Bullshit that has Nothing to do With Pussy

[QUOTE=SideTalker;6623304]Hey guys, not sure where to post this but heard from a friends friend (I know.) that some korean karaoke bars in niles / glenview (somewhere in that area) offer extras in the backrooms. Haven't seen that mentioned on this board. Anyone know?

Thanks.[/QUOTE]If that's true I'd still avoid it. Neither Nikes or Glenview plays around with this type of activity and if it's going on it's probably very low key and only open to Koreans because it would get closed down pretty quick if it's more open.

Just something funny I saw on the road this morning. I wonder if this guy is a fellow monger, or a provider who enjoys this activity.

[QUOTE=SteamTrain98;6627018]Just something funny I saw on the road this morning. I wonder if this guy is a fellow monger, or a provider who enjoys this activity.[/QUOTE]I think he is express the Sox suck ass.

[QUOTE=SideTalker;6623304]Hey guys, not sure where to post this but heard from a friends friend (I know.) that some korean karaoke bars in niles / glenview (somewhere in that area) offer extras in the backrooms. Haven't seen that mentioned on this board. Anyone know?

Thanks.[/QUOTE]I would go just to meet some hot Korean chicks, any recommendations?

Every session I had they all love to sing to the playlist in the background.

[QUOTE=SteamTrain98;6627018]Just something funny I saw on the road this morning. I wonder if this guy is a fellow monger, or a provider who enjoys this activity.[/QUOTE]I've seem some with "RIM69" and "K9 WIN", usually they have sunglasses on and avoids contact near window when we tries to bypass them LOL.

[QUOTE=Nowhere500;6651107]I don't see how you got that from the post. I said $. 7 for the house and $. 6 tip. That's $1. 3 not $$ ?[/QUOTE]Why don't you write real numbers? I've never understood this abbreviation fantasy. Who are we hiding it from? It's not like LEO doesn't know. It only adds to confusion. I don’t travel like I used to but I don’t recall seeing the abbreviations on other boards in other cities

[QUOTE=HappyGardener;6651407]Why don't you write real numbers? I've never understood this abbreviation fantasy. Who are we hiding it from? It's not like LEO doesn't know. It only adds to confusion. I dont travel like I used to but I dont recall seeing the abbreviations on other boards in other cities[/QUOTE]You have been around a while, at least its somewhat better than the absurd code some of these guys used to use to throw off LE LOL. I still don't get why guys do it.

This is from the abbreviations section\.

$ $100.

$$ $200.

$$$ $300.

$$$.5 $350

The confusion is the OP is adding $ and then a space, then a number a number, $. 60.

So I might think its 160. But it seems using this convention ends up in confusion most of the time, LOL.

[QUOTE=Moejoo;6651724]You have been around a while, at least its somewhat better than the absurd code some of these guys used to use to throw off LE LOL. I still don't get why guys do it.[/QUOTE]

I've been doing my research on this for months, trying to figure out what I'm interested in vs not, how much LE gives a shit about this sort of thing in the area, getting a burner phone, what I'm willing to pay, etc etc and just making sure all my facts are in order. Apparently not just diving into this somehow means I'm overly analytical and simply not meant for it.

Like excuse me for not wanting to just going full yolo. I've never been like that. Personally I just want to wait until next year when the weathers better and I have a bit more saved up, Probably going to be low frequency. I just aint got the kind of cash to be blowing on a whim.

[QUOTE=Masalic;6665729]I've been doing my research on this for months, trying to figure out what I'm interested in vs not, how much LE gives a shit about this sort of thing in the area, getting a burner phone, what I'm willing to pay, etc etc and just making sure all my facts are in order. Apparently not just diving into this somehow means I'm overly analytical and simply not meant for it.

Like excuse me for not wanting to just going full yolo. I've never been like that. Personally I just want to wait until next year when the weathers better and I have a bit more saved up, Probably going to be low frequency. I just aint got the kind of cash to be blowing on a whim.[/QUOTE]RL bust was June of last year. They reopened 3 days later at the SAME spot. It has been 16 months now and still at the same spot. One might say going stronger than before as they have 4 girls compared to 3 before. Does LE care? Apparently not enough.

[QUOTE=OFCharlie;6666032]RL bust was June of last year. They reopened 3 days later at the SAME spot. It has been 16 months now and still at the same spot. One might say going stronger than before as they have 4 girls compared to 3 before. Does LE care? Apparently not enough.[/QUOTE]3 DAYS?! AND they haven't bothered for over a year? Who the hell did they pay off?!

[QUOTE=Masalic;6665729]I've been doing my research on this for months, trying to figure out what I'm interested in vs not, how much LE gives a shit about this sort of thing in the area, getting a burner phone, what I'm willing to pay, etc etc and just making sure all my facts are in order. Apparently not just diving into this somehow means I'm overly analytical and simply not meant for it.

Like excuse me for not wanting to just going full yolo. I've never been like that. Personally I just want to wait until next year when the weathers better and I have a bit more saved up, Probably going to be low frequency. I just aint got the kind of cash to be blowing on a whim.[/QUOTE]Your post sounds like you are analyzing this with the same emotion you might use for deciding which hybrid commuter car would be the best value over the next 10 years. For me its more of an emotional decision like which sports car I would like to drive today.

[QUOTE=Moejoo;6666119]Your post sounds like you are analyzing this with the same emotion you might use for deciding which hybrid commuter car would be the best value over the next 10 years. For me its more of an emotional decision like which sports car I would like to drive today.[/QUOTE]I mean. Yeah that's kind of how I've always worked. I've found thinking long term pays off better then being spur of the moment.

OPINION: In an effort to cool the market, and save some dough, one can resort to a really delightful time with low risk.

Sex toys have come a long way. There's an automatic hand job toy called theHandy that lets you strap on a masturbator (almost any kind you like) and let it do the work for you.

I know you're thinking, "That sounds awful. " -- It is, if you've got no imagination. It isn't a simple up-down, one trick pony. They've got AI making "funscripts" that map what you see in porn to match the stroke. So you're watching a hot BJ video? It'll stroke your dick according to the video. The sensation is as good as the masturbator sleeve you use, but the stroke is almost always impressive (based on how well the script is done).

For immersion, use a VR headset, there are plenty of VR videos with funscripts. Check out faptap. Net for examples.

More immersion? Get high!

Here's a good time:

Have your Handy and videos / scripts ready to go.

Play hooky, Get a day use hotel room, 8 hours is good.

Grab some food, snacks, water, before you get blazed (optional).

Nut, rinse and repeat x (however many times you like).

Pack it up and head home, spent.

Some parting thoughts:

-I recognize this is absolutely no replacement for a real provider and that whole experience. Can't replace the whole human touch experience, yet.

-This is more in the line of treating yourself than rolling the dice on a provider who will actually service you. I can't stress SERVICE enough because more often than not, a provider is not enthusiastic about making you feel good.

-Obviously this isn't good if you want to experience companionship.

-In some locales, a practice like this, if used by many, could drive down prices.

-Save some dough, or save up for a provider that may actually be worth it for you.

[QUOTE=Moejoo;6666119]Your post sounds like you are analyzing this with the same emotion you might use for deciding which hybrid commuter car would be the best value over the next 10 years. For me its more of an emotional decision like which sports car I would like to drive today.[/QUOTE]Yup! F them all and let god sort it out later. Still a sucker for a beautiful woman. Call me a womanizing, objectifying, male chauvinist pig? Ok then! And at 71 years of age damn proud of being one for as long as I can remember. And I can remember. Well at least that long ago. Now not why I walked into a room to find something but just sayin stosh. In the words of studs turkel who I picked up as a fare with his wife downtown from an event. Take it easy, but take it!