Re: Dee The Squirting MILF Review
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I was curious about the squirting thing. She seemed to be recommended on the forum. I was in the area and her rates are reasonable. Her location seemed nice enough.
The gravely voice on the phone was a bit of a warning.
She friendly, but kind of an older mess of a woman. She disrobed (maybe I didn't need to see all of her). So I decided I only wanted a BBJ. She gave a great BBJ with a ton of attention to the boys, but her large body type and general deconditioning was not helping my mood. So he deep-throated, ate my ass (weird), sucked on my balls and gave some head that, with a hot woman, would have had me cum pretty fiercly. But I was getting head by a troll from under the bridge and even with my eyes closed I was having a hard time with it.
Okay-- if you've read any of my stories, you all know I've been through worse than her, but of late have not gone to the depths of horror that I was feeling. And then it happened, she starts begging me to fuck her. I am not kidding, BEGGING. She was reciting lines that could have been taken from a 1970's porn movie. With her raspy, cigarette-ruined tones, she was telling me she needed me to fuck her. No extra fee.
Now I feel bad, she sucking my head, fingering my ass, running her hand up and down my shaft and pausing the head game to beg. She then flips her body so that she is on her back, holding her ankles and begs me. Fine. I've done worse. I suit up and go in. I figure I'll keep my eyes closed, think about Kate Beckinsale and just cum. So I pound, blinded, like a jackhammer and then it happens; the waterworks begin. I didn't expect it. Dee moans and screams in a way that made me think of a bull being slaughtered in a ring in Madrid. My thighs and abs are soaked and I still don't cum.
I pull out. She is (no shit) grateful to me. I tell her I need to use the shower (and, I thought, possibly the toilet, to throw up in). Squirting, clearly, is NOT my fetish. GROSS!
I shower and then she shows me some things in her apartment. She asks me if I had a good time. I tell her I didn't cum and she says, "we can't have that!" and proceeds to blow me to conclusion.[/QUOTE]This without question is the funniest and honest review I have ever read. Dee is definitely a heavy smoker and Yes she is very large. The details in your review where absolutely hilarious!