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[QUOTE=IndyAnon;3295030]Dani if you're reading this shoot me a pm. At least you two can be on equal footing sans pseudonyms.[/QUOTE]There is no reason for you to wait for a PM from Danni. I am happy to provide you with her phone number you two deserve each other. The area code is north of Indy, 382-5968. If you have problems reading the numeric values try dialing it with the old style telephone exchange names. Happy hunting my friend.
[QUOTE=Ilapp;3295351]She's already got it, like 95 % of the providers in the tri-states.[/QUOTE]Perhaps someone here should tape a cucumber to their leg and wear some David Lee Roth spandex, and maybe they'll finally get the attention which they so desperately seek.
Fan of Kyuss.
[QUOTE=Kyussfan;3296340]Perhaps someone here should tape a cucumber to their leg and wear some David Lee Roth spandex, and maybe they'll finally get the attention which they so desperately seek.
Fan of Kyuss.[/QUOTE]I already tried it with a maybe too ripe banana, but nobody told me you were supposed to tie it in the front. And use a cucumber you say, where were you with this advice for me when I could have used it. I went to the store this morning and got one of those long really skinny ones so the girls will think I'm British. Got a couple they make those tasty gherkins out of too for those that already know me.
I have been staying in the cave, not playing for awhile. The pussy has stopped coming my way.
I can't believe so much shit is happening, but then again sometimes it only takes one to stir the shit pot, and I'd bet money they would lick the spoon. Keep up the good vibes, I love reading this shit!!
BG,
P.S., I miss seeing a few of you!! Play safe, have fun, give and get respect, do your research, find some crazy good and TPHFB!
[QUOTE=IndyGuy123;3295943]In all this back and forth today, remember this comment by A2 from a recent post. A VERY select few members of this forum (maybe only 1 or 2) are going to contradict and criticize what any of us do or say. This is especially true in regards to a couple of the very active Senior Members. If FF never shared this story but it came out later having happened to someone else, that very same member would have chimed in saying if FF had shared the story maybe it wouldn't have happened to another member.
Will say anything to start and then fuel an argument!
Sincerely Signed,
The Biggest Prick In The Yard.[/QUOTE]
Be careful wearing spandex and packing a gherkin, people will think your smuggling grapes (berry & twig).
BG,
[QUOTE=Ilapp;3296454]I already tried it with a maybe too ripe banana, but nobody told me you were supposed to tie it in the front. And use a cucumber you say, where were you with this advice for me when I could have used it. I went to the store this morning and got one of those long really skinny ones so the girls will think I'm British. Got a couple they make those tasty gherkins out of too for those that already know me.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Ilapp;3296454]I already tried it with a maybe too ripe banana, but nobody told me you were supposed to tie it in the front. And use a cucumber you say, where were you with this advice for me when I could have used it. I went to the store this morning and got one of those long really skinny ones so the girls will think I'm British. Got a couple they make those tasty gherkins out of too for those that already know me.[/QUOTE]LMOA, well, I was referring to IA, who seems lonely. I'm pretty certain that you've never had any problems interacting with the ladies!!
Kyussfan.
I sent you a PM FF.
[QUOTE=FreckleFreak;3296297]There is no reason for you to wait for a PM from Danni. I am happy to provide you with her phone number you two deserve each other. The area code is north of Indy, 382-5968. If you have problems reading the numeric values try dialing it with the old style telephone exchange names. Happy hunting my friend.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=BigGuyUAteMe;3296495]Be careful wearing spandex and packing a gherkin, people will think your smuggling grapes (berry & twig).
BG,[/QUOTE]It wouldn't be the first time. We should get our knees in the breeze sometime, and I promise no berries and twigs or spandex.
I knew I was old, and I'm happy to be considered your friend!
BG,
[QUOTE=Ilapp;3297775]It wouldn't be the first time. We should get our knees in the breeze sometime, and I promise no berries and twigs or spandex.[/QUOTE]
With being his friend is he can then introduce you to his other friends. Unless you have self control, one could then end up on welfare. I guess that's what's called winning for losing.
[QUOTE=BigGuyUAteMe;3298329]I knew I was old, and I'm happy to be considered your friend![/QUOTE]Sincerely Signed,
The Biggest Prick in the Yard.
P.S.- Depending on how picky you are, there are plenty of providers who would trade for your food stamps.
Indy you know all of us can be pussy stupid. I have been there a few more times than I want to admit. I'm just crazy about pussy.
BG,
[QUOTE=IndyGuy123;3298549]With being his friend is he can then introduce you to his other friends. Unless you have self control, one could then end up on welfare. I guess that's what's called winning for losing.
Sincerely Signed,
The Biggest Prick in the Yard.
P.S.- Depending on how picky you are, there are plenty of providers who would trade for your food stamps.[/QUOTE]
Some providers will negotiate price depending on the circumstances. Some of the circumstances could be the hobbyist is willing to do something for the reduced price, like give a positive review. However there is at least ONE hobbyist on this board who continues to negotiate prices based on giving a good review yet [red]Matt[/red] you hardly ever review anybody. You even once shorted a provider $ in your sealed envelope without letting her know. That's almost the same as being a thief. It's interesting that the Urban dictionary defines [red]Chavan[/red] as "Someone who tries to steer clear of drama but instead makes it ten times worse. " So you are only making it worse on yourself because now your name is being circulated as not dangerous but just a complete jerk and a cheap one at that. Oh, by the way I'm not circulating this info. It's been around the block a few times and believe it or not I was one of the last to hear about it. So don't blame me for your poor choices.
Moral of the story. Negotiations are OK but shorting someone or being an ass about the negotiations will only reduce your opportunity to pursue a wide variety of pussy.
[QUOTE=FreckleFreak;3311796]Some providers will negotiate price depending on the circumstances. Some of the circumstances could be the hobbyist is willing to do something for the reduced price, like give a positive review. However there is at least ONE hobbyist on this board who continues to negotiate prices based on giving a good review yet [red]Matt[/red] you hardly ever review anybody. You even once shorted a provider $ in your sealed envelope without letting her know. That's almost the same as being a thief. It's interesting that the Urban dictionary defines [red]Chavan[/red] as "Someone who tries to steer clear of drama but instead makes it ten times worse. " So you are only making it worse on yourself because now your name is being circulated as not dangerous but just a complete jerk and a cheap one at that. Oh, by the way I'm not circulating this info. It's been around the block a few times and believe it or not I was one of the last to hear about it. So don't blame me for your poor choices.
Moral of the story. Negotiations are OK but shorting someone or being an ass about the negotiations will only reduce your opportunity to pursue a wide variety of pussy.[/QUOTE]I would also discourage using reviews as a bargaining chip. It dilutes the reviews and they have less value. If a monger says provider A is great when the service is only average then the reviews are not reviews, they are paid advertisements. I come to this forum for real intell.
Just an humble opinion.
Dave.
[QUOTE=DaveRue;3312316]I would also discourage using reviews as a bargaining chip. It dilutes the reviews and they have less value. If a monger says provider A is great when the service is only average then the reviews are not reviews, they are paid advertisements. I come to this forum for real intell.
Just an humble opinion.
Dave.[/QUOTE]Of course most guys that do that have no real intention of even doing a review (although I am sure some do). It is just a tool to try and get in and out of the door cheap. I have known instances of guys seeing a lady then afterwards trying to low ball them saying they would give them a bad review if they didn't lower the price.
Sincerely Signed,
The Biggest Prick in the Yard.
[QUOTE=DaveRue;3312316]I would also discourage using reviews as a bargaining chip. It dilutes the reviews and they have less value. If a monger says provider A is great when the service is only average then the reviews are not reviews, they are paid advertisements. I come to this forum for real intell. Just an humble opinion. Dave.[/QUOTE]I was having a conversation with a friend of mine just yesterday about the reviews on this board. His comment was about Bella and how she had some good reviews, but he didn't trust them as with most of the reviews on the board. He said there are few mongers he trusts with what they say. So a single review is just one persons opinion of that provider. A slew of reviews that are all similar in quality are a good indication of the quality of service. I know many on the board who I trust with their reviews plus I can always contact them for additional information. The key is to learn who you can trust on the reviews. Just remember that we all make the mistake of finding something great only to learn later that they have some serious issue like drugs, BF's or they are a thief that impacts their ability to provide quality or safe service. Warnings go out and the mongers that only think with the little head still see them, but that's their choice and their risk. However when they start giving good reviews of the providers that have issues then that monger goes to the bottom of my "I believe their reviews list". I have trouble believing a monger that I think is making bad choices and only thinks with his little head.
[QUOTE=IndyGuy123;3312401]Of course most guys that do that have no real intention of even doing a review (although I am sure some do). It is just a tool to try and get in and out of the door cheap. I have known instances of guys seeing a lady then afterwards trying to low ball them saying they would give them a bad review if they didn't lower the price.[/QUOTE]Some providers actually advertise that they will give a $20+ discount for a review. Almost any monger will take her up on that offer. Smart providers will advertise "If you see me and then review me then I will give you a discount on the next visit". That is the best way to test each others honesty. Many mongers try to negotiate the deal which is fine with me even though I hardly ever do it. To me the price is the price. It's the mongers that are belligerent about negotiating or sneaky with the money that really irks me. Cheap is OK, but when a provider says "No, I don't negotiate", then make a choice to see her or not. Pushing the issue only gets you on the DO NOT SEE list.