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Showboatt,
Take this remark without embarrasement or dueling: Go Forth
Go forth and experience MU!
As a non-senior member, I had to experience dreams senior members penned. I had to see for myself. Fiction is good and bad, but you have to write your own.
Remember: YMMV!
I'm a long time lurker on this site and I've received a lot of great info from here. So, I thought that it is time for me to contribute.
Today, I went to Kyoto over on Rt 108 and had a fabulous time. My therapist was named Lisa and everything was on the menu. The house fee was. 70 for an hour plus a tip of $ for the works. The only thing that I really didn't care for was that stand up shower, but that seems to be standard in Howard county.
Lisa appeared to be around 30 and she was well proportioned.- no fat, great curves, cute ass, and breasts that felt were just the right (a handful and natural). Great personality and was eager to please; she catered to a few of my quirks before settling down to the main event. Just bring your own cover and all should go well. I believe she works on Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays, but not completely sure.
All businesses are self governing and self monitoring. If a MP does not live up to the standards then they will not survive. Courtesy, cleanliness, elegance, friendliness and appearance in masseuses and MMS truly helps. Tough economic times need to bring about toughness in business. Meaning more of the above traits truly helps. In the way of appearance. A presentable figure catches the eye of most clients. I know because I am a client. Average or even less then average looks with a good figure does suffice. Nice looking women are what catches men's eye. Tough economic times means more competition. It also means more new women could be entering the system. This area must be more looked into by the owners. Let the industry govern themselves. Because it will anyway.
Showboatt's thoughts.
[QUOTE=Showboatt]Courtesy, cleanliness, elegance, friendliness and appearance in masseuses and MMS truly helps.
Showboatt's thoughts.[/QUOTE]I think this is especially true. In my experience you can usually get a feel of how things are going to go when you are greeted by the mama. And speaking of them - is it just me or has the one at JHH been at the gym or toning up recently? she was always very nice on the phone and in person, and cute, but in recent times she has definately looked better than before.
Just an observation
Thanks Skurge for that 17th century diction. Just thought I'd inquire as to your publicly announced donation rates at MU. Not that I "Go Forth" blindly.
I like to check to see how deep the waters are before I go wading. Since it is obvious that rates are not known to you. I humbly retract my PM.
Have a good day.
[QUOTE=Showboatt]I hope I'm not PMing anyone at MU.
Anyway, I just reached Senior status.
What are the fees at MU?[/QUOTE]When you send a PM like that, an unintentional LEO signal goes off.
I know MU fees but you did not receive the message. I know several dreaming mongers received massages because of variables.
You could short yourself or overpay based on my info when you might enter and experience something better for a different $. Different scales. That is why I stated: YMMV.
I did not know fees and I went blindly. Then I reported my dreams.
PM means Private Message not Public Message.
I'm sorry I have to waste space on my favorite board with this nonsense, but it must stop, and the individual only posts here, recently. This junk was received via pm.
[QUOTE=Showboatt] 11-30-08 Danielle
You said that Lee mentioned that if she did two a week she was okay. She had better think of investing in another business because in a little while she will need to do 10 a week to keep her head above water. Also why are you supporting that fucking bum? You giving it up to feed him. I thought you were a smart person.[/QUOTE]
I didn't respond to your pm Show because I figured you sent it to the wrong name. I don't know who the hell these people are pal. My name is not Danielle. I am a man. Please don't include me in your drama.
[QUOTE=Showboatt] 12-19-08 Hello
Do you know who Skurge 1 is. I don't like what he is doing. I have to change my online ID. [/QUOTE]
Again, please don't include me in your drama. I don't know who Skurge is or you for that matter. I have not sent you any information and have not asked for any information. Take your show elsewhere.
[QUOTE=Showboatt] 12-19-08 Skurge, You, People at my work
I don't like being manipulated. You are going to have to stop talking to the people of my work or I will call the FBI from here.
If I hear or see anymore bullshit involving people from my work and I will talk to the FBI [/QUOTE]
You're a real sick one aren't you buddy? Look pal! I don't know anything about you, and I'd like to keep it that way. I have not even said hello to you, or recognized your existence. I'm not sure how many bottles of booze you had today, but this is just insane. I gladly blocked you, and I hope you do the same for me. In the future, please don't pm me.
Slim
On a side note. I've been out of the saddle for a couple of months due to a nasty rash I picked up from one of my favorite spots. It hit me behind the knees and on one shoulder. I knocked it out, but had me thinking seriously of MRSA in some of these AMPS. Some of the mamas are real cheap. They may cut cost be not using hot water/hot dryer for towels. Anyway I need to start taking my own towels and maybe some bleach for the ts. Look forward to riding again after the holidays.
Read Show's posts in the past few weeks. The guy sounds like he works for an AMP somehow and gets furious when you tell the truth about them. Either that or he is a total nutter. Proof positive that "senior status" doesn't mean much unless someone's post history is constructive and even then it's fairly easy to acquire simply by copy/pasting other members reports and repackaging them as unique.
Anyway, rant aside, several days ago I was pleasantly surprised by Kyoto and I would like to report on my first visit. It is located in a spot that reminds me of a lot of West Coast AMPs. That it is to say, it is located inside a commercial building with numerous other businesses inside. The location feels safe and has a private room for bell ringing, so you aren't standing outside like at NSP in NoVa. It's a small hallway though and kinda creepy. At times it feels like Jason Voorhees is going to round the corner with a machete and mask.
Once inside the place you will notice it is unexpectedly large. The mamasan is very grandmotherly and polite and will probably lead you to one of the various rooms. The second thing I observed is that it is not as clean as other locations. For cleanliness, Tea Tree in NoVa (very very rarely provides any additional services) is the cleanest spa within 50 miles. They also provide very good straight up massages if you are interested in that. Anyway, It's not dirty, by any stretch, but it just doesn't feel 'sterile' as many AMPs tend to. The employees there are very very nice. I think they are probably some of the nicest therapists I have met thus far. You almost feel like you can just hang out afterward and shoot the shit with them (I personally wouldn't, but you feel like you could). The people at BT in Prince George's County and also Kim's in NoVa are very pleasant but the people at Kyoto are a step above that.
I forgot the name of the girl I saw, sad to say. Usually when I read a report and they 'forget their name' my BS alarm goes off. However, I will go ahead and report and give you a general idea of what is available and you can choose to accept or reject the information. I would rather not hazard a guess from my shoddy memory as to her name. However, she is probably 36-42 (I am pretty good with ages despite the fact that she looks 10 years younger), although younger therapists also work there. She had enhanced C's (perhaps 34C) and had a very cute face (but a horrendous ass, ugh). I would say she rates in the 7 looks range (gaining points for great tits and a cute face while losing points for a horrible ass and some tummy). Honestly, before and after a visit, the appearance of a therapist usually changes for me. Before the experience I would have said she was a 7, leaning toward 7. 5 while afterward I would say she was a 6. 5 to 7. She reminded me a lot of Jeannie from Kim's in NoVa except Jeannie has a much better behind. Also, she had a very unfortunate voice. She sounds like an old mamasan- it really doesn't fit her body. The massage was pretty good but not anything special, maybe a 6. 5 or 7 out of 10 without oil. The light massage was probably an 8 or 8. 5, very good. I did not shower or go to the sauna (not sure if it even has this but I didn't ask and it wasn't offered) as I rarely ever am interested in that. Finish was standard and decent. I would say a 7. I was not shorted for time and I did not inquire about any other extras as I am not interested in anything more than a standard NoVa holistic massage. You're on your own for any other services.
It should be noted that I am VERY picky and a very tough scorer. I have been to locations in the US where you pay 80-100 for a half hour and a therapist walks in that knocks you on your fucking ass. I could easily give those locations a 10 for everything. I am talking a 26 year old import model walks in in chiffon lingerie and stilettos; the place is eminently clean; admittance is by invitation only and you get extra time for no reason other than 'because. ' I use these experiences as a basis for comparison. Admittedly, my judgment has become somewhat muddled since being on the East Coast as most places out here are subpar compared to West Coast locations. In Palm Desert you pay 40 for a half and 60 for an hour for someone half the age and way more attractive than out East and you tip exactly the same. I've come to rate locations based not upon this mythic standard but compared to other locations within 40 miles of D. C.
My experience was positive, and if I return I will likely try a younger therapist to see if the massage aspects of the experience can be better there. It was certainly worth the value (50 for half, 70 for an hour) as many locations of lesser quality in the area are 60 for a half and 80 for an hour. 40 is a good tip for standard finishes and there was no complaint afterward. You can use the extra 10 you save for dinner after!
REQUEST: If you have information about locations with a standard finish, a very good massage and a provider between the ages of 20-35 within 30 miles of D. C. I would love to hear about it. My recent journeys into Baltimore and NoVa has uncovered the opposite and I have at times walked out. Help me out and motivate me to continue posting reports!
Bravo, Bravo..
Just happen to be in the LA area and had some time on my hands. So I thought I'd scan through Backpage.com.
There I found Angela. By the looks of her picture, she was no slouch in the beauty dept. I called, and she really seemed nice on the phone. Made an appointment for 9:45 Pm Pacific time. What I really wanted to find out was if these ads were a switch and bate. Any way, I set my GPS for her address. I'm glad I allowed 1.5 hours because my GPS said 26 miles from Redondo Beach, which is where I was staying.
When I got there, just off Wilshire, I found a really nice apartment complex. Heated jacuzzi and pool, Italian rock flooring, just the whole nine yards. Nothing like this in Baltimore. Standard 2 call set-up. When I rang the door bell, she opened with a really nice black see thru negligee. Believe me, this was no bait and switch. A real beauty. I said to myself, self, you gonna have a really good time. After the thorough mutual shower she gave me, I just stood and gazed at the magnificence of her body. I cannot describe how beautiful this woman is. Perfect in every way. Her chi chi's were around a good 36-37 D's, but perfect. Face had not one flaw. Her ass a perfect apple. Just a magnificent K girl. She was better proportioned than even Emily.
The bed was more than adequate. I could not wait to get my arms around this one. She said she thought I was very nice looking. We DFK/LFK for about a good 10 minutes and I made a point to back off and look at her flawless face. We started off in a 69 position, then CG where I grabbed and swiveled those hips back and forth. Then into mish. This is where I did the PSE on her. Just pounded the living daylights out of her. I knew she was gonna get a big O when her face started to contort and she seemed like she was lifting a 1000 pound weight and then she yelled something in Korean. That's when I couldn't hold it any longer and emptied all that I had in her.
We just laid there dazing at the ceiling and noticed the time was up ten minutes ago. We laid there for about 5 minutes. Got another shower. And promised I'd see her again on the way back to Baltimore.
Got dressed got a nice DFK and left.
[QUOTE=Bmore Slim]
On a side note. I've been out of the saddle for a couple of months due to a nasty rash I picked up from one of my favorite spots. It hit me behind the knees and on one shoulder. I knocked it out, but had me thinking seriously of MRSA in some of these AMPS. Some of the mamas are real cheap. They may cut cost be not using hot water/hot dryer for towels. Anyway I need to start taking my own towels and maybe some bleach for the ts. Look forward to riding again after the holidays.[/QUOTE]My last visit to ML was with Angie. While I was dressing she was straightening up the sheets on the massage table. It looked like the next customer would be using the same sheets that I used. I wondered how many people used those sheets before me. I hurried home and took a shower.
Has anyone been to asian flowers? Any info on it?
[QUOTE=Showboatt]Just happen to be in the LA area and had some time on my hands. So I thought I'd scan through Backpage.com.
There I found Angela. 9:45 Pm Pacific time. 26 miles from Redondo Beach
When I got there, just off Wilshire, [/QUOTE]
This is the Bawlmer board, chief. Experiences west of Reisterstown should be posted in their respective forum. The guys in LA might find it useful. There are also threads for escort reviews, off topic comments, jokes, cl ads, etc etc. Well, you get the point. Please stop polluting the massage thread.
Stopped by to see Kelley yesterday, she was busy and asked that I come by later in the day. After about an hour I returned to meet Carmen. Young and light skinned (afram), Carmen has some of the softest hands I have ever felt, through her dress I noticed a bottom that was to die for. I opted for the one hour session. Led to room and handed over house fee. Disrobed and went face down on the table. Carmen worked my back, with a soft technique which had me completely relaxed after about forty minutes. I was then asked to flip, and she continued with more of her soft touch. Without going into great detail I will just say that I left completely relaxed and smiling. Carmen did a great job and I will return.