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Well after finally gettting in touch with her after countless tries, she finally responded.

Great rate, close to home, and I was on my way.

She called to ask if I could pick up a condom, sure no problem (should of been my first warning).

Texts me address, I arrive and up I go. Upon entering the door I hear her talking to another person. She was tweaking out of control, sunken eyes, skinny, rail thin and the place stunk like an ashtray. She offered me to get comfy and it was at that point my big head took over and I got the fuck out of there. (she did absolutely nothing for my little head) very unattractive could easily fit in on 5th ave.

IMO. Avoid at all cost.

Upside. Nice neighborhood.

[QUOTE=Jinurso;5558829]This isn't necessarily something you should do, but if a girl has a reputation for good service but is unreliable, I've occasionally acted like I was on my way or there even though I hadn't even left the house yet just to see if I can get a room number. If I do, at that point I'll make up an excuse to stall for a bit while I head over. Pick up cigarettes, grab some more condoms, etc. Or say "oh wait got the street wrong. What I learned is that those girls have such a warped sense of time that most of the time they don't even realize how much time has passed. Then when I arrive I tell her and if I don't hear back within a few minutes I just go to her room.

Again it isn't necessarily a recommendation but I've done it once or twice when I was really hard up and it worked out ok.[/QUOTE]Never thought of this tactic, but seems like it could be useful in certain situations with certain girls. Thanks for the tip, going to keep this in mind in the future.

For those who still may be interested asking price was $ for a 1/2 hr FS. And she offered to discount for picking up condoms (2 red flags).

[QUOTE=Coyote7033;5558441]Staying in Springfield, anyone see her? Have something set up for tonight and she doesn't get into much details, don't want to make drive if to many rules.

Thanks.

Coyote.

[URL]https://chicago.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/super-sexxy-blond-busty-vivac/675874698591[/URL][/QUOTE]Seen this one a few years ago and tbh she was very nice and pics were accurate but basically she tried FS and wouldn't continue cause of my size, and think I started with DATY which usually gets women going, so it was pretty disappointing. I think we ended up finishing with BBJ but that was definitely not my plan, just a heads up to anyone on the larger size, even if she lets you fuck, I'm guessing you'll have to be particularly gentle and slow. Hope this can help anyone avoid wasting decent $ like I did.

[QUOTE=RichL1234;5559475]For those who still may be interested asking price was $ for a 1/2 hr FS. And she offered to discount for picking up condoms (2 red flags).[/QUOTE]Was she talking to herself or did you discover that there was someone else in the place?

[QUOTE=RideMyFace;5559478]Seen this one a few years ago and tbh she was very nice and pics were accurate but basically she tried FS and wouldn't continue cause of my size, and think I started with DATY which usually gets women going, so it was pretty disappointing. I think we ended up finishing with BBJ but that was definitely not my plan, just a heads up to anyone on the larger size, even if she lets you fuck, I'm guessing you'll have to be particularly gentle and slow. Hope this can help anyone avoid wasting decent $ like I did.[/QUOTE]I am long and thin. Usual foreplay then 69'd for quite a while. Upon second climax she asked for mish. She held on for dear life (I have the scratch marks to prove it). She took about eight of ten till she came and asked me to get off so she can recover. I was rock hard and decided to suck myself off while she fingered my ass. Blew in my mouth and we snowballed (she kisses well). Round two came along and she was more relaxed. After twenty minutes we blew together, cuddled then left.

I'd recommend but for smaller cocks.

[QUOTE=DWaits;5559676]Was she talking to herself or did you discover that there was someone else in the place?[/QUOTE]Definitely someone else there. Could hear the floor creaking.

I knew it was best to GTFO!

[QUOTE=EyeEatAss;5559713]I am long and thin. Usual foreplay then 69'd for quite a while. Upon second climax she asked for mish. She held on for dear life (I have the scratch marks to prove it). She took about eight of ten till she came and asked me to get off so she can recover. I was rock hard and decided to suck myself off while she fingered my ass. Blew in my mouth and we snowballed (she kisses well). Round two came along and she was more relaxed. After twenty minutes we blew together, cuddled then left.

I'd recommend but for smaller cocks.[/QUOTE]Cool story, Hanginballs.

[QUOTE=Bkmsw;5558539]Anyways, she promises me it will only be another 5 minutes that she is freshening up. I said ok, I'll wait. I immediately pull out of the parking lot and head for home. 25 minutes after she told me 5 minutes she texted her room number. I just laughed as I was driving home.

B.[/QUOTE]This is hilarious!

He took a break but is back at it again.

[QUOTE=Chicago41;5560079]Cool story, Hanginballs.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bkmsw;5558539]I tried to set something up with her last year and it took forever for her to be ready. In my initial text I told her I wanted a qv and I was on a time crunch. Man she would string me along with delays of responding by text. Finally got the location of the hotel and I said I was 5 minutes away and would text when I was pulling into the parking lot. It is a very nice hotel located right off of 90. I don't know where she is working out of now but if its the same one its busy enough with tourist and business people nobody will notice a random guy walking into the lobby and going for the elevators. I texted 4 minutes later saying I had arrived. Crickets. I texted her again after waiting 10 minutes reminding her I was in a hurry. After 5 additional minutes I call her and she answers. I tell her I have been waiting and I am in a hurry. Her response was "oh, you're here already?" What a stupid ****. Of course I am here, I indicated in every text I was in a hurry and shown up exactly when I said I would. Anyways, she promises me it will only be another 5 minutes that she is freshening up. I said ok, I'll wait. I immediately pull out of the parking lot and head for home. 25 minutes after she told me 5 minutes she texted her room number. I just laughed as I was driving home.

So if you're driving up from Springfield you better be prepared to wait or have a standby.

B.[/QUOTE]You probably saved yourself money from paying for a lousy session.

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