A little Kissimmee / Orlando Intel
I like to take a quick tour to all the places that at least have some redeeming qualities once or twice a year. This is spread over the last few months, been too busy to post here lately.
Pure massage (192): was previously offered BBFS cip here by Jessica. I did not partake but instead pulled off the hat and creamed her pussy lips.
I called ahead and she quickly agreed to $70 hr plus extras. Upon arrival I was disappointed as she doesn't look remotely good currently; fat, sloppy and unkempt. Decided to just take one for the team and try to spray those lips again but she only gave me back $20 from a Benjamin. After I reminded her what we agreed on she became very argumentative. Clearly a bait and switch scenario. In her exactly words: "it's only $10. " She was right, I asked for my $100 bill back, after all it was only $10. I bounced while she was making excuses and then she became very nasty. Too many old skanks like this in the market. 0/10 avoid.
Best massage (192+535, in strip mall behind BK): was also offered BBFS cip here by another provider. I didn't partake here either but did cum on her tits and pussy.
I pulled a different girl this time. They ALWAYS push for a 30 minute session here even when they're slow. I had a request for what I wanted and she agreed to everything. Handed over the cash and. She didn't want to do ANY of the things we discussed. We're not talking crazy stuff, just an extended table shower and lots of oil massage of ass / thighs / balls while face down. A 3 minute table shower and off to the room where she promised to make it special, 3 minute should rub and asked me to flip. Wouldn't take feedback whatsoever. Couldn't hold my interest and by then I was pissed off. To their credit she gave me a full refund. 1/10 avoid.
R+Rmassage (535 above the golf shop): had a mediocre experience here previously but it was storming like mad so I popped in about 10 pm one night for an HJ. A haggard old lady with a wrist bandage trys to get me to pay for an hour, as I turn to leave she says she has "other girls, very sexy. " Little head wants to play so I bite. I get in the room, strip, the other girl pops in and she's about 70. Years old AND pounds.
Almost no communication is possible. She leads me to the most depressing table shower in history, what appears to be a hospital gurney in a cramped musty bathroom. The table shower was just horrifying, an old lady scrubbing everywhere I don't want massage girls to scrub while avoiding anything that might feel good. Bonus points for the drain being blocked and the bathroom flooding. After some attempts to communicate I got up, took a towel and went to the room. The other old lady comes to the room and I tell her I'm leaving and want my money back. It cost me 20 or 30 for 5 minutes of creepy sadness. 0/10 avoid unless you have a granny fetish and like hospital gurneys.
Ocean star (faces 535, small strip mall in front of Walmart) I went here after that trainwreck at R+R. I can't remember her name, but she's right up there with Vicky in every aspect. I said I was having a bad night and hoped she could let me in considering the time. Not only did she let me in, she asked for $150 for a quick visit since it was her last night there. I assumed that meant 30 ish minutes. I was in the table shower with her for almost 30 minutes. Total visit time was over an hour. Communication wasn't perfect but we had a lot of fun laughing etc. I think she was ready to go home instead of being locked up in Kissimmee. 10/10 *word of warning, I've seen trays of unwrapped and apparently used condoms in a work area at the back room of this place. BRING your own covers unless you're into pre-loved condoms! Prior to noticing that I've had 2 x condom breakages here and unknowingly creampied Vicki. You've been warned.
Blue Ocean: it's been a long time since I needed to pay for Latin pussy, but it was worth it Just as easy as usual, no drama with the lineup and picked a STUNNING blonde from Dominican Republic. Almost certainly full plastic surgery package but difficult to tell aside from the tits. Table shower is small here but she washed me pretty well. Back in the room she was struggling with the CBJ and eventually went BBBJ. Pussy eating was allowed but she was squeamish about being rimmed. She seemed to pick up my hints though and was rubbing my ass as she gave me head. Eventually I had her playing my games and begging me in Spanish to get her pregnant while she was laid back and rubbing my body with her perfect little feet. She let me cum on her stomach and was extremely cautious about me hitting her pussy lips. 8/10 and no I can't remember her name.
NDS (yes this is an oldish review): I hadn't seen Mona in many years, and had no desire to see her when I dropped in here. I was led to the room by a late 30's looking girl who got naked almost immediately when I asked who was working. When I saw those titties I said "MONA?" and she looked at me with a coy smile. She has had SOOOOOO much work done I didn't recognize her. I've probably had 10 threesomes with Mona and countless solo visits. Well she definitely delivered that day. After some deep throat and cowgirl I let off a small load in the bag. She recognized I wasn't fully at attention so we were just chatting and taking our time while she was massaging and giving head occasionally. Here's why I was hesitant to post this: after she got me going again I was still lacking in the rigidity department on / off. I was asking her to tell me what I like to hear and she misunderstood. She removed the condom and urged me stroke my cock and rub it against her pussy then she either got distracted or let me cum inside her pussy. I have no idea why, since she basically blacklisted me many years ago for asking about it. She didn't even react when I was cumming in and on her pussy. 10/10 and no I haven't returned. In fact I'm only writing this because I got my all clear std test results today and remembered WHY I needed it.
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Can't keep getting away with this.
[QUOTE=Carl3666;6621379]I decided to finally check out Gardenia. I walked in and was greeted by Ruby. She was my type of girl, short but built solidly. Not fat but thick and fit, a strong looking girl for her size. She took me to the room and as she closed the door behind us my hands were already going up her short dress. I told her I was here to fuck some ass. She agreed for extra. I decided to push my luck. I told here I wanted her ass, no condom. She took a second to think about it and agreed. 240 for the hour, and an extra 200 to spend the whole hour focused on bare anal. She took me to the table shower, got me hard and let me start playing with her asshole. I'm enjoying sticking two fingers as deep as I can in her ass when she soaps up my cock and then jumps right on top and shoves it inside her ass. It felt amazing, especially when she started tightening and loosening her asshole. She starts grinding on me, really hard. After a few minutes she notices I am getting closer and she leans in and tells me "Cum in my ass daddy!" This triggered something in me I am not used to and I immediately came deep in her ass.
We cleaned up and went back to the room. She started with massage for a little, until she decided it was time to fuck her ass again. BBBJ for a few minutes to get me going and then back to her ass. This time I am taking the lead. Started in doggie, ended up in missionary, holding her legs down with her feet above her head just admiring my cock entering her ass over and over again. She took everything like a champ, not a single complaint. I kept going until I could not take it anymore and came deep in her asshole a second time. We just sat there winded, my cock still in her ass for a minute or too. It was incredible. Cleaned up and I was on my way home.[/QUOTE]Same ruby from king and NDS before the changing of the guard. You paid way too much for her standard with regulars. If this continues, I know ruby is going to try to drain out every single dollar she can from us who love her high risk play.
Candy. A familiar treat at Semoran
Back to Orlando for the week I hit up Semoran spa in S. Semoran Blvd, with no specific appointment I arrive for the hr and when the girls show up for a choice I'm looking at this one girl and she's looking at me we're both puzzled. Took me a min or two to once her then we both pointed at eachother laughing.
I saw this girl back in August in NY. Her name was Angela now she's Candy. Just as pretty as I remembered her, so I obviously picked her for the hr.
We kicked off the hr with a quick shower and a blow job to make sure my equipment works. LOL.
In the room we were still a little wet but that didn't matter. She kneeled for a bbj looking up at me with her puppy eye, mouth wide open full of meat, we stayed like this for a little longer till she was able to complete a proper DT with lots of spit. The session had a nice progress and no awkward moments.
We transitioned 69 then cfs: mish first, doggy second to finish in CIM.
Candy is pretty, taller than average, her makeup was on point her attitude chill and service wise was all about me.
Based on our history I decided to round up the normal donation to $300.
Cherry Blossom. Shout Out To This Website
Added a post in Vegas and completely forgot to post this epic and hilarious experience from August. Chicks were acting up so figured I'd stop by CB since I was going to have to go that way. I remember it used to be epic and then became regular-ish, but why not.
Some of y'all reading this might remember that, "experience", I had at You Massage when I felt basically robbed out of $$ for basically 18 seconds, well it almost happened again until I remembered what a couple of y'all said LOL.
So I'm there and I got that eraser nipple person I remember had decent reviews from here, so was like okay cool. When she saw me she was super blah towards me, so I already was like oh oh, why is she so dry to me. Barely looking at me etc. She takes the $$ and comes back, says no shower, so wants to just clean it. Another red flag. Starts saying "OMG so big it's going to be too much" when I'm as limp as a noodle having just taken off my pants. Another red flag. Starts giving a BJ justttt long enough for it to get hard and is like cover up time. I'm like nah do it a bit more etc, she's like no. Okay.
Now my forum training kicks in.
Starts on top, almost dejavu of that other time, about 30 seconds later "no no no too big I can't, handjob". I'm like nah lay down I'll do it and go slow etc. She's like no hurts too much HJ. I'm like nah I'm not doing that, let me get my money back or let me ask the boss for another girl with a stern tone. She's like okay okay I'll try. Lays down start going slow and light, etc, she's acting all dramatic like she's dying or something. I almost was like okayyy I'm out, but said nah screw that. Turned her around doggy ultra arch and went full Hulk Smash mode. She went from those fake "so much pain" faces to dead silence lolol. At one point it looked like she was "trying to brace herself" but couldn't figure it out, but it was because her body betrayed her during the Super Saiyan smashing because she got super wet and gushy, so I let her know about it asking wow did you just orgasm all over me and she turned her head the other way and wouldn't answer hahahahaha.
Finally when it was time for the grand finale I adjusted the angle for maximum thrust and went full ultra bang until she shot off the table. After she throws wipes at me. I trollishly reminder her how she was so amazing, so perfect. I didn't see the original person at the front because she walks me out herself, and at the door she slams it on me RIP Door.
I do wonder why I get these broads trying to rob me, it's the 2nd time in like 10 AMP visits total. Maybe I look like a rookie, or look young so like a mark, I dunno, but I'm a young very fit clean type dude so it's weird to get that reaction on first sight. But it wasn't happening this time thanks to the advice of y'all seasoned veterans. Owe y'all one for sure.
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