Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=JS002;3045906]I traveled from Detroit, first stop was LA spa, mamasan greeted, lots of cars in parking lot but they were repair crew. Asked if Jenny or happy available and asked is small / petite she said Jenny tall and no happy. She said other girl smaller. Jenny opened door by accident, saw tall big bones girl around 30, not my type. In walks an older woman, yeah she was petite meaning short but very stocky, also not my type.

Went to pacific on 6504 28th. Older pinay with bad teeth and a belly and an older 55 lady, brunette but too heavy for me.

Next was relax on 2246 28th, was another business in almost vacant strip mall, went in and mamasan and papasan were in room next to where a youngish plain thin girl was going to put me but that freaked me out a bit!

Royal on 1759 44th= PACKED, all available parking full and more turning in. Did not want to run into the guy that had a massage just before me, too weird! Left without seeing anyone, probably all busy anyway with mongers waiting.

Went to back of pacific on 2290 44th and two ladies were outside smoking. Both were "meh" to me. One late 40's blonde not too thin, and a light skinned lady on heavier side with cornrolled hair. Both were ok in looks but walking in while they watched was a little unsettling so I drove off.

Called it a night as nothing seemed worth the money for even an HE if I can get more in Detroit.

This is from 6:00 pm to about 8:00 pm. May try again in a little bit but not sure. Disappointing.

Stay safe and look over your shoulder once in a while, LEO lurks everywhere.[/QUOTE]So you are saying that you went to 5 diff MPs and either walked in, walked out, did drive bys, but didn't partake in anything?

[QUOTE=Magnum352;3046815]The problem with your theory is you have already likely given enough info about the experience that they can charge you with something anyway. Add to the fact that your experience was paid with a donation of $. 5 or whatever won't keep it from happening. I don't care though. Write it up however you want. I think it's just confusing sometimes because everyone seems to have a different way of telling us how much it cost. I will be writing $60 if it cost 60 so that nobody reading my review will be confused about what I experienced. You can thank me later if you want.[/QUOTE]I agree... It's not about how much you paid, whether they meant $160 or $60. It's what you paid For that one would want under the radar. So doing the slightly modified version with symbolism doesn't do anyone any good, just adds confusion when it's not obvious or there's a typo.

And saying "I had a BBBJ, and CFS from behind, then mish to finish off," I don't see how using abbreviations is going to have one iota of a difference on judgement calls than spelling it out, but abbreviations are just easier to refer to and type out for quicker, more efficient communication.

[QUOTE=Magnum352;3046815]The problem with your theory is you have already likely given enough info about the experience that they can charge you with something anyway. Add to the fact that your experience was paid with a donation of $. 5 or whatever won't keep it from happening. I don't care though. Write it up however you want. I think it's just confusing sometimes because everyone seems to have a different way of telling us how much it cost. I will be writing $60 if it cost 60 so that nobody reading my review will be confused about what I experienced. You can thank me later if you want.[/QUOTE]Agree with all you said except I'd not use the $ sign cause in abbreviations section $ is to equal one hundred dollars; that said, I don't know if you spent $60 (for one hundred sixty dollars) or $60 (for sixty dollars) but for what your post above says. I advocate using 60 (for sixty dollars) and 160 for (one hundred sixty dollars) - it can't be more simple and understandable than that. #4025 - just my two cents.

Let's put an end to the mystery of how to type how much money you donated for services. I've been a member on this board since some of you wore diapers. No need to code costs. If you spent 60 bucks say 60. If you spent 12 dollars and 22 cents for a BJ put 12.22.

This ain't rocket science guys. Codes don't fool one cop, we don't own the market on codes. If you fucked a girl in your car for 20 bucks just tell me, drop all the codes, gesh.

[QUOTE=Asianplvr;3048276]Let's put an end to the mystery of how to type how much money you donated for services. I've been a member on this board since some of you wore diapers. No need to code costs. If you spent 60 bucks say 60. If you spent 12 dollars and 22 cents for a BJ put 12.22.

This ain't rocket science guys. Codes don't fool one cop, we don't own the market on codes. If you fucked a girl in your car for 20 bucks just tell me, drop all the codes, gesh.[/QUOTE]The Monger Force is very strong with The Jedi Asian Poon Master! Always spot on with good advice.

Nice to see you out and about on the Forum APlvr!

NJ.

Hey guys I'm headed up from Ann Arbor and I was interested in seeing Trista for a Nuru. Wondering if anyone has been? Or if you could recommend a good Nuru spot. Thanks guys!

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/BodyRubs/book-a-special-with-trista-today-new-pics-loving-the-new-location/24147730[/URL]

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;3048947]The Monger Force is very strong with The Jedi Asian Poon Master! Always spot on with good advice.

Nice to see you out and about on the Forum APlvr!

NJ.[/QUOTE]I'm glad we can agree on the topic. I'm also glad I brought it up cause it's been annoying for awhile now. Sounds like it's official now that NJ has spoken.

I've never had a Nuru from Trista and didn't think she did that. It's been a while since I saw her but got the sense she was a YMMV kind of provider.

[QUOTE=XVentrilox;3049049]Hey guys I'm headed up from Ann Arbor and I was interested in seeing Trista for a Nuru. Wondering if anyone has been? Or if you could recommend a good Nuru spot. Thanks guys!

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/BodyRubs/book-a-special-with-trista-today-new-pics-loving-the-new-location/24147730[/URL][/QUOTE]

I have seen trista at her sisters house for a Nuru. It was my first time getting a Nuru so I didn't know what to expect. The room upstairs is nicely set up. I enjoyed it alot! She does a great job! I would definitely give her a try! The only thing that has set me back to see her again is the cash! Otherwise I would see her every week!

[QUOTE=FineByMe72;3050271]I've never had a Nuru from Trista and didn't think she did that. It's been a while since I saw her but got the sense she was a YMMV kind of provider.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=FineByMe72;3050271]I've never had a Nuru from Trista and didn't think she did that. It's been a while since I saw her but got the sense she was a YMMV kind of provider.[/QUOTE]If you are thinking of trying nuru, Trista is a good first time.

[QUOTE=LongTom;3051762]If you are thinking of trying nuru, Trista is a good first time.[/QUOTE]The best I had was from Bombshell Brooke. How does she compare? Is it just bodyslides?

[QUOTE=LongTom;3051762]If you are thinking of trying nuru, Trista is a good first time.[/QUOTE]Last review I read, the girls at MBD take their top off, leave the bottoms on and charge 140 for hhr. Nuru / bodyslide.

Was it any different for you?

I had one at MBD and it was more of a bodyslide (although it wasn't by Trista). Brooke did an awesome Nuru. There is no comparison.

[QUOTE=Bloozer;3051840]The best I had was from Bombshell Brooke. How does she compare? Is it just bodyslides?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MikeYepthatsm;3052089]I had one at MBD and it was more of a bodyslide (although it wasn't by Trista). Brooke did an awesome Nuru. There is no comparison.[/QUOTE]Oh how I miss Brooke!

[QUOTE=MikeYepthatsm;3052089]I had one at MBD and it was more of a bodyslide (although it wasn't by Trista). Brooke did an awesome Nuru. There is no comparison.[/QUOTE]Brook did an awesome everything! One of the all time best of GR. If there was a hooker hall of fame, she'd have a vote from me for best all round.

Well,

Did my usual weekly visit. I like to switch it up each time as I haven't found a goto yet. Any suggestions would be much appreciated.

But I got joy. Luck of the draw. I've had her many times before but this was my last. Within 10 min of my hhr she was out the door greeting one of her regulars I'm guessing.

She comes back in says flip. And with in 5 min she says finish finish I got to go. Another customer is waiting. Mind you there are 3 other girls not in apts. She told him she'd be out in a min. I still had at least 15 min. Well the guy decided to go with another girl.

The rest of the time was spent getting dressed and hearing joy try and make me feel bad for losing her $ tip from the other guy. So what I'm just chop liver because someone else has a $ ?. Left with time on the clock. She even asked where her tip was. Complete joke. And waste of time and money. $40 plus a 10 pitty tip.

I'm usually understanding but to me this was the worst experience from a mp that I've ever had.

[QUOTE=ChipCharger;3053013]Brook did an awesome everything! One of the all time best of GR. If there was a hooker hall of fame, she'd have a vote from me for best all round.[/QUOTE]Is she totally gone?

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/BodyRubs/body-slides-specials-cute-blonde/19677173[/URL]

Called here up to set up an appointment. Asked if she was available at 3 or 4. She said 4. I asked the location she just said Plainfield. I asked for the address or name of the location. She was pretty rude and asked "Are we on for 4? I said Yes, but I need to know where I'm going. " Before I had even finished the sentence she had hung up the phone. I drive out to Plainfield (not a short trip for me) and park in the Meijer lot around 3:45. I call and leave her a voicemail letting her know I'm on Plainfield but need to know where exactly to go. I wait until 4. No response. I call again. No answer. I wait 10 minutes and call again. No answer. I wait another 10 minutes and call again. No answer. I wait yet another 10 minutes call one AGAIN. No answer. Fuck this I'm going home. About 10 minutes in to my drive I get a call. Since my phone is in my pocket and I'm navigating construction and traffic I don't answer. I pull in to the next parking lot I can find and call her back. No answer and no voicemail. What the fucking fuck? Never trying with her again. Odds are if you are going to waste my time getting to the appointment you are going to waste my time and money during one.

[QUOTE=Bloozer;3053596]Is she totally gone?[/QUOTE]Maybe just for nine months. Not sure if she will return.

[QUOTE=Bloozer;3053596]Is she totally gone?[/QUOTE]Well, anything can happen but I think her retirement is permanent. She had a pretty long career but it caught up with her and at the end she was more than ready to leave. She did the right thing by leaving and had a stellar reputation up to the end so if she does return at some point it will be with her reputation in tact. I don't think she will though. Luckily there we still have Kandi, another hall of famer that I'd nominate if there were such a thing and vote for.

[QUOTE=ChipCharger;3054775]Well, anything can happen but I think her retirement is permanent. She had a pretty long career but it caught up with her and at the end she was more than ready to leave. She did the right thing by leaving and had a stellar reputation up to the end so if she does return at some point it will be with her reputation in tact. I don't think she will though. Luckily there we still have Kandi, another hall of famer that I'd nominate if there were such a thing and vote for.[/QUOTE]Yes and we never should give her a reason to retire last week she wasn't very busy and was a little upset she said she was staying another week but haven't seen her post so my guess is she left so next time she comes back we all need to show our appreciation and see her more when she's here.

[QUOTE=TeddBear;3054855]Yes and we never should give her a reason to retire last week she wasn't very busy and was a little upset she said she was staying another week but haven't seen her post so my guess is she left so next time she comes back we all need to show our appreciation and see her more when she's here.[/QUOTE]Yeah? I tried twice to book with her and both times she was not available. I guess it's back to my UTR ladies.

[QUOTE=NsaNight;3053589]Well,

Did my usual weekly visit. I like to switch it up each time as I haven't found a goto yet. Any suggestions would be much appreciated.

But I got joy. Luck of the draw. I've had her many times before but this was my last. Within 10 min of my hhr she was out the door greeting one of her regulars I'm guessing.

She comes back in says flip. And with in 5 min she says finish finish I got to go. Another customer is waiting. Mind you there are 3 other girls not in apts. She told him she'd be out in a min. I still had at least 15 min. Well the guy decided to go with another girl.

The rest of the time was spent getting dressed and hearing joy try and make me feel bad for losing her $ tip from the other guy. So what I'm just chop liver because someone else has a $ ?. Left with time on the clock. She even asked where her tip was. Complete joke. And waste of time and money. $40 plus a 10 pitty tip.

I'm usually understanding but to me this was the worst experience from a mp that I've ever had.[/QUOTE]I also had a very similar experience. Was originally booked with Alisa. Waited and waited in parking lot; she kept texting saying she would be right there. Finally Joy shows up, says Alisa, who is 6 or 7 months PG, is shampooing her hair, and she Joy would do the MS. Paid 60 for the hour. Shortly into it the upsell: 100 to go nude. I said no, too much. A minute later, off come her clothes anyways, up on the table, and eventually does the hand shake. In and out the door at least twice talking to customers. I was dressed and ready to leave after less than 30 minutes, when she requested her tip. Told her I paid for an hour. She was in a big rush to see another customer (regular I presume) so I knew I could negotiate. We settled on a 10 token tip, which we were both relatively happy with. First and last time at this joint.

As most of you know, this place is legit, and I did from the reports. I did think it was more like Massage Works in Kazoo with some teasing and encouraging. I hoped it had at least a decent massage.

But alas, I was wrong on all counts.

I should have known when I saw her counting literally the amount for a massage when I came in after passing a guy who did not look happy on his way out.

The place is new and clean and sparse with decorations. The lighting is bright. The doors are curtains that let alot of light in. There is not even normal privacy of a good massage therapy office.

The girl was not personable at all. She started out with a decent massage on the back and glutes for about fifteen minutes. Then she massaged my one leg for fifteen more. She literally sat in a chair while doing it. I looked at the clock and asked if it was time to flip over. She said okay.

So I did. And the massage was no better.

She began by massaging my other leg which was now on the side by her chair. Again, she sat down. She had to tell me that they "didn't do that here" when I asked her to massage my stomach chest are. Duh. I knew that. I just wanted a massage on something other than my legs!

So, I mentioned again to do my chest. She finally did get up to do that, and asked if I wanted oil on my d"ck. After the deflating and non-sensual and definitely non-relaxing massage, I said no, I am good. She did some around the chest and stomach and then proceeded to do more legs.

I simply endured it to the end, paid my bill and left. Someone must get decent therpeutical massages there, but I did not. Massage Works in Kazoo is ten times better and it is legit too.

It was a very depressing start to a visit to GR.

It ended much better as I will report next.

So I left Asian Massage Parlor (which is a misleading name) very depressed. I had hoped for a good legitimate sensual massage. I enjoy the teasing that leads no where sometimes simply because it is energizing. Some of you may understand.

I drove up Division knowing that some place was there.

Last year I had gone to Relaxation Station and like many here was gypped in time. Just like mentioned by others, my girl had a regular call in and wanted an immediate appointment. Of course this was after I had paid her a tip. My hour was cut down to 40 minutes.

I say avoid that place like the plague.

Instead, I passed a sign that said Island of Relaxation and "Grand Opening." Having seen a couple of reviews here, I decided to try it although I didn't expect much.

Okay, I have enough for a half hour.

I walked into a beautifully decorated office. A sweet African American girl greeted me with a smile. I asked for a half hour and she led me to a room. The room was decorated very nicely and in fact, better than many I had been in.

A few minutes later she returned. Her name is Carmen and I recommend her highly. I received my whole half hour and was pleased. She gave me a sensual massage that left me smiling and happy when I left. She was a caring and kind person who truly cared that I would like my session with her.

I would definitely repeat with her and at the Island of relaxation. While I know all girls are not like her, I suspect that this place has more like her.

It is under the same management as Relaxation Station, which worries me, but if the girls here honor their commitment to the time allotted and give massages like Carmen did, then it will fare much better.

GR has alot of good massage places and some bad ones. I would say that based on my first experience here, this one is a good one.

[QUOTE=Macatawa;3056264]As most of you know, this place is legit, and I did from the reports. I did think it was more like Massage Works in Kazoo with some teasing and encouraging. I hoped it had at least a decent massage.

But alas, I was wrong on all counts.

I should have known when I saw her counting literally the amount for a massage when I came in after passing a guy who did not look happy on his way out.

The place is new and clean and sparse with decorations. The lighting is bright. The doors are curtains that let alot of light in. There is not even normal privacy of a good massage therapy office.

The girl was not personable at all. She started out with a decent massage on the back and glutes for about fifteen minutes. Then she massaged my one leg for fifteen more. She literally sat in a chair while doing it. I looked at the clock and asked if it was time to flip over. She said okay.

So I did. And the massage was no better.

She began by massaging my other leg which was now on the side by her chair. Again, she sat down. She had to tell me that they "didn't do that here" when I asked her to massage my stomach chest are. Duh. I knew that. I just wanted a massage on something other than my legs!

So, I mentioned again to do my chest. She finally did get up to do that, and asked if I wanted oil on my d"ck. After the deflating and non-sensual and definitely non-relaxing massage, I said no, I am good. She did some around the chest and stomach and then proceeded to do more legs.

I simply endured it to the end, paid my bill and left. Someone must get decent therpeutical massages there, but I did not. Massage Works in Kazoo is ten times better and it is legit too.

It was a very depressing start to a visit to GR.

It ended much better as I will report next.[/QUOTE]I tried that place a few times about 3 yrs ago when they first opened up. Stayed draped for both sides the whole time, did'nt even come close to the boys. When asked for extras, answer was no, then wanted a bigger tip. Have'nt been back since. Tried Dream Spa lately, instant upsell on flip.

[QUOTE=Macatawa;3056282]So I left Asian Massage Parlor (which is a misleading name) very depressed. I had hoped for a good legitimate sensual massage. I enjoy the teasing that leads no where sometimes simply because it is energizing. Some of you may understand.

I drove up Division knowing that some place was there.

Last year I had gone to Relaxation Station and like many here was gypped in time. Just like mentioned by others, my girl had a regular call in and wanted an immediate appointment. Of course this was after I had paid her a tip. My hour was cut down to 40 minutes.

I say avoid that place like the plague.

Instead, I passed a sign that said Island of Relaxation and "Grand Opening." Having seen a couple of reviews here, I decided to try it although I didn't expect much.

Okay, I have enough for a half hour.

I walked into a beautifully decorated office. A sweet African American girl greeted me with a smile. I asked for a half hour and she led me to a room. The room was decorated very nicely and in fact, better than many I had been in.

A few minutes later she returned. Her name is Carmen and I recommend her highly. I received my whole half hour and was pleased. She gave me a sensual massage that left me smiling and happy when I left. She was a caring and kind person who truly cared that I would like my session with her.

I would definitely repeat with her and at the Island of relaxation. While I know all girls are not like her, I suspect that this place has more like her.

It is under the same management as Relaxation Station, which worries me, but if the girls here honor their commitment to the time allotted and give massages like Carmen did, then it will fare much better.

GR has alot of good massage places and some bad ones. I would say that based on my first experience here, this one is a good one.[/QUOTE]Island of Relaxation, Relaxstation, Touch of Paradise, Royal, all run by the same person.

[QUOTE=GrizzlyAdams;3056475]Island of Relaxation, Relaxstation, Touch of Paradise, Royal, all run by the same person.[/QUOTE]And both her and her hubby (barry) read this. He often posts under an alias or two.

[QUOTE=RichieGR;3057358]And both her and her hubby (barry) read this. He often posts under an alias or two.[/QUOTE]I thought the island was owned by cheri? And the relaxstation owned by the folks at the why spa?

Island of Relaxation owned by Cheri.

(Y) Body Relax and Dream Spa Relaxation owned by Cathy.

Royal Touch, Touch of Paradise and Relaxation Station owned by Jennifer (although if asked she may deny it). Barry is her boy toy helper / Front Man.

Kiet owns Pacific 44th and Pacific 28th / Cascade area.

Other places in town, I don't know who owns what. But those places are no fun or hit and miss at best, so this inquiring Monger mind does not need to know.

NJ.

[QUOTE=Hotcarl76;3047523]So you are saying that you went to 5 diff MPs and either walked in, walked out, did drive bys, but didn't partake in anything?[/QUOTE]Exactly! Went around to 5 parlors and walked and immediately walked out of old hag places, not my type places. Just one had too many vehicles to stop to look. Hard earned money so I look for thinner, younger ones, not 50 why / o heavies.

Just saying.

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;3057797]Island of Relaxation owned by Cheri.
NJ.[/QUOTE]Chari went back to the Philipines, Jennifer took over the business, according to Jessica.

[QUOTE=Macatawa;3056282]So I left Asian Massage Parlor (which is a misleading name) very depressed. I had hoped for a good legitimate sensual massage. I enjoy the teasing that leads no where sometimes simply because it is energizing. Some of you may understand.

I drove up Division knowing that some place was there.

Last year I had gone to Relaxation Station and like many here was gypped in time. Just like mentioned by others, my girl had a regular call in and wanted an immediate appointment. Of course this was after I had paid her a tip. My hour was cut down to 40 minutes.

I say avoid that place like the plague.

Instead, I passed a sign that said Island of Relaxation and "Grand Opening." Having seen a couple of reviews here, I decided to try it although I didn't expect much.

Okay, I have enough for a half hour.

I walked into a beautifully decorated office. A sweet African American girl greeted me with a smile. I asked for a half hour and she led me to a room. The room was decorated very nicely and in fact, better than many I had been in.

A few minutes later she returned. Her name is Carmen and I recommend her highly. I received my whole half hour and was pleased. She gave me a sensual massage that left me smiling and happy when I left. She was a caring and kind person who truly cared that I would like my session with her.

I would definitely repeat with her and at the Island of relaxation. While I know all girls are not like her, I suspect that this place has more like her.

It is under the same management as Relaxation Station, which worries me, but if the girls here honor their commitment to the time allotted and give massages like Carmen did, then it will fare much better.

GR has alot of good massage places and some bad ones. I would say that based on my first experience here, this one is a good one.[/QUOTE]Thank you for giving me such a great review. Hope to see you soon. You were fun ☺.

[QUOTE=KarmenS;3059131]Thank you for giving me such a great review. Hope to see you soon. You were fun ☺.[/QUOTE]You are welcome. You are deserving of it too. I did neglect to mention that you were beautiful and had a radiant smile.

[QUOTE=KarmenS;3059131]Thank you for giving me such a great review. Hope to see you soon. You were fun ☺.[/QUOTE]Hope that you don't double book many folks like you did me yesterday, waited 15 minutes before being told you were with someone else for the next 45 minutes. According to your ad, we pay double if we no call / no show you, does that mean my next appointment is free?

[QUOTE=CapAugieNemo;3060501]Hope that you don't double book many folks like you did me yesterday, waited 15 minutes before being told you were with someone else for the next 45 minutes. According to your ad, we pay double if we no call / no show you, does that mean my next appointment is free?[/QUOTE]If you are going to leave a comment regarding me at least be factual. You called and made a "unsure" appt. "within the next half hour or so" and while I waited for you a walk in arrived. For a HALF HOUR session. YOU didn't arrive until half way through my session. You could have waited the ten minutes but you chose not to. So no I will not be giving any free sessions.

[QUOTE=CapAugieNemo;3060501]Hope that you don't double book many folks like you did me yesterday, waited 15 minutes before being told you were with someone else for the next 45 minutes. According to your ad, we pay double if we no call / no show you, does that mean my next appointment is free?[/QUOTE]I'm waiting for her response. Hopefully she does the right thing and gives Cap a freebie.

But. Will she respond?

Been awhile since I've seen White Knighting on the open forum. Brings back memories of the the old boards. Kinda gets you right where it counts. Sniff sniff. Chokes me up to talk about it! Sniff sniff.

[QUOTE=Benz1;3061258]I'm waiting for her response. Hopefully she does the right thing and gives Cap a freebie.

But. Will she respond?[/QUOTE]She did right below yours.

[QUOTE=Benz1;3061258]I'm waiting for her response. Hopefully she does the right thing and gives Cap a freebie.

But. Will she respond?[/QUOTE]I'm with Nosejelly on this one. She responded just short of saying Cap has stinky balls. Shouldn't be long before it turns into a 5 page thread of accusations, counter accusations, white knights, black knights and moderator intervention.