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[QUOTE=RainMan2017;3411689]Why not give her a try? Danced at Traffic Light in Mt. Clemens. Got an A+ bubble butt. She's about 5'6 and 125. Small boobs (see pics) and nicely toned. Pics are exact and mostly current.

Doing a fair amount of foot fetish.

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/the-lady-down-the-street-you-gotta-meet/31686108[/URL][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Incognito1234;3415790]After I read this, I decided to take a drive and go see her. It was about a 40 minute ride for me but I went anyway, expecting it would be worth it. Her rates are $150 for nude massage and $200 for anything sexual. She works out a room in her trailer.

The positive:

- She does have a tight, A+ ass and her pictures -even the ones she sent additionally - emphasize this fact. Her boobs are small but they're quite nice, despite having a child. To me, she has a very nice body.

- She's very friendly.

The negative:

- I prefer bald pussy and while the lips and such were shaved, she had a bit of patch going on, on top, although it was very closely trimmed. I guess this isn't really a negative, just a preference for me.

- Facially, she's average looking and I'd give her about a 6 Her teeth were messed up (kind of a caked grey) and that was very unattractive to me. In the ad picture, they look ok and you really can't see this until you're up close.

- Non stop chatter and I mean NON STOP. I know guys talk about the girl at Massage Breeze talking a lot but there's no way she could talk more than this girl does.

So, we do a mutual massage on a massage table with some cream that she had. Started with me and then she laid down and I massaged her. From there, we went to the bed.

I laid on my back and she got on top of me. She seemed surprised that I didn't bring any condoms, to which I replied that she didn't say anything (as in, that I needed to bring some). She found a couple though. Before we started with the main event, she started with a BBBJ. A few strokes and she kept stopping to chatter some more. It was impossible to get any kind of concentration going on. From there, the cover went on and we quickly moved on to CG. She started at a faster pace and I told her that she needed to slow down, because fast didn't work for me. She kept squirming around and the constant fake moans were incredibly annoying. I pointed it out to her that it was annoying and that I didn't need all of that and she said "Oh, I can't help it, it feels so good!" (She's a bad actress) This went on a number of times and the more she did it, the more annoyed I became. I'd much rather that she'd have been quiet and let me get some concentration going on. The constant moving and squirming around just made things worse and by this point, I'd started to regret my decision to go out there in a big way.

From there, I asked her to flip around doggie style. She flips around, mostly on her stomach and wants to start that way, so we do. I got a few good strokes in but the chatter continued "Oooh, it feels so good", "Ooooh, it's so BIG (I'm average), "Ooooh, do you want to cum together? - let's cum together". She's playing with herself and she tells me that I'm going to have to cum when she does, because when she does, her pussy will get too dry. At this point, I was feeling a bit rushed, so I asked her to get on her hands and knees, for doggie style that way. I told her to play with my balls and she was doing a good job but still chattering "Do you like them played with THIS way or THIS way?", switching her hand speed and movement (points for asking) and I told her she was doing fine. Just as I was started to cum, she shifted again and took her hands off of my balls. I told her "Don't stop!" and she moved her hand quickly back and I finished. Total time of sex: about 10 minutes.

After we were done, I started to get dressed and she asked if I had to leave right away, because we could lay and cuddle. I told her that I didn't have to go right away, so we laid down and talked. We had a conversation about the sex and she asked about the moaning, to which I told her exactly what I said here - that it was annoying and all of the fake moans didn't help. She said "really?" "That's kind of how they made me" (I have no clue who THEY are or who she was referring too but I assume that it was either her previous boyfriends or guys she's seen in the business). She went on to say that when she was more quiet, guys didn't seem to like it. We had a bit more conversation about other things and then I got up to go and gave her the $200. We had texted back and forth earlier about a reduced rate of $150 but she said no, it was $200 for anything sexual.

My entire ride home, I kept thinking about how disappointing the experience was and that it was a waste of $200. Before I drove out there, I'd thought about just hitting the clubs and having one of the girls I see there take care of me. In retrospect, I SO wish I'd have done that. It would have been less expensive and far more satisfying.

Bottom line: Can't recommend, will not repeat.[/QUOTE]Incognito1234, you do know that RainMan2017 is really Heather, right? Heather has had multiple accounts here, A2 has banned a few of them but she just keeps coming back.

Also, IMHO anyone who's teeth are discolored and runs 100 MPH (talks all the time) is smoking crack.

[QUOTE=Incognito1234;3415790]After I read this, I decided to take a drive and go see her. It was about a 40 minute ride for me but I went anyway, expecting it would be worth it. Her rates are $150 for nude massage and $200 for anything sexual. She works out a room in her trailer.

The positive:

- She does have a tight, A+ ass and her pictures -even the ones she sent additionally - emphasize this fact. Her boobs are small but they're quite nice, despite having a child. To me, she has a very nice body.

- She's very friendly.

The negative:

- I prefer bald pussy and while the lips and such were shaved, she had a bit of patch going on, on top, although it was very closely trimmed. I guess this isn't really a negative, just a preference for me.

- Facially, she's average looking and I'd give her about a 6 Her teeth were messed up (kind of a caked grey) and that was very unattractive to me. In the ad picture, they look ok and you really can't see this until you're up close.

- Non stop chatter and I mean NON STOP. I know guys talk about the girl at Massage Breeze talking a lot but there's no way she could talk more than this girl does.

So, we do a mutual massage on a massage table with some cream that she had. Started with me and then she laid down and I massaged her. From there, we went to the bed.

I laid on my back and she got on top of me. She seemed surprised that I didn't bring any condoms, to which I replied that she didn't say anything (as in, that I needed to bring some). She found a couple though. Before we started with the main event, she started with a BBBJ. A few strokes and she kept stopping to chatter some more. It was impossible to get any kind of concentration going on. From there, the cover went on and we quickly moved on to CG. She started at a faster pace and I told her that she needed to slow down, because fast didn't work for me. She kept squirming around and the constant fake moans were incredibly annoying. I pointed it out to her that it was annoying and that I didn't need all of that and she said "Oh, I can't help it, it feels so good!" (She's a bad actress) This went on a number of times and the more she did it, the more annoyed I became. I'd much rather that she'd have been quiet and let me get some concentration going on. The constant moving and squirming around just made things worse and by this point, I'd started to regret my decision to go out there in a big way.

From there, I asked her to flip around doggie style. She flips around, mostly on her stomach and wants to start that way, so we do. I got a few good strokes in but the chatter continued "Oooh, it feels so good", "Ooooh, it's so BIG (I'm average), "Ooooh, do you want to cum together? - let's cum together". She's playing with herself and she tells me that I'm going to have to cum when she does, because when she does, her pussy will get too dry. At this point, I was feeling a bit rushed, so I asked her to get on her hands and knees, for doggie style that way. I told her to play with my balls and she was doing a good job but still chattering "Do you like them played with THIS way or THIS way?", switching her hand speed and movement (points for asking) and I told her she was doing fine. Just as I was started to cum, she shifted again and took her hands off of my balls. I told her "Don't stop!" and she moved her hand quickly back and I finished. Total time of sex: about 10 minutes.

After we were done, I started to get dressed and she asked if I had to leave right away, because we could lay and cuddle. I told her that I didn't have to go right away, so we laid down and talked. We had a conversation about the sex and she asked about the moaning, to which I told her exactly what I said here - that it was annoying and all of the fake moans didn't help. She said "really?" "That's kind of how they made me" (I have no clue who THEY are or who she was referring too but I assume that it was either her previous boyfriends or guys she's seen in the business). She went on to say that when she was more quiet, guys didn't seem to like it. We had a bit more conversation about other things and then I got up to go and gave her the $200. We had texted back and forth earlier about a reduced rate of $150 but she said no, it was $200 for anything sexual.

My entire ride home, I kept thinking about how disappointing the experience was and that it was a waste of $200. Before I drove out there, I'd thought about just hitting the clubs and having one of the girls I see there take care of me. In retrospect, I SO wish I'd have done that. It would have been less expensive and far more satisfying.

Bottom line: Can't recommend, will not repeat.[/QUOTE]Thanks, Bro for this report! You just saved a lot of mongers $200. That is why this site is still relevant. Reports like this. I hate that you wasted your money. Oh well. We've all been there.

Be safe out there.

Dd.

[QUOTE=MightyMonger;3416387]Incognito1234, you do know that RainMan2017 is really Heather, right? Heather has had multiple accounts here, A2 has banned a few of them but she just keeps coming back.

Also, IMHO anyone who's teeth are discolored and runs 100 MPH (talks all the time) is smoking crack.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the heads up but no, I didn't know that RainMan2017 was Heather. Damn. If I'd have known it was the SP posting her own reviews and suggestions, I never would have gone.

As I said earlier, I wasn't trying to be mean with my review but smoking crack would certainly be a logical explaination, when it comes to the way her teeth look or as much as she talks.

[QUOTE=HookerLover;3416124]200 is way too much for Heather. I have NEVER paid more than 100. Going as low as 60 a few times. Everything else was spot on about this girl. Won't shut up and won't stop faking everything. Did she tell you that she hasn't had sex in like 2 months? She tells me that every time I see her. Even if I saw her the week before. Nice enough girl, but please don't inflate the prices guys. Like you said, she doesn't stop moving, and that makes it hard to get into a good rhythm with her. And yes, she used to look way better in the face. Doing this for years has taken a toll. But her body is nice and tight. And she will also do BB, even though she says how fertile she is.[/QUOTE]Apparently, I was reeled in quite nicely by her. I knew $200 was on the high end of BP standards but the pictures looked good, the text conversation was good and my expectations were high. It wasn't an intentional inflation of pricing with me. We texted back and forth and I ended up agreeing to $200, so that's what I paid. Hindsight is always 20/20 and she'll never made another dollar off of me.

Until I read your comment, I'd forgotten that she mentioned that she said that she hadn't had sex in a while but yes, she told me that she hadn't. I expected this was false anyway, considering that she was juggling other appointments.

The fact that she used to look better in the face completely explains the difference, in comparison to what she looks like now. She wasn't horribly different but "weathered" might be a good term. As you say, doing it for years has taken a toll. In regard to the BB and fertility comments, that didn't enter the conversation. The few strokes that she gave while doing BBBJ was as far as that went. From there, the cover went on and stayed on until I finished.

[QUOTE=DoubleDribble;3416400]Thanks, Bro for this report! You just saved a lot of mongers $200. That is why this site is still relevant. Reports like this. I hate that you wasted your money. Oh well. We've all been there.

Be safe out there.

Dd.[/QUOTE]Many thanks, I'm happy to pass along the info. Yeah, I'm still kicking myself in the ass a bit over wasting the cash too.

One thing that does bother me is the SP having a fake account, used to self promote. Apparently, the admin needs to ban RainMan2017 now.

[QUOTE=Incognito1234;3416440]Many thanks, I'm happy to pass along the info. Yeah, I'm still kicking myself in the ass a bit over wasting the cash too.

One thing that does bother me is the SP having a fake account, used to self promote. Apparently, the admin needs to ban RainMan2017 now.[/QUOTE]Your imagination s are running out of control. Until several weeks ago, I was a regular weekly visitor of hers.

I saw a later ad by her and was intrigued, but found no reviews and few listings overall. Did you TOFTT?

[QUOTE=DuckFoo;3392201]Greetings mongers! I'm visiting Detroit this week and was hoping to find someone to visit me in my hotel. Does anyone have any info on Marenda? 989-430-4317?

I've searched her name and phone number but have not found any info.

Thanks![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MightyMonger;3416387]Incognito1234, you do know that RainMan2017 is really Heather, right? Heather has had multiple accounts here, A2 has banned a few of them but she just keeps coming back.

Also, IMHO anyone who's teeth are discolored and runs 100 MPH (talks all the time) is smoking crack.[/QUOTE]So my saying to a guy who's looking for a dancer to "Why not give her a try" is such a strong positive review you couldn't resist? Pretty lame and weak. At no time did I say how much to spend or what was available. Read all my posts. Not just someone else's. There are reviews of Heather going back a year. As many favorable as not.

These are posts I made:

"A Different Opinion" BP Section Post #17221.

"I remember Amy" CL section # 2152.

Tierra Massage Parlor section post # 9020.

Guilia Massage Parlor # 8895.

"Faith in SCS" 16833 BP.

"Natalie Warren and Okemos" Craigs section 2087.

If you feel better blaming me for poor negotiating skills or inability to arouse her, well, I'll light a candle for ya.

[QUOTE=MightyMonger;3416387]Incognito1234, you do know that RainMan2017 is really Heather, right? Heather has had multiple accounts here, A2 has banned a few of them but she just keeps coming back.

Also, IMHO anyone who's teeth are discolored and runs 100 MPH (talks all the time) is smoking crack.[/QUOTE]My post seems to have prompted quite a bit of drama and conflict.

Between what I'm seeing in public posts and what I'm getting privately, someone is obviously either misinformed or being less than truthful to me.

So, allow me to ask, MM, how do you know that RainMan2017 is Heather?

[QUOTE=RainMan2017;3416635]So my saying to a guy who's looking for a dancer to "Why not give her a try" is such a strong positive review you couldn't resist? Pretty lame and weak. At no time did I say how much to spend or what was available. Read all my posts. Not just someone else's. There are reviews of Heather going back a year. As many favorable as not.[/QUOTE]You're a member with over 100 posts. When I see someone with so many posts telling someone "Why not give her a try?" and then go on to describe the nice body that she has, I take that as a nod of approval from an experienced member that's she's worth seeing and that the money will be well spent. Maybe if you'd had only 5 posts or so, I wouldn't have been inclined to take the nod and to my detriment, perhaps, I don't go through every member's post history.

I've been part of this board for quite a while now and if I were to tell someone "Why not give her a try? I'd expect that based on my years of experience and number of posts, they'd take it on good measure that it's a worthwhile experience.

In regard to pricing and availability, I've said nothing about blame or insinuated that you indicated that something was on the table that wasn't. Her and I texted beforehand and I knew what was available, before I went out there she got the price that we agreed upon. My loss is my loss. My problem was her lunacy and performance.

[QUOTE=RainMan2017;3416625]Your imagination s are running out of control. Until several weeks ago, I was a regular weekly visitor of hers.[/QUOTE]

Let me ask this publicly and on the record, just for clarity. Are you Heather?

Don't know for sure about Rainman 2017 much, but had PM'd with last week about see Brit Ashton. He knew of and helped, TY Rainman, so if he is Heather, hmmmmm. Well I doubt he is. Public enough? Stay safe.

Before I pull the trigger on aamp ads, anyone tried it earlier?

I am okay with getting older Asian girls but not to get trouble or stings. Only in dream the girls in ad would exists in aamp here.

There are way too many ads in BP with Chinese gals and almost none to slim reviews.

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/fresh-singapore-arrived-hotandyoungandpretty-best-service-for-u/31779108[/URL]

[QUOTE=Incognito1234;3416942]Let me ask this publicly and on the record, just for clarity. Are you Heather?[/QUOTE]Nothing I say will bring any more clarity than the extended PMs we had after this was posted.

Go in peace.