Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Bobby Gunn; 1181516]Sally,

I'm utterly amazed at the fact that you didn't make reference to the number of years you've mongered, albeit, in only one location, for the past 15+ years and that the only forum you find worthy of any value is GAIH (a constant reminder to us all). What did you have to do to refrain? Get off the butt plug and squeeze your butt checks to resist from typing and reiterating to us your years in mongering? I think you realize this hobby isn't so difficult that a monger's sense of accomplishment isn't in the number of posts one makes in this forum but its about the newness, variety and excitement about being pleasured by a new provider. This is why you go to new places and try new providers. And, really, after repeated times of mongering reporting gets pretty repetitious.

Listen douche bag. I almost fell off my chair reading your posts how you fell in love with a provider only to be duped, kicked to the curbed and dumped on. Speaks volume as to your character. Frickin Classic. That's the number one thing on my list of Retarded Things Mongers Do (fall in love with a provider). Can't you separate lust with love? I have to agree though I fall deeply in lust with the warmth and newness of fresh new pussy but will I fall in love? Hahahah. I know betta. Are you still finding love in KB's and AMP's. Frickin Donkey!

I only expressed one concept of mongering. Irregardless of the physical appearance of a provider the main point in mongering is to have a pleasureable time with a new provider. The sport of mongering is nailing as many and as varied as you can. This is why you visit other locales to nail as many as you can in a short period of time. To do that here can get very expensive.

Now, you may not perceive me as King of the forum but I know for damn sure I'm your DADDY, my little Biatch.

Go back to the corner of your room, sit on the butt plug and stick your thumb in your mouth. Don't reply until your told too. [/QUOTE]Amazing, I knew you would come through with another one of your juvenile, meaningless responses. The point was that Mobius made a decent post and you butted in (as usual) with what you thought. So what if you felt his post was worthless. It was only worthless to you. Others on the forum may have found it entertaining or helpful. Nobody asked for your opinion! Don't you get it! If I would say any posts are worthless on this forum it is yours. You end up calling people names and making juvenile remarks like a teenager when things don't go your way. That is usually the sign of someone with a low respect for other people. This just proves my point of why so many people on this forum do not bother to post. It is people like you that butt in to other peoples business with a holier than thou attitude that keep the good posters like Mobius away. I don't know, maybe Mobius doesn't care. But all I know is he did not deserve to be treated the way you treated him. Like I said I don't think it is up to you to judge other peoples posts. Let the forum decide as a whole on whether his post was worthwhile. If you don't like it then let it go and keep your opinions to yourself or private message him.

Having to wade through your spitting and pissing contest reports wastes my time. Let's see the reports on the ladies instead.

My first time there tonight, wanted to try out Monica but was told she don't work on Sundays. So I settled with Ai CFS, allowed DATY, no FIV. I couldn't hold it in mish, massage was way better than the deed, had to tell her couple times that she was putting too much pressure LOL. A / 8, S / 7, L / 7, I wouldn't repeat, will go there again for Monica though.

[QUOTE=Shipshape; 1181309]Had an old college roommate named Dwayne. His favorite line " I'd fook a snake, shoot's, I'd fook a pile a rocks if I thought a snake was in it". Pretty much sums it up for me. If the service is crap, then I won't return. If she's average looking but high on service, well, there yah go. Now if it gets to exact preferences, I have a tendency to enjoy big naturals 1st followed closely by enhanced. But topping it all is service / attitude.

Since we seem to be taking orders here, I'll have two of these please. Make one over easy and the other sunny side up. Thanks!

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[/QUOTE]Now that I like, A girl that will eat me up and spit me out-haha. At least I know shipshape has tastes that I like. What it comes down to is finding either a consensous from a variety of mongers or mongers that, after visiting a girl or girls, you come to realize has similar views like you so that you can trust what they say in the looks and service department.

[QUOTE=Mipene77;1181587]Amazing, I knew you would come through with another one of your juvenile, meaningless responses. The point was that Mobius made a decent post and you butted in (as usual) with what you thought. So what if you felt his post was worthless. It was only worthless to you. Others on the forum may have found it entertaining or helpful. Nobody asked for your opinion! Don't you get it! If I would say any posts are worthless on this forum it is yours. You end up calling people names and making juvenile remarks like a teenager when things don't go your way. That is usually the sign of someone with a low respect for other people. This just proves my point of why so many people on this forum do not bother to post. It is people like you that butt in to other peoples business with a holier than thou attitude that keep the good posters like Mobius away. I don't know, maybe Mobius doesn't care. But all I know is he did not deserve to be treated the way you treated him. Like I said I don't think it is up to you to judge other peoples posts. Let the forum decide as a whole on whether his post was worthwhile. If you don't like it then let it go and keep your opinions to yourself or private message him.[/QUOTE]Partially true; in a sense I don't care because this is only a virtual place, just a forum, and a public one at that. They basically take anyone so it stands to reason all sorts of characters will join; the way we treat each other here is an indicator of who's who. I for one do not come here to argue in cyberspace about buttplugs and I don't like to get angry; I expected that response as well.

And yes, my ratio of private-to-public contributions has increased.

Had anybody bring in their own preferred condom to use rather than what they have, and how did the provider fell about it.

A few months ago I had Gential Warts on my shaft and pelvis and had to have them chemically burned-off. The urologist was telling me that these warts were contracted as easy as someone having warts on their hands or private area contact. These warts were contagious, but was No Big Deal! I know I never had warts on my hands, so it had to come from the AMPs or that "dirty" place called Misty's. I am free and clear now, but the chemical burning for the removal of the warts was very "INTENSE"! FYI.

[QUOTE=Mglobe; 1181113]It would be my first time if I decide to go. But I'm worried about catching something. Has anyone had anything happen to them? Pm me if it's too personal to post. I just need some advice / assurance.

Thanks![/QUOTE]

Yo,

Went to see the Coco. Greeted by a drunk mama who started sucking me hard with room door wide open-hoes giggling walking by. Going to pok her ass one day with door wide open. Told her I wanted the Coco.

Long time no see, she wanted to catch up, I just wanted to shoot. Shower, back to room, and my oh my sucked my balls out of my dick.

I was happy to CIM but coco wanted to fook, so boom boom DS them MISH, suck jr in between. Told her I wanted to shoot in her mouth. She said she wanted to cum first. So she put her legs together in MISH and rubbed Jr. Real hard with her pussy and clit, and had a massive orgasm. She made me cum same time. Was pretty good tho I cum in puss instead of mouth.

Nice massage to end. No more juice left for round 2.

Jb.

[QUOTE=Ghin1;1181385]Went to CHM afternoon time. Made appt. Call ms she said come now not busy. In 15 min. Was ringing the doorbell. On the phone ask MS if CoCo was available said yes. MS let me in, led me to the room and waited for CoCo to come in. She peek in said be right back. About couple of mins. She was back in the room. She still looks good, slim body, big bees, small see's, nice to suck on about 5'4 115. Small chit chat how you doing, long time no see, talking and sucking on tits at the same time. Talking and sucking on those tits then the moaning and no more talking. She know me straight play time no massage. She almost threw me on the bed and started sucking unbelievable this CoCo. She can SUCK! Dam had to stop her. Started FIV it got wet, sloppy wet at the same time she was sucking again. Move her to mish while I was standing and went right in so nice. Just a wet puss that smells so good. My cock was rock hard in that puss. I like the sound wet puss make every time I go in and out, the slurping sound. Back sucking again, then spoon, then sucking, ds, sucking, side mish, sucking, mish, sucking, ds, sucking. Then she said cum baby please. Cum baby, in side mish started pounding real hard then explosion all over the side of her leg. Boy that was forking good. Clean up help me get dress small talk again, walk me to the door and said our hug and goodbyes. Total time 55min. Clean up, small talk, hugs and goodbye right on time. Repeat. Oh yes L7 / A9 / S9 50h $50[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Kalani69;1181588]Having to wade through your spitting and pissing contest reports wastes my time. Let's see the reports on the ladies instead.[/QUOTE]Golf Channel Discussion Board reborned?

[QUOTE=Jbravo; 1181907]Yo,

Went to see the Coco. Greeted by a drunk mama who started sucking me hard with room door wide open-hoes giggling walking by. Going to pok her ass one day with door wide open. Told her I wanted the Coco.

Long time no see, she wanted to catch up, I just wanted to shoot. Shower, back to room, and my oh my sucked my balls out of my dick.

I was happy to CIM but coco wanted to fook, so boom boom DS them MISH, suck jr in between. Told her I wanted to shoot in her mouth. She said she wanted to cum first. So she put her legs together in MISH and rubbed Jr. Real hard with her pussy and clit, and had a massive orgasm. She made me cum same time. Was pretty good tho I cum in puss instead of mouth.

Nice massage to end. No more juice left for round 2.

Jb. [/QUOTE]Coco at 7 is also a good choice but no bb .

Had Coco before, no massage, no kissing, all covered. She likes to fuck hard to get you off quick.

Won't repeat.

Playboy 54.

If you paid for pussy in Hawaii, you paid to.

Much.

Hey H. Like any public forum, guys will say anything as long as they can hide behind the computer virtual world and not man-up and face-to-face with someone. I guess that's how some people need to release their energy.

From the years of mongering (back in the early 90s) and having been on this forum (don't even know how long) , you know which guys will comment like that and which ones will honestly give a good / bad report for others to read.

Sometimes better to leave things alone. PMs are the way to go for knowledge!

CD35.

[QUOTE=H Mobius; 1181651]Partially true; in a sense I don't care because this is only a virtual place, just a forum, and a public one at that. They basically take anyone so it stands to reason all sorts of characters will join; the way we treat each other here is an indicator of who's who. I for one do not come here to argue in cyberspace about buttplugs and I don't like to get angry; I expected that response as well.

And yes, my ratio of private-to-public contributions has increased. [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Pokesqd;1181745]Had anybody bring in their own preferred condom to use rather than what they have, and how did the provider fell about it.[/QUOTE]Bro Poke I know what you mean. I hate that cheap house condom, no feeling. I brought my own a few times with my regular (Kimono) and she had no problem. If you have good chemistry with your regular should be no problem. If its your first visit she might not trust you.

Yo,

Some of dem hoes in past used cheap ass covers. Most use the good stuff now. Never ever had a hoe complain when I had my own covers.

Jb

[QUOTE=Pokesqd;1181745]Had anybody bring in their own preferred condom to use rather than what they have, and how did the provider fell about it.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Comp Dude 35; 1182126]Hey H. Like any public forum, guys will say anything as long as they can hide behind the computer virtual world and not man-up and face-to-face with someone. I guess that's how some people need to release their energy.

From the years of mongering (back in the early 90s) and having been on this forum (don't even know how long) , you know which guys will comment like that and which ones will honestly give a good / bad report for others to read.

Sometimes better to leave things alone. PMs are the way to go for knowledge!

CD35.[/QUOTE]To second that motion, as in other blogs, and multimedia outlets within the present and future, the virtual world is what it is. Alot of positive good, and as our First Amendment of free speech, any tom, DICK, and harry can say what they will, no matter who they insult, demean, and speak through a personal cretin manner.

Why I know of two St. Members who 99% of the time lurk / PM now, and I also continue to be in stealth mode & PM, unless I too have a DO NOT SEE lady and let the ohana know. As so goes life