Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=SwC5656;5871382]Unfortunately, what you got is about all you're going to get in this city, unless you just pull the lucky straw or the provider is just really into you. But that is the rare exception. In the 2000's, every place was full service. All that's left now are tease joints here. Save your money to spend elsewhere.[/QUOTE]By tease, do you mean HE only? I get them every time w the girls out where I can see and feel them. Yep, I donate more for it, but I always leave relaxed and satisfied. Yes, it's limited around here, but there do seem to be opportunities. I hear you have to look up the independents for more options.

I've been to all the places that advertise around here now and I'm getting bored. Now that I know there are some that are if you know, you know places I want to know. I've stumbled across one such place, but can't refer people yet. Are there any more? (Obviously, PM me).

[QUOTE=PapaShango;5858412]Checked this spot since I was around the area, called the number and mamasan said she had a new pretty sexy girl. Told her I'll be free in one hr. After running errands called and asked if the new girl was free she said yes and 10 min later I get there.

Don't remember the girls name but she was cute. Reg butt, great attitude, I say late 30's early 40's.

After flip she goes for HJ. Let me explore under shirt and got a taste of those cute nips. Damage was 40 for 30 min and 40 for teep. Will def be back.[/QUOTE]Checked this place out and I concur with Papa cute girl lots of teasing I think her name was Lisa. Enjoyed myself will repeat.

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[QUOTE=MassageMan44;5872735]Checked this place out and I concur with Papa cute girl lots of teasing I think her name was Lisa. Enjoyed myself will repeat.[/QUOTE]I think other places are better, sunnys although expensive was best when Cindy was there. The new girls are ok. Angel has gone downhill big time, more legit now

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Word on the street a male employee was arrested there lately.

What are you trying to say?

[QUOTE=RigersHate;5874602]Word on the street a male employee was arrested there lately.[/QUOTE]

Angel?! They always do right by me, while the other spends more time on unchanging at every turn to the point that I'm not even interested mid massage.

[QUOTE=GunsNTitties93;5874717]What are you trying to say?[/QUOTE]This is what he is saying.

Can someone PM me or comment back on where exactly this popup place is, I think in 1 of the posts Somrine even said possible Hispanic? (Which I highly doubt but sounds fun) headed to Bham by 11 and would like to try a new! But if no reply by then I will just go to one of my 2 ole trusty spots. Thanks!

[QUOTE=NorthMs2005;5877582]Can someone PM me or comment back on where exactly this popup place is, I think in 1 of the posts Somrine even said possible Hispanic? (Which I highly doubt but sounds fun) headed to Bham by 11 and would like to try a new! But if no reply by then I will just go to one of my 2 ole trusty spots. Thanks![/QUOTE]Drove all over Lorna Rd when I went to the new Tru location a week ago and there is no "Pop Up" that I could find. If you search on the internet for massage in Hoover you will find a handful of LMT offices in that area and they are all strictly massage as far as I know. I got what I was looking for there.

I had a nice massage + HE at Tru Acupressure Clinic near Trussville a couple weeks ago. Very pleasant girl, cute but not a supermodel or anything. She was probably in her late 30's. $60 + $40.

[QUOTE=GolfMan22;5870862]Best body rub in Birmingham. Got business there the next two.

Days. Right off of 280.[/QUOTE]Sorry if I misunderstood, but this is kind of confusing. Days off of 280 looks to be in Opelika.

Oxford to Birmingham is nowhere near 280.

Are you referring to two different AMPs?

[QUOTE=Sike444;5885630]Sorry if I misunderstood, but this is kind of confusing. Days off of 280 looks to be in Opelika.

Oxford to Birmingham is nowhere near 280.

Are you referring to two different AMPs?[/QUOTE]I think he's asking a question. My interpretation: "What's the best body rub in Birmingham? I've got business there the next two days, right off of 280. ".

[QUOTE=Pjh83;5886944]I think he's asking a question. My interpretation: "What's the best body rub in Birmingham? I've got business there the next two days, right off of 280. ".[/QUOTE]The Retreat Day Spa off 280.

The best body rub will literally be anywhere there's no Asians working.

[QUOTE=HacketsGoorou;5887308]The Retreat Day Spa off 280.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TravelGuy12;5871014]I had a dream I went to Tru today and I was left both relaxed and frustrated. The plus part. Tru is a what an AMP should be and I left relaxed. I got there right when they opened and was met by an attractive, for an AMP, woman in her mid thirties with a decent body and maybe c-cup beats. I ask for an hour and shortly after massage begins. Decent to good massage. On the flip she gestures toward lower area and gives me the questioning look. I go to ask "how much?" And she clamps her hand over my mouth and gives me the finger against lips shush sign. She then points at the ceiling and does the shush sign again. She leans I've real close and says "you tell me how much". I show her the international sign of finger sliding in hole and she shakes her head no. I make the international sign for a BJ and she says no. She gives the jerk off sign and hold up six fingers. I indicate she do it topless and she makes a sign for more money. I shake my head no so she takes my hand and slides it under her shirt which I took to mean I can feel around during the deal. I agree and we proceed until the relaxation is spewing out of my body. She cleans everything up. I pay up. End of story .6 for the hour and .6 for the add on. As far as AMP'S go this was a successful visit.

The frustration. I'm new to this board but not new to the hobbiest / mongering life style. I've had dreams in countries all over the world and I have always gotten full service. I don't like paying for something I can do myself and that I'm fairly proficient at. So I'm not complaining I'm just frustrated at the limited menu. Was this just a wrong time, wrong place for this location? Did I get the wrong provider? Anyway 5 stars for the service 1 star for the menu.[/QUOTE]Pretty much all you will get 95% of the time at least that is what I have experienced in the last couple of years in this area. Not a secret to anyone who has been to any of the places in Birmingham more than once or twice. Your options seem to be limited to The Tru locations and Angel or Lily (Meadowbrook across from Lowe's) . Quit going there because they always seem to try and short you. That Sunny seems to be to greedy so that makes Tru my go to place when I am in town.

Bobbie and Holly had to take a few days off last week, but they wanted to let everyone know that they are back, open, and ready to serve.

[QUOTE=Hbergeron;5900028]Bobbie and Holly had to take a few days off last week, but they wanted to let everyone know that they are back, open, and ready to serve.[/QUOTE]Holly, that's the older lady?

[QUOTE=CillBlinton;5901900]Holly, that's the older lady?[/QUOTE]I'm not good at guessing ages. Holly has long hair and Bobbie has short hair. Hope that help.

[QUOTE=Hbergeron;5903012]I'm not good at guessing ages. Holly has long hair and Bobbie has short hair. Hope that help.[/QUOTE]Do they still require to wear masks.

I was in town about a week ago and decided to hit up Tru on Lorna. Got to the shop in the afternoon and was greeting by older lady with a decent rack. Asked if there is any pretty girls available. She called a average looking Chinese woman in her late 30's early 40's out from the back room. I was only in town for the day so what the hell. Massage was weak, like just using forearms and fingertips to massage. On the flip, she continue massaging and didn't ask me any questions. I brushed my hand along her leg and ask for a HE. She shake her head, and said massage only. At this point I'm super disappointed.

After the massage, the older lady at the front said no, we don't do that here. Don't believe what you read on the internet. Wonder if it's because I'm black or she thinks I'm LE. Who know. . I still tip the MT $20 for the shitty massage and just left disappointed.

Feeling kinda blue balled, I search through STG and texted a few providers. Kate was the only one that replied back within a few minutes. So I drive to her place which lead to another disappointment.

I'll post details in the escort thread.

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[QUOTE=VegasPunter702;5907127]I was in town about a week ago and decided to hit up Tru on Lorna. Got to the shop in the afternoon and was greeting by older lady with a decent rack. Asked if there is any pretty girls available. She called a average looking Chinese woman in her late 30's early 40's out from the back room. I was only in town for the day so what the hell. Massage was weak, like just using forearms and fingertips to massage. On the flip, she continue massaging and didn't ask me any questions. I brushed my hand along her leg and ask for a HE. She shake her head, and said massage only. At this point I'm super disappointed.

After the massage, the older lady at the front said no, we don't do that here. Don't believe what you read on the internet. Wonder if it's because I'm black or she thinks I'm LE. Who know. . I still tip the MT $20 for the shitty massage and just left disappointed.

Feeling kinda blue balled, I search through STG and texted a few providers. Kate was the only one that replied back within a few minutes. So I drive to her place which lead to another disappointment.

I'll post details in the escort thread.[/QUOTE]They probably got flooded with to many guys and got worried so they are being more careful.

[QUOTE=Hbergeron;5903012]I'm not good at guessing ages. Holly has long hair and Bobbie has short hair. Hope that help.[/QUOTE]Ok, I was unaware there was 2 therapists there. Thought it was only Bobbi and the shop lady.

[QUOTE=VegasPunter702;5907127]I was in town about a week ago and decided to hit up Tru on Lorna. Got to the shop in the afternoon and was greeting by older lady with a decent rack. Asked if there is any pretty girls available. She called a average looking Chinese woman in her late 30's early 40's out from the back room. I was only in town for the day so what the hell. Massage was weak, like just using forearms and fingertips to massage. On the flip, she continue massaging and didn't ask me any questions. I brushed my hand along her leg and ask for a HE. She shake her head, and said massage only. At this point I'm super disappointed.

After the massage, the older lady at the front said no, we don't do that here. Don't believe what you read on the internet. Wonder if it's because I'm black or she thinks I'm LE. Who know. . I still tip the MT $20 for the shitty massage and just left disappointed.

Feeling kinda blue balled, I search through STG and texted a few providers. Kate was the only one that replied back within a few minutes. So I drive to her place which lead to another disappointment.

I'll post details in the escort thread.[/QUOTE]I just talked with Nana today (the playful one) that was there. She has left and said that the older ones there are all no good now and they picked at her because she was younger, so she had to leave. So the only ones over there are the 60 year olds right now, and she confirmed to me that they all still do HEs. I guess you were part of a bad draw that day.

[QUOTE=Rich3783;5908695]I just talked with Nana today (the playful one) that was there. She has left and said that the older ones there are all no good now and they picked at her because she was younger, so she had to leave. So the only ones over there are the 60 year olds right now, and she confirmed to me that they all still do HEs. I guess you were part of a bad draw that day.[/QUOTE]So where is Nana now? Lisa at Tru Alabaster is very good too.

[QUOTE=HacketsGoorou;5887308]The Retreat Day Spa off 280.[/QUOTE]Total legit place?

Draped / not draped?

What's the scoop there?

[QUOTE=JohnDeuce;5909717]Total legit place?

Draped / not draped?

What's the scoop there?[/QUOTE]You right it a total legit place.

Does anyone know the lady that works at Tru, 50's ish, C cup tits, relatively attractive for her age? She had curly hair when I saw her last week.

[QUOTE=IAmAmazing;5909864]Does anyone know the lady that works at Tru, 50's ish, C cup tits, relatively attractive for her age? She had curly hair when I saw her last week.[/QUOTE]Sounds like that might be the mamasan that runs them pretty sure she goes by the name of Lucy. Short, big boobs? I used to stay at a hotel on 280 when I was in the Birmingham area working a few years ago and she used to work at that H Massage that is now called Tao. I always had fun with her.

Does anyone know if Foot Acupressure in Hoover is legit? You can PM as well with a response. Looks like a really nice place on the website.

[QUOTE=LoveAGoodRub39;5911165]Does anyone know if Foot Acupressure in Hoover is legit? You can PM as well with a response. Looks like a really nice place on the website.[/QUOTE]?That place has been closed for at least 2 years.

It's legit place.

[QUOTE=CoonHunter;5911666]It's legit place.[/QUOTE]Legit fun or legit don't ask for fun?

I will admit that I don't check this AMP board much, as I tend to mostly follow the escort reports threads more. I have seen several posts mentioning good AMP's on 280, but I get them all mixed up because I usually don't dabble in that much. However, I am in the mood for a little relaxation and a HE to finish it off. So, I turn to you guys. Best spot on 280?

[QUOTE=BhamRebel;5912338]I will admit that I don't check this AMP board much, as I tend to mostly follow the escort reports threads more. I have seen several posts mentioning good AMP's on 280, but I get them all mixed up because I usually don't dabble in that much. However, I am in the mood for a little relaxation and a HE to finish it off. So, I turn to you guys. Best spot on 280?[/QUOTE]Follow the Truck Drivers.

[QUOTE=RigersHate;5874602]Word on the street a male employee was arrested there lately.[/QUOTE]Sign on front say closed.

Where is Nana now?