Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=MassageMonger]I don't think that he is talking about the same Diane. There was a Diana working there in the last year or so. The Diane that you are thinking about worked there about 4 years ago.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, the Diana I was referring to was there within the past year....I was a regular there from Oct '09 to Mar '10....then I stopped going because of a conflict of schedule and they closed so early...9 pm or so. Tried to go there the last two months and the phone just kept ringing, so I never made the drive to check it out....figured it might be closed....and sure enough, it is. Dammit.

I don't know what it is about K-girls....they are really spectacular and know how to treat a guy. Oh well, the search goes on.

RR702

Located in Kearny Mesa at the intersection of Balboa & Mercury. Was there a couple of weeks ago. Was hoping to get a decent massage w/ options. Had some lower back tension as a result of the long plane ride to and fro.

Was greeted by the attendant. 1/2 hour massage was $.60, 1 hour was $. Given my condition, I opted for the hour. Was then guided to one of the back rooms where I was met a few minutes later by "Angie". She was an attractive woman in her early to mid-40's I'm guessing. Nice rack. Asked if I wanted the complimentary full-body table shower, which was included. Never tried that before so I accepted. It was pretty nice. Although, I was initially shocked from getting a large amount of slightly hotter-than-expected water dumped on me. I got past it real quick though and actually found it soothing. During the front soap & rinse, she teased Willy Wonka a bit and asked if it was "ok".

When we got back to the room, she started her massage routine. It was decent but, was hoping it would be stronger and longer because about 20 minutes into it, came the flip. Way too soon seeing that I paid for an hour. In any case, at this point, she had completed her screening.

Basically, HJ .60, CBJ $.20, and FS $.60. We settled on FS $.40. Bad choice. I should've chin checked Mr. Wonka for making that decision for me. Started w/ mission, she had an O, and then finished w/ a nice HJ.

Review:

Shorted on massage time w/ a total damage of $$.40. I've had way better for 1/2 that. Should've opted for 1/2 hour massage w/ HJ HE. Even then, personally, I thought the experience as a whole was worth no more than $. I may repeat w/ a different girl but, will definitely stay on the lower side of the menu.

Wow with just a couple of exceptions, it seems the AMP scene is dying throughout SD county, not just in the north coastal areas.

It seems in north SD, city officials pretty much killed the AMPs and down in central SD, the AMPs basically priced themselves out of the market.

Damn shame.... The SD AMP scene is definitely in the dark ages right now.

I guess the upside is that right now it's a buyer's market with Escorts. Or at the very least their rates reflect the state of the economy.

[QUOTE=John G Smith]Wow with just a couple of exceptions, it seems the AMP scene is dying throughout SD county, not just in the north coastal areas.

It seems in north SD, city officials pretty much killed the AMPs and down in central SD, the AMPs basically priced themselves out of the market.

Damn shame.... The SD AMP scene is definitely in the dark ages right now.

I guess the upside is that right now it's a buyer's market with Escorts. Or at the very least their rates reflect the state of the economy.[/QUOTE]

For the most part I agree. However, there are still many independent /non-pro's that can be found!

Does anyone have anything to report about Shangrila Accupressure, next to Cheetah's? I happened to look into the front door today and I see that their half-hour massage is priced at a not-too-legit $60.

[QUOTE=Senchi]Does anyone have anything to report about Shangrila Accupressure, next to Cheetah's? I happened to look into the front door today and I see that their half-hour massage is priced at a not-too-legit $60.[/QUOTE]

If you like old, and I mean old (50++), this is the place for you. You might be able to get HE but might not want it there.

[QUOTE=Senior Leche]If you like old, and I mean old (50++), this is the place for you. You might be able to get HE but might not want it there.[/QUOTE]Wow. That's a bummer. I can usually tell whether a place is going to be worthwhile or not by the posted prices.

Thanks for the heads-up!

[QUOTE=Senchi]Wow. That's a bummer. I can usually tell whether a place is going to be worthwhile or not by the posted prices.

Thanks for the heads-up![/QUOTE]


Maybe things have changed, its been a few months since I went there (for the obvious reason). One of the old K-broads I saw in the hall as I was leaving looked like she actually had a pretty good body and might be over 50 yet, just close. Just turn the lights way down low!

[QUOTE=Waylay]It's on Friar's in the same complex as rubios, petco, etc.

This is their CL ad:

[url]http://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/thp/1777427939.html[/url]

I've been there 3 times, 3 different women. Strictly legit.[/QUOTE]Went there looking for legit to treat some soreness. Got "Coco", older Chinese with nice legs. Was relaxing into the therapy when about 1/2 way through she hit the glutes, put the drape on the back of my knees, and got in there *deep* with the light touch all the way from tailbone to perineum, without losing contact. Felt incredible, got rock hard and couldn't stifle a moan. She kept going, majorly teasing, and did the other glute the same way so I lifted up my ass a little. Naturally on the flip I was showing, but she played it cool and did my scalp, face, and neck. Then she did my pecs and abs, and seemed cool with some thigh rubbing on those nice legs, so I thought it was go-time, and "somehow" the drape "fell" off of my flagpole enough to show the tip. She re-covered it!

So I'm like, ok, guess I was imagining things. Then imagine my surprise when she hits my quads and inner thighs, and brushes the side of my scrotum with the side of her hand, about forty times. It was enough to have made me go into the drape if I hadn't held back. I'm moaning and writhing, and she goes ahead and does the other side the same exact teasing way. By this time I'm wondering about the clock as time is almost up. So is she, apparently, because a little bit later she wipes me down, hitting my junk a few times in the process with the towel, says "finish" and jams, no chance for an upgrade.

Banter the whole time was sparse but very polite both ways. I'm clean and decent-looking. What did I do wrong? She sent me home after a decent ther. Mass. With a horrible case of BB's.

Dmg = $40 + a very reluctant and confused.

[QUOTE=Ocelotseven]Went there looking for legit to treat some soreness. Got "Coco", older Chinese with nice legs. Was relaxing into the therapy when about 1/2 way through she hit the glutes, put the drape on the back of my knees, and got in there *deep* with the light touch all the way from tailbone to perineum, without losing contact. Felt incredible, got rock hard and couldn't stifle a moan. She kept going, majorly teasing, and did the other glute the same way so I lifted up my ass a little. Naturally on the flip I was showing, but she played it cool and did my scalp, face, and neck. Then she did my pecs and abs, and seemed cool with some thigh rubbing on those nice legs, so I thought it was go-time, and "somehow" the drape "fell" off of my flagpole enough to show the tip. She re-covered it!

So I'm like, ok, guess I was imagining things. Then imagine my surprise when she hits my quads and inner thighs, and brushes the side of my scrotum with the side of her hand, about forty times. It was enough to have made me go into the drape if I hadn't held back. I'm moaning and writhing, and she goes ahead and does the other side the same exact teasing way. By this time I'm wondering about the clock as time is almost up. So is she, apparently, because a little bit later she wipes me down, hitting my junk a few times in the process with the towel, says "finish" and jams, no chance for an upgrade.

Banter the whole time was sparse but very polite both ways. I'm clean and decent-looking. What did I do wrong? She sent me home after a decent ther. Mass. With a horrible case of BB's.

Dmg = $40 + a very reluctant and confused.[/QUOTE]

Was this your first time there? This has happened to me a few times in other places too. Very frustrating. Sometimes you need to go a few times so they recognize your face.

As a rule I find that most Chinese places are legit. Try a place with Korean or Mexican's instead.

Ocelot what you did wrong was, basically that is a legit place. That does not mean that you will never get any service there, but what is it worth to you to find out?

[QUOTE=Joe Coodidge]Was this your first time there? This has happened to me a few times in other places too. Very frustrating. Sometimes you need to go a few times so they recognize your face.

As a rule I find that most Chinese places are legit. Try a place with Korean or Mexican's instead.[/QUOTE]

As an out of towner, I'm not that familiar with SD's AMP scene. Are there places where there are Mexican providers in town? Obviously, going into TJ would get me a Mexican MP (MMP?) experience, something I've partaken of in the past, but is there an MMP presence in SD county? If so, where?

[QUOTE=Desertratco]As an out of towner, I'm not that familiar with SD's AMP scene. Are there places where there are Mexican providers in town? Obviously, going into TJ would get me a Mexican MP (MMP?) experience, something I've partaken of in the past, but is there an MMP presence in SD county? If so, where?[/QUOTE]

I've found Mexican providers in the Escondido area. PM me for details.

Hey has anyone TOFTT at Cajon Spa. Trying to find out if it's legit or not. One hour body massage for .35 listed in the Reader along with other reliable AMP options. The price is surely right if Cajon Spa delivers on the service.

[QUOTE=Kelvinb]Hey has anyone TOFTT at Cajon Spa. Trying to find out if it's legit or not. One hour body massage for. 35 listed in the Reader along with other reliable AMP options. The price is surely right if Cajon Spa delivers on the service.[/QUOTE]Is there an online ad? Yeah I know I'm stupid.