Escort Reports

[QUOTE=Marcath;7112575]I always wondered about her, figured she was a HJ only at best but with a good massage. She used to go by Dana and only advertised on TM I believe. Her ads are on more sites now. I saw Abbie, [URL]https://www.thatmall.com/abbie/[/URL], before the pandemic. She was cool, set the rules clearly at the beginning, rockin bod with nice tits. More MILFy than GILFy. Fun time, massage was no more than a body rub with lots of body to body, fun but in the end just a HJ. I guess TM is a good place to get that GILF fix.[/QUOTE]Nevermind the MILFs. Zara sure looks intriguiing.

[URL]https://www.thatmall.com/zara/[/URL]

Also spotted: [URL]https://tryst.link/massage/mistresszarareal[/URL].

Can't find any reviews out there. Anyone? Bueller?

[QUOTE=DaddyGoogle;7112993]Nevermind the MILFs. Zara sure looks intriguiing.

[URL]https://www.thatmall.com/zara/[/URL]

Also spotted: [URL]https://tryst.link/massage/mistresszarareal[/URL].

Can't find any reviews out there. Anyone? Bueller?[/QUOTE]I can smell this one a mile away. Lazy, massive amounts of K in her system, a zoomer playing in a gen x game.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;7111813]Thatmall is truly cheugy.

[URL]https://www.thatmall.com/linsey/companions/[/URL]

This one is 57 or more. Is absolutely hideous. I had her jerk me off and I said go slow and she said, I am a professional and she almost detached my penor.[/QUOTE]Jesus, saw this one maybe 15 years ago and I can only imagine how she must be these days. When I got to her place she was so high and looking so rough turned around and left, for my first and only time.

Any good Indian escorts in the area? Preferably in or near sfv.

Will be in town at the end of them month and would like to have a good provider lined up. Looking for someone who is not fat and provides bjj. Will be in west Hollywood and would prefer someone close or who does outcalls. Any recommendations?

[QUOTE=MrGiggles0312;7116830]Any good Indian escorts in the area? Preferably in or near sfv.[/QUOTE][URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/LaylasLuv[/URL]

She might be worth checking out. She's Bengali / Persian. She has an exotic look, nicely shaped body and good service.

She has decent prices too.

[QUOTE=James3431;7117870][URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/LaylasLuv[/URL]

She might be worth checking out. She's Bengali / Persian. She has an exotic look, nicely shaped body and good service.

She has decent prices too.[/QUOTE]Thank you!

[QUOTE=James3431;7117870][URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/LaylasLuv[/URL]

She might be worth checking out. She's Bengali / Persian. She has an exotic look, nicely shaped body and good service.

She has decent prices too.[/QUOTE]Just a guess based on the pic, but she looks strikingly similar to an old profile which is gone, "LovelyxoJasmine". I'm thinking it's a rebrand. She was definitely gorgeous and very nice when I saw her a couple years ago, never really repeated because I didn't feel much chemistry -- I don't blame her though because I was a fat piece of shit then, would love another round if she pops back up again.

[QUOTE=Eponymously;7121219]Just a guess based on the pic, but she looks strikingly similar to an old profile which is gone, "LovelyxoJasmine". I'm thinking it's a rebrand. She was definitely gorgeous and very nice when I saw her a couple years ago, never really repeated because I didn't feel much chemistry -- I don't blame her though because I was a fat piece of shit then, would love another round if she pops back up again.[/QUOTE]From what I've seen on hx blogs and forums here she's had other handles but yea I recommend seeing her again. She has an addictive personality so it's pretty easy to talk you her. She might have a bigger but since the last time you seen her. I've seen a couple people complain about her body but it's just right imo. I'm looking to repeat with her but I got to see if she allows pics / vids.

[QUOTE=Eponymously;7121219]Just a guess based on the pic, but she looks strikingly similar to an old profile which is gone, "LovelyxoJasmine". I'm thinking it's a rebrand. She was definitely gorgeous and very nice when I saw her a couple years ago, never really repeated because I didn't feel much chemistry -- I don't blame her though because I was a fat piece of shit then, would love another round if she pops back up again.[/QUOTE]Its one in the same. Log into her HX and you'll see.

Was wondering if anyone has any info, thank you.

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/california/losangeles/179790514[/URL]

She is an OG from hx. Typical of provider. I saw her years ago before Vivid and before 40-50 pcs she packed on during the lock-down. She was a fun time, but I didn't repeat. Many more young and thinner ladies to play with. Hope this helps. Oh I have no idea of her current rates or offerings

[QUOTE=Matches02;7121761]Was wondering if anyone has any info, thank you.

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/california/losangeles/179790514[/URL][/QUOTE].

Does anyone have experience with her?

[URL]https://tryst.link/escort/shannoncuddlez420[/URL]

I remember there was a poster on escort crawler 3-4 years ago who I saw & was based in a motel Santa Monica, has anyone seen her lately or is she still even active?

[QUOTE=JohnxHide;7123006]Does anyone have experience with her?

[URL]https://tryst.link/escort/shannoncuddlez420[/URL][/QUOTE]I tried finding out some info on her but was not able to. Anyway, let's us know in case you decide to TOFTT.

Find her attractive to my taste.

Mondo.

Has anyone been to East Los at 5165 Whittier Blvd? Comments on EB say its legit. Thunking of TOFTT. Says pics are fake but service is top notch.

[URL]https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view/195853678/3236379706[/URL]

[QUOTE=SeanKonnery;7124622][URL]https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view/195853678/3236379706[/URL][/QUOTE]As usual the pics are fake but they had some Latina girls various sizes there. It's been a bit since I've been maybe they pic up some Asian talent! But yes all covered /? Negotiate in rm.

Can anyone verify. Seems too good to be true.

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/california/losangeles/179951270[/URL]

[URL]https://www.rubrankings.com/united-states/california/los-angeles/bodyrubs/body-rubs/beautiful-exotic-colombian-bombshell-27731.html[/URL]

I have not seen this one in years. I think maybe saw her three years ago. She had a body built like a littoral combat ship. Her extra nonhandjob room was filled with more baby clothes than a target in bellflower. Her handjob was worse than any attempt at masturbation seen at an amputee rehab. And of course 72 five star reviews on Private Deception.

[QUOTE=Mondo72;7124510]I tried finding out some info on her but was not able to. Anyway, let's us know in case you decide to TOFTT.

Find her attractive to my taste.

Mondo.[/QUOTE]Next pay check I'll go for it and let you know.

[QUOTE=FireWalker86;7125530]Can anyone verify. Seems too good to be true.

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/california/losangeles/179951270[/URL][/QUOTE]TER doesn't look positive.

[QUOTE=FireWalker86;7125530]Can anyone verify. Seems too good to be true.

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/california/losangeles/179951270[/URL][/QUOTE]41 reviews in the comment say they are actual pics.

I ain't walking; I am flying to Compton airport and will find out myself.

The comments are a good indicator.

You can kind of tell when they are fake or generated by person or handler doing the ad.

[QUOTE=FireWalker86;7125530]Can anyone verify. Seems too good to be true.

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/california/losangeles/179951270[/URL][/QUOTE]I don't know fellas but that face looks kind of man-ish. Fake booty and tits too. Could be a postop tranny. Proceed with caution or not if you're into that.

[QUOTE=JohnxHide;7123006]Does anyone have experience with her?

[URL]https://tryst.link/escort/shannoncuddlez420[/URL][/QUOTE]I have seen her at her incall in her apartment in Bellflower. For me it was the best GFE experience that I have had to date. She is a little quirky but she is super sweet. Go with confidence. Rubbers are optional.

[QUOTE=FireWalker86;7125530]Can anyone verify. Seems too good to be true.

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/california/losangeles/179951270[/URL][/QUOTE]I have fucked this chick a bunch of times. Pics are 100% real with no touch ups. Menu is full GFE. YMMV, but I get DFK and COF from her She offers anal for extra. She speaks very little English, and while she is committed to good service and is into the sex, once you nut, she flips a switch and give zero shits about you. She will be on her phone and practically ignore you until you leave LOL. It may be different if you speak Spanish (I don't speak much). Of course, none of that matters! For $150 hhr I highly recommend her.

Also, if you haven't tried Mia, she is great, too. Same deal--full GFE with COF for 150. She's a MILF, but she's is fucking hot. She is out of town now, but she comes and goes. Keep an eye out for her.

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/california/losangeles/178911784[/URL]

[QUOTE=Lexx1;7126968]I don't know fellas but that face looks kind of man-ish. Fake booty and tits too. Could be a postop tranny. Proceed with caution or not if you're into that.[/QUOTE]Certainly not a post op tranny. Just thicc af.

[QUOTE=Cseared;7127022]I have seen her at her incall in her apartment in Bellflower. For me it was the best GFE experience that I have had to date. She is a little quirky but she is super sweet. Go with confidence. Rubbers are optional.[/QUOTE]No rubber FS? No fear of getting pregnant?

[QUOTE=JohnxHide;7130381]No rubber FS? No fear of getting pregnant?[/QUOTE]Lmao this guy.

[QUOTE=JohnxHide;7130381]No rubber FS? No fear of getting pregnant?[/QUOTE]Sadly, she is on bc. I've been trying to get her pregnant since January.

[QUOTE=FiatVoluptas;7127563]Certainly not a post op tranny. Just thicc af.[/QUOTE]That's not real thick. That's fake as fuck thick. You can spot the ass and tits implants a mile away. I can take fake tits. But I can't stand a fake ass.

Did you give the pussy a real taste test? If it don't taste like real pussy. Then it ain't pussy.

[QUOTE=Tirachinitas;7131291]Sadly, she is on bc. I've been trying to get her pregnant since January.[/QUOTE]LOL why do you want to get her pregnant?

Does anyone have any experience with her?

[URL]https://tryst.link/escort/darlingdaniella[/URL]

[QUOTE=Lexx1;7131296]That's not real thick. That's fake as fuck thick. You can spot the ass and tits implants a mile away. I can take fake tits. But I can't stand a fake ass.

Did you give the pussy a real taste test? If it don't taste like real pussy. Then it ain't pussy.[/QUOTE]Even if she had no implants, she is still thick as hell. Look at her waist and thighs. Anyway, I never actually noticed the fake ass. Didn't look or feel fake the times I saw her (not saying it isn't). Fake tits are always meh. I don't know why girls do it. Yes, I ate her pussy. It's not a fake pussy.

It's totally cool if she's not your type, but for the others who may be interested, I can confirm that she is not trans.

My hobbying activity has been mostly kgirls lately because for me the convenience / reliability / value is unbeatable. But sometimes I want to mix it up and have a different type of session with a white girl or latina. Deep down I know my chances of regretting a PD or Tryst session are like 85%. Yet whatever disorder I have makes me seek it out anyway.

Recently I had another of these regrettable sessions. I'm here to tell you about it so that you can make fun of me and be thankful for the absence of batshit in your life.

Last week I found a gal on tryst who intrigued me. Mid-20's hot white brunette, maybe with some mild latina or asian flair. If anyone remembers my first post on this site, or cares to go back and read it, she reminded me of the Sacred Zen girl I talked about, but even hotter with a slim thick body. Naturally, I was interested in contracting her services so I reached out via text a few days prior. I wanted an outcall to a nearby hotel room that long-story-short I had gotten for free. I rarely do outcalls because there's zero chance I'm ever giving one of these chicks my address. But her post was unique in that it didn't have an hourly rate, just a flat ppm / FS / GFE rate for the evening. I thought it'd be nice to chill for a bit, have a few drinks, fuck her brains out a couple times, then never see her again. Normal, wholesome stuff.

I tried to do some digging on this gal to make sure she's legit. Weirdly I couldn't find reviews even though it looked like she's quite active in her city. She was in LA for only a week so I didn't expect to find anything here. But I did see some legit looking social media, dating back several years. My spidey sense is usually pretty good with this stuff, I've never been scammed despite sending deposits a handful of times. So I went through with her verification process (quick video call together) and sent the deposit, which was an amount I'd be okay with losing if I'm wrong.

So the night comes and I checked in at the hotel, set up a little cocktail station (whiskey and ice), Spotify'd the Amadeus soundtrack (can't cum without it), and popped my typical half a gummy with a side of Hims. Soon after, she texts me and says she fell asleep and needed more time to get ready, she was going to be an hour late. Fine, I say, I'll just read the Gideon Bible until you arrive. I was annoyed, but I didn't want to create tension and kill the vibe of the evening. Let's not forget, I still really wanted to fuck this chick.

90 minutes later I ask for an ETA. No response. At this point I am starting to feel I've been had, but I stubbornly don't want to give up hope. I call her and ask what's up. She sounds genuinely apologetic and says she had to take a call from her mom and was heading right over. I'm skeptical but relieved and ready to drain my nuts. 20 minutes later she says she's on her way. I freshen up a bit, top off my drink, and then settle back into Paul's letter to the Corinthians.

More time passes, and she's nowhere to be seen. We're 3 hours past the original meetup time. Suddenly she texts me with a picture of her neck and says she burned herself with a curling iron while getting ready and she had to go get neosporin. But she's heading over soon. At this point, I'm done. I tell her don't bother and that her story doesn't make sense. I ask her to send the deposit back if she's real, or if she's scamming me to just let me know so I can flog myself appropriately. She starts talking about how she still wants to come over, she's sorry, she will make it up to me. By this point, I've packed my stuff and started to head out, because I was in no mood to restart this process with someone else at this time of night.

I'm in my car and she keeps texting me, saying she'll send the deposit back and she wishes I would still hang out with her. She says she's willing to drop her rate a bit and wants me to be happy, then invites me to her hotel. At this point I am about 60-70% sure I am getting scammed or set up for a robbery. That being said, I also still wanted to fuck this chick. So I agree to drive to her hotel, have a drink in her room briefly, and then bring her back to my hotel and proceed with original plans. I'm exhausted at this point, but hard-headed with a fluid build-up.

I get there and street park in a normally busy area, but it's desolate this time of evening. The hotel is a nice spot and she texts me to wait in the lobby. I sit there for another 10 minutes while she says she's getting re-dressed. Every time a hotel employee walks by and looks at me, I'm pretty sure they're about to show me their badge and say I'm on a reality show about arresting the world's dumbest Johns. At last, the elevator dings and she walks out in a super tight red dress and heals. I felt a small bit of relief at seeing her in the flesh. And surprisingly she was actually hotter than her pics. She pulls me in the elevator, we awkwardly chat on the way up and both half apologize to each other. Walking behind her into the room, staring at her ass, I start to feel that my persistence will be rewarded.

She motor mouths about astrology for a couple minutes, and tells me to drink whatever I want from the mini bar. Then she says she has to return her friend's jacket, because they're both leaving tomorrow, but she'd be right back. This hits me like a ton of bricks as a red flag. I start walking towards the door and tell her I'm not staying in there without her. I assume some dude is waiting in the hallway to come in and jump me. I figure if I leave now, maybe he's not there yet and I can still make it to the elevator.

She seems surprised I'm worried about this and says she won't leave. She's trying to reassure me and starts walking me around her room so I can see no one's hiding. I tell her I still can't trust her, considering how this entire night's gone. She calls her friend on speaker, and they talk about the jacket, and supposedly the friend and her boyfriend are driving over to pick it up. I feel a little better but still I want to get out of there. She takes a swig of her purse vodka and says we can go downstairs, she'll hand the jacket over, then she'll get in my car and we'll go to my hotel.

Somehow, all of that went smoothly so we drove the 15 minutes to my hotel. My mood improved because I'm starting to feel optimistic about being inside her in the near future. She is extremely chatty which isn't exactly my speed but I am a decent conversationalist and am happy to chill on the hotel couch for a few minutes. We're both feeling more comfortable now. She's in her underwear and I feel justified in my longstanding desire to bone her down, which I'd like to happen any minute now. But she's still pounding vodka, talking about how we should go back to her hotel afterward and use her free room credit on breakfast. I sip my whiskey and nod, thinking I'd rather fry sidewalk eggs on skid row. She asks if I want any street adderall. That's when it finally clicks. Oh, she's on meth! A real Keyzer Soze moment for me. No wonder she thought it was normal to start hanging out at 1:00 AM. She's got the rest of the day ahead of her. Meanwhile I desperately just want to blow my load and fall asleep.

We're laying on the bed now. I'm trying to settle her down but she just keeps talking and talking and talking. I consider just telling her to head home but I'm pot-committed in the worst way. I start hinting that we should go ahead and get at it, so we can move on with our lives. She acts surprised I'd rather do that than listen to her thoughts on police discrimination. But ultimately, she's understanding. After all, she does get fucked by morons like me for a living. Which luckily she finally remembered. Her body's immaculate, and she's quite beautiful during the scarce moments of silence that allow you to appreciate her face. A little DFK leads to an enthusiastic BBBJ. Some cowgirl, some side doggy, prone, obligatory finish in doggy. Top 3 ass of my hobby career, probably. Was it worth it? Absolutely not.

Afterwards I'm mentally plotting out my Starbucks order. She asks if I want to go again. I tell her I'm not going to make it to breakfast and hand her the envelope. She calls an uber and we pleasantly chat for a few minutes. The mood is as light as it's been all evening. Like two soldiers coming home from the war.

I tell her to text me next time she's in town, she enthusiastically agrees and gives me a hug. She walks out the door and I immediately block her number, wondering if I'll even be able to jack off to this after the dust settles. Jury's still out on that one.

So let this be a parable to you. Next time you get ideas about having a normal night with an unvetted hottie for hire: you probably won't. You might even spend 8 hours trying to fuck a meth head once. God bless Kgirls, God bless the 51 minutes I spend with them each session, and God bless you all. Merry Christmas.

[QUOTE=Gruyere;7134564]We're laying on the bed now. I'm trying to settle her down but she just keeps talking and talking and talking. I consider just telling her to head home but I'm pot-committed in the worst way. I start hinting that we should go ahead and get at it, so we can move on with our lives. She acts surprised I'd rather do that than listen to her thoughts on police discrimination. But ultimately, she's understanding. After all, she does get fucked by morons like me for a living. Which luckily she finally remembered. Her body's immaculate, and she's quite beautiful during the scarce moments of silence that allow you to appreciate her face. A little DFK leads to an enthusiastic BBBJ. Some cowgirl, some side doggy, prone, obligatory finish in doggy. Top 3 ass of my hobby career, probably. Was it worth it? Absolutely not.
[/QUOTE]That I think is thee longest freakin story I've read on this site of being a member here for over 12 years. LOL It could have have been summarized alot with this paragraph being the most important and just adding that it took over about 4 hours to finally hook up.

Be grateful she didn't completely ghost you and keep the deposit. You still got to fuck her and fuck what sounds like a pretty hot chic. Girls in the sex trade can be all over the fucking place regardless if they use drugs or not. Even regular civie girls can be hella flaky going on a civie date. In the end you still got what you paid for. Women take long to get ready all the damn time. It's something us men joke about and women do too. I'd personally give her another chance if she's as hot as you say she is. She was even offering a discount.

[QUOTE=Gruyere;7134564]My hobbying activity has been mostly kgirls lately because for me the convenience / reliability / value is unbeatable. But sometimes I want to mix it up and have a different type of session with a white girl or latina. Deep down I know my chances of regretting a PD or Tryst session are like 85%. Yet whatever disorder I have makes me seek it out anyway.[/QUOTE]Haha great report, a tale well told. Who is this person, your description sounds like it may be someone I also know. LOL DM me if better.

[QUOTE=Lexx1;7134649]That I think is thee longest freakin story I've read on this site of being a member here for over 12 years. LOL It could have have been summarized alot with this paragraph being the most important and just adding that it took over about 4 hours to finally hook up.

Be grateful she didn't completely ghost you and keep the deposit. You still got to fuck her and fuck what sounds like a pretty hot chic. Girls in the sex trade can be all over the fucking place regardless if they use drugs or not. Even regular civie girls can be hella flaky going on a civie date. In the end you still got what you paid for. Women take long to get ready all the damn time. It's something us men joke about and women do too. I'd personally give her another chance if she's as hot as you say she is. She was even offering a discount.[/QUOTE]I totally agree I got what I wanted, just in a fucked up Dorian Gray-esque way that I didn't expect, but should've seen coming. But I have nothing against her.

I'm uninterested in doing cookie cutter TER-style reviews. Just trying to entertain a bit and let less experienced hobbyists know about the type of situations you can unexpectedly get yourself into doing this nonsense, and the emotions you could feel while doing it. Ultimately I have fun writing about the ups and downs and don't care if anyone here reads all, some, or none of it. But I hope you enjoyed.

[QUOTE=Chupacabra;7134662]Haha great report, a tale well told. Who is this person, your description sounds like it may be someone I also know. LOL DM me if better.[/QUOTE]Thanks for reading! Sorry but I'm not going to post or DM her info for a few reasons. She deletes her profile when she's not working and it's not currently active so I don't have much to show you. She doesn't come to LA often and doesn't know when she'll be back. But most selfishly, she and I know each other's real names and obviously I gave some pretty specific details about our evening, so I'd rather keep things private.

Hey why'all, I post more in the Massage thread but had a question for you guys.

I moved to LA about two years ago, aside from a Korean agency, I haven't ventured outside the massage parlors yet. Where would you recommend looking for escort providers in LA? I look through Tryst and PD but it's hard to tell what's real, is this where you typically start? Just looking for some advice I guess.

If more comfortable DM'ing me that's cool too. Appreciate whatever insight ya got!

[QUOTE=Ireland1988;7134752]Hey why'all, I post more in the Massage thread but had a question for you guys.

I moved to LA about two years ago, aside from a Korean agency, I haven't ventured outside the massage parlors yet. Where would you recommend looking for escort providers in LA? I look through Tryst and PD but it's hard to tell what's real, is this where you typically start? Just looking for some advice I guess.

If more comfortable DM'ing me that's cool too. Appreciate whatever insight ya got![/QUOTE]I have had some success on Escort Babylon. You have to traverse through some coal to find the diamond but typically the girls are legitimate and do match their pictures. There are reviews and comments section that you can refer to so you don't go in blindly.

[QUOTE=Gruyere;7134564]My hobbying activity has been mostly kgirls lately because for me the convenience / reliability / value is unbeatable. But sometimes I want to mix it up and have a different type of session with a white girl or latina. Deep down I know my chances of regretting a PD or Tryst session are like 85%. Yet whatever disorder I have makes me seek it out anyway.

Recently I had another of these regrettable sessions. I'm here to tell you about it so that you can make fun of me and be thankful for the absence of batshit in your life.

Last week I found a gal on tryst who intrigued me. Mid-20's hot white brunette, maybe with some mild latina or asian flair. If anyone remembers my first post on this site, or cares to go back and read it, she reminded me of the Sacred Zen girl I talked about, but even hotter with a slim thick body. Naturally, I was interested in contracting her services so I reached out via text a few days prior. I wanted an outcall to a nearby hotel room that long-story-short I had gotten for free. I rarely do outcalls because there's zero chance I'm ever giving one of these chicks my address. But her post was unique in that it didn't have an hourly rate, just a flat ppm / FS / GFE rate for the evening. I thought it'd be nice to chill for a bit, have a few drinks, fuck her brains out a couple times, then never see her again. Normal, wholesome stuff.

I tried to do some digging on this gal to make sure she's legit. Weirdly I couldn't find reviews even though it looked like she's quite active in her city. She was in LA for only a week so I didn't expect to find anything here. But I did see some legit looking social media, dating back several years. My spidey sense is usually pretty good with this stuff, I've never been scammed despite sending deposits a handful of times. So I went through with her verification process (quick video call together) and sent the deposit, which was an amount I'd be okay with losing if I'm wrong.[/QUOTE]Bravo, what a great post. There's a couple users here who like to write long-form reviews and could learn a thing or two from your writing style. Great read.