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By the way: There's no male officer Robertson whose made any arrest in more than a few years.[/QUOTE]
Looks like Terra was just trying to be satirical by adding on to stiffwood's post.
Anyway, looks like B/CB is coming back around. That's good news. I'm a bit envious because four rounds in CB sounds like a good time right about now.
As most of you know, I have found the eastside to be rather dead in the last year or so. I did manage to pick up the pregnant SW I had asked about. That was a first for me. She was really ready to pop too. But the experience was nothing special. Saw her workng the streets after she popped, but not cute enough to do absent the fetish.
Dr. Monger
Scouting has produced a lot more suspects on the east side. I actually saw a SW being trailed by her bf/pimp on a bicycle. After a while she was on a corner alone. I stopped. She hesitated and I waived her over. She gotin and was a little nervous. Cute face, and apparently a decent rack. Went to the secret location. Nice body, breasts smaller than I first thought. No obvious track marks. An 8 on the SW scale, 7 on the civilian scale. Claimed to have a working number. She was cute, so I took it. Said if it does not work, keep trying as she has a pre-paid and gets minutes on a regular basis.
Dr. Monger
I am from out of town here again on business so my directions will reflect that I am not familiar with the area. I made a right from a main road on to 6th street. Went about two blocks then a right on Pontiac. Some very respectable talent available right at dusk. I had just started shopping so I pressed on, in hindsight the talent on Pontiac at dusk was damn descent. I did pick up an Oasis Dancer by the Burger King 2. 5 jacksons however I really like the gloved medical exam which was provided. Her name escapes me, both were recently pierced up top and she said they were sore. She was ok looking with frizzy hair, the hair was not my type. Her personality was super sweet. We went to the notel just west of where I picked her up. The room was a wacko 30 bucks and then some. Pretty expensive I know, however my job causes me to watch my time spent on the hobby so I did what I had to do in the time frame I had.
Finally had a few hours to myself on Friday, so I went up the road a ways and landed in Bawlmer, lo at the intersection of Washington and Patapsco.
Which way to go first? Hmm, methinks W/W. It was both frustrating yet refreshing that there was little action to speak of at 1030pm. In some respects, the number of civilians out enjoying the evening was a reminder that there are more than one type of person living in this section of town. That said, there was not much fun to be had. Saw one girl in all black, looked mixed with something (Easy? ) near Scarey and Ramsay. I passed because her location was far too conspicuous.
Saw a few other ladies, but none suited my desire, so I went down to B/CB. CB was also dry, and especially hard to move quickly around with the new traffic patterns. The SA section was where I had luck. Picked up a BBW WSW named Robyn, claimed 35, unemployed. We checked our resumes and went to my spot. She was clean, polite, but refused to work without compensation prior. I refused. She, in turn, refused as well. Drove off without much more than a squeeze of the bitties. I will say, I respect a woman with limits, but I also have my own standards. Dropped her off and went off on the hunt.
After a few fruitless hours of trading the W/W for B/CB/SA, I finally happened upon two BSW dressed the part. BCPD doesn't sting like DC does, so I was surprised to see two ebony ladies out with clothing more suited for a 3 year old. I picked up Alaiya (sp? ), claims Miami, checked resumes, went back to my spot and proceeded to receive the toothiest CBJ in the world. Offered CBJ and H/H at a no-tell, she had no room herself. Couldn't finish from the pain, but was cool with it.
Went home along Rt 1 in Jessup/Laurel, but nobody was out.
You managed to bring both Muff Scout and BSR back to the board.
[QUOTE=Horsetrader]You managed to bring both Muff Scout and BSR back to the board.[/QUOTE]I came back to say Hi to Muff and the rest of you I consider friends, and to clarify that there are indeed people who cruise every day, no more, no less.
I won't be a dominant voice in this forum, I'm in a different part of the country now, but I still read the homepages. Damn do I miss the loop. I'm not going to be flaming anyone anymore, I have more important fish to fry and spend time on. But I think my mentor and friend Doc has been more than clear on the issue at hand. Be careful whose advice you listen to and what information you take from the forum. Always consider your source.
If I can help any of you who have taken the time and effort to develop some cred on the forum I'll be more than happy to do what I can for you. My intel is still better than most and I'm still considering auctioning off my little black book. Proceeds to go to establishing my new studio in my new neck of the woods.
Benchseats Rock
Wow, the best things happen when you're just out minding your own business. Was heading home Sunday night around 11 not really looking for anything when out of no where was a nicely shaped blonde wearing short jean shorts walking by the family dollar on dundalk/holabird. Well, I had to make the stop, she gets in, body was terrific for her age, about late 30s, pierced nipples probably a c-cup, tanned body no apparent sores/track marks/whatever. The skin was smooth as I rubbed her thigh and my boy immediately powered up. Negotiated jack + half for it all. Went to a cool spot, BJ = slamming, doggie = slamming, cowgirl, you name it, one of the rare finds that I just love when it happens to me. Said she doesn't work the streets much, and by her appearance could be true. We're supposed to hook up later in the week and get a room. I'll keep you posted. Her name was Debbie.
Now thats the kind of action you find in a recession.
Stizz did you ask her what she was doing out.
Since she doesnt work the streets.
Nice going, debbie sounds like a diamond.
And dont forget your good friends.
Smiling Fox ;}
I was driving on Wash Blvd and saw this fine ass blond walking toward scarey from bayard. She was wearing short pink shorts on a nice ass, about 5'6", 110lbs. She was walking in a zigzag as if she was drunk or high. She, from time to time, looked at traffic. I drove slightly past her to get a look at her face and she turned out to be a goddess. She was literally a 9. 5 on a CIVI scale, a perfect 10 on SW scale. And trust me, my ratings are very discriminating. I couldn't make the pull over because she seemed too good to be true. As I drove up scarey towards ramsey, I saw two LE parked in the school backyard. I would have turned around but something just didn't feel right. Did anyone else see her this morning or had any experience with her?
I'm impressed! 100 reports in one month. As Hector Barbossa would say, "It strains the credulity now, don't it? Arrggh!"
What station do you work out of? I'd be happy to send coffee and donuts during break time to help relieve the ol' carpel tunnel syndrome.
In any case, please keep writing. I plan on plagiarizing your reports in my next 'Mongering for Dummies' books. I have a whole chapter set aside for you.
Peace out, dude.
Nat
[QUOTE=Akuma84]I was driving on Wash Blvd and saw this fine ass blond walking toward scarey from bayard. She was wearing short pink shorts on a nice ass, about 5'6", 110lbs. She was walking in a zigzag as if she was drunk or high. She, from time to time, looked at traffic. I drove slightly past her to get a look at her face and she turned out to be a goddess. She was literally a 9. 5 on a CIVI scale, a perfect 10 on SW scale. And trust me, my ratings are very discriminating. I couldn't make the pull over because she seemed too good to be true. As I drove up scarey towards ramsey, I saw two LE parked in the school backyard. I would have turned around but something just didn't feel right. Did anyone else see her this morning or had any experience with her?[/QUOTE]
I had similar experience Sat. night on Rt. 40 near Haven, except it was two hotties in identical miniskirts strolling side-by-side smiling at traffic, a blonde and a brunette. Something just didn't feel right.
Rapid
[QUOTE=Akuma84]I was driving on Wash Blvd and saw this fine ass blond walking toward scarey from bayard. She was wearing short pink shorts on a nice ass, about 5'6", 110lbs. She was walking in a zigzag as if she was drunk or high. She, from time to time, looked at traffic. I drove slightly past her to get a look at her face and she turned out to be a goddess. She was literally a 9. 5 on a CIVI scale, a perfect 10 on SW scale. And trust me, my ratings are very discriminating. I couldn't make the pull over because she seemed too good to be true. As I drove up scarey towards ramsey, I saw two LE parked in the school backyard. I would have turned around but something just didn't feel right. Did anyone else see her this morning or had any experience with her?[/QUOTE]
I've seen her out on two occasions, but haven't been able to make the scoop. I also thought she was le, but she is just too damn hot. I've never seen le pull anyone over after she vanishes. I have not heard about stings when she was out. In fact, I've seen her at two different locations further out washington with no le in sight. That doesn't mean she isn't, but I have a hard time believing a woman that hot is working vice for BCPD. More than likely she is a stripper with a fresh habit. She might be the hottest woman I've ever seen on that loop. I damn near had a head on collision the first time I saw her out, and I don't usually turn my head. Next time I see her, I'm not circling. I'll just dive right in(TOFTT). I'll let you know if I get locked up.
Slim
---Then again, I have never seen her get picked up. She just sort of vanishes.
[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock]T.S. has, how shall I say it, credibility issues.[/QUOTE]
Wow, that is the understatement of the century! Nice to see you old friend. Sorry about the phone call I forgot to return.
I also see Cloud William and Nat Zass (Holy cow its been a long time! Next thing you know Fool4Fishnets, Incognito and Paland will show up!) have chimed in. I only get snippets of the fairy tales when people respond to the drivel that is posted, but I assure you of the following...if no one responds to his posts, he will get tired of the game and go away. He clearly gets a sick pleasure from getting you all riled up.
Think back to the others who tried to disrupt the board - DannyBoy and CumFountain, among a few others. We ignored them, and they went away after they could not find anyone with whom they could get into a fight or a moronic colloquy. The whole point of "Don't feed the trolls" is based on this principle.
My suggestion is you all begin with a one week moratorium on responding to (or better yet reading) Terra Caca's posts (credit to Smiling Fox for the nickname - it fits). You will see how much improved the board will be. If he responds to this post DON'T RESPOND. I won't. Heck I won't even see it :)
You will find that one week can be come two, then three then a month. We will all be better for it.
Dr. Monger
Smiling Fox posted recently about the Trashman (R.I.P.) and it reminded me that there was no Memorial Block Tour this year. To be honest, I forgot amidst a whole host of other issues going on, including the demise of the Block.
If anyone has any interest in getting together to toast our late friend and mentor, PM me, we may put something informal together to honor him.
Dr. Monger