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[QUOTE=DonDraper158;2619815][URL]http://queens.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/caramel-bombshell-kimberly-100-real-pictures-call-now-5162891401/62681659[/URL]

She just left my place 5 minutes ago. And I had to hop on here and tell why'all to.

STAY. THE. HELL. AWAY.

I was hoping for a promising UTR gal. She showed some promising signs. Promptly responded back to my texts. Seemed somewhat personable. She was very clear that she did NOT provide any kind of GFE.

Which is fine. I needed some tonight. Anyway, she calls me halfway through her trip. And she had * voice from the beginning while she told me she was almost there. But I just shook it off and hoped she'd.

Pick it up once she got to my place.

WRONG.

From the minute she arrived, this woman didn't make ANY eye contact with me. Not from the hello, nor to the goodbye. And the sex? Horrible. Don't get me wrong, she looked every bit as great and curvy as she did in the pics.

Silky smooth skin. But her attitude and energy was horrendous. Except for the CBJ. She was particularly great at that.

She didn't make a sound during doggie. NOTHING. Just had her head buried in the pillow. Then halfway through she stops me because she tells me she's dry. I let her warm herself up a bit (because apparently me fingering was also out of the question).

We then switch to cowgirl because I wanted a view of those tits (which are fantastic and her nipples rather response). And, you know. It's kinda hard to keep an erection when she's not making ANY motion at all during cowgirl. And has her face looking to side during the whole thing.

It was so off-putting that I lost my erection. A 26 year old in his sexual prime. That's how bad it was. I told her to give me a second. To which a second later she says, "You're dick feels weird. It's curved. ".

Really, ho? I'm dropping $180 for half an hour of zero effort sex from you, and you think THAT's a great thing to say on top of all that? I don't see her getting any regulars with that attitude.

I also forgot to mention that this woman sounded (when she actually spoke) like she was baked out of her mind. Like she popped some molly because she mumbled and slurred her incoherent babble.

Anyway, I have her give me a CBJ (her only redeemable skill) so that I can get up again. I let her keep at it until I was close because I just wanted to get it over with at that point.

Flipped her back to doggie and just went rabbit mode until that odyssey was finally over. At the last thrust, all she said was "Ouch". Then it was over.

I think I'm officially done with Backpage, guys. Unless they have a few TER reviews, I'm not dropping that kind of cheddar on a corpse. It's kinda hopeless to find broads who care.

I'm a young 26-year-old, fit actor who can just get on Tinder and get laid like that. But I do this because I want something that's not only no-strings attached, but mind blowingly awesome.

And frankly, the only thing that's been mindblowing of my mongering thus far (except for Kiara from Gentleman's Club NYC, who isn't working there anymore) is how much dough I've dropped to repeatedly be disappointed.

Rant Over.

Stay away from this broad. Kimberly, if you're reading this. Go back to the only pipe you enjoy--the crack pipe. Ladies love my curve. But you SUCK as a provider AND a person.

Ok. Now I'm done.[/QUOTE]Sorry to hear about your experience. I hope someone shows this to her but as always I know it won't do anytihng with these girls.

I have to say this but bro I have spoken with this girl before and also witnessed the same attitude problems that you speak of. I think about 3 times she was supposed to come out to me but flaked on because I think she is one of those girls who don't like outcalls. You know the type that advertises in their ads incalls AND outcalls but always ask if you want to do an incall even though you asked for the out.

Each time she would tell or text me after saying 20 minutes, how she had to push back the time or say I'm going to get ready in 20 minutes and then come out to you.

Anyway finally after a couple of times she finally decides to come. I think she mixes me up with someone else because when she arrives I answer and I know she is there cause I see her standing and she asks where to come to but then hangs up and when I'm calling me back shse ignores the calls.

Finally picks up and this dumb ho tells me "I came out to you before nigga you the one always playing games" LOL and then hangs up on me again.

I know exactly what you mean about the molly, seems a bit high and out of it sometimes just a dumb bird.

I'm getting tired of backpage too its the same girls posting constantly day in and day out and never changes. I miss CL during like 2007/2008 where the ads were so great man. I always say I'm done with backpage but keep going back to it.

It's good to see some of you are starting to figure out how the game is played by these providers. They have to leave all the drama out and do what they do best: Make us happy and give us what we want. One bad apple does not represent everybody. If you're pretty you better be pretty good when it's time to play. I talk to a lot of providers and give them a thorough interview if I can. I know the providers don't like to talk but you need a safeguard before you invest. This sounds too idealist but we should be trying to achieve these goals when we monger.

I see all these train wrecks but you have to learn from your mistakes.

New members read this carefully and also senior members too so we can get the network running smoothly.

[QUOTE=WyldLobo;2620261]Yea, we all have our hits and misses. If I tell you my stories, we will be here forever. Anyway, I was wondering about that place Gentlemen's club NYC. How is that place? Did it get hooked up there?[/QUOTE]Oh well. She looks pretty. Must've looked Kim Kardashian sex tape bad!

I have been having good luck looking for new talent and it paid off again yesterday. I was checking my email and I ran across a request for a meet and greet in Flushing. Young hot no inhibitions. She wanted to drink so this was pretty easy. She was liquor end up already so it was pretty easy. I told I wanted a clothes fetish and she responded no problem. She wore a thong and she was shaved. I fingered her under dress and after we finished drinking we found a spot in the area. She is a petite spinner and she was braless so their wasn't much for me to do. She whipped out G stuck it in her out and I busted quickly. She was out of it but I guided her and she tossed my salad and got me hard and then I reached for the codon and I busted her doggie style. She said she was working for a agency but they gave her a hard time LOL. I got some photojournalism to preserve the moment.

[QUOTE=WyldLobo;2620261]Yea, we all have our hits and misses. If I tell you my stories, we will be here forever. Anyway, I was wondering about that place Gentlemen's club NYC. How is that place? Did it get hooked up there?[/QUOTE]Gentleman's Choice NYC is pretty fantastic. They typically have great lineups, who are damn near all of them reviewed many times over on TER. They have a very unique way of conducting the LE check. So if you've made an appointment, you'll be greeted.

By your girl of choice at the door. She'll ask you to whip it out. And then give it a quick suck. After which she'll lead you to one of their many rooms (which are all very cleanly). Each room has a radio, so the girls will usually turn it up once you get going. It sets the mood.

AND it drowns out all the noises from the other rooms.

My go to girl was Kiara. Had a ton of energy, very vocal, can be submissive OR take the lead, and she was 100% down for CIM. All of the girls are available for group play if you wish. If you don't make an appointment and decide to just check out their lineup, I'd STRONGLY recommend you do NOT.

Go with Bobi. She has the BEST body in that place, but she's also the WORST provider. Deadfish syndrome.

Outside of that, damn near all of the women there are good / great / fantastic.

[QUOTE=DonDraper158;2627322]Gentleman's Choice NYC is pretty fantastic. They typically have great lineups, who are damn near all of them reviewed many times over on TER. They have a very unique way of conducting the LE check. So if you've made an appointment, you'll be greeted.

By your girl of choice at the door. She'll ask you to whip it out. And then give it a quick suck. After which she'll lead you to one of their many rooms (which are all very cleanly). Each room has a radio, so the girls will usually turn it up once you get going. It sets the mood.

AND it drowns out all the noises from the other rooms.

My go to girl was Kiara. Had a ton of energy, very vocal, can be submissive OR take the lead, and she was 100% down for CIM. All of the girls are available for group play if you wish. If you don't make an appointment and decide to just check out their lineup, I'd STRONGLY recommend you do NOT.

Go with Bobi. She has the BEST body in that place, but she's also the WORST provider. Deadfish syndrome.

Outside of that, damn near all of the women there are good / great / fantastic.[/QUOTE]Is that the same place by the gym? Also what was the damage and how do you make a appointment by the way?

I spoke with her today and she decided to stay with her service. She was mad at them for doing her wrong so she reached out to me. She may resurface again. She sent me Facebook pics with her real name but that's between me and her. Not to stereotype but she was very good looking but she had a lot of drama. Lets have a more productive fall than the summer that just went by.

So on this Saturday morning, I was bored and feeling a need of some relief after a long week of work. So I called a few number but no success. So I was looking on here and was mentioned by one fellow monger about Jaden. Read his post and said why not. She just placed a ad and was doing incalls in flushing. [URL]http://queens.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-beautiful-petti-white-and-phillippino-lady-classy-funn-vip-ready-hiclass/59464796[/URL] So I hit her up with a text and decided for half hr because you never know. She texted me back the intersections of where I will meet her. Went by and parking was easy. Texted her I was here and she texted me back, what do I see? There should have been my first warning. I texted her what I'm seeing around me and she texted me back to goto 153th st and there will be a building. I was like, why didn't she just tell me that before. 2nd warning sign. I walked which was one block away and it was a huge ass building in a gated community. I walked in and called her telling that I was in the lobby. She said she was coming down. I waited for 15 minutes and then she came. She is the woman in the pics but the pics are better than in person. Thats when I should have left but didn't because I drove all the way to flushing.

So she brought me up to her unit and she was a bit talkative as well. Once inside her place, it was huge with two bedrooms but told me we be on the couch. I'm like really? She said yea. She was talking about how she went shopping and stuff. I'm like in my head, should I go? Then told me to sit and she will work her magic. She took off her clothes and there was markings on her body like crazy. No a good sign. She pulled my shorts off and covered johnson. I do have admit, she does have head game. I though she was GFE but guess not. After the CBJ, she rode me and didn't even looked at me at all. I try kissing her but no luck. She would move her head. She was telling me as we rode each other that we can't make any noise to the fact that the neighbors can hear us. I was so bummed out that I just wanted to leave. I turned her over and doggy it and that's all.

To be honest, I should have checked with another provider and saved my money. But is the risk in being a monger. I would not go back at all.

Ok, so I see this girl's ad up twice a day. [URL]http://queens.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/let-me-swallow-what-you-leave-behind/63671931[/URL].

I try texting and calling her but can never get to see her at all. I once got a text back and I replied but no answer back. Has anybody had any success in seeing her and I would like t know if she is worth it. Just reading her post wants me to see her so badly, LOL.

[QUOTE=pinga;2606697]What's the story with 104 and N? They haven't posted in weeks. Once had a young hot girl named Alondra and I saw her twice that week but she never came back.[/QUOTE]I sent you a PM your inbox is full!!

She was actually Zoey who I reviewed. Wyld didn't have a great time for what ever reason but she will do more than what he got. She actually did a little video with somebody else I recommended and had a good time. Her other side is that she has a boyfriend / pimp who is always around her.

[QUOTE=Wiseman2;2629902]She was actually Zoey who I reviewed. Wyld didn't have a great time for what ever reason but she will do more than what he got. She actually did a little video with somebody else I recommended and had a good time. Her other side is that she has a boyfriend / pimp who is always around her.[/QUOTE]Yea, it was bad. She rushed me and wasn't g. F. e at all. Setting up rules and stuff. It was such a turn off. Maybe she wa having a bad day or something. But she wa very talkative so that told me she was in a good mood. Guess I was the unlucky ones.

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[QUOTE=Yandel19;2612836]I called up the latina ad in woodside from BP. I went to the location and was met with the madam at the door. She showed me two chicas. On of them was dark haired 40 year old Colombian MILF and the other one Samantha was wearing a tight plaid dress. Samantha is 33 from Medellin Colombia (paisas are yummy) small waist big culo. She gave me BBBJ (I asked her and she complied) then we did 69. Dam Samm is my first puta who I ever eaten her out. Her pussy was very nice and clean. I paid for everything 180 but you can fuck these putas for 100 half. I would return for Sammy.[/QUOTE]That's the place that ends in 3956?

[QUOTE=Yandel19;2612836]I called up the latina ad in woodside from BP. I went to the location and was met with the madam at the door. She showed me two chicas. On of them was dark haired 40 year old Colombian MILF and the other one Samantha was wearing a tight plaid dress. Samantha is 33 from Medellin Colombia (paisas are yummy) small waist big culo. She gave me BBBJ (I asked her and she complied) then we did 69. Dam Samm is my first puta who I ever eaten her out. Her pussy was very nice and clean. I paid for everything 180 but you can fuck these putas for 100 half. I would return for Sammy.[/QUOTE]Is that the one where it ends in 3956?