Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=BuyingSmiles;1901288]I went to the AMP in Burlington. It was a last minute decision to try the place out. I was aching all over & with the 60.00/ hour price it seemed worth a try. The place looked closed when I pulled up. I tried the outer door & it was open. Tried the inside door & it opened with a pretty loud alarm. I walked in & was greeted by a what I am guessing was a lady somewhere in her 30's. She was a 7 on looks. She led me to a room that had a curtain in the doorway (I did notice when I was not face down she took care to make sure the curtain was drawn tight to door jams). She asked me how long & I said 60 minutes & gave he 60.00 for the hour. I don't think she speaks much English other than How long, sir & tip please. She said something I didn't understand & walked out. I assumed she ment to get undressed so I did. There was a towel laying on the massage table I assumed she wanted me to drape my self with. I just ignored it & layed on table naked. She definitely worked the kinks out of my back, neck & shoulders. Very relaxing but no hint of any extras. I had forgot to check the time before I climbed on the table so I was wondering how the time would pan out. Based on a phone call I had made prior to entering the building I figure the massage was actually more like 1 hour 12 minutes. I am guessing it was about 45 minutes until she said "Sir fwip please" She was just as thorough after the flip. After the flip she was as closed to going the extra mile as she could get with out actually going there. I thought it was going to build up to the happy ending. No luck! The massage was pretty darn good. I needed it. Much like reports by others there was no happy ending. Even with a nice hot towel rub down there was still quit a bit of oil all over me. I had to jump in the shower when I got home. Any married or otherwise attached men make sure you have time to shower or have fun explaining the baby oil all over you. Also you could her other women talking out side the room. & about half way through there was a man's voice that joined them. After a few seconds I couldn't be bothered with the voices. I tried to get her name so I could ask for her when I returned. She just looked at me like I was an alien & smiled & laughed. I will go back to see her the massage, maybe get a little more familiar with her. The oil is a bit much, but it not a deal breaker for me.[/QUOTE]I guess someone editing thought I ment tip. She said Fwip not tip. Just sayin.

HA! Wow, Thank you for saving me the trip.

Trog

[QUOTE=TheGoodSh;1901775]I posted about her in the CL thread.

The ugliest woman I have ever seen who wasn't over 60, or hadn't been shot in the face with a gun, or been chewed on by a monkey. I am not trying to be cruel. But it's one of those situations where she is hiding her face because nobody would call her if she showed it. There are girls who just aren't my type. Then there are genuinely ugly people. She's the latter. The photos are NOT her, or are her when she was 30 lbs less fat and disgusting.

When I called her, I was okay with "just a body rub" for .5. But her rub is terrible, she uses gallons of smelly lotion, her incall is literally in the projects and is a shit-hole. I tried to put my clothes in a small pile on a dresser because her floor was so disgusting. She won't stop talking, and yet has nothing of intelligence to say. I don't feel bad saying this. I told her that advertising on BP, in bodyrubs, she's going to always run into guys expecting more. She said she has had that problem. Guys walking out on her. The only reason I stuck around is because I felt bad walking out the door once I saw her face. It still fucking haunts me. That's how fucked up it is.

She does offer a "happy hand" as she calls it, over and over and over, but I kept telling her I'm good with just the rub and to stop putting on more lotion. This happened at least four times, until I told her I had to go.

Before I go see a girl, I take a shower. Well, I left after 20 minutes into the 30 minute body rub and went straight home, put my clothes back in the laundry, and took a 30-minute shower. I felt cleaner after doing a 5 k mud-run. It's one of the rare instances where I really regret not walking out immediately. Terrible, without being a "rip-off".[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=LuvEmAll;1892247]I dreamed of going to Lilly's about 8 months ago and had a really excellent massage. Got nice hug when I left and intimations that next time would be better. So I went back about 2 weeks later. Massage was no where near as good, but did get a nice happy ending. She even guided my hand under her shorts to play with her. So it is possible but think YMMV.[/QUOTE]I visited Lily's today expecting something. After reading the post thought I would get lucky. Just had a good massage. No extras. I tried to move my hand but she did not let it budge. Massage was great. I would definitely go for the massage. Really worked on my upper back. GUYS THERE ARE NO EXTRAS TO BE HAD!! If you get luck let me know!!

Lilly's or not to Lilly's? I want a good massage actually. Extras would be nice, but it seems to be hit or miss. So, I'll ask the other question:

What's the sampling of chicks like? Are they decent, good looking, hot? Cause I don't want to drive over and get an in-a-hurry ogre like Far East the one time long ago.

Dreamed I was at Cincinnati Dayton Road. The massage was great, but the ending was better.

Okay, I know we have had our disagreements, but that was fucking hilarious, and informative. Thank you. Good job, sir!

[QUOTE=TheGoodSh;1901775]I posted about her in the CL thread.

The ugliest woman I have ever seen who wasn't over 60, or hadn't been shot in the face with a gun, or been chewed on by a monkey. I am not trying to be cruel. But it's one of those situations where she is hiding her face because nobody would call her if she showed it. There are girls who just aren't my type. Then there are genuinely ugly people. She's the latter. The photos are NOT her, or are her when she was 30 lbs less fat and disgusting.

When I called her, I was okay with "just a body rub" for .5. But her rub is terrible, she uses gallons of smelly lotion, her incall is literally in the projects and is a shit-hole. I tried to put my clothes in a small pile on a dresser because her floor was so disgusting. She won't stop talking, and yet has nothing of intelligence to say. I don't feel bad saying this. I told her that advertising on BP, in bodyrubs, she's going to always run into guys expecting more. She said she has had that problem. Guys walking out on her. The only reason I stuck around is because I felt bad walking out the door once I saw her face. It still fucking haunts me. That's how fucked up it is.

She does offer a "happy hand" as she calls it, over and over and over, but I kept telling her I'm good with just the rub and to stop putting on more lotion. This happened at least four times, until I told her I had to go.

Before I go see a girl, I take a shower. Well, I left after 20 minutes into the 30 minute body rub and went straight home, put my clothes back in the laundry, and took a 30-minute shower. I felt cleaner after doing a 5 k mud-run. It's one of the rare instances where I really regret not walking out immediately. Terrible, without being a "rip-off".[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=OldRacer;1907244]Dreamed I was at Cincinnati Dayton Road. The massage was great, but the ending was better.[/QUOTE]Not familiar with location on Cin-Day, and didn't see a BP ad for the place. Can someone let me know a cross street or general area please?

[QUOTE=Gray0630;1907702]Not familiar with location on Cin-Day, and didn't see a BP ad for the place. Can someone let me know a cross street or general area please?[/QUOTE]Here is the ad:

[URL]http://cincinnati.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/7969-acupressure-treatment-center/15641550[/URL]

It is hit or miss with the massage, as only one of the ladies (all over 50) there have true massage skills.
Also, while they may be HE friendly, the finishes I've had there have all been do-it-yourself, with minimal assistance at best.

Good luck, R.

Has anyone had the pleasure of seeing her? Her ad says she 52, just wondering what I could expect if I see her. Thanks for any help.

[QUOTE=BabeRuth3;1908192]Has anyone had the pleasure of seeing her? Her ad says she 52, just wondering what I could expect if I see her. Thanks for any help.[/QUOTE]

Vicki is a nice lady as long as you are ok with GILF providers. Obviously you must be since you know her age going in. Her rub skills are light to avg, but most aren't going for the glutus maximus relief. Her best feature is front, above the waist, equal to any college aged girl you've seen. Firm and natural 'C' cup; hmmmm good. From there you won't be disappointed either [if u take a little extra .25]. Decent legs too for a GILF, but she ain't 30 yo either, as you already know. She is Varoom approved! Added: Full disclosure; This info is a couple of yrs old, so hopefully the goods are still in tact as indicated here. Should go back for an up close inspection, but been busy with some UTR inspection tasks.

[QUOTE=Varoom;1908318]Vicki is a nice lady as long as you are ok with GILF providers. Obviously you must be since you know her age going in. Her rub skills are light to avg, but most aren't going for the glutus maximus relief. Her best feature is front, above the waist, equal to any college aged girl you've seen. Firm and natural 'C' cup; hmmmm good. From there you won't be disappointed either [ifutakealittleextra.25]. Decent legs too for a GILF, but she ain't 30 yo either, as you already know. She is Varoom approved! Added: Full disclosure; This info is a couple of yrs old, so hopefully the goods are still in tact as indicated here. Should go back for an up close inspection, but been busy with some UTR inspection tasks.[/QUOTE]

I concur with Varoom about Vickie. It has been about two years ago when I saw her and it was a good time. The little extra Varoom mentions is also what I had with me and was glad I did. She is nice, good looking, a fun time and I did not have any problem setting up the appointment.

Here is the link to their add: [URL]http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/thp/4155763620.html[/URL].

Since I'm quite close to them I gave it a try. Nice clean place with a 50 ish lady, so-so looking. Decent massage, she played with some of my body parts (gave $20 tip for that afterward) but is DIY during this 'play moment'.

Anybody partaken yet?

[URL]http://cincinnati.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/autumn-body-maintenance-by-traditional-asian-massage-andgtandlt-9477-loveland-madeira-rd/16281697[/URL]

[QUOTE=Cincy;1916851]Anybody partaken yet?

[URL]http://cincinnati.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/autumn-body-maintenance-by-traditional-asian-massage-andgtandlt-9477-loveland-madeira-rd/16281697[/URL][/QUOTE]I went there once, wasnt impressed. I had to wait for 20 minutes even though I had an appt. The massage quality was slightly below what I'm used to. It was very legit and the lady at the front dest kept looking in the room and talking to the massage girl. Cin-day Road or ggmassage on montgomery are much better.