Rants Raves and Stupid Shit in Seattle.

[QUOTE=StreetTroller;5841015]Since it's Friday I thought I'd end the week with a true story regarding an experience I had with a provider sometime around 2007 or so.

I saw a young blonde spinnery provider advertising on TNA, a place from which I rarely booked dates but would scour from time to time. I think her name was Christina if I recall, gimpy half-arm which she told me later was a birth defect. She was pretty hot, though, and I'd received a few private PMs from board members informing me that she was legit and a decent date after I'd posted on one of her ads. She didn't have an incall and since I had a temporary living space I decided to have her over to my place. We got-on well, at that time I was younger and she and I weren't too terribly far-apart in age, she was a great fuck, and afterward she asked if she could hang-out for a while. She kept telling me how hot I was and getting-up to kiss me frequently. She said, "we should hang-out more often. I like to go to a bar in Kirkland, maybe we can go there sometime. You should meet my friends". I thought that was a rather odd request, me not being inclined to hang-out with providers at all, just not something which had ever occurred to me. But in this case I took a casual approach and told her "sure, we can hang-out for an evening".

Following week she called me on a Thursday evening. She asked if I wanted to hang-out with her that night, that she and her friends would be at some bar in Kirkland. I agreed, we started working-out the details and then at the end of it all she said, "okay, so let's talk about how much for a rate". Confused, I asked, "um, for what would a "rate" be needed?" She replied, "the rate you'll pay for hanging-out with me tonight". I got a bit indignant at that point and told her, "under absolutely zero circumstances am I paying [I]you[/I] for merely hanging-out. There's just no way I'd ever do something like that. Why would I? This was your idea, you're the one who kept saying we needed to hang-out and get drinks together, that you wanted you and I to hang-out with your friends. You never told me this was some sort of escorting thing. Jeez, you should pay me for my time after pulling this fast-one on me". I'm glad she mentioned this [i]before[/i] I actually met her, though, because it could have been intense had she brought this up in-person.

To that she replied, "OOOOHHHHhhhhhhh. " with downward declining enthusiasm. I could hear the indignation in her voice, and it pissed me off. So just to get the last one in, I said, "if ever I were to do something like this, and I can tell you that I never will, she'd have to be much [I]much[/I] hotter than you and definitely more interesting. Perhaps maybe a big-name porn actress, or some sort of higher-profile model or film actress, someone who is actually interesting and can tell me about her experiences". She was put-off, I heard her give out a huff, then said, "can I call you back?". I laughed at that, knowing she wouldn't, and I disconnected the call.

I found out later that she had stolen some trick's checkbook and wrote several thousand dollars' worth of checks, apparently went to jail for a while over that one. Can't verify if that's true, of course, but that was the story. But she had lost what would have been a very constant regular had she not tried to play me like that. But in the end, I dodged a bullet. I still don't really ever hang-out with providers, no desire for over-nighters or any of that weird shit. Hell I get annoyed when they ask me to drive them through a drive-thru after we're finished, LOL.

What are some of your stories?[/QUOTE]Ha!

I actually started kicking it with a provider about a year ago. She's cool, my speed, and has a life outside of hooking. She's still a shitshow like they all are, but we hang out, I cook dinner, we fuck, etc. She stays in a nice hotel / apartment type deal so I'll "work from home" at her place for a change of pace while blowing loads in her on my breaks. But it's a once a month type thing.

I saw Heather Valentine at my place, way back, and she said she could recognize that most of my furniture and lamps were from Ikea, which they were. About right for where I was in life at that time. She said we can go hang out at Ikea together sometime. I didn't know if she meant on or off the clock, but I wasn't delusional enough to think it was off the clock.

Years later, I saw Chloe May, the girl with the dyed blonde short hair, and many tattoos and piercings. She said that we could go to a Mariners game together sometime. I wondered on or off the clock. I wasn't delusional enough to think she would do it off the clock, because that's three hours she could be making money with another client.

Both cases, why am I going to pay them those big dollars, to spend time with me while they are fully clothed?

And, if either truly meant off the clock, I don't know why they would have spent that time with me. That's why I never even took any lady up on asking me to see her in some more regular setting, like drinks, Ikea, or a Mariners game. Their motivation and end games are pretty clear.

[QUOTE=MakaylaMcDade;5841246]I saw Heather Valentine at my place, way back, and she said she could recognize that most of my furniture and lamps were from Ikea, which they were. About right for where I was in life at that time. She said we can go hang out at Ikea together sometime. I didn't know if she meant on or off the clock, but I wasn't delusional enough to think it was off the clock.

Years later, I saw Chloe May, the girl with the dyed blonde short hair, and many tattoos and piercings. She said that we could go to a Mariners game together sometime. I wondered on or off the clock. I wasn't delusional enough to think she would do it off the clock, because that's three hours she could be making money with another client.

Both cases, why am I going to pay them those big dollars, to spend time with me while they are fully clothed?

And, if either truly meant off the clock, I don't know why they would have spent that time with me. That's why I never even took any lady up on asking me to see her in some more regular setting, like drinks, Ikea, or a Mariners game. Their motivation and end games are pretty clear.[/QUOTE]I've been to Vegas with a two providers in the past (separate trips). I paid for the airfare, lodging and food (no shopping) and we hung out for the weekend. One of them I took hiking in Zion and the other one just wanted to get stoned and got shit faced drunk. LOL.

Some might say that airfare, lodging / food could be considered a "rate" but I didn't mind paying those things, I just didn't want to pay those things plus pay them a "rate" to hang out with me. Everyone's got their red line. LOL.

Just make sure to communicate what each others expectations are.

[QUOTE=MakaylaMcDade;5841246]I saw Heather Valentine at my place, way back, and she said she could recognize that most of my furniture and lamps were from Ikea, which they were. About right for where I was in life at that time. She said we can go hang out at Ikea together sometime. I didn't know if she meant on or off the clock, but I wasn't delusional enough to think it was off the clock.

Years later, I saw Chloe May, the girl with the dyed blonde short hair, and many tattoos and piercings. She said that we could go to a Mariners game together sometime. I wondered on or off the clock. I wasn't delusional enough to think she would do it off the clock, because that's three hours she could be making money with another client.

Both cases, why am I going to pay them those big dollars, to spend time with me while they are fully clothed?

And, if either truly meant off the clock, I don't know why they would have spent that time with me. That's why I never even took any lady up on asking me to see her in some more regular setting, like drinks, Ikea, or a Mariners game. Their motivation and end games are pretty clear.[/QUOTE]Yeah, think you might be surprised about some of the broads. They have no friends for the most part, don't trust anyone, and we don't trust them either. After two years of busting nuts in this chick and her treating me well and vice versa, I reached the point of kicking it with her some of the time. I'm no captain save a ho and she's not getting any more money from me than dinners and a discounted rate to seed her in all three holes, but it happens. Most providers are so emotionally and psychologically unstable that you can see it coming as a bad idea, but every once in awhile there are ones that aren't crazy as fuck.

I'd never go looking for such an arrangement; this one just happened to work out, and some day, it'll stop being good. Such is life. I never take her out to bars or a sports game though. That would be silly.

[QUOTE=MassageMeow;5837986]Let me give you a bit of free advice. If it is obvious to any of us reading your posts what type of person you are, it's obvious to women as well. You are the epitome of why people say Your Mileage May Vary. The experiences I get to enjoy are always going to be better, since I don't give off vibes that creep people the fuck out. I'll say this one more time to try and truly help you out. Find a therapist and talk out your issues. For everyone's sake.[/QUOTE]Why do you and the other excuses for men keep saying I'm irreparably angry and need therapy for my hatred of bad hooking? Instead of agreeing with me you're only identifying yourself as part of the problem. I am sure you're jealous about what I get service wise from the women you drool over like that pathetic excuse of human DNA Camhole, but the way you clowns personally attack me for my posts makes you all just look like a bunch of jaded children. The way I see it you broke losers have 2 options. You can either stop treating hookers like they are on a magical pedistal and use them for what the good lord intended (plowing preferably bare and in their buttholes) or you can treat them with respect and dignity pay them hundreds of dollars for covered bjs and other awful services but just shut the fuck up about it. Telling me to go to therapy because I genuinely don't tolerate bad ***** services just makes you look like a giant cuck. I'll ask you the same thing I asked that little peasant Camhole. What hooker made you so proud to reject the male sex as a whole? Why do you advocate for hookers so much? Are you a hooker or just another misguided homosexual who has taken up defending prostitutes as a means of distraction for your cravings of penis in you?

[QUOTE=MikeJennings;5841497]Yeah, think you might be surprised about some of the broads. They have no friends for the most part, don't trust anyone, and we don't trust them either. After two years of busting nuts in this chick and her treating me well and vice versa, I reached the point of kicking it with her some of the time. I'm no captain save a ho and she's not getting any more money from me than dinners and a discounted rate to seed her in all three holes, but it happens. Most providers are so emotionally and psychologically unstable that you can see it coming as a bad idea, but every once in awhile there are ones that aren't crazy as fuck.

I'd never go looking for such an arrangement; this one just happened to work out, and some day, it'll stop being good. Such is life. I never take her out to bars or a sports game though. That would be silly.[/QUOTE]Thats how it should be when it goes that route. Some guys would be lost in the sauce and ruin it by asking her to be his gf or clingy. She's a woman and they have choices these days. She chose you, enjoy while it lasts!

[QUOTE=RoflCopter22;5842153]Why do you and the other excuses for men keep saying I'm irreparably angry and need therapy for my hatred of bad hooking? Instead of agreeing with me you're only identifying yourself as part of the problem. I am sure you're jealous about what I get service wise from the women you drool over like that pathetic excuse of human DNA Camhole, but the way you clowns personally attack me for my posts makes you all just look like a bunch of jaded children. The way I see it you broke losers have 2 options. You can either stop treating hookers like they are on a magical pedistal and use them for what the good lord intended (plowing preferably bare and in their buttholes) or you can treat them with respect and dignity pay them hundreds of dollars for covered bjs and other awful services but just shut the fuck up about it. Telling me to go to therapy because I genuinely don't tolerate bad ***** services just makes you look like a giant cuck. I'll ask you the same thing I asked that little peasant Camhole. What hooker made you so proud to reject the male sex as a whole? Why do you advocate for hookers so much? Are you a hooker or just another misguided homosexual who has taken up defending prostitutes as a means of distraction for your cravings of penis in you?[/QUOTE]Once again, well, well stated! You views on providers are spot on, and certainly in agreement with what I think. Too bad some other hobbyists are attacking you with little to no reason. Just remember the old saying, "Consider the source, and ignore it".

Also, your statements "I am sure you're jealous about what I get service wise from the women you drool over like that pathetic excuse of human DNA Camhole" and "I'll ask you the same thing I asked that little peasant Camhole" are also right on the money. I suspect you correctly applied the "Consider the source" characterization to Camhole. Right on!

[QUOTE=WalterWhite99;5842323]Once again, well, well stated! You views on providers are spot on, and certainly in agreement with what I think. Too bad some other hobbyists are attacking you with little to no reason. Just remember the old saying, "Consider the source, and ignore it".

Also, your statements "I am sure you're jealous about what I get service wise from the women you drool over like that pathetic excuse of human DNA Camhole" and "I'll ask you the same thing I asked that little peasant Camhole" are also right on the money. I suspect you correctly applied the "Consider the source" characterization to Camhole. Right on![/QUOTE]Frankly if every man felt the same way I did about hookers half of them would be out of business entirely. There are way to many out there that are either fat and don't understand that their only purpose is to do nasty stuff or are super hot but all safety. I get it though. As long as there are people out there willing to pay to have sex with fat chicks or get a CBJ those prostitutes will exist but in my mind they and the "men" who encourage that bullshit shouldn't exist. Paying to have vagina sex with a fat chick is just sad. There are plenty of fat bitches out there that would be more than happy to get laid.

Why does this thread sound like what you'd get when you have a bot talk to itself? Right down to the repeated use of key phrases until they don't really even make sense.

[QUOTE=MarkoRamius;5842580]Why does this thread sound like what you'd get when you have a bot talk to itself? Right down to the repeated use of key phrases until they don't really even make sense.[/QUOTE]Maybe because some folks just want to make senseless and groundless statements.

We need to start one for Mr Copter22 vs so called simps, maggots, hooker lovers, alts etc. Hahahaha. Jeez.

[QUOTE=BusSit69;5842889]We need to start one for Mr Copter22 vs so called simps, maggots, hooker lovers, alts etc. Hahahaha. Jeez.[/QUOTE]Yes rofcopter22 is the shit! 100% agree with him!! Too many simps and white knights out there fuck it is beginning to sound like we on the other skank protecting board smh?? Like concentrate more on letting each other know which ones are taking it bareback and in the ass etc. That's what this is for right?

[QUOTE=LouDog1971;5842926]Yes rofcopter22 is the shit! 100% agree with him!! Too many simps and white knights out there fuck it is beginning to sound like we on the other skank protecting board smh?? Like concentrate more on letting each other know which ones are taking it bareback and in the ass etc. That's what this is for right?[/QUOTE]The bareback one is for that. This is for talking about whatever including the endless simp accusations and whatnot.

Just became a victim of the good old classic meet me at this motel. Here is the donation. I'll be back I got to get something in my car. The story goes.

She tells me to meet her at a motel that she said she had gotten. Once I get there. She tells me she needs to get a room and asked for the donation. We get into the room she asks for the 400 donation and wanted extra. Gave her extra 50 of course. After she said she needed to go to the front desk and give her license plate. She tells me that the cops because she's got a warrant LOL are coming and I should leave without giving me the donation. So she leaves in her car and races out and ghost me from text.

775-XXX-5801 real #.

775-XXX-3207 post #.

Also she gained weight! Looks nothing like her picture.

Fuck it's sad to see women like this in this industry preying on gentlemen and ruining the hobby. Never again will I use SKIPTHEGAMES! There should be a site to address this!

[URL]https://seattle.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/post/526150348734[/URL]

[QUOTE=Jimmysixxx7;5842966]The bareback one is for that. This is for talking about whatever including the endless simp accusations and whatnot.[/QUOTE]The "men" that I talk about aren't just simps stop being so nice to these pathetic excuses of the male race. These are closeted homosexuals, unwilling cucks and hookers from tna that have infiltrated this board. Calling them simps makes them look a little bit like they have something resembling a functioning penis that gets erect for women when we all know that isn't the case.