Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Chi Guy]Welcome Billy. If you're looking in the Schaumburg area, try the Mt. Prospect or Roselle boards.

I posted [url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=415205&postcount=5]this post[/url] a couple years ago. I think most guys use a similar MO. I hope it helps.

Since you're new here, let me suggest that you have several posts with relevant information before asking any more questions. It's a good way to stay on the good side of fellow forum members. Good luck.[/QUOTE]Hi, thanks!

I found singapore salon last night on my way back home. Will give a TR later. But I don't know how this place is run. How do I negotiate?

And yes, I know as a new comer, I shouldn't ask for any info, but it's my first time doing this thing so I don't have any info to provide. Anyhow, I'll take a shot at singapore salon and will let you guys know. But any tips before I burn money will be appreciated.

Thank you guys

[QUOTE=TheWoodButcher]I'm looking for some cheap fun.

Can someone pm me Winnies contact info?[/QUOTE]Please treat her kindly. She is a very good person and it would be shame if she got bothered in anyway by a newbie to her.

There was a place in Rockford on State, in a strip mall next to a Cash Loan store or something like that. I think the name was Paradise, but I might be wrong. That place had the hottest young asians around. I miss it.

Can't the admin make that a sticky? Too many people join and have no clue....

[QUOTE=Flashman]Any newbies out there should read his old post. (Link in his current post.)

Totally accurate.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TheWoodButcher]I'm looking for some cheap fun.

Can someone pm me Winnies contact info?[/QUOTE]Home Studio Appointments Only
Near Halsted & 49th Street
1 hr/$50 or 1/2 hr/$30 Cash Only
Free & Easy Parking
Shower Available
Appointments 9am to 9pm
Deep Tissue,
Licensed Masseuse
No Emails or Blocked Calls
Call (312)388-0888

Anyone have any info or reviews for this girl?

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ers/614373377.html[/url]

Exotic Massage - w4m - 25
Reply to: [email]pers-614373377@craigslist.org[/email]
Date: 2008-03-21, 9:30PM CDT

Hi, ready for some fun, if so give me a call 773-824-0968

Hablo Espanol

Karina

[QUOTE=Billybeartku]...But I don't know how this place is run. How do I negotiate?...[/QUOTE]

I covered the standard rates. If you've ever bought a car, you should know how to negotiate. I don't know what else we can tell you.

Sorry guys Newbie here. I just found this sight and I am heading to Chicago in early April for a convention. Never been with a provider and would love to try it. Any recomendations? The AMP's or CH. Apts really interest me.

Any help would be appreciated.

[QUOTE=Billybeartku]Hi, thanks!

I found singapore salon last night on my way back home. Will give a TR later. But I don't know how this place is run. How do I negotiate?

And yes, I know as a new comer, I shouldn't ask for any info, but it's my first time doing this thing so I don't have any info to provide. Anyhow, I'll take a shot at singapore salon and will let you guys know. But any tips before I burn money will be appreciated.

Thank you guys[/QUOTE]
Hopefully when you go, it's not crowded. I've been there during lunchtime a few times, and once it was so crowded, I got a massage on the air mattress in the tanning booth. Another time, it was just me because there were no footprints in some snow that just fell earlier in the morning.

Read through the thread and look for recommended names, and those to avoid at all costs. Ask for a certain person to improve your odds.

I've had Odie (?) on the air mattress, got a too-brief massage, and popped all in less than 1/2 hour, because everybody else was there already for lunch.

And then I've had Nina couple times where it's been a near-GFE experience where I spent the whole hour.

What's the point?

It's hit or miss.

Negotiating is just finding a price acceptable to both sides. Just stick to your price range, and don't budge ($ - $.2 for FS should work just fine.) It all depends on what you want.

Good luck.

[QUOTE=Billybeartku]Hi, thanks!

I found singapore salon last night on my way back home. Will give a TR later. But I don't know how this place is run. How do I negotiate?

And yes, I know as a new comer, I shouldn't ask for any info, but it's my first time doing this thing so I don't have any info to provide. Anyhow, I'll take a shot at singapore salon and will let you guys know. But any tips before I burn money will be appreciated.

Thank you guys[/QUOTE]If your new there they might ask you questions like How did you hear of this place? Or Have you ever been here before? If they ask you if ever been to a massage spa before say" yes". Then if they ask ask what happened when you went just smile and say I don't want to get anyone in trouble. For me nothing happened until my second try 2 weeks later. As far as best time to go I would try going during the week around lunch time. Always ask for soft massage. Remember always keep your legs spread apart during massage so they have easy access to your boys.

Good Luck!

Has anyone been to this place on Irving Pk Rd by the 90(?) overpass? They have a huge sign outside advertising $55 massages. If so are there any blonde spinners working there?

Have been unable to get away and out of the house lately (long story), but called Hong Kong on Archer to check on things. Seems only Alice is working there full time now. I wish this place well, and hope they get more business and enlarge staff. Meanwhile mongers, I think you will find a very nice massage and time if you go and see Alice. Geez, I'm flashing back to that old Arlo Guthrie tune right now.

Hey guys,

Long time monger, first time posting. I'm in the NW side of Chicago and I have been around to a lot of various MPs and I have a couple of reviews I'd like to share.

CTM. Nice massage by elderly woman, but the hs was a little weird as she's old enough to be my grandmother.

Bamboo. Waste of money and time

Tatiana's. Good massage, cute girls, but I can't ever get any extras there. But I know for a fact there is more offered for outcalls.

I also have been to this EMP in niles (can't think of name) that has decent girls and a good massage. Extras offered by most.

More posts to come.

If for one week every monger said, did, told etc, to every girl they came upon this week, that $30 was all that was they would pay, I can pretty much guarantee that the price of everything would go down quickly.

Can we do this? YES !

I will be glad to start this. But I do this anyway, but WTF, for everytone else, lets do it!

OK

Hi all,

Came back from singapore salon. Went there during Friday afternoon, it was empty when I visited. The girl that "served" me was Candy, a 30ish Korean, not pretty imo. I paid 70 upfront when I went in. So after a shower and 5 min sauna, Candy started to massage me and I can feel that she was feeling me and trying to get me to DO something. So I felt her leg and worked my way up a little bit, I asked do you offer extra. She said what do you want. I said. Full. She's like. Okay, how much, I said $1 she's like. No, $1. 5. I was like. No, I only have $1. 2 in my pocket, and that's how much I can afford. So $1. 2 it is. The EXERCISE wasn't too good, she was a little rushy, I told her to slow down. So she gave more BJ and finally let me in. Wouldn't let me kiss her or play her kitty. And I got really turned off and wondering why I would spend $2 doing bed exercise w/ a 30ish not-good-looking Korean woman. Anyway. Overall it was a okay experience. Probably won't go back unless I can get a good service from a young girl (20-25ish).

Did I go at the bad time? Wrong girl? Any other mp around cook county I should go check out? Please lead this noob.