One trip to Dallas was enough
[QUOTE=BossHawg;2859817]If I told you that I had the worst experience in recent memory, it would not be an understatement. To quote the great Jon Bon Jovi, shot through the heart, and you're to blame. Darling you give mediocrity a bad name.
I mean, let's be honest. It is now clear that the Cowboys are not the only thing named Dallas to disappoint. This lady called Dallas was so hideously egregious that she makes JR Ewing look like Yoda.
All of the warning signs were there during the cold, dead hand conversation that we had, but little head outvoted bigger head, and I gave it a shot anyway. Welcome to Dallas.
And despite it all, she is actually a favorable looking lady, not really the lady in the pictures on her ad, but still kind of cute, and she does have a sexy, vanilla ass.
Her boobs are also a handful of joy to caress and lick; one of the few things I actually got a yes on.
But while I was smooching on her vanilla boobs like a drunk Dracula nibbling on the jugular, I looked up out of the corner of my eye and this chick had a mean-mug, stone-faced, lifeless look going on that was so bad that it almost seemed like she could stare at the sun and drop it about 50 degrees.
And talk about Miss Personality, her demeanor seemed like a Vietnam, swift-boat pit-bull that had been beaten like a government mule and then fed gunpowder sandwiches. It was like rubbing up next to a tombstone, like cuddling with Mr. Spock, not based on her looks, but based on her disposition.
She wasn't incapable. She was just spitefully unwilling, cold and very unresponsive.
About 5 minutes into it, she was already complaining about how it was taking too long and not worth it. Then she began throwing more flags than a NFL referee.
She wouldn't let me daty. There was no BBBJ, although her CBJ was not bad. She wouldn't let me touch her feet and legs. She checked out with no real intentions of ever checking in.
To quote the great Prince Rogers Nelson: I knew a girl named Dallas I guess you could say she was a sex fiend. I thought she was an eager young lady but all she was is just crappy and mean!
Hey, Dallas gave me a hard time, so now I am giving her a hard time. As much as l enjoy doing the good reviews, I also love to dissect the bad ones.
So if you decide to see her, my advice is; you had better be able to free the tadpoles rather quickly.
[URL]http://memphis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/im-back-prfct-trtkinky-and-wt-vip-specials-no-rush-upscale/14805126[/URL][/QUOTE]Dallas mentally checked out almost as soon as I walked in the door. She clearly did not want to be there. Then, she tried to move the goalpost 3 or 4 times for more ends, and she said no dining at the Y.
Hot Damn I had an awesome dream
Well well well where do I start. Wed. Night Bea was hanging out at my house, I got a text from Lexi wanting to see me. Well I showed Bea the text and her response,"tell her to come on".
So I did, and about an hour later Lexi shows up.
I was kinda nervous since I had no idea they would do anything, wow, I was so wrong.
After a few drinks and convo, it was on. Make out session on my couch, no fellas the alcohol kicked in by then so things are a little cloudy but what I remember was.
We held Lexi down me on top end and Bea on thr other using the wand on Lexis clit. At some point we ended up in the bedroom where bondage was used, Bea legs tied apart and a bondage bar on her wrists, I was holding both while Lexi went down on her with the wand. At another point I was in Lexi and Bea was behind me, I pulled out, took off the cover and face blasted Bea.
I wish I had remembered more but all I know is, I had a blast, no pics guys, at least not this time.