Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Skeeter34;7374602]Scam. Texted and asked for part of town and rates. Replied and asked for my zip code. Gave them a Lawrenceburg zip code just for fun. To my surprise they said they were very close to me and gave me the address of Perfect North Slopes.[/QUOTE]LOL! I would say that they try but I don't think they try that hard to pull people. How ironic that they just happen to be right near where you are LOL. Next time I run across this I might pick a really rural area and see how that works out.

Beware if you go. Watch your wallet.

Visited here last week. There was a different kind of heat this time. Their A / C was on the fritz, and we had 90 degree days last week. It is was hotter than hell in there. I paid for hour, and I was told they're only doing half hour massages due to the fact it was about 90 degrees inside. At first I kept lobbying for an hour, but literally sweat was pouring off my head, so I ultimately gave in to half hour. She was sweating so bad during the massage, we just agreed to do the deed. And even that was a sweat show. Mish to doggy to bouncing cowgirl. First room on the right. . Overall ok. Paid 40 house and $. 60. Will go back but only if they fix their HVAC or it gets cooler outside.

You must have been really horny. I would have walked out. If it is not cool I am not in the mood. I have asked ladies if they have good AC in the summertime.

[QUOTE=JustLookingZZZ;7375856]Visited here last week. There was a different kind of heat this time. Their A / C was on the fritz, and we had 90 degree days last week. It is was hotter than hell in there. I paid for hour, and I was told they're only doing half hour massages due to the fact it was about 90 degrees inside. At first I kept lobbying for an hour, but literally sweat was pouring off my head, so I ultimately gave in to half hour. She was sweating so bad during the massage, we just agreed to do the deed. And even that was a sweat show. Mish to doggy to bouncing cowgirl. First room on the right. . Overall ok. Paid 40 house and $. 60. Will go back but only if they fix their HVAC or it gets cooler outside.[/QUOTE]

In the past several weeks I visited Moon and Spring and at both places the room I was in was warmer than comfort level. At moon I was in the front room on the left as you enter and without the AC on not only was it warm but the road noise from Colerain Ave was even more annoying. Since Moon is not FS I wasn't moving so it wasn't horrible but the MT was kinda clammy but not disgustingly so.

At Spring I was pounding away doggy style and had to stop due to overheating. I don't know if she was joking but she later asked if I was cold and I pointed out that it was warm in the room. If the room had a thermostat I would have got up and adjusted it.

I don't know about Sakura but now we know that at least 3 of the 4 AMPs on Colerain Ave within about a mile of each other are saving on their cooling bills at our expense. Fortunately fall is right around the corner.

[QUOTE=JustLookingZZZ;7375856]Visited here last week. There was a different kind of heat this time. Their A / C was on the fritz, and we had 90 degree days last week. It is was hotter than hell in there. I paid for hour, and I was told they're only doing half hour massages due to the fact it was about 90 degrees inside. At first I kept lobbying for an hour, but literally sweat was pouring off my head, so I ultimately gave in to half hour. She was sweating so bad during the massage, we just agreed to do the deed. And even that was a sweat show. Mish to doggy to bouncing cowgirl. First room on the right. . Overall ok. Paid 40 house and $. 60. Will go back but only if they fix their HVAC or it gets cooler outside.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TheOldPilot;7375753]Beware if you go. Watch your wallet.[/QUOTE]I tried this out a couple times. Not much of a massage and push for money. Stay away. Last time she said the 1 hour is now 65.

Really not worth the drive.

So I stopped in at our favorite cherry flower shop about a week ago. I drew Linda. She's in her late 40's early 50's most likely, has big bolt on titties some crooked teeth, but a real nice smile and a pleasant attitude. Paid the house fee And left a $. 60 donation on the table. Overall, the half hour was a good experience, but the place was a little grungy in my opinion. Would probably go again, but it's a bit of a haul for me so I'm not sure how often I could make it. Left happy and had decent FS at the least.

[QUOTE=ScuttleNutt;7376382]So I stopped in at our favorite cherry flower shop about a week ago. I drew Linda. She's in her late 40's early 50's most likely, has big bolt on titties some crooked teeth, but a real nice smile and a pleasant attitude. Paid the house fee And left a $. 60 donation on the table. Overall, the half hour was a good experience, but the place was a little grungy in my opinion. Would probably go again, but it's a bit of a haul for me so I'm not sure how often I could make it. Left happy and had decent FS at the least.[/QUOTE]I saw Linda a few weeks ago. I would probably rate a 7, but I have not been in the monger game as long as you. It's true the open air walls and waiting in the lobby with a bunch of other dickwads is not my cup of tea, and she did kind of rush me out, and I hate the bolt ons, but she was way hotter than what is on offer at other places (like Sunflower and Wisteria).

[QUOTE=Johnnyvento;7376758]I saw Linda a few weeks ago. I would probably rate a 7, but I have not been in the monger game as long as you. It's true the open air walls and waiting in the lobby with a bunch of other dickwads is not my cup of tea, and she did kind of rush me out, and I hate the bolt ons, but she was way hotter than what is on offer at other places (like Sunflower and Wisteria).[/QUOTE]Yeah, definitely not rating her a 6, just the experience overall. I would also give her personally a 7. But the atmosphere — it was also a hot ass day — of the place didn't really help. Her massage was pretty decent. I will say, the practice of all the AMPs of spraying you down with alcohol as a disinfectant is ridiculous and a total mood killer. I would doubt it helps prevent STDs either but whatever makes them feel better I suppose.

[QUOTE=ScuttleNutt;7377743]I will say, the practice of all the AMPs of spraying you down with alcohol as a disinfectant is ridiculous and a total mood killer. I would doubt it helps prevent STDs either but whatever makes them feel better I suppose.[/QUOTE]Agree it's a mood killer and does almost nothing to prevent STDs. It might have more to do with just wanting to know that a monger's hands are clean before he starts pawing her and seeing what interesting places he can get his fingers into.

A new Asian massage place opened in Dayton KY called Best Day. I knew it was a long shot but gave it a try hoping for extras. It ended up being a good massage but unfortunately wasn't the happy ending I was looking for.

I'm in town for the weekend and if anyone can point me in the right right direction for table shower and rate that would be awesome! Thank you ahead of time.

I was planning to visit Sakura today. I did a drive by to see if our least favorite uncle was nearby. He wasn't, but a couple people had a table set up at the edge of the parking lot, facing Sakura's entrance.

I don't know if they were selling something for a school club or if it was some kind of community organizing thing. I just knew there was no way I was going into Sakura with a small audience watching me enter and leave. So I left without getting my fix. Maybe this was a sign I should pay attention to.

Its also a way for them to check if you have any open wounds / cuts (as you'll jump or wince when it burns).

[QUOTE=TheDudeAbides3;7377755]Agree it's a mood killer and does almost nothing to prevent STDs. It might have more to do with just wanting to know that a monger's hands are clean before he starts pawing her and seeing what interesting places he can get his fingers into.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TheDudeAbides3;7377755]Agree it's a mood killer and does almost nothing to prevent STDs. It might have more to do with just wanting to know that a monger's hands are clean before he starts pawing her and seeing what interesting places he can get his fingers into.[/QUOTE]I guess I never thought about it before, but it might be they just want to clean your junk to get rid of any bad smells before they go to work. Seems reasonable.