Massage Parlor Reports

+1 Gnomes assessment. I can't believe that her bottom price fo HE was 80 though.

I have been there before. Not wanting HE service and being pressured for tip. Hate that.

Smokey you have the worst luck at that place and I have the best :) At least nobody got punched out this time, lol.

So I when there for a foot massage and an Asian lady skinny around 40 years old open the door she was kind of ugly but she had nice attitude. I pay for 30 mins. It was a good massage must add.

Then she pointed at my Nixon and ask me if I want more,

She start the HJ and when it was time for me to explode I cum quite heavy like around 10 thick ropes, Peter norton would have been proud, I hit the lady with a cum shot right in The eye and another one in the ear and another one in the forehead she look like rumbo trying not to get hit by bullets, it look like she was holding a hose and didn't know how to close it, after all was done she look like she had just finish a bukkake scene. She stand up and when to the restroom when she came back with a red eye, she say you cum too much like pee pee

The damage was $80 for everything.

[QUOTE=Smokey1981]Then she pointed at my Nixon and ask me if I want more[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Smokey1981]I grabbed that ass hawk style[/QUOTE]

You have a way with words my friend.

Yep Smokey, keep those reports coming.. Good entertaining stuff!

Oh yeah it's Peter North (but we knew who ya meant)

[QUOTE=Deori]Any updates on Spa of Green Valley as an LMP? Sounds like a nice prospect, but I TOFTT while they were still having a multitude of girls. I may do so again, but I wouldn't mind letting someone else. Place can be expensive.[/QUOTE]
I TOFTT and went last weekend and it was terrible. It's a story for the ages but I'm never going back to this place and I strongly advise my fellow mongers to avoid like the plague. I got "Alexa", paid for a 1/2 hour, but the moment we were in the room she basically wanted me to pay for FS and get the hell out. She even stripped down and a had a condom ready the moment we got into the room, before I even got on the table. Let's not even talk about no TS, she didn't even want to give a massage! I insisted on the massage and she started a halfhearted effort with no oil. When I asked for oil, she refused and pointed out there was not even oil in the room because management doesn't want them to use it! Worst of all, she had the phone with her and every time it rang she would interrupt to answer it. At this point I should have just cut my losses but little head was talking so I figured, what the hell, screw the massage, I'll get off and get out of here.

So I negotiated FS down to $ (she wanted $$, as per usual), but of course, it was as bad as the massage. She kept putting her fingers to prevent me from doing anything more than light penetration, literally, we're talking like the tip. And of course, when the phone rang, she stopped me to go answer it. With all this crap I could barely stay hard much less get off. After the second time she interrupted to get the phone, she told me to lie down, and she started giving me a HJ with the condom on, I assumed at the time to get me hard. But she keeps at it, and I'm like, wtf are you doing? And she complains that I'm taking too long so she's just going to finish me off with an HJ. With a condom! This girl may make us add a new abbreviation to the board acronyms list, a CHJ - that's right, a fucking COVERED HAND JOB.

At this point I'd had it, so I just got up and had some words with the girl and left. Of course they wouldn't give me my money back. Some other chubby Latina who saw me arguing in the hall said I should come back tomorrow and she would "work something out" with the manager. For what, another no-massage, not-really-FS experience, after I already got ripped off once? The way they act, they're going to get busted soon anyway, 'cause they don't even make a pretense of offering a massage anymore. It's a shame, because Spa of GV used to be the most reliable spot if you were willing to put down the $$.

Ouch Vegas! I'm sorry you had such a bad experience man! We all pay the piper every now and then in this hobby, but that always sucks. I, and the silent masses on here, appreciate your sacrifice in TOFTT. And you're right, most of these places don't put up too much pretense of being legit and I know the cops know what goes on in there, but being that forward about it is likely to get them in trouble. We salute you, fellow hobbyist!

Ok, so I've been to QV a couple times now and really like the fact that they seem to always have pretty girls (20's. 30's), and they provide great service.

So. What are the other places in town that have the same consistency?

[QUOTE=Smokey1981] I grabbed that ass hawk style.[/QUOTE]This report had me literally laughing out loud, especially this particular phrase. In fact, yesterday, I was in the middle of a very nice session with a smokin' hot Colombian/Hawaiian girl with a perfect ass, and I kept thinking how I was gripping her ass "hawk style."

Good stuff, Smokey.

I wasn't too impressed initially, but I've had pretty good luck at Rio in terms of both younger, better looking girls and good service. It's close by QV. Only got a fugly older chick one time and it was a holiday when most places were closed.

Sunbright usually has younger, good looking girls there, but the service usually sucks these days and they want too much $ for extras IMO. The last two times I've gone to Sunbright, I ended up getting up and walking with nothing. That's the only MP I've ever walked out on mid session and I've been to quite a few. I only went back after walking the first time because I'd had good service there before. They've just gotten some prissy girls who want way too much money lately.

[QUOTE=J Rotten]Ok, so I've been to QV a couple times now and really like the fact that they seem to always have pretty girls (20's. 30's), and they provide great service.

So. What are the other places in town that have the same consistency?[/QUOTE]

Smokey, if you went into QV being realistic, she would have finished you off for $40. Of course she would have negotiated / complained some, but you wouldn't have left the way you did.

. 2 for a HJ? In this economy why not? Times are tough for everyone and I think if you make the product affordable, more people will be willing to buy it. But all the girls want to get the biggest bang for the least amount of work. Which I understand, but really, something is better than nothing. If an AMP ran a 1. 5 FS special that included door fee, they wouldn't have enough girls to keep the customers satisfied. I bet Linda at QV was one if the busiest girls there. Good service and a decent price. I'm guessing it paid for her vacation that she's now enjoying. I can't wait until she gets back! LOL Just my opinion though.

[QUOTE=Rustys]Smokey, if you went into QV being realistic, she would have finished you off for $40. Of course she would have negotiated / complained some, but you wouldn't have left the way you did.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Lv Panther]. 2 for a HJ? In this economy why not? Times are tough for everyone and I think if you make the product affordable, more people will be willing to buy it. But all the girls want to get the biggest bang for the least amount of work. Which I understand, but really, something is better than nothing. If an AMP ran a 1. 5 FS special that included door fee, they wouldn't have enough girls to keep the customers satisfied.[/QUOTE]

Is there anywhere in the country where 20 is going to get you a HJ except from a SW? If you go see the same girl enough times that you are a regular she will treat you well every time and for the typical tip. Its the same as any business where regulars are going to get better treatment. There are plenty of girls in Vegas where you can get 150 FS if you are a regular.

150 for FS is standard all over LA with smoking hot 20 something Asian girls and those places don't have customers lining up out the door. They are slow as well and many girls are leaving to go back home. They are going to have the same customers who will tip the same amount until the jobs come back.

[QUOTE=Straw]Is there anywhere in the country where 20 is going to get you a HJ except from a SW? If you go see the same girl enough times that you are a regular she will treat you well every time and for the typical tip. Its the same as any business where regulars are going to get better treatment. There are plenty of girls in Vegas where you can get 150 FS if you are a regular.

150 for FS is standard all over LA with smoking hot 20 something Asian girls and those places don't have customers lining up out the door. They are slow as well and many girls are leaving to go back home. They are going to have the same customers who will tip the same amount until the jobs come back.[/QUOTE]I would love know where/who found a place in town that they've become a regular and have gotten a HE for .2. You would think with the economy the way it is that places around here would be cheaper but its looking like the girls are trying to get as much money as they can out of customers for the least amount of effort.

I agree, I can get FS for 150 here all day long. What Lv Panther was saying was 150 INCLUDING the door fee. Door fees here typically being 60-70 for an hour, would bring the actual cost of FS down to 80-90 bucks. That I cannot get, even with all my charm and boyish good looks! :)

[QUOTE=Straw]Is there anywhere in the country where 20 is going to get you a HJ except from a SW? If you go see the same girl enough times that you are a regular she will treat you well every time and for the typical tip. Its the same as any business where regulars are going to get better treatment. There are plenty of girls in Vegas where you can get 150 FS if you are a regular.

150 for FS is standard all over LA with smoking hot 20 something Asian girls and those places don't have customers lining up out the door. They are slow as well and many girls are leaving to go back home. They are going to have the same customers who will tip the same amount until the jobs come back.[/QUOTE]