Strip Club Reports

Decided to stop by larry Flynts tonight. The place and prices are the same as the reviews listed below. About 12-15 dancers working. The dancers were pretty good quality. 6-7 range; though, I thought they were not as hot as Scores. I thought this was the best visit to Larry Flynts because the lap dances were very good (way better than Scores since these are more private, topless, and more milage) and there was no hustle. I met this nice lady who had a decent conversation with me, something that I have not found at other bmore clubs. Would definitely recommend it to others.

I visited Circus on my first trip to Baltimore's infamous "block" and was not disappointed. It was the first of three clubs I visited in the same day in Baltimore. There were about 5 dancers working in the early afternoon. The club, like most on the block, is very small and narrow. The stage is surrounded by two long bars, and there is a not-very-private couch in the back of the club by the restrooms.

Circus is very seedy. It's dirty, smoky, and grimy, although if you are a true pervert, this might add to your enjoyment. There is a pretty creepy "door guy" who promotes the club on the street and ushers you in. Upon my entry, I was treated like a piece of meat as the "dancers" in the room descended on me as I ordered a beer. They were universally average; you will find no "10s" here. You will find some hardened women hustling for your last dollar, however.

The elderly bartender also swooped in as soon as a heavily tattooed and pierced blonde dancer sat with me. At the block bars, it is required and expected that you purchase a dancer drink ($25) for the dancer to sit with you. I do not like this system, as I'd rather get acclimated to the club first and then spend that kind of money on lap dances rather than watered down drinks for girls you haven't even really interacted with first.

This was an interesting "drink," though, as the dancer provided the "Baltimore handshake" and let me grope all parts of her body while I sat at the bar. I left refreshed after a couple beers, although the general atmosphere of Circus left a lot to be desired. I rarely leave a strip club with a deep feeling of disgust and regret, but if anywhere would provide those feelings, it would be Circus.

[QUOTE=Jayb20;1337458]the general atmosphere of Circus left a lot to be desired. I rarely leave a strip club with a deep feeling of disgust and regret, but if anywhere would provide those feelings, it would be Circus.[/QUOTE]Your impressions were spot on! Only advantage to this particular club is free flow of narcotics, if that is what you are in to and Joe is working.

Over at Nightshift last night, crystal was working which seems she does every night. Had an enjoyable lap dance with her for about 8 songs she let me go shirtless and it was grab ass all night. The guy who sits back there hardly watches you if you make noise and she slipped a finger into my pants kause I opened the fly before I went it and she went at it. Ask for Crystal, she's great, and Envy is a good girl to cuddle with in the regular seats as Natasha is just Natasha now.

[QUOTE=Masonm;1337703]Your impressions were spot on! Only advantage to this particular club is free flow of narcotics, if that is what you are in to and -------- is working.[/QUOTE]Let's please not start throwing names around. This is not a narcotics thread. Please respect those not in the business of providing sexual pleasure or the immediate surroundings in which they perform their craft. As I have seen the Administrator say many times, this thread is about exchanging information leading to having sex with women. Let's keep to that conversation.

After my non pro didn't provide, I went to the pros at Flamingo. Got in about 6 pm, ordered a Bud $7; immediately the girls come around and I say no thanks. I been going to flamingo once every 3 weeks or so and they are getting to know me. By my second sip of beer a tall Miss a 5'7" tall 125 lb AA hard body came over. I just luv the hard body type. And started sampling the merchandise. Of course the bartender came over and wanted me to buy a drink for Missy. I politely said "I just got here and wanted to have a beer and see some dancing" usually at this point the girl gets up and leaves. But Missy didn't; instead she repositioned on my lap. After 5 more minutes of her grinding and me grouping. The bartender returns and asks if I'll buy Missy the $20 drink and I hesitated and then bartender says she will buy my beer. I say ok, Missy gets her drink and I get free beer for $20. LOL. Hey thats a good deal other clubs are $25 for the girls drink. And $8 for your beer.

So some more grouping and grinding and then we agree on the VIP room. And Missy is good. Bit of a talker and smoker, so you got to keep her focused on the task at hand. Would I repeat. Yes. Love the hard body type. B cups at best on top but firm butt, firm legs and tight tummy.

I haven't stopped by, but I've heard a rumor that Norma Jeans is closed for a week. Anybody have any insight?

Who wants to go drinking? Tonight? Pm me and lets work it out. Tittaz!

Has anyone been to The Big Easy? The old Chubbies is back open Eastern and Washington I think. Wondered how it was?

[QUOTE=Holden Miyone;1338788]I haven't stopped by, but I've heard a rumor that Norma Jeans is closed for a week. Anybody have any insight?[/QUOTE]It wasn't Norma Jeans, it's Oasis that is closed. Heard it may be a while. Rumor has it they haven't paid rent for like the last six months.

Great info on this site. We need ranking for the best of the block. Exclude Hustler because it is not a P4P club. Put top two in each category.

Rankings:

1. Freshest / Cleanest Dancers.

2. Best VIP Room.

3. Best Looking Dancers Day.

4. Best Looking Dancers Night.

5. Worse Club.

PS Any of the Mongers on here interested in going in with me and buying Oasis club. Rumor is they are having financial difficulties and could be for sale soon. PM for details.

It was for sale a long time. All kinds of stuff going on there.

The "interesting" thing about the block is that a high rating today, could easily become a low rating within weeks based on bartenders, dancers, bouncers, etc. So please bare in mind that these ratings are for my visits in the last month or two. Also, I am a white male in my mid-40's and do not typically go into Norma Jeans or "upstairs" Lust.

Rankings:

1. Freshest / Cleanest Dancers. Hit or Miss here. Pussycat, Flamingo, Diamond or Red Room. CAN CHANGE DAILY!

2. Best VIP Room. Only been in the Red Room and it is a DIVE! It is in the womans dressing room, so they lock out the girls everytime VIP service is done. YUCK!

3. Best Looking Dancers Day. This goes hand in hand with my #1 above. I usually only visit the Block during week days.

4. Best Looking Dancers Night. The few times I do get down to the block at night, I prefer Chez Joey (lot's of hanky panky can happen in this club) , Pussycat (ditto comment one)

5. Worse Club. CIRCUS! Followed by The Plaza before it burned down.

I believe the club list for the block is:

Chez Joey.

Circus.

Harem.

Miami.

Pussycat.

Diamond.

Flamingo.

Jewel Box.

Oasis.

Lust.

Mouse Trap II.

Norma Jeans.

Red Room.

2 O'Clock Club. Still there?

Plaza (didn't re-open after fire)

Rankings:

1. Freshest / Cleanest Dancers: PussyCat / Harem.

2. Best VIP Room: PussyCat / Oasis (now gone)

3. Best Looking Dancers Day: Harem

4. Best Looking Dancers Night: PussyCat / Chez Joey

5. Worse Club: Circus

6. Worst VIP Room: Red Room / Flamigo

Oddly. That's why I love it so.

Faust.

[QUOTE=Jayb20;1337458]Circus is very seedy. It's dirty, smoky, and grimy, although if you are a true pervert, this might add to your enjoyment. . I rarely leave a strip club with a deep feeling of disgust and regret, but if anywhere would provide those feelings, it would be Circus.[/QUOTE]