Massage Parlor Reports

I need rates and experience asap, I hope to go there later today, thanks, just PM me if you like.

They have been around for years, but it seems like there are more today.

Not in store fronts, usually in cheap multi-apartment buildings.

Very eash to find:

CL
Search 160
Take ur pick!

U gotta call for specifics. Usually 2 or 3 call system.

Exact same data as found in CT and CAD.

Chicago, N, W, NW burbs,Ord.

Full score almost 100%, but a very big YMMV. Pics in ad's are all BS, but you can find a cutie, or a real dog!

They move around very quickly. Hard to do a repeat if you find a good one.

Little or no TS in these places, which usually offer a b4 or after assisted stand up shower.

Please post TR's same day. If you move quickly you might be able to act on the goodo ones.

[QUOTE=Flashman]They have been around for years, but it seems like there are more today.

Flashman's advice is on the mark.

The Chinese apts are much more reliable for sure thing fs than the mostly Korean AMPs.

Flat $160.

Chicago After Dark ads are the best place for phone #s, though the activity on CL has greatly increased very recently.

Yes, ymmv as to quality of provider, though quite often, the quality can be outstanding, and if you work it right, you can usually get gfe.

Having tried it all, these apts are much more consistent than most other alternatives, like sw, hotel escorts and even the Korean AMPs.

Have fun.

P

I just came back form a massage at Tetiana's Beauty Salon at 1027 N. Western donw the street from my house. The assage therapist was eithr Polish or European a little older decent body average face. Paid 40 for the half they also offer 60 for the hr. Now there was no ts she walked me into the room which was warm and I got undressed and put the towek around me as I layed down face first. During the massage I got rid of the towel and she didn't get mad she kept on with the massage which I have to admit was pretty good it had a sensual touch to it but she never tried tocuhing the boys. On the flip she covered the boys up and as she massaged my leg my little buddy woke up and while still massaging my legs her hand brushed up against them a few times so I was thinking I was going to go home happy. Sadly that wasn't the case, she left the room to get my a hot towel to clean up and I asked her if she could massage my goods, she then said nicely mind you, that she can't do that, it's illegal, this and that, even though I offered extra cash she declined. Basically I had a good massage and left with blue balls and had to go home to take care of that.

I just have to say that every time I log on to usa (once or twice a day), I get excited to see that there are new reports under the chicago forum, and then I am very disappointed when I find that it is in the massage parlor thread. I love reading SW, general reports, and south sub reports, but not so much mp.

I used to read this thread because it was interesting to hear whats happening in the mp world, but now there are too many comments and too many unimportant posts that I just stopped reading the thread alltogether. Not takin shots at anyone, I just get a headache when I log on and see 12 reports from one day in the mp thread. Its going downhill.

[QUOTE=IcedOut]I just have to say that every time I log on to usa (once or twice a day), I get excited to see that there are new reports under the chicago forum, and then I am very disappointed when I find that it is in the massage parlor thread.[/quote]IO,

I guess that is what makes the world go round. I personally prefer the MP posts, since, in Chicago, that seems to be the most reliable and certainly the best deal for your $.

While the SW, escort and other sections are often fun to read, the MP posts can more often be useful in finding new sources that I am more likely to pursue.

SWs are fun to observe, but the combination of lack of cleanliness and possible stings usually prevent me from pulling the trigger. Escorts are great, but usually much higher priced than either Korean AMPs or Chinese Apts, which are generally far safer, too.

$160 for fs with a cute asian is a pretty good deal. I also admit that I have a fondness for those smooth skinned, long haired girls who are never crack heads and usually don't talk back too much.

Anyway, to each their own.

Have fun.

P

I went back to Relax after an absence of just over a year. Almost all new girls, but someone there still remembered me. It was a good time, massage, chat and special attention.

I used to go to little Linda there, but she is now gone. Does anyone remember her or know where she wound up? (They played dumb at Relax when I asked.) Is she still in the biz? Please contact me if you know!

I have a weakness for EMP, so after reading the reports here I made an appointment at CTM. Therapist name was Laura, russian, blond hair, about 50. She quoted me .75, and the actual massage was good, but nothing to be had besides that. After she finished the massage I asked if they offered other service, she said "just massage". After all the oil that she put I was expecting that at least they had a shower, but not even that. At .9 Lisunia is starting to look like a bargain.

[QUOTE=Krackerjack]Since 1.6 is common at an apt, and we end up spending almost as much at an AMP, which offers no gurantees for a good time, how much is the lowest you can get for an FS?

Just wanted to throw it out there to get an opinion of pricing issues in these days of economic downturn. It has to hurt everybody doesnt it, at some point or the other.[/QUOTE]If you are an Asian man, and probably Chinese to be specific, you will pay $120. I am lucky in that I get that rate because I have "friends" who are Chinese and they take care of me for that rate. If you get to know the Asian Papasans, you can get the better rate, but it is very hard to break thru to get that rate.

Be careful, as they will use any and all info on you if they need you for a "Favor" some day. The Boys are the Boys , no matter what origin they come from.

[QUOTE=IcedOut]... Its going downhill.[/QUOTE]
I think Iced needs to chill:-), the posts have been great lately if you are into the scene. If you're not, don't click. Simple solution.

On a different note about apt. girl pictures. If the picture is a snapshot its real, if it looks like a model shot, the picture is fake.

I knew it was bound to happen, well gentleman, my luck ran out the other day. I got the old gal at CTM. A nice woman, in a grandmotherly way, with a fair technique mind you, but for the life of me I couldn't relax.

I am writing a letter to my congressman tonight demanding that legislation be passed requiring a mandatory retirement age for massage therapists.

My father had large dreams for his son, and tonight I know he looks down on me rolling in the clouds laughing his ass off.

Gentlemen, tonight, if you feel the same energy that I do, if you feel the same urgency that I do, if you feel the same passion that I do, if you feel the same hopefulness that I do, if we do what we must do, then I have no doubt that all across the country, from Florida to Oregon, from Washington to Maine, the people will rise up and demand a monger bill of rights.

I have to agree. My last apt. encounter was with the girl from the pic on CL. The only inaccuracy is that the CL ad said the girl was Japanese. She was really Chinese but had lived in Japan for the last 10 years.

Had to absolutely have a massage late today. In fact decided after 9:30 pm, the only one I knew open was Senina. So called papasan and asked if young ones available, obviously he said yes.

Got Tanya, good attitude, 36y. O, fairly decent massage, vaguely played with the boys, wanted a CBJ but was offered only HJ, so declined and as a result was not given the entire hr of massage, was done in 40 mins. Made to note to tell Papasan, he rambled at her in Chinese and told me that he would adjust "next" time.

Not a great experience, wished I knew of a better place to go this late. I think Senina is at the bottom of the wish-list chain for me now.

Anyone gotten more than the standard HR at Relax?

PM me and let me know how.

Thanks

[QUOTE=Steven Lynn]Anyone gotten more than the standard HR at Relax?

PM me and let me know how.

Thanks[/QUOTE]At any Asian spa, time and money will get you what you are looking for. Including there!

Use and read the search function, Relax and the extras have been posted before.