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[QUOTE=Jacktreehorn]New China: ask for Annie and tell them you saw the ad for Hour with TS for .55. Annie will give you a fantastic massage with a great HR. But I think that is all that is on the menu.[/QUOTE]You were 100% on the money about annie I am visiting from detroit and she gives a very good massage and a great HR and a 7 in my opinion but I like petite women also.
Thanks for the tip!
[QUOTE=Boss Man]You were 100% on the money about annie I am visiting from detroit and she gives a very good massage and a great HR and a 7 in my opinion but I like petite women also.
Thanks for the tip![/QUOTE]Glad to help. BTW, there is an Amy at New China too. I might have had her on my first visit, but can't be too sure cuz I wasn't clear on the name, and another monger tells me Amy doesn't have extras. Justa an FYI. Regardless, Annie is cuter, and gives a better massage than any I have had, anywhere.
Nothing groundbreaking here, but figured might as well report about my two recent visits to Chicago. Someone might benefit.
Had two visits to Irene's. I went expecting legit massages and that's what I got. Two therapists were Olga and Donna. Donna was good, but Olga was very good and also added nice touches like using a wet towel to wipe the excess oil off of me at the end. A shower would have been better, but still appreciate the thought. 65/hr. If you are looking for a legit massage, I would recommend this place.
My first visit to the school. Saw oriental Olga. Asked for 80, talked her down to 50. I probably could have gotten her lower, but she had such a glum expression on her face that I felt really bad. Massage was nothing special. Finish was okay. Lots of nice teasing to start, then went straight to the most sensitive part. Finished me in record time. I probably wouldn't repeat with Olga, but I wonder if anyone has any recommendations regarding European girls at the school? I know they have some, because the Mamasan told me they did--just not while I was there.
Saw Ivanna during one visit at Lisunia's. I have seen her many times before, but was disappointed with this visit. Rushed me through and did not (un)dress appropriately for the amount of tip I left her. At my next visit, I specifically went on a day when she wasn't working. Saw Maggie. Cute spinner with long blonde hair. Massage was worthless, but she can give Ivanna a run for the money with that body. Imagine a short, petite, pale version of Ivanna's body and you've got Maggie. Finish was good. Standard (large) tip for this place.
Was in the area on Thursday and decided to stop in before work. Was taken to the room by Lisa. Appeared to be younger than the usually fare and a little thicker but not fat. I have never seen this girl there before so I don't know if she's new or not. Saw the new signs in the room, written in Chinese and English, stating therapy only. Massage was pretty lame until she hiked up her dress and climbed on the table to sit on my backside. Then she sat between my legs and did some teasing. Upon the flip, some more teasing and she let me go to town on her nice sized nipps. Also let my fingers do a little walking. At this point the full menu was offered for 1.00 and I accepted. Afterward she finished the massage and gave me a pretty good foot rub. Then she surprised the hell out of me by offering to clip my toenails. I said sure, why not. She also used the little emery board to smooth them over. She insisted on dressing me herself, including tying my shoes and putting on my hat and sunglasses. I offered her the .1 change from the door fee, but she refused and sent me on my way with a hug and a peck on the cheek.
Are you tweeting your reports? I, for one, would like to read more than a sentence or two.
[QUOTE=F Blaster]Are you tweeting your reports? I, for one, would like to read more than a sentence or two.[/QUOTE]Most of the people on this web site work the have a 9 to 5 job sorry that I have no time to write a book.
Damnit, man! Babycash has no time for punctuation, grammar, or spelling! lol
Went to that place that's rhymes with vagina. They have two new girls. I chose Belinda. She's 5'4", short, boyish haircut, decent face, c cup chest, okay bottom. The other girl looks similar, but Belinda looks a little better.
Terrible massage, only knew "yes and no" in 'Engrish.' Try doing the standard ending, but wouldn't/couldn't (language barrier, and apparently, no common sense) negotiate. She actually stop the massage, and started to teach me some Chinese! I know, you're thinking, "that's so nice of her." I wasn't. I was pissed! I feel, she was wasting precious massage time, and I think she should be trying to learn English. Hmmm. Now thinking back to the free chinese lesson, she could have taught me how to say, " Hi, don't talk to me. Just do massage, and hand release for .4, thank you."
I played along with her 'lesson', out of courtesy, but after awhile I just started nodding my head, like " i don't know what you are saying." When it came to negotiate, she had to go get somebody else, but the person she wanted to get, wasn't around. So she comes back in, tries speaking Chinese, and then goes out again. Then, do you know who she gets?? She goes and gets papasan! All the while, she's opening and closing the door, and my junk is out for every monger to see. I grab a towel from the clock stand, and cover up, then just start putting my clothes on, figuring I just TOFTT. Papasan comes in, and I'm like " this is kinda weird, just forget about it." He's like," no, I'll get another girl, you just pay her the tip." He gets Lisa, who is notoriously expensive, and not anything to look at. I've had her before, and hoped never again. When I saw her, I was like, " oh boy," sarcastically, or as from what Belinda taught me, "天啊！"
I'm tired of writing, and still really mad over the whole experience. Long story short, I'm out .6, if you know Lisa, you know how it was. I don't think I'm going there anymore.
P.S. Papasan said next massage is on him, but when I came down to get a card or something that guarantees me the free massage. Papasan is nowhere to be found, his assistant is there. Belinda and him, must be English study partners, because both of them only know the same two words.
P.S.S. Katey is back! Aw, she was my first. I don't think she could stop that ship from sinking, though.
Decided to try Xindy on Archer near the end of August. Buzzed in and was greeted by a 30-something Chinese woman, decent body and average face. There were some other women in there that seemed really melancholy and not that attractive. Smelled a little like dogs in there but otherwise seemed pretty clean. I was the only person in the place, it was a Monday afternoon, bright sunny day just like it has been the past two weeks. Is this Chicago or Phoenix? Anyways.
First question she asked was this my first time: yes. I was asked to pay up front and since this was my first time in massage parlor period, I took only a half hour for $35. We proceeded to the massage room.
Once again it seemed to be very clean, smelled nice and was dimly lit but not dark. She cued the music and asked me to disrobe. Very fair with the time and used an egg timer to start the 30 minutes.
The massage was wonderful, very skilled hands and was totally worth it. Hands only slightly skimmed the inner thigh area but I got a good vibe and was fully aroused by the time the turn came, almost 20 minutes in.
It was a funny turn because I was completely ready to go and she did laugh. The whispered response was 'what you want'. I pointed to my mouth and made a head bobbing motion with my hand to communicate BJ. Interestingly I was told 'not yet' referring to first time customer. So I made the universal HJ symbol and was told .6. Didn't barter just said yes and she oiled up. Little bit of boob grabbing was allowed but she wouldn't move closer, said it wasn't allowed. Very, very skilled hands, didn't forget the boys and i was done in 5 or 6 minutes. Left a $20 tip to try and make a good impression.
We'll see what happens next time.
Massage rating 9/10
HJ 9/10
Attractiveness 6/10
Round ass, decent tits and a little around the waist
Recently visited Tropical as I was looking for something new. As is frequently the case when you go looking for greener pastures you rarely find them. Went by on a Friday at around 5pm and there was only 1 girl there. Her name was Anna. Chunky latina with C's but a little more girth than I like. (and I generally don't mind a little extra cushion for the pushin')
Anyway TS was okay. Into the room and get a so so 5 minute massage (had opted for 30minute massage to conserve cash). She then asks all the standard questions and we get to the negociations and as is always the case with LMP's she starts out really high. End up with Nude HR for.8 which for this girl was like Christmas coming early. Services were just okay will definitely not repeat.
However, this visit was not a total loss. This girl was very talkative and made a couple of interesting comments.
1. She mentioned that Tropical is owned by some Mexicans and they own 4 other places. Including caribbean plus 2 places on the south side she did not know which places.
2. LMP's charge the girls to work there AMP's do not. She mentioned that she worked over at Bella's for about 2 weeks and liked the fact that Sunny did not charge her to work there? This of course could be BS because why would she leave the AMP to go back to the LMP if the money was not as good. Of course once you meet this girl you'll wonder if any AMP would really recruit her.
3. The mexicans installed cameras in the waiting room for the lobby at Tropical to keep tabs on the girls. She said they never come by. Duhhhhhh but apparently that's the reason she rushed me a little.
[QUOTE=Babycash]Most of the people on this web site work the have a 9 to 5 job sorry that I have no time to write a book.[/QUOTE]
"Most of the people" who contribute do so with the intention of giving and receiving information. Therefore "Most of the people", do so by writing literate reports that others can make sense of. One of Jacksons rules is to not write in a "chat room" style. Maybe you need to take a few more minutes and read the rules, or learn to actually do grammar and spell check before sending your reports.
Since I had a lunch appt in Chinatown on Cermak & Archer, I stopped by B & B for it was across the street. I also wanted to see if they've made any upgrades since my last visit over 2 years ago. There were 2 fat old ugly ducklings working at the time. I should've walked out to Senina's or New China, but was too lazy to move after a huge meal so I decided to spend 1/2 hour nap there. Nothing to write about, just the same shitty service in a shitty environment. I settled for HR for 30, and I know I can get more, but who'd want it anyways? I wonder how they can compete with New China, or Senina, Xindy, or even Ruby Spa. This place is actually worse than Elegant. Stay Away!
Just thought i would ask... Does anyone know of anyplace in our area that does NuRu (or even settle for soapy) ?
This just looks so damn fun, i really want to try it... A friend just got back from CA and said it is in lots of higher end AMP's there...
Asked about it around here and got the Huh? look...
Hopefully this is ok to ask here. If not I apoligize in adv. Could anyone be so kind to let me know if there is any other non-paying Amp review sites that provide good reviews for the Chi. town area?? Pm would be greatly apreciated.
[QUOTE=Brandonkelly]Decided to try Xindy on Archer near the end of August. Buzzed in and was greeted by a 30-something Chinese woman, decent body and average face. There were some other women in there that seemed really melancholy and not that attractive. Smelled a little like dogs in there but otherwise seemed pretty clean. I was the only person in the place, it was a Monday afternoon, bright sunny day just like it has been the past two weeks. Is this Chicago or Phoenix? Anyways.
First question she asked was this my first time: yes. I was asked to pay up front and since this was my first time in massage parlor period, I took only a half hour for $35. We proceeded to the massage room.
Once again it seemed to be very clean, smelled nice and was dimly lit but not dark. She cued the music and asked me to disrobe. Very fair with the time and used an egg timer to start the 30 minutes.
The massage was wonderful, very skilled hands and was totally worth it. Hands only slightly skimmed the inner thigh area but I got a good vibe and was fully aroused by the time the turn came, almost 20 minutes in.
It was a funny turn because I was completely ready to go and she did laugh. The whispered response was 'what you want'. I pointed to my mouth and made a head bobbing motion with my hand to communicate BJ. Interestingly I was told 'not yet' referring to first time customer. So I made the universal HJ symbol and was told .6. Didn't barter just said yes and she oiled up. Little bit of boob grabbing was allowed but she wouldn't move closer, said it wasn't allowed. Very, very skilled hands, didn't forget the boys and i was done in 5 or 6 minutes. Left a $20 tip to try and make a good impression.
We'll see what happens next time.
Massage rating 9/10
HJ 9/10
Attractiveness 6/10
Round ass, decent tits and a little around the waist[/QUOTE]
.8 for a HJ is WAAAAAAAYYY Too Much!!! There has been a handful of reports lately that are tipping too much for standard services. Lets get back in line and quick, before we let the providers set AND expect higher tips. Anything over .4 for standard hr is too much, and to be honest, .4 is a bit high!!!
Please fellow hobbyist, stick to the pricing or the market gets out of line VERY FAST!!!!
[QUOTE=Brandonkelly]Decided to try Xindy on Archer near the end of August. Buzzed in and was greeted by a 30-something Chinese woman, decent body and average face. There were some other women in there that seemed really melancholy and not that attractive. Smelled a little like dogs in there but otherwise seemed pretty clean. I was the only person in the place, it was a Monday afternoon, bright sunny day just like it has been the past two weeks. Is this Chicago or Phoenix? Anyways.
First question she asked was this my first time: yes. I was asked to pay up front and since this was my first time in massage parlor period, I took only a half hour for $35. We proceeded to the massage room.
Once again it seemed to be very clean, smelled nice and was dimly lit but not dark. She cued the music and asked me to disrobe. Very fair with the time and used an egg timer to start the 30 minutes.
The massage was wonderful, very skilled hands and was totally worth it. Hands only slightly skimmed the inner thigh area but I got a good vibe and was fully aroused by the time the turn came, almost 20 minutes in.
It was a funny turn because I was completely ready to go and she did laugh. The whispered response was 'what you want'. I pointed to my mouth and made a head bobbing motion with my hand to communicate BJ. Interestingly I was told 'not yet' referring to first time customer. So I made the universal HJ symbol and was told .6. Didn't barter just said yes and she oiled up. Little bit of boob grabbing was allowed but she wouldn't move closer, said it wasn't allowed. Very, very skilled hands, didn't forget the boys and i was done in 5 or 6 minutes. Left a $20 tip to try and make a good impression.
We'll see what happens next time.
Massage rating 9/10
HJ 9/10
Attractiveness 6/10
Round ass, decent tits and a little around the waist[/QUOTE]Do I understand you correctly? You paid $115 (35 + 60 + 20) for a 5 minute HJ?
That story must be all over Chinatown by now. You'll be welcome everywhere you go!
Before you go out again, please read the forum.
[QUOTE=Amp Middleman]Hopefully this is ok to ask here. If not I apoligize in adv. Could anyone be so kind to let me know if there is any other non-paying Amp review sites that provide good reviews for the Chi. town area?? Pm would be greatly apreciated.[/QUOTE]That's a good question. I have another one.
I've been wondering if there is a Chinese forum out there as well. If there is, with google translate ([url]http://translate.google.com/translate_t#submit)[/url], we could easily listen in. I have no doubt they read this forum. If they have one too, we need to know.
So, here's another question to all of you: If a Chinese forum exists, how do we find it?
Any ideas?
Saw the CL ad, "**FREE SAMPLE 4-hand massage** (appartment in chicago south)" and thought I might find a diamond in th rough. Found myself in the rough....
The phony pics suckered me in, the "therapists" were nothing to look at and they and the dumpy apartment on S 80th Ct. in Hickory Hills reeked of cigarette smoke as did I afterwards. Quoted me .7 door on the phone, tried to get .75 when I arrived, didn't get the sample 4-hand, and left very oily and disappointed. They are trying to pretend they are legit but have a sign on the bedroom wall that says "Don't touch therapist" and "Must stay covered or session will end early without refund". When have you seen a sign like that in a legit place? I didn't tip, the massage sucked and no extras were offered - she told me to keep my hands away from her.
Stay away, much too nasty.
What can I say like a moth to a flame I went there after reading the mixed reviews here.
Got the blond Latina that was working the desk. I told her how much I was quoted on the phone because it was special rate and she acted super surprised. When another woman came out she tried to verify in Spanish and saw I wasn't bullshitting. 1st turn off. Like I care that much about 5 buck. But if that's the rate you told me that's what I'm going to tell you.
Anyway turns out her name is Bella. In the middle of the massage she forgot her own name and had to ask me...geeez. Crappy massage so we get down to business. Crazy quotes but we finally settled on .5 but the worst .5 I have spent. A robot might as well have done the job. She moved on me like a super fast mechanical machine. I have control but didn't hold back because I just wanted out at that point. Said come back and ask for me... I was like right!
Avoid the blond. Will hopefully try someone else the next time around.
I agree - we want to avoid inflation. Think it's time to agree on market prices and set some standards. post a response if you do not agree to the following. Once concensus is reached, Let's stick to our guns.
Hj -40
Topless/bttmless hj-60
Nude hj - 80
BbBj/cbj - 60
Topless/bttmless bbbj/cbj - 80
Nude cbj/bbbj - 100
FS - 120(<8 on regular scale) - 150 (8-10 on regular scale)
Deduct from above prices if door fee is over .6 for 1 hour including table shower
remember guys...we aren't obligated to tip shiiit...
I recently visited Senina, there was a Chicago Police car parked right outside the front door.
I saw a couple pairs of shoes at the bottom of the stairs.
I ended up with a somewhat older, chunky masseuse named "Katie."
Opted for the table shower after the massage, glad I did, lots of oil was used.
I was asked "Medium or hard massage?" I opted for hard and it was great, "Katie" really worked my muscles good.
On the flip, negotiations were made for .4 for a hj. While she was working at it, I unhooked her bra and pulled up her top. I told her she might want to take it off, but she said no. Sucked on her nipples for a bit and I told her again, she might want to take off her top. She still said no.
So when lil' Steven decided to blow, I got her top a bit wet.
She was a bit pissed, but she also laughed about it. It wasn't the first time I have gotten my masseuse wet. I actually hit the face of one once. LOL
One of you dudes was in the TS, and so she massaged me a bit more until I could get my turn to get all the oil off.
On the way to the TS, I only had a towel wrapped around my waist and there were a few ladies sitting in the chairs, so I 'accidently' dropped the towel, so they could get a view. Katie took me into the TS, shut the door and cracked up.
Overall, a fun visit at one of my standby AMPs.
Looks: 7
Massage: 8
Extras: 7
There are Chinese forums but most of the info are about CA, NY area, none about Chicago. If anyone knows any Chinese forums please let me know.
[QUOTE=Paleface]That's a good question. I have another one.
I've been wondering if there is a Chinese forum out there as well. If there is, with google translate ([url]http://translate.google.com/translate_t#submit)[/url], we could easily listen in. I have no doubt they read this forum. If they have one too, we need to know.
So, here's another question to all of you: If a Chinese forum exists, how do we find it?
Any ideas?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Babycash]2643 W Armitage Ave new Spa Latinas.[/QUOTE]Good hr price and nice selection from what the lobby and my massage. Typical LMP extra prices. Will return.
I tried Elegant for the first time. I didn't catch the girl's name, but she was fairly attractive. She was also wearing a dress, which is a nice change. Girls at Senina always seem to dress as unattractively as they can.
Anyway, the massage was ok and the teasing was nice. Everything was offered, although I only went for the HR. She actually seemed disappointed that I didn't want the full menu. Her technique was good and I could touch everything. I was offered a shower (by myself) after.
[QUOTE=Alanfrank]Good hr price and nice selection from what the lobby and my massage. Typical LMP extra prices. Will return.[/QUOTE]Can you tell us your interpretation of what Typical LMP extra prices is?
Thanks
After many reviews of this spot, I took a chance and checked out this establishment and have this to offer:
1. Music sucks, it's piped in from the lobby plus the guy at the desk might as well been in the room with as loud as he talked about his online purchase he was making. Took away from actually enjoying the massage.
2. I was not impressed with the visuals of my therapist, she had shoulder length dark hair, and what looked to be a small inner-tube inserted under her skin around her belly. She was sitting when I was introduced so I didn't catch that. Can't remember her name C***? Yet, she did have a nice set of fake b-cups. Wasn't bad looking, I guess in the dim lit room she'll pass, but won't be taking her home to meet the folks.
3. They do have a great table shower/stand-up shower and steam (not working) which I took advantage of this both before and after.
Paid $60 for the hour, which was not my preference but hh was $50 so I couldn't refuse and it included the showers. Massage was ok, not what you'll find at an AMP but wasn't awful either. On the flip negotiated from what seem to be standard high prices down to.50 for the top and a hr. Was pretty mechanical. Should have kept on moving before money exchanged hands and looked for relief elsewhere, but wanted to try something new. Will not be returning.
TMT
[QUOTE=Alanfrank]Good hr price and nice selection from what the lobby and my massage. Typical LMP extra prices. Will return.[/QUOTE]
What was the pricing....and are other options avail?
[QUOTE=Self Hi5]What was the pricing....and are other options avail?[/QUOTE]Probably could have gotten it down a bit but she has hot so $1 for fully nude hj and hands allowed to wander. Did press for other options.
[QUOTE=Jacktreehorn]Can you tell us your interpretation of what Typical LMP extra prices is?
Thanks[/QUOTE]
My interpretation, based on my own experiences plus numerous posts here would be this:
$50 for handshake
$100 for topless or bottomless handshake
$150 for nude handshake
Much too expensive IMHO. That's why I rarely partake as I've found extremely few Latinas who give and enjoyable session that's worth the dough.
Long time guys.
If you want great service from an outcall escort, I'm gonna post another report in the appropriate forum, check it out. 1.25 for an hour of mind numbing fun.
As for United, here is my report. Same as before. No FS, but DATY
I've been here so many times! United spa is a solid place for a good steam sauna combo, and even better if you need a good massage and a good finish. I went in and buzzed the bell, and was greeted by Lili, I am not sure if that how to properly pronounce the name but you; no her if her skin feels like silk and she is tiny but very curvy where it counts. Paid the door fee and went to the room where she had me undress. And she took me str8 to the table shower.
She washed EVER part of me and spent alot of time stroking mr happy, and if I could have I would have finished right there on the table. **Tip
At any massage parlor, to let your 'therapist' know what is up, raise your ass into the air so they can better access the boys, that way they get the hint.
After the shower she took me str8 to the room, and started on me from where my head was laying. I knew she had no real massage technique by the was she keep laying over me letting her boobs fall all over my face.
When I rubbed her ass and thighs, I noticed how softs, and well fleshed they were.
I wanted to get right to business, and she walked to the back of the table and began stroking ym ass and the second I raise it into the air, she grabbed a handful of man meat and started stroking. It was unbeleivable.
I turned over, and she began to oil it up and stroke it just right. I convinced her to take off her bottom and clim up, and we 69ed for a very long time, only I was DATY but she was just giving me a handy.
I BEGGED for more, but she was not going at all. Eventurlly I finished and gave her a 30 tip. I considered a 20 but I thought shee was being nice, but she frowned when I gave it to he a little bit, not that I care, I was a bit pissy that I paid 100 total for no massage and a handy.
Never pay more than 20 for a handy EVER. EVER. DATY was her pleasure not mine.
[QUOTE=Alterxxx]I agree - we want to avoid inflation. Think it's time to agree on market prices and set some standards. post a response if you do not agree to the following. Once concensus is reached, Let's stick to our guns.
Hj -40
Topless/bttmless hj-60
Nude hj - 80
BbBj/cbj - 60
Topless/bttmless bbbj/cbj - 80
Nude cbj/bbbj - 100
FS - 120(<8 on regular scale) - 150 (8-10 on regular scale)
Deduct from above prices if door fee is over .6 for 1 hour including table shower[/QUOTE]I will never pay more than.30 for a HJ, and never more than.100 for FS. EVER.
You guys are over tipping.
Even if the girl is SMOKING it isn't like you are taking her home and being her wife.
Has anyone ever been to these spas?
[url]http://www.gentlemenspages.com/magazine/spas.htm[/url]
Namely the ohare spa? and if so, what is it like.
who the hell is paying $150 for a HR with a naked attendant? Plus the door fee is $50-60 so you are looking at $210 for a naked HR. We just had a 2 week rant on the belvidere forum about tipping and they get totally naked with some good looking Latina, non, and other attendants,(never seen asians out there) but at $95 plus a good $40 tip you are looking at $65-$75 less. That more than pays for the gas to go out there , although the time is about an hour drive. There is another place down the street that is only$85 and the same situation. As long as you chumps are paying they will continue to ask for that type of money, but as this guy said a few posts back, they asked for the normally outrageous tip but he got them down to $50 for topless HR. Now that is more like it at about $110.
Stay Safe and Stay Strong, negotiate!
Went to KM for a little rub a dub dub. It is a Korean Establishment, .6 for the hour including the very good table shower. Got the walk on back deep massage and then full on front massage. Tipped.4 and my hands were allowed to roam. All in All a safe choice that always produces exactly what is expected.
Gf
Ederwiggen,
Most of those in the upper part of that ad are jackshacks. Including the O'Hare one you mentioned. Just google the phone numbers, you'll see who they are. Now the one at Rand & Central has my curiosity. TS and cash only, with a 773 number in Mt Prospect?
[QUOTE=Enderwiggen]Has anyone ever been to these spas?
[url]http://www.gentlemenspages.com/magazine/spas.htm[/url]
Namely the ohare spa? and if so, what is it like.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Waverid]I tried Elegant for the first time. I didn't catch the girl's name, but she was fairly attractive. She was also wearing a dress, which is a nice change. Girls at Senina always seem to dress as unattractively as they can.
Anyway, the massage was ok and the teasing was nice. Everything was offered, although I only went for the HR. She actually seemed disappointed that I didn't want the full menu. Her technique was good and I could touch everything. I was offered a shower (by myself) after.[/QUOTE]
I wasn't as happy. I tried Elegant for the first time myself the other day. I read a few older posts advising that there were mostly older providers here - and I prefer young, although I've read a few of these more recent positive comments. And although I saw one younger one, a 45-ish one took me back after paying her .50 at the door for one hour. First, let me say that the place stunk! I hope it was a sewage problem, but honestly it smelled like someone just took a dump. That killed it for me from the start.
Anyways, her name was Amy and she was average looking, with an average body, but the dress was nice. As I tried not to breath in the sewage stink from my nose, she gave me a decent massage. On the flip, she immediately starting playing with the boys. She actually offered FS for $ (I'm not really into the FS - especially with someone older like her), but I landed at .40 for a HJ. She immediately took her top down and allowed my hands to roam. Upon release though she squeezed the HELL out of my twins. that killed the moment even further immediately and actually killed the climax. Then she kept going at that moment when you actually want them to stop.
I opt'd out for the stand-up shower - and just wanted to get out of there. She was very sweet, but I wasn't satisfied. She actually shorted me for the full hour, but again, I just wanted to leave.
Almost forgot, as I was dressing, some regular came in and I guess this must have been his regular room because he just walked in the front door and walked right back into my room! I was like, WTF!? Amy quickly grabbed him and put him in another room, but damn!
I've had worse, but I won't return here. Should have stopped at Senina since I had to walk past there to get to Elegant anyway. Oh well..
Based on some positive reports, thought I'd try something new today, and went to Harvest. I didn't care for the high-profile walk in - lots of traffic, lots of people walking - easy to get noticed.
Got Monica, who is definitely in her 40s and on the wrong side of middle age, IMHO. She is very friendly, however. Very fast but thorough TS, very fast oil massage, very fast back walk, and very fast tug (blouse up, without asking). I thought the oil might suffer thermal breakdown! Perhaps she should start using Valvoline. But I digress.
After forcing me into a half-assed finish (the product of pulling way too hard and way too fast), she cleans up and gives me about another 10-15 minutes of really mediocre massage, rubbing randomly about. She leaves twice, once to answer the phone, and once to talk to a woman who comes and asks for a massage! That's a first for me. I think the woman wanted a couples massage, the logistics of which I do not really understand.
She says finished. I look up, and lo and behold, something like 40 minutes have passed since I walked in (not since the TS). I point it out, and she tells me that an hour is 50 minutes. Really??
I am expressing a lot of irritation with my face. She quickly agrees to give additional massage. I request further back walking (for me, the back walk is pretty much as important as the HR - with respect to either, I really do need it, and I hate it when they screw it up). She has no idea how to do it, by the way, and I'm not sure it's safe at her age to be playing around on the monkey bars.
She quits that after about 5 minutes, and returns to the pointless light rubbing. I'm not feeling particularly relaxed, but at this point, I'm not getting the $20 difference between half-hour and hour back either. She anxiously asks me if I'm all right several times, clearly hoping to salvage the session. When she quits, I look up - we are now at T+ 55 minutes since I walked in! I'm just surprised, especially since I complained.
So, I gave her $20 as a tip. The lowest I've ever left where a HR was obtained. But she smiled and accepted gracefully. At least she kept her game face on, which is worth something - her attitude is not bad. On the way out, a girl and guy are hanging out in front, and the chick asks me how it was! Also a first. I told her to watch the clock and to skip the happy ending. Ok, that last part isn't true.
To sum up: $85 got me: poor massage, a super-fast HR, and more creative time-keeping than a big firm lawyer. Cheerful provider, but I need more than that. There are too many options to try this one again. I will return to my ATF to wash the memory of this experience away.
I'll be in Chicago tomorrow for several days, in and out of the city and staying in Oak Brook. Saw a lot of adds for $160 Asian gals all near O'hare. Would appreciate nowing more details like names and if there is FS and if it's worth it. PM me if appropriate with details.
Thanks, Daz
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happy hunting, Daz