decided to go in for the scoop.

She hops in and while driving she lifts up her dress and shows me this really hairy cooter with a big piece of thing hanging out then tells me to touch her.

I was thinking Oh Shiit I've picked up a TS! Tells me her name is Nana. She was high as a kite, already a turn off. We continue some chit chat because I like to probe and find things out. I got a lot of "No this & that".

She might had sense I was getting ready to ditch her so she kept rubbing me all over with her hands which was rough and hard like coarse sand paper. Then I commented (My exit strategy) how hot it was and I was getting thirsty and she said she was too (Excellent!! LOL), pulled into the first gas station, gave her a Abe to get drinks. Yes!! Successful ditch w / o drama.

Drove pass the no-tell on Congress to Boynton then stopped at the CVS to get a drink and when I came out there was this chick asking if I could spare a few dollars. I told her maybe I could help her with some of her problems if she tell me about them on my way to pick up some documents.

Long story short headed back to the local no-tell. Really excellent head to head conversations. No rush with anything or in a hurry to go anywhere, we spoke about many different positions on life and she was really good with everything not the tightest.

Told her about this Grant after our talk and she was really happy (I know felt sorry and was being charitable). Dropped her of on Seacrest near the local pharmacy. Would repeat YMMV.[/QUOTE]With picture. Thanks for sharing. That ass needs a hot car wash but otherwise exciting read jiggsaw. You are cool, dude. Bush Hog.

[QUOTE=jiggsaw88;2873774]Was up in your neck of the wood again and did some hunting after business. Then on the trail saw a petite short LWS in a turquoise top and a black dress waving with a nice smile decided to go in for the scoop.

She hops in and while driving she lifts up her dress and shows me this really hairy cooter with a big piece of thing hanging out then tells me to touch her.

I was thinking Oh Shiit I've picked up a TS! Tells me her name is Nana. She was high as a kite, already a turn off. We continue some chit chat because I like to probe and find things out. I got a lot of "No this & that".

She might had sense I was getting ready to ditch her so she kept rubbing me all over with her hands which was rough and hard like coarse sand paper. Then I commented (My exit strategy) how hot it was and I was getting thirsty and she said she was too (Excellent!! LOL), pulled into the first gas station, gave her a Abe to get drinks. Yes!! Successful ditch w / o drama.

Drove pass the no-tell on Congress to Boynton then stopped at the CVS to get a drink and when I came out there was this chick asking if I could spare a few dollars. I told her maybe I could help her with some of her problems if she tell me about them on my way to pick up some documents.

Long story short headed back to the local no-tell. Really excellent head to head conversations. No rush with anything or in a hurry to go anywhere, we spoke about many different positions on life and she was really good with everything not the tightest.

Told her about this Grant after our talk and she was really happy (I know felt sorry and was being charitable). Dropped her of on Seacrest near the local pharmacy. Would repeat YMMV.[/QUOTE]Yeah, this is a great report. I stay away from Nana. She's got that big burly Bush with the huge meat flaps hanging down. Her talk is not my style.

I may try this young lady after she gets some neosporin for those butt cheeks. Clean it up girl. I thought they only picked their face. Now it's butt cheeks. Never ending.

Thanks for all your comments.

Every where else on her look super as you can see in the pic I just loaded.

Guess you don't know what you're getting until you unwrap the package.

She have great tits, I didn't see the pimples until later, she looks about a 6 and with almost no pimples on her face, but you know how fast the street can change things.

She did'nt want her face shown so trying to respect that.

She was easy going, compliant with great attitude so I looked passed it.

Nothing kills it for me more than anything in the world when they have crappy attitudes and being uptight.

[QUOTE=jiggsaw88;2874016]Thanks for all your comments.

Every where else on her look super as you can see in the pic I just loaded.

Guess you don't know what you're getting until you unwrap the package.

She have great tits, I didn't see the pimples until later, she looks about a 6 and with almost no pimples on her face, but you know how fast the street can change things.

She did'nt want her face shown so trying to respect that.

She was easy going, compliant with great attitude so I looked passed it.

Nothing kills it for me more than anything in the world when they have crappy attitudes and being uptight.[/QUOTE]BBD would hit that in a minute. Pimple butt and all.

[QUOTE=Smenkhare;2852389][URL]http://westpalmbeach.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/gorgeous-cuban-venezuelan-sisters-5612559090/36550674[/URL][/QUOTE]Didn't know she was on BP. That's why I like to interview. The secret is to try to catch them on the up or down.

Then you got yourself great gals and at the discounted BP price.

Play safe bruhs.

[QUOTE=Rj242;2873624]Yup saw here last week one evening out. Tries to drive up price but I couldn't say no.[/QUOTE]Thought someone said she went back to PA. ?

Was back on the prowl in LW today around 4. Saw LuLu just north of 2nd but by the time I rounded the block she was in the wind. Other than that quick shot of LuLu the streets were bare and I may know why. While I didn't spot any obvious uncles, I spotted a tall, dark haired beauty in extremely short black shorts making the leisurely stroll north toward 7th. This chick was HOT!! I eyeballed her a couple of times, but the hair on the back of my neck was standing up. I saw a guy pull into a lot about a block ahead of her and park. I saw her angle into the lot so I made a quick you to see if she got in. He was gone and so was she, but I don't know what happened. If she wasn't uncle LEO's decoy, I want to who she is cause I'm going back!! Anyone have a clue if she's a SW? 5' 8", long black hair, black short shorts, walked straight and tall. A little too shaky for me so I tried Noelle's digits again, but she didn't pick up and she wasn't in the usual spot. Maybe she's breast feeding the kid.