Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=Tobydude1000]Bed dances are $25.00 per song. Usually no extras. But every once in awhile I'll get away with sneaking a finger in the puss. They have cameras in there so the girls are usually careful. But the grinding is enough for me to get off at at times.

I ran into a beautiful girl named Alle. Several months ago. She was absolute magazine quality. Very big naturals, blonde hair, the once in a lifetime sorta girl for me.

I paid for two songs and she got me off with her foot. Yep. Her foot, and I don't have a fetish for that, but she was just so beautiful she could have done just about anything and I might have enjoyed it just as much.

The beauty to price ratio is the highest of any club I've visited.

Has anyone seen Jada at MK's lately?[/QUOTE]I saw their website and it looks pretty great.

I will have to check that place out!

Eastside contribution!

This site is great; it's like an underground club. Just finished looking at old posts and did not realize what I've been missing! I've enjoyed the insider's tips and play action but now it's my turn. I think it's selfish of me not contribute to the eastside handbook. Unfortunately my review may be lacking names and details but I promise in future posts I'll have some insider details.

I decided to start with my favorite club. If anybody has questions on where the hottest girls are? Its Hollywood hands down. The dances are worth the money and the girl to guy ratio is 2-1. My only criticism is its remote location but security in the club is top notch. As for extras I'm almost positive it's possible if you spend enough time with the girls and lay some ground work. You definitely can't do this place on the cheap! These girls are not easily bought. They know their hot but don't treat you like an ATM unlike PT's. I usually pick one spot and stay; you will find your money goes farther. There is so many clubs to pick from in IL but in my opinion "one club one night"! I've only had a few bed dances but each time I've had to stop the girls from getting me naked.

I know you guys are probably laughing and calling me a f-g but I'm more of a watcher/talker. Don't get me wrong I would definitely hook up with most of these girls just not in the club. I've never tried perusing any of them for a business transaction. I figured it's not wroth the drama of arranging a date and tracking down which girls are cool. Despite my experience, I think it's possible to arrange something after hours but I don't know with whom. I suspect if you manage a meet and greet after hours it would be very expensive. Personally I think they are worth the investment. Judging on the quality of the girls I assume they have a very select clientele.

I recommend anybody who comes to the eastside for a vacation to stop there but I would go there last. If you start there first everything else seems second rate.

Don't get me wrong each clubs in IL has their own perks and cool girls but Hollywood brings it all together.

My next post I will have some more exact details and names I promise. I did not realize there was an audience for my strip club escapades and stripper gossip.

Take care brothers!

Went to C Moes last week after first trying out MK's, then Hollywood. This was Saturday, and swingin dick to chick ratio too high at each for me.

I sat with Donna at C Moes who said she had been there about a month. Short blond hair, small rack and a little chubby to be classified as spinner but small and very sweet.

Had a good time and will repeat.

[QUOTE=Stl Guy]Eastside contribution!

This site is great; it's like an underground club. Just finished looking at old posts and did not realize what I've been missing! I've enjoyed the insider's tips and play action but now it's my turn. I think it's selfish of me not contribute to the eastside handbook. Unfortunately my review may be lacking names and details but I promise in future posts I'll have some insider details.

I decided to start with my favorite club. If anybody has questions on where the hottest girls are? Its Hollywood hands down. The dances are worth the money and the girl to guy ratio is 2-1. My only criticism is its remote location but security in the club is top notch. As for extras I'm almost positive it's possible if you spend enough time with the girls and lay some ground work. You definitely can't do this place on the cheap! These girls are not easily bought. They know their hot but don't treat you like an ATM unlike PT's. I usually pick one spot and stay; you will find your money goes farther. There is so many clubs to pick from in IL but in my opinion "one club one night"! I've only had a few bed dances but each time I've had to stop the girls from getting me naked.

I know you guys are probably laughing and calling me a f-g but I'm more of a watcher/talker. Don't get me wrong I would definitely hook up with most of these girls just not in the club. I've never tried perusing any of them for a business transaction. I figured it's not wroth the drama of arranging a date and tracking down which girls are cool. Despite my experience, I think it's possible to arrange something after hours but I don't know with whom. I suspect if you manage a meet and greet after hours it would be very expensive. Personally I think they are worth the investment. Judging on the quality of the girls I assume they have a very select clientele.

I recommend anybody who comes to the eastside for a vacation to stop there but I would go there last. If you start there first everything else seems second rate.

Don't get me wrong each clubs in IL has their own perks and cool girls but Hollywood brings it all together.

My next post I will have some more exact details and names I promise. I did not realize there was an audience for my strip club escapades and stripper gossip.

Take care brothers![/QUOTE]Yes, Hollywood has perhaps the hottest looking selection of chics in the STL metro. It's one of the best places to go if you aren't looking for extras and have a couple hundred bucks to blow. If you are from out of town and are used to normal strip joints that don't allow any touching, you'll be blown away by the house rules, as touching breasts and grabbing asses is the norm. But I'm looking for extras, and Hollywood is just too spotty. I've probably had more than 50 regular lap dances there, and I got HR one time. I've paid the extra bucks for the VIP treatment twice, once was a great time, the other a total rip off. So even if you do pay the big bucks, it's a not lock for extras there.

[QUOTE=Gt Rider]Yes, Hollywood has perhaps the hottest looking selection of chics in the STL metro. It's one of the best places to go if you aren't looking for extras and have a couple hundred bucks to blow. If you are from out of town and are used to normal strip joints that don't allow any touching, you'll be blown away by the house rules, as touching breasts and grabbing asses is the norm. But I'm looking for extras, and Hollywood is just too spotty. I've probably had more than 50 regular lap dances there, and I got HR one time. I've paid the extra bucks for the VIP treatment twice, once was a great time, the other a total rip off. So even if you do pay the big bucks, it's a not lock for extras there.[/QUOTE]I agree with the above. I used to go there quite a bit and got to be "friends" with a few dancers.

HJ and once had a BJ but she was let go soon after. I know why now because there are cameras back there...bummer. (I had my fingers in one and manager came back within seconds to chew me out...I almost went postal on him.)

I never did the vip because the girls I knew warned me off as being mostly rip off. I hear YMMV.

I opted mostly for the last couple of years for Miss Kitty's. Better vibe and consistency.

Later,

Southern One

[QUOTE=SouthernOne]I agree with the above. I used to go there quite a bit and got to be "friends" with a few dancers.

HJ and once had a BJ but she was let go soon after. I know why now because there are cameras back there...bummer. (I had my fingers in one and manager came back within seconds to chew me out...I almost went postal on him.)

I never did the vip because the girls I knew warned me off as being mostly rip off. I hear YMMV.

I opted mostly for the last couple of years for Miss Kitty's. Better vibe and consistency.

Later,

Southern One[/QUOTE]

I just wish that MK's had a better private area set up. I just don't like that it's so open and right next to the bar.

I have had some luck at Hollywood. But it is a costly and slow porcess. I have had to chat the gals, buy them a drink and then be cool for the first song. The most I have ever had is a HJ. Some have let me play with their pussies and tits. Anything more- have to go elsewhere.

I have been there in and out the last two weekends and have not see her. Can anyone provide some 411? I was wondering if she was okay.

Made the run last night. Quick social commentary of what I saw:

Dollies: Nothing too exciting to report. I saw the Deaf girl that was reported earlier. What I thought was interesting was one of the AA girls spoke to the deaf girl in ASL and seemed very fluent (the AA girl).

C Mowes: Just overall depressing. I have read about this place in the past and seems like it was like a lot of fun at one time.

Cheeks: Every time I pop in there, there is no girl dancing. What is the deal with that place?

Wise Guys: Nothing really happening there.

Miss Kitty's - Had a couple of beers there. Saw the shift change. Spoke to Samantha and a young 20 year old stripper. Did not partake in anything.

Club 64: Very disappointing. $10 cover. There were two women with BFs or SOs/one exposed her rather large tits which was very nice. I was there last Saturday and wanted to the sexy the Italian Bar tender/former stripper. She is my dream girl.

Blondies: Just two girls working. I have not seen Alabama in a couple of weeks and was wondering if she moved on or if she is okay.

I just happend through highway 111 to I64, came accrost Miss Kittys, Had a few extra minutes, had good service at the stage, not expecting to have hands and lips on the intertanment upFront, waww, Some of the tallent seamed to have a dependency. No name.but A size headlights, long brunet hair, went to the not so privet VIP for 26. got her to cum DATY in three songs, she forgot all about time abd $s, she was high on soming.

Will return when I'm in the area.

Are all the clubs like this on HW 111?

Where could I find mo local talent?

Thanks Coeltrain

Went to the Hollywood fri. Night just to check out the scenery. I never really expect anything to come about, since I've frequent this establishment many times with no luck. So I walk in and do the usually routine get the outrageously expensive water and babysit that all night long. Overall the selection was great as usual, but I paid particular attention to Ava (Huge KNOCKERS and natural), Chasity-very cute but very, very, very money hungry. She actually snatched a guys wad of ones out of his hand at the stage. But what can you do huh? Finally, I met up with a plain average girl next door named Amber. She doesn't have any assets out of this world, honestly I probably wouldn't even notice her on the street, but she was actually able to hold a convo. Anyways the purpose of this report was to see if any of you guys have been experiencing more mileage at Hollywood lately? It seems like the last few times I've been able to go a lot further and come up with digits. I'm not sure if its because I've been going a little more frequently or if they are just being more lenient due to the recession?

Had a few minutes yesterday to go to MK's for recon. At the door I am frisked by a new to me brunette.

Sat with her and she calls herself bambi from WG's and Dollies. Her breath was off but tolerable so when I followed her to stage she turns her cooter to me and i get an ass smell.

All I need S.O. is out! Left my drink and I am gone.

BTW, its dead there...very few girls.

[QUOTE=SouthernOne] ...so when I followed her to stage she turns her cooter to me and i get an ass smell.
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You would think baby wipes and baby powder would be standard issue at any strip club, wouldn't you?

[QUOTE=Teddyb699]You would think baby wipes and baby powder would be standard issue at any strip club, wouldn't you?[/QUOTE]Or at least wiping ones ass after taking a shit.

[QUOTE=Teddyb699]You would think baby wipes and baby powder would be standard issue at any strip club, wouldn't you?[/QUOTE]Yes you would think so.

My stomach is upset from just thinking about it.

Another detail. She gets on stage and lifts her leg up while on her side and does a wave over her ass and says "whew it stinks up here."

Im thinkin she is of course referring to the other dancer or whatever.

I think she sharted. Lysol woman!