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[QUOTE=Jactionville;2260998]I needed a quick fix this morning, so I visited my ole' reliable, sweet Diana. We had a quick (but delightful) fuck and' suck and then she asked me if I could give her a ride to the convenient store to get some snacks and cigs. She offered me a Lincoln and I agreed. Like she said, she bought her snacks and cigs. Nothing more. I told her that I was still hard, so she proceeded to blow me again on the way back to her place. She finished be off in her driveway and even put some cum on a cookie and ate it! She drained me twice in the span of 30 minutes! Love this little lady!

[URL]http://jacksonville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/the-best-on-the-west50-quick-visit-special/6419101[/URL][/QUOTE]Sounds like she is better than her roommate I reported on before. I will have to give her a call.

I think this is Randy's sister. Am I correct.

[QUOTE=MouthHunter;2260765]Met her. She's real. Pretty fuckin nuts too. But she maintains it a reasonable level of sanity. It is her in the pics. Don't know about service though.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Yesfun;2261125]I think this is Randy's sister. Am I correct.[/QUOTE]Yes that is her older sister. Amazing body that last time I saw her, its been over, year since I saw her last.

Have seen this lady a couple of times. She lives in a really "transitional" neighborhood off north 95 which doesn't bother me too much since I always carry my best friend wherever I go. However, her pix are not recent, at least 2 years old and 20+ pounds and I'm pretty sure she is old enough to collect social security. Service was not worth the trip.

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[QUOTE=Pipelayer10;2260827]Went to see Katie aka tiger paws that use to walk on the west. BBBJ with CFS, not bad for the price. Tried to up sell me at first reminded her where we first met and the price came down. Pipe approves this message. [URL]http://jacksonville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/best-back-on-the-west-miss-katie-60-special-2-girl-special-available/6172203[/URL].[/QUOTE]Woman are never prettier than when they are taking care of Johnson and playing the mouth organ. Even the ugly ones look good in that position!!

[QUOTE=JTbMonger;2260961]Does google images work on the cell phone? Any advice would be greatly appreciated![/QUOTE]Only if you have internet and a browser.

[QUOTE=PoniBoi;2260652]Suit.

She used to advertise last year (& maybe early this year) as the Persian Princess. Had a dream about her once during one of those times & I tell you what, fun was outstanding & fun. NOT! Service rendered was couple notches of watching paint dry w / me doing all the work. I don't even remember any type of Hoover service at all. So yeah, it doesn't surprise me that she's had to turn to this to earn her living, because of her non-stellar performances- At least from what I experienced. Also, she mentioned something about having a Middle-Eastern background. Iraq, Iran, Libya. One of those sand countries that we may have invaded & don't use toilet paper.

Later ads showed her body starting to grow a little. I don't think she had a bread in the oven so I thought she was being lazy but eating well. Who knows. I may have a picture or two of her & will post them here once I've found them.

As Always.

Be Safe & Happy Mongering.

-PB.[/QUOTE]No, no-this is the girl that is the scammer. Her name is Erica. She grabbed the pics from another girl's FB page. They knew each other. The girl in the pics is totally legit. A great date, take my word for it and your other monger's comments about her. All good. Whatever was in the past can stay there. I'm enjoying the present with her and you should too; but I hate to see someone's reputation take a hit for no reason. The pictured girl has cleaned up her life and is a credit to the hobby. Erica, pic attached, is the problem with the hobby!

Suit.

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Here is the pic of our little scammer Erica, if anyone is interested in who is taking your money. Apparently a local girl.

Suit.

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[QUOTE=SuitMan;2261278]No, no-this is the girl that is the scammer. Her name is Erica. She grabbed the pics from another girl's FB page. They knew each other. The girl in the pics is totally legit. A great date, take my word for it and your other monger's comments about her. All good. Whatever was in the past can stay there. I'm enjoying the present with her and you should too; but I hate to see someone's reputation take a hit for no reason. The pictured girl has cleaned up her life and is a credit to the hobby. Erica, pic attached, is the problem with the hobby!

Suit.

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[QUOTE=Pipelayer10;2260827]Went to see Katie aka tiger paws that use to walk on the west. BBBJ with CFS, not bad for the price. Tried to up sell me at first reminded her where we first met and the price came down. Pipe approves this message. [URL]http://jacksonville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/best-back-on-the-west-miss-katie-60-special-2-girl-special-available/6172203[/URL].[/QUOTE]She ain't bad at all. Pipe, did she lose weight?

[QUOTE=PoniBoi;2260649]Alright Mongers!

Here's one I highly-highly-highly recommend you cross off your "To Do" list (unless you're craving what she's actually advertising). I was thinking w / the little head on this one. Should have taken the title of her ad seriously.

She posted as a Body Rub which was odd, because it was under BP's Monger Menu. Dropped line to her in the earlier part of the day to see what she was all about. Zeroing in on her 150/ hr claim, thought maybe her ad was a front for something a little more than skin kneading, like some providers do. I directly, but subtly, asked if she was FS. "Yes" was the reply. Again asked if she was FS. She replied back "Yes" both times. I asked if she knew what I was referring to. Got countered w / a firm, "Yes".

Asked, "What was her menu?

She replied that she was an open buffet to include an exotic trip to the Greek Isle. She even offered to let me make a motion picture of our dream together on my gadget that calls people. Swwwing! I was hooked. When I get off work, I'm taking a nap & having a dream about her.

Last question was, "What was the donation of greenbacks for 1/ 24th of the day?

She replied, "The First & Seventh President".

"WWHHAT! I was flabbergasted, "That's not bad lettuce, for an open buffet". Of course Jr was in charge at this point. Thinking ahead of the game, I know I was going to be sharing this dream on this forum site, when I was mission complete & got back to base. This kitty is going to get star attraction from brethren Mongers. Now I'm watching the clock tick slowly backwards so I can get off work & have my exotic fantasy. After about 5 grueling hours, Jr turning Hulk w / rage & the protein sacks about to burst, I finally clock out & gallop over to her flat.

Gave me the 411 to her dwelling but arrived about 30 min early to recon the lay of the land. Locale seemed innocuous. Destination was south of Sin City just off the boulevard that ends in _tlantic, on a side road (which is also the name of a real estate company), in an apartment complex fixated w / a huge lighthouse ornament (which is a major landmark of the area).

She met me at the lighthouse & we trotted a short distance to her abode; Did LEO checks in my land cruiser & beat-feet to the front door. Her front window is broken, BTW. Upon entering, I did a scan of the place to scare off any boogey men that maybe lurking in the dark corners. Dwelling was decorated w / dirty clothes, fast-food refuse, cig butts, & the normal provider thecor. Also there was some renovations done in her dwelling w / DIY holes on some of the walls. Several bottles of bleach & an arsonist should make the place look better.

Laid down the flowers on the end table, she snagged it, did some quick math to make sure the presidents were present. She peeled down to her wrappings of her fun bags (which were of delectable size I might add) & her kitty wrap (which never got visual on). I peeled to my skivvies & she told me to lay on my stomach. Squirted some lotion on my back & commence to rubbing. That was fine but.

Dream Turns Nightmare:

She proceeded the massage like that was the main course. I made motioned to advance to the actual dream, but she wasn't having NONE of it. She Indian-gave on our agreement & stated that she was all about just a body rub but prejudice to Jr. WTF!? NO touching of the bags, NO playing w / the kitty, NO CONTACT dreaming of any type. WTF! This isn't golf! . And the LEO check in the beginning? Welcome to the nightmare, I just donated to. I inferred that's not what we corresponded about earlier. She persisted that she was nothing more than a "sooothing massage". Soothing!? Something else needs soothing. She was a brunette, but F*CK!, she was definitely playing the dumb blonde on me. Temperature is rising, but keeping cool.

Collected myself, threw my wrappings back on. Should have I stepped up? Furious, I had flash thoughts of CHAD, but didn't want to go HURST on her & be the next trick on the news. Scraped up my ego & scratched this one off as a loss. But wasn't a total loss. Five-fingered her talking gadget but threw it out the land cruiser somewhere on the boulevard since there was a pass code lock on it.

If you want a lame body rub, by all means have your dream w / this AMP want to-be. If you need to shoot protein, seek someone reliable. Better yet go back to your ATFs. I dialed mine after this fail & anxiously broke speed records so I can have a dream & a release. "Miss Body Rub" signaled to be FS & boy am I kicking myself in the balls. But my ATF made sure they were drained properly- Quality service each time w / good friendly convo, before & after.

So Mongers, if you want to roll your dice on this one, hope you get a 7 or 11 on the first roll. Don't get snake-eyed, just because you got blue-balls about her. Take heed and as always, Be Safe!

Happy Mongering.

-PB.[/QUOTE]Oh BTW, she did mention working at a Seattle-based coffee shop over at STJB & _tlantic. Think ill pay her a visit. Got a printed copy of her ad that I believe her patrons & her coworkers wouldn't mind gettin a gander at.

Tried to impress by wanting me to ask her all the stupid coffee flavors that she was skilled in whipping up. "be*tch!, stick to that job & quit robbing people! I'm no Chad Hurst, but I'm sure there's another one lurking w / in the Monger mob.

Happy Hunting Mongers.

Hope this one gets snared.

-PB.

On a scale of 1-10; yes or no or probable responses, the following ratings apply:

1. Looks and authentic picture: 6. 5; moderate size tight / firm belly but not huge with stretch marks; not gross; firm all over.

2. Attitude: 10.

3. Hygiene: 8. 5.

4. Environment: 8. 5.

5. Lucidity: 10.

6. Professionalism: 10.

7. Pimp: not seen; unsure.

8. Smoker: no.

9. Safe motel or place of business: yes.

10. Will I repeat: most likely.

This information is for entertainment purposes only.

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On a scale of 1-10; yes or no or probable responses, the following ratings apply:

1. Looks and authentic picture: 3. 5; looks like stomach has been butchered; definitely not girl in picture!

2. Attitude: 5.

3. Hygiene: 5.

4. Environment: 3.

5. Lucidity: 6; weird though; really paranoid.

6. Professionalism: 3.

7. Pimp: not sure.

8. Smoker: yes.

9. Safe motel or place of business: apartment.

10. Will I repeat: HELL no!

This information is for entertainment purposes only.

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On a scale of 1-10; yes or no or probable responses, the following ratings apply:

1. Looks and authentic picture: 7. 5/ yes.

2. Attitude: 7.

3. Hygiene: 8.

4. Environment: 7.

5. Lucidity: 6.

6. Professionalism: 7.

7. Pimp: no.

8. Smoker: can't remember but likely.

9. Safe motel or place of business: yes.

10. Will I repeat: probable if she goes back to 60 hugs.

This information is for entertainment purposes only.

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On a scale of 1-10; yes or no or probable responses, the following ratings apply:

1. Looks and authentic picture: 10/ yes.

2. Attitude: 10.

3. Hygiene: 8. 5.

4. Environment: 9.

5. Lucidity: 10.

6. Professionalism: 10.

7. Pimp: no.

8. Smoker: yes; the only bad thing.

9. Safe motel or place of business: yes / apartment.

10. Will I repeat: definitely worth a repeat over and over again.

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On a scale of 1-10; yes or no or probable responses, the following ratings apply:

1. Looks and authentic picture: 9/ yes.

2. Attitude: 8. 5.

3. Hygiene: 8. 5.

4. Environment: 8.

5. Lucidity: 10; little weird though.

6. Professionalism: 8. 5.

7. Pimp: no.

8. Smoker: I think so.

9. Safe motel or place of business: yes.

10. Will I repeat: definitely worth a repeat if you can catch her and if she offers 80.

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