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Treat yourself and get pampered at vr.
What is this place's name?
[QUOTE=Apoconoguy; 1348580]Treat yourself and get pampered at vr.
What is this place's name?[/QUOTE]Ummm, vr? I think it's also known as VR.
[QUOTE=Butter Dog;1348738]Ummm, vr? I think it's also known as VR.[/QUOTE]So the massage parlor's name is VR? Can I ask where it is?
[QUOTE=Scumbler;1347105]Jeeziz. Have you been to Detroit recently? They oughta close the whole city down and sell it for scrap.[/QUOTE]You wonder sometimes how American Pawn and Jewelry STILL continues in Detroit.
[QUOTE=Apoconoguy;1348987]So the massage parlor's name is VR? Can I ask where it is?[/QUOTE]VR is north of SW. Just around the corner from ZD. Get with the program, man!
Just complimenting you on a stellar reply to the question.
[QUOTE=Aacountyman;1349367]VR is north of SW. Just around the corner from ZD. Get with the program, man![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Apoconoguy;1348987]So the massage parlor's name is VR? Can I ask where it is?[/QUOTE]It's in Baltimore. Why do you think they're talking about it on this board?
R:R
Seriously, Read The Fucking Forum. We've taken the time
to write all this shit down for you. If you can't take 20 minutes to read just a tiny percentage of it, then you deserve not to know.
New year, same old instant gratification obsessed lazy newbies.
Bench
[QUOTE=Apoconoguy; 1348580]Treat yourself and get pampered at vr.
What is this place's name?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Apoconoguy;1348987]So the massage parlor's name is VR? Can I ask where it is?[/QUOTE]It is located at 401 E Eager St. Baltimore MD Just go through the gate and knock on the window for entry. They are very friendly, been there a number of times myself.
[QUOTE=Apoconoguy; 1348580]Treat yourself and get pampered at vr.
What is this place's name?[/QUOTE]Virtual Reality.
[QUOTE=Aacountyman;1349367]VR is north of SW. Just around the corner from ZD. Get with the program, man![/QUOTE]I thought that VR was up on Pulaski near Joppatowne. Oh wait, that's the RV place, not the VR place. Sorry, my bad! The RV place advertises happy trails, but not happy endings.
BD
[QUOTE=Anjguy39;1349519]It is located at 401 E Eager St. Baltimore MD Just go through the gate and knock on the window for entry. They are very friendly, been there a number of times myself.[/QUOTE]I heard the providers love anal there.
[QUOTE=Anjguy39;1349519]It is located at 401 E Eager St. Baltimore MD Just go through the gate and knock on the window for entry. They are very friendly, been there a number of times myself.[/QUOTE]Yea, and they really love BBFS, BBBJCIM, and BBBJCIF. But don't worry they get tested all the time so you won't get any disease, and they trust that you are clean because of the super service they provide they know their clients won't jeopardize their health.
CL
[QUOTE=Butter Dog; 1349591]I thought that VR was up on Pulaski near Joppatowne. Oh wait, that's the RV place, not the VR place. Sorry, my bad! The RV place advertises happy trails, but not happy endings.
BD[/QUOTE]When life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.
Happy New Year my Friend,
GTR
I have visited several places over the past few days and have little to report but disappointment.
1. Went to VR. Saw an older / larger Ukrainin woman, Lana or something. She was sweet, enthusiastic, but talkative almost to the point of distraction. The massage was okay, not great, but not the best either. VR is pricier than other places, we all know this going in. Went in hoping (and willing to pay) for the total package and left with a simple HE. The place is nice, but I expected more.
2. Visited Towson Spa, this is where my adventure took a real turn for the worst. Was met at the door by this scantily clad ogre. I assumed it was possibly the mama-San playing dress-up for the evening; nope, she was for me! Led me to the sauna and just stood outside, arms akimbo, while I basked in the dry heat hoping she would go retrieve a younger more attractive provider. She opened the door and barked at me to be careful getting down and called me baby behind a rictus smile of tobacco stained chompers. After leading me to the table I was still hoping against all odds this beast would hand me off the real deal. It was aweful. I imagined I was being attacked by a bear and played dead until it was over. All the while being jolted and jarred back and forth as if she was looking for the remnants of a snickers. I mouth-breathed while her calloused, grizzled hands scraped over my back and shoulders to avoid smelling her breath of pan-fried noodles and cigarettes. On the flip I politely said no thanks and just got up. What happened to the short choppy-haired cutie that used to be there?
3. Last went to JHH, better service overall, massage was actually excellent, but looks and finish were lackluster. I had Anna, I thought Bonnie was back for a while and usually the line-up is more enticing. The worst was when I left there was an older woman who asked if I enjoyed myself and on the sofa behind her was an older Asian man and a small child. It was very disturbing.
Looking for something better. Cheers!
What you mean I can't tell the left tit from the right one. I always get that messed up. Yeah for equal time.
I asked the girl to please pay attention to my left nut. But she licked the wrong one. What a terrible time this is.
Ah Today, I tried to give my disgusting cold to a nice lady at the AMP.
Dam, she almost screamed when she came, Grabbed my head, wrapped those cute little legs around me, made some amazing faces. Well, it was a great performance, or she was really cumming. I will say though she didn't want to get up. Laid under me holding me and gasping sorta, for a few minutes. Hmmm / well its nice either way.
Ah, and my cold, horrible tonight. Hope I didn't make her sick with it. Or any of you that followed me in to eat that nice pussei.
LOL,
Be safe out there,
Smiling Fox, ; }
Went there a few yrs back and it was a real mediocre to crappy time, don't recall anything more than a clothed HJ being available. But I am guessing they have had a change in management. Met "Linga" or something like that, she was early 30's very playful, perky C's. Massage was real good, told her to do it nice and firm. At the flip, she did the pointing motion at my 'boy' to ask me what I wanted. I grabbed her ass and said "this". Started with CBJ, then on to a very passionate almost love-session, she was smiling the whole time, embracing me tightly with both her legs and arms. She also let me pull her hair when doing doggie. Would definitely repeat. She says she is going back to NY in a couple weeks though. Total damage $.6.
"Stay thirsty my friends"
CL
[QUOTE=Kousei;1350824]I imagined I was being attacked by a bear and played dead until it was over. All the while being jolted and jarred back and forth as if she was looking for the remnants of a snickers[/QUOTE]Classic! Thanks for the laugh this morning!
Are there any non AMP's in the area?
[QUOTE=Terp78;1351831]Are there any non AMP's in the area?[/QUOTE]The answer to your question is yes, but because their non Asian, their just MP's. Search TBC, Total Body Concepts, or VR Vita Revive. Try some BP girls, and save a few bucks. Read back on this forum thread and decide for yourself. As with autos, you'll save money on an Asian model YMMV though.
Let us know how you make out. Peace.
GTR
For those who have seen the BP body rub postings for Charise and just want a great FBSM, she's definitely worth the visit and hosts in a private home in a safe area. Pictures are accurate, age has the usual adjustment but she is in great shape, has a few tats and Ds that I believe to be non-original equipment. She provides a very sensual experience that includes a start in sexy lingerie with near CMT level massage skills, ahd a nude body to body teasing rub before a prolonged HE. For those of you who have been around the scene a while, she used to be in Laurel just off 95/198 with a couple of other ebony therapists, and I thought she was the best one there. She gives you the full hour, doesn't upsell and there aren't any escort style services available. But, she's one of my top 10 FBSM of all time (and I'm going back 20 plus years). [url]http://baltimore.backpage.com/BodyRubs/100-specials-til-3pm-sexy-exotic-kitten-named-charise-here-jus-for-you-28/4697630[/url]
Too bad Jazmine Jade disappeared. If anyone knows what happened or where she is, PM me please.
For real old timers who remember Absolute, Micky. A thin white brunette (almost spinner) has resurfaced but doesn't post regularly (she does quirky freebie personals ads on CL that usually get flagged and hosts in a so-so Brooklyn Park area).
[QUOTE=Gintonicrocks; 1351861]The answer to your question is yes, but because their non Asian, their just MP's. Search TBC, Total Body Concepts, or VR Vita Revive. Try some BP girls, and save a few bucks. Read back on this forum thread and decide for yourself. As with autos, you'll save money on an Asian model YMMV though.
Let us know how you make out. Peace.
GTR[/QUOTE]Thanks. Wow there is only one. Anyone know of any Russian or mexican parlors?
You know, GinTonicRocks was too kind to you. All I want to say is RTFF! He went out of his way to provide you with more info then he should have in the first place, yet you ask for more. I got to believe you're an intelligent person and surely you can figure this stuff out on your own, it ain't that hard. It's the 21st century and the age of information. Get out of the break-down lane and onto the information super highway. Apparently you already have a computer. With City Paper having a website, Backpage, Craigslist, and for gods sake even Google you can find out what you want on your own. Sometimes if you can't find what you're looking for you're going to have to do what many of us have already done and that's TOFTT. You may be pleasantly, or not so pleasantly surprised, but at least you will have something to post instead of imposing questions. And to answer your question there are some great Mexican parlors in Tijuana and Juarez, and some good Russian ones in Moscow and St Petersburg (not FL). Your flight is waiting. MW.
[QUOTE=Terp78;1351990]Thanks. Wow there is only one. Anyone know of any Russian or mexican parlors?[/QUOTE]
"ask me what I wanted. I grabbed her ass and said "this" Opens many doors Thank You.
[QUOTE=CourtesanLover; 1350864]Went there a few yrs back and it was a real mediocre to crappy time, don't recall anything more than a clothed HJ being available. But I am guessing they have had a change in management. Met "Linga" or something like that, she was early 30's very playful, perky C's. Massage was real good, told her to do it nice and firm. At the flip, she did the pointing motion at my 'boy' to ask me what I wanted. I grabbed her ass and said "this". Started with CBJ, then on to a very passionate almost love-session, she was smiling the whole time, embracing me tightly with both her legs and arms. She also let me pull her hair when doing doggie. Would definitely repeat. She says she is going back to NY in a couple weeks though. Total damage $.6.
"Stay thirsty my friends"
CL[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Terp78;1351990]Thanks. Wow there is only one. Anyone know of any Russian or mexican parlors?[/QUOTE]Really? It's like you get denied for a loan for $5.00 so U-turn right the fuck around and ask for 50 grand.
GTR was too nice.
Mr. Weiner said it all.
To put a finer point on this for you just in case you're exactly as lazy as I think you are:
Stop asking questions.
Learn to read the forum.
Now log out, create a new login, and only use it to post information.
Maybe by the time you figured out the system we won't be able to figure out which idiot you used to be.
Bench
[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock; 1352476]Really? It's like you get denied for a loan for $5. 00 so U-turn right the fuck around and ask for 50 grand.
GTR was too nice.
Mr. Weiner said it all.
To put a finer point on this for you just in case you're exactly as lazy as I think you are:
Stop asking questions.
Learn to read the forum.
Now log out, create a new login, and only use it to post information.
Maybe by the time you figured out the system we won't be able to figure out which idiot you used to be.
Bench[/QUOTE]I may be new here, but Amen!
[QUOTE=Older410; 1351957]For those who have seen the BP body rub postings for Charise and just want a great FBSM, she's definitely worth the visit and hosts in a private home in a safe area. Pictures are accurate, age has the usual adjustment but she is in great shape, has a few tats and Ds that I believe to be non-original equipment. She provides a very sensual experience that includes a start in sexy lingerie with near CMT level massage skills, ahd a nude body to body teasing rub before a prolonged HE. For those of you who have been around the scene a while, she used to be in Laurel just off 95/198 with a couple of other ebony therapists, and I thought she was the best one there. She gives you the full hour, doesn't upsell and there aren't any escort style services available. But, she's one of my top 10 FBSM of all time (and I'm going back 20 plus years).
[url]http://baltimore.backpage.com/BodyRubs/100-specials-til-3pm-sexy-exotic-kitten-named-charise-here-jus-for-you-28/4697630[/url]
Too bad Jazmine Jade disappeared. If anyone knows what happened or where she is, PM me please.
For real old timers who remember Absolute, Micky. A thin white brunette (almost spinner) has resurfaced but doesn't post regularly (she does quirky freebie personals ads on CL that usually get flagged and hosts in a so-so Brooklyn Park area).[/QUOTE]Micky was the best. So was Rosemary, does anyone know where she is today?
[QUOTE=Terp78;1351990]Thanks. Wow there is only one. Anyone know of any Russian or mexican parlors?[/QUOTE]I tried, God, really I tried.
GTR
Posted review of experience as 2021. Are they still doing the tag team massage that I described. It was so bizarre the first time I am curious to go back and see what happens the next time. Hmmm
[QUOTE=Terp78;1351990]Thanks. Wow there is only one. Anyone know of any Russian or mexican parlors?[/QUOTE]Leer el puto foro! Roughly translated "Read the fucking forum". I would give you the same answer in Russian but that requires a different keyboard.
[QUOTE=Robespierre;1352891]Leer el puto foro! Roughly translated "Read the fucking forum". I would give you the same answer in Russian but that requires a different keyboard
прочитайте fucking форум
Could not get the expletive to translate, but then again, it is universal.
[QUOTE=Ginger Man; 1352943]
[QUOTE=Robespierre; 1352891]Leer el puto foro! Roughly translated "Read the fucking forum". I would give you the same answer in Russian but that requires a different keyboard.
&1087; &1088; &1086; &1095; &1080; &1090; &1072; &1081; &1090; &1077; fucking &1092; &1086; &1088; &1091; &1084;
Could not get the expletive to translate, but then again, it is universal.[/QUOTE]LMAO I think we got him covered, just hope he doesn't ask about a massage parlor with girls from Liechtenstein
I am new to Baltimore as well as being new to this forum and mongering in general. I have been reading past posts and I am planning on heading to jhh early next week.
I'd like my first AMP experience to go well. I'm still fairly young so I think I'd like a younger, pretty girl my first time out. Any suggestions. Doesn't have to be jhh.
Thanks
Turns out I found an old friend was working there, so I made arrangements to see her. It is a long haul for me, but worth it today. Easy to find, once you find it.
I had a great reunion, old friends and all that, plus a significant contribution was made to her trust fund, which always helps. VS strikes me as very, very similar to BS. They even have the same crappy tables and rolls of tissue. Soft music in the background, pretty Chinese attendents-all good. Business was brisk with the doorbell going ding dong, ding dong throughout the hour.
It seems you guys north of town really have a great selection, from the east side over to Timonium, an abundance of riches, eh?
Years and years ago, I started out on my hobbying out there, at the old Japanese Spa in Timonium. Had some great times, and was hooked forever.
[QUOTE=Robespierre; 1353001]
[QUOTE=Ginger Man; 1352943]LMAO I think we got him covered, just hope he doesn't ask about a massage parlor with girls from Liechtenstein[/QUOTE]There are MP's from Liechtenstein? I've become tired with the one's from Djibouti.
(please note: tongue firmly planted in cheek)!
[QUOTE=MillMich24; 1353511]I am new to Baltimore as well as being new to this forum and mongering in general. I have been reading past posts and I am planning on heading to jhh early next week.
I'd like my first AMP experience to go well. I'm still fairly young so I think I'd like a younger, pretty girl my first time out. Any suggestions. Doesn't have to be jhh.
Thanks[/QUOTE]Dude, you obviously have not read the forum as you say because:
A. You would have found the answer to your question.
B. You would have noticed that the last two effing pages were devoted to senior members severely abusing newbies asking questions.
[QUOTE=Ginger Man; 1353554]Turns out I found an old friend was working there, so I made arrangements to see her. It is a long haul for me, but worth it today. Easy to find, once you find it.
I had a great reunion, old friends and all that, plus a significant contribution was made to her trust fund, which always helps. VS strikes me as very, very similar to BS. They even have the same crappy tables and rolls of tissue. Soft music in the background, pretty Chinese attendents-all good. Business was brisk with the doorbell going ding dong, ding dong throughout the hour.
It seems you guys north of town really have a great selection, from the east side over to Timonium, an abundance of riches, eh?
Years and years ago, I started out on my hobbying out there, at the old Japanese Spa in Timonium. Had some great times, and was hooked forever.[/QUOTE]There's definitely some connection, they all wear the same sexy jeans shorts. More notably I have seen Cece, Yumi, Coco and Lily at both places. FYI, I just had a session with Coco today which was great and I also heard that Wendy is there now.
I am so close I can walk to 2021 but I wanted to give another chance. Hit home run with jenni just in here for one month.
Excellent massage close to outerbody experience. Including every extra feature with in the interior. She like job. Very ethnic looking cute smile that makes her appearance.
Highly recommend they are "no busy" she said.
[QUOTE=LuckyMoney; 1353748]Dude, you obviously have not read the forum as you say because:
A. You would have found the answer to your question.
B. You would have noticed that the last two effing pages were devoted to senior members severely abusing newbies asking questions.[/QUOTE]You misinterpreted what I'm trying to say, or maybe I didn't state what I wanted clearly enough. I'm a noob, but I'm not an idiot. I read the forums to learn the etiquette, the pricing and what to say / do to get what I want. I figured out where the AMPs are and what their acronyms mean. And I've read reviews from the seasoned posters over the past year or so. But I also saw that girls move between AMPs and some come in and are only there for a few weeks.
I've done my research and narrowed it down to one or two places. But I want to know if I'm making the right choices based on what senior members think.
I don't want to know where I should have gone a year ago or even a month ago from a review. What I want is to know where you all think I should go for the best experience with my first time at an AMP, say tomorrow or the next day.
Man, get a clue. You must be an engineer or scientist. Sorry if I'm offending the engineering and scientist mongers that have an ounce of common sense. You mean to tell me you've been reading this website's thread for an entire year and have yet to take the plunge? Dude you're not buying a house or a car here, it's a freakin R&T. I mean come on, am I the only one here pointing out the obvious? No offense, but you have no one else but yourself to blame for this kind of abuse. Grow a pair, man up, walk up to the door ring the bell, pay mamasan the house fee, and have no expectations. The girls know what you're there for, be a gentleman and maybe you'll get more than a HJTC. Even if that's all you get, you'll have a had a sexy young asian woman caress you and then make you happy at the end. This isn't a science experiment or an engineering project. You're putting way too much thought into what should be one of the easiest things you will ever do. Don't complicate it, just enjoy and don't forget to tip the girl in the end. MW.
[QUOTE=MillMich24; 1353857]You misinterpreted what I'm trying to say, or maybe I didn't state what I wanted clearly enough. I'm a noob, but I'm not an idiot. I read the forums to learn the etiquette, the pricing and what to say / do to get what I want. I figured out where the AMPs are and what their acronyms mean. And I've read reviews from the seasoned posters over the past year or so. But I also saw that girls move between AMPs and some come in and are only there for a few weeks.
I've done my research and narrowed it down to one or two places. But I want to know if I'm making the right choices based on what senior members think.
I don't want to know where I should have gone a year ago or even a month ago from a review. What I want is to know where you all think I should go for the best experience with my first time at an AMP, say tomorrow or the next day.[/QUOTE]