Massage Parlor Reports

I think we need more quality information concerning the talent and looks in the Baltimore area. There are some reports on here about talent being a lot better looking than they really are. The only way to clear the old unattractive stuff out is let everyone know what kind of talent is available so they can avoid it.

Phoenix – The talent here is like going to see your grandmother. I would estimate close to 50. These are not Milfs in any way. Let me make this clear. You would have to close your eyes and use your imagination only to wake up in horror. I had a chance to see 2 of the ladies that work there. They are both over the hill asian women. Body matches age. I would avoid. Money can be better spent.

Flowers- Interesting place, I did notice some a little older. I would estimate low 40’s and one who appeared on the phone probably in the 20’s. Hold on guys. She is not a spinner. Not really pretty and body was mmmmmm OK I guess. She appears to not know what to do so you will have to show her how you like your massage. I am not sure if she is still there this was a few months ago. No table shower. As matter of fact the only shower they have is in a bath tub. I prefer spinners. There were none here at the time. I saw 2 ladies, one old the other young. I don’t know if any others are available.

TBC – Over priced talent with limited menu options is the best description. The day crew does look a little better than the night crew. There is a short blond I would say in her 20’s along with a few other young ones that provide a typical massage. They do look good. They also have 4 milfs. Milfs are women over 32 that still look good. Now for the bad information, it will cost you over $$$ to have a relaxing time. I have been quoted up to $$$$$. This is not acceptable. They band together and agree on this so it’s non-negotiable. The night time crew does not have young 20 some things. They have older milfs. They are still over priced but the more familiar you are with them the better the experience. Never under $$$ so don’t think about it. Beware if your are looking for something young. There is no guarantee you will have that option in the day time. I have had daytime visits when the only selection you have are from the milfs.

B&S – I was not impressed with the selection that was given to me. She was around 40 something but was not very attractive. I am not sure about additional talent. The massage was somewhat relaxing. But her looks would be ranked a 5 on a normal scale. I didn’t see any spinners in the place. She has the body of a 40 year old so it’s not something you will walk away from and appreciate. The experience is one you would put on the back burner.

Felt a need, so visited Hana Spa today. RTFF’d and grabbed some names before going. Any ladies in previous posts are gone.

Had a session with lady named “Summer.” She’s been there about a year and is 43/44, though looks ten years younger. 5’2”ish, slim, “A” cups, perky nipples, tight.

Paid house fee of .7 and was shown a room. Shower was uneventful. Summer started massage fully dressed. Good massage actually. Slow to warm-up, seemed distant, but as we talked, she seemed to relax, and thought I looked familiar.

I had already place tip of .8 of side table before massage started. I hate haggling, and have found that if the tip is out at the start, the whole session seems to go better.

Prior to flip, she is manually, and orally stimulating me quite well. She then taps me and tells me to flip.

Well then, cover goes on and ride begins. CBJ, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, 69, mish, and happy ending, with warm towels after.

Looks 7
Body 8
Attitude 6, became a 8.5, or 9, at finish
Massage 8

Long-time lurker, very infrequent poster here.

I will never have a huge number of posts.

But I also will never post one-line responses to a post, just to get my totals up.
When I do post, it will be informative.

For those who don’t have time to read this – here is the short version.

No Table Shower
Fully Clothed
Bad Attitude
Piss Poor Job at HJ
Asked for $40 Tip LOL!!!!
My opinion – Stay away, you can have more fun doing yourself watching porn on the computer.
Amy – not worth it.

Here are the details.

I visited BlueSky after reading the forums. I was hoping for coco but she no longer works there. Instead I was given a short haired woman. I would estimate she was probably late 20’s. That is a good thing. I don’t get into grandma’s. She wasn’t all that attractive, flat chested with no curves below. Her face was ok but she was not a spinner. I am a believer in giving everyone a fair chance to prove themselves so I went with an open mind. There was no table shower only a regular shower. Bad sign to me. We get to the massage I layout my appreciation so she knows I am serious and she remains fully clothed. Begins the massage with no attention to the areas that count. What the hell is this? I think to myself. I turn over for the flip and she attempts a piss poor job of a HJ. This was terrible. I told her to stop and just massage after 5 minutes. Get ready to leave after the massage and she asked for $40 tip. LOL what kind of dam fool does she take me for. I let her know she needs to work harder and her service is not worth it. I pick up my appreciation I layed out before and hand her 10 for the massage. This is a complete waste of time.

Decided to TOFFT and visit the new White Cloud on Liberty, first off I recommend going in the daytime if you are not familiar with the area as looking for the specific address at night is difficult. Met with Angel, mid 30's with a giant mole on the forehead but otherwise, in shape. An hour was .60 with a .40 tip, standard fare but a good massage, good attitude. I would recommend because of the discount rate and attitude.

Second, besides Candy at GH, I am looking for providers with a better than average bra size, any recommendations?

I visited JH again last week when I heard Rosemary was back from NY. Guys do yourself a favor and see her.

When I left Mamasan was in the lobby with Victoria and Lucy. Mamasan said next time try one of them because they were getting jealous because I always asked for Rosemary. Lucy and Vistoria started hugging me and Victoria was playing with my cock so I reached under her little outfit and played with her hairy pussy, Maybe mamasan will give me two for the price of one, afterall it is the season for giving.

I'm a first time reporter. I happened to visit the same place yesterday after finding it in CP, and happened to be in the vicinity. It was around 2:00 pm. I entered and a thin, short-haired girl answered and asked if I had ever been there before. I said no, but had been to others like it. She directed me to a room where she said it was. 5 for half hour massage. She kept looking out the window and asked which vehicle was mine. I told her and she said ok. Neither she nor I made any mention of a tip or of the possible services. I laid a tip on the table and she began to massage my back, fully clothed. After a few minutes, I deceided to find out how serious she was, so I slowly started rubbing her thighs and rear through her clothes. She seemed to respond positively, so I had her come to my side where I started lifting her clothes off. She complied and exposed a thin but tight body, small on top but excellent length to her nips, which I greedily munched on with no resistance. She proceeded to get acquainted to the two twins and their dad, while I continued to explore her. She stopped at insertion, but vigorously exercised the family. I got her to hop on the table with me where we played a little more, but she was very restrictive, ie. No DATY, fingers, lips, etc. I settled for a fine happy ending, and left. She was very quiet, but seemed a bit nervous, as I was too I guess. Overall it was a good quick experience with satisfactory results. She was a 6 for looks, 9 for body, 5 for skills, and 7 for attitude. I'll probably return.

[QUOTE=Hotnow101]For those who don’t have time to read this – here is the short version.

No Table Shower
Fully Clothed
Bad Attitude
Piss Poor Job at HJ
Asked for $40 Tip LOL!!!!
My opinion – Stay away, you can have more fun doing yourself watching porn on the computer.
Amy – not worth it.

Here are the details.

I visited BlueSky after reading the forums. I was hoping for coco but she no longer works there. Instead I was given a short haired woman. I would estimate she was probably late 20’s. That is a good thing. I don’t get into grandma’s. She wasn’t all that attractive, flat chested with no curves below. Her face was ok but she was not a spinner. I am a believer in giving everyone a fair chance to prove themselves so I went with an open mind. There was no table shower only a regular shower. Bad sign to me. We get to the massage I layout my appreciation so she knows I am serious and she remains fully clothed. Begins the massage with no attention to the areas that count. What the hell is this? I think to myself. I turn over for the flip and she attempts a piss poor job of a HJ. This was terrible. I told her to stop and just massage after 5 minutes. Get ready to leave after the massage and she asked for $40 tip. LOL what kind of dam fool does she take me for. I let her know she needs to work harder and her service is not worth it. I pick up my appreciation I layed out before and hand her 10 for the massage. This is a complete waste of time.[/QUOTE]

I don't know how you people get your information but Coco is there right now and has been there for weeks.

SB

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Showboat,

I don't know what you are talking about but according to your girl amy she is no longer there. I requested coco and she said she is no longer there. I stand by my review of Bluesky. Its the truth, I think others on here should know. We have to keep the board honest in order for this thing to work, otherwise the service we get will continue to get worst.compare the service you recieved just 3 years ago with that you recieve today. It has dropped considerably and we have let it. Showboat I am not starting an argument with you I am only sharing my experience with others which is what we are suppose to do.

[QUOTE=Showboatt]I don't know how you people get your information but Coco is there right now and has been there for weeks.

SB[/QUOTE]

To help all the members of this board, I have printed the last 10 pages of this section and am in the process of giving them out to every AMP in the area. I think that this will help all of us to get the service we are looking for. I have visited 3 AMPs so far with this information and it has been well received so far. I believe that if they know what we are looking for, the prices we are willing to pay, they will give us the service we all want. Now that they know a "report card" is being posted, the service levels can go up.

You're welcome

Hot is exactly right about B&S. I went not too long ago and the experience was exactly as he described. There was ONE person (5-6 on the looks scale) working at the time and when I asked about other masseurs (by name) mentioned here she said "they went home" (as in Asia). The massage was decent, admittedly, perhaps a 7 but nothing to write home about. The place is pretty big too with several large rooms on the second floor. All of the rooms were empty. The reporting on this place and my experience there mimics my experiences at V&P in Chantilly (Virginia). Someone posts a report on their experiences that happened probably 4 months earlier and doesn't mention that things have probably changed since then. I end up going thinking there is a new location (for me at least) [in this case with someone named Young]. I get there and she is gone and the entire experience ends up rating a 5-6 out of 10 (overall). The ending was awkward because she was probably new. She gave that "what do I do now" vibe but you could tell she was new to the game.

You can't be expected to know how old posters are or their personal tastes and so everything is subjective. However, unless I was being lied to about the other people 'going home' then Hot gave a completely accurate report.

[QUOTE=Djbeercat1] Now that they know a "report card" is being posted, the service levels can go up.You're welcome[/QUOTE]

Ummm... you can keep on believeing that you can change the world. I'll keep to the theory of market economics. Based on my knowledge and RTFF'n, there are already many a Mamasans that know about and probably review this Board on a regular basis.

Just curious, was your tip to your provider also "well received". Just an act. It's all shits and giggles (by providers AND mongers) behind closed doors. But both parties know it's all just business after you leave.

Just another $0.02.

BMF

Brilliant!

[QUOTE=Djbeercat1]To help all the members of this board, I have printed the last 10 pages of this section and am in the process of giving them out to every AMP in the area. I think that this will help all of us to get the service we are looking for. I have visited 3 AMPs so far with this information and it has been well received so far. I believe that if they know what we are looking for, the prices we are willing to pay, they will give us the service we all want. Now that they know a "report card" is being posted, the service levels can go up.

You're welcome[/QUOTE]

No my tip of 10 was not well recieved. She was really pissed off about it. I gave the tip to show my appreciation for the massage. That is what it is worth to me. Also I am a firm believer in market economics. So if guys know if the woman who is to massage them is old and past her prime I believe most will stop going to that establishment. While on the other hand reward other places that provide younger prettier talent. In the end it's our choice to pay the money or not. Good information allows us to make great decisions.

[QUOTE=Butter Dog]Ummm... you can keep on believeing that you can change the world. I'll keep to the theory of market economics. Based on my knowledge and RTFF'n, there are already many a Mamasans that know about and probably review this Board on a regular basis.

Just curious, was your tip to your provider also "well received". Just an act. It's all shits and giggles (by providers AND mongers) behind closed doors. But both parties know it's all just business after you leave.

Just another $0.02.

BMF[/QUOTE]

Lol, So the Chinese gang will just kill you?

Be safe out there.

Smiling Fox