Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=GopherDickey;5220569]Could of just gotten lucky, but I managed to have finally felt a really soft pair of hands this past Saturday. A soft pair of hands that belong to a lady at one of the AMPs out west- ones I've been working on after several visits. I'll gladly share with seniors on here.

Cheers,

Gopher.[/QUOTE]Despite Gopher's best efforts I chose the wrong Relax on Kingston, being an out of towner. I had a 90 minute mediocre massage with the worst Christian music I have ever heard, and played too loudly at that.

[QUOTE=GrittyB;5225764]Despite Gopher's best efforts I chose the wrong Relax on Kingston, being an out of towner. I had a 90 minute mediocre massage with the worst Christian music I have ever heard, and played too loudly at that.[/QUOTE]Oh shit! On behalf of Knoxville's $4 P hobby community, I apologize. (After I finish laughing my ass off.).

[QUOTE=GaltGuy;5225979]Oh shit! On behalf of Knoxville's $4 P hobby community, I apologize. (After I finish laughing my ass off.).[/QUOTE]LOL. It was bizarre. I mean it was the SAME ARTIST the whole time. And LOUD. Bad news is that I didn't leave happy; on the other hand I'm now a born-again Christian LOL.

[QUOTE=Niterider450;5225261]I can tell if someone is Cherokee or not. Contrary to popular belief there is not that many Cherokees here, there are a few thousand people that are enrolled members in the Eastern Band in WNC, most Cherokees live in Oklahoma. To claim Cherokee you need to be an enrolled member of one of the three federally recognized tribes if you aren't you simply aren't Cherokee. No matter what granny told you.[/QUOTE]I am not being mean, but I use to work with the public close to Cherokee and we heard the same stories from the tourists day after day about someone saying they have a Cherokee ancestor. It doesn't matter about your DNA, what matters is if the tribe claims you or not. Even if you do have a legitimate ancestor that is a Cherokee, you must be at least 1/16 to be a Cherokee according the Eastern Band.

[QUOTE=BairenNanhai;5225696]As for people wanting to be something they're not, it could be a ploy to get someone interested in something more exotic and less vanilla. People get bored and want something different. On the other hand, you have white folks who are told that they are the problem in the world, or that they can't do certain things, or that they are boring and not interesting. White people can't jump, dance, blah blah blah. My sister actually married a guy who she thought was Cherokee. That was the story passed through the family. If you saw him, you would believe it. She did a DNA test on her daughter because they can get free college if they can prove 1/8 native, I believe it was, and the test came back part Jewish and part black. No Indian. In some cases, stories may have been created to explain a child's appearance and maybe it was cool to be part Indian but not something else. My 2 cents.

Bairen.[/QUOTE]Yes that is possible, there use to be a rub provider that claimed to be part Cherokee a few years back, but she was white as a snowflake, Luscious Lexie if you remember her: She still has her website up:[URL]https://lusiouslexiebodyrubs.weebly.com/about.html[/URL].

So if I was wanting a good massage tomorrow with maybe a possibility of extra where would be your choice?

[QUOTE=BairenNanhai;5225696]My sister actually married a guy who she thought was Cherokee. That was the story passed through the family. If you saw him, you would believe it. She did a DNA test on her daughter because they can get free college if they can prove 1/8 native, I believe it was, and the test came back part Jewish and part black. No Indian.[/QUOTE]Oh, I see. Wish her well at Harvard.

[QUOTE=Niterider450;5226161]Yes that is possible, there use to be a rub provider that claimed to be part Cherokee a few years back, but she was white as a snowflake, Luscious Lexie if you remember her: She still has her website up:[URL]https://lusiouslexiebodyrubs.weebly.com/about.html[/URL].[/QUOTE]Is Lexie still around? Man I miss sessions with her.

[QUOTE=Niterider450;5226161]Yes that is possible, there use to be a rub provider that claimed to be part Cherokee a few years back, but she was white as a snowflake, Luscious Lexie if you remember her: She still has her website up:[URL]https://lusiouslexiebodyrubs.weebly.com/about.html[/URL].[/QUOTE]I enjoyed a couple of sessions with Lexie back in the day. Last I heard she moved to Texas. I assume she's still there, unless anyone has heard otherwise?

[QUOTE=BigBucks;5226299]So if I was wanting a good massage tomorrow with maybe a possibility of extra where would be your choice?[/QUOTE]Your going to be hard pressed at this time to find both a "real" massage with an extra. There is a post a little further down that a member did succeed recently but that was clearly stated the trust had built up over time. He wasn't even sure if he could get the same thing again. I wish you all the best. On the later side. Two of the boards ATF would be Sweet Jessica and Whitney. Both 1st class.

[QUOTE=MrSpeed;5226589]I enjoyed a couple of sessions with Lexie back in the day. Last I heard she moved to Texas. I assume she's still there, unless anyone has heard otherwise?[/QUOTE]I had some good times with her too! She was a good provider.

[QUOTE=BuzzLightYear;5226554]Is Lexie still around? Man I miss sessions with her.[/QUOTE]I hadn't seen her since 2016 about this of year.

Has anyone seen her recently? A while back she was receiving nothing but complaints on here. I remember a time when the words quality and jillybean were one and the same. Wonder why she's gone down hill.

[QUOTE=Doyle13;5226766]Has anyone seen her recently? A while back she was receiving nothing but complaints on here. I remember a time when the words quality and jillybean were one and the same. Wonder why she's gone down hill.[/QUOTE]Last time I saw her was months ago. She had put on 40 plus pounds. Rushed service lackluster massage. The good reviews started when she was new in the game. Everybody always likes the new candy. I had several decent visits with her when she first started.

[QUOTE=Doyle13;5226766]Has anyone seen her recently? A while back she was receiving nothing but complaints on here. I remember a time when the words quality and jillybean were one and the same. Wonder why she's gone down hill.[/QUOTE]I don't recall ever seeing a good review on her.

FWIW, Skye is my occasional go-to for a reliable good massage with complete stress release. However, like with Soothing Sherry, either take earplugs or a sock to stuff in her mouth.

[URL]https://bodyworks-knoxville.business.site/[/URL]

[QUOTE=ScorpionOvem;5224821]Have an appt with Sherry Friday. Will report back.[/QUOTE]Cancelled on me. This is twice she has cancelled this year. Washing my hands and not trying again.

Great massage. Lots blathering. Always leave fully relaxed though!

[QUOTE=GaltGuy;5227222]FWIW, Skye is my occasional go-to for a reliable good massage with complete stress release. However, like with Soothing Sherry, either take earplugs or a sock to stuff in her mouth.

[URL]https://bodyworks-knoxville.business.site/[/URL][/QUOTE]

I'm new to thread but I've been active in the hobby for a while now I know where to get a decent rub and tug for a fairly cheap price and it's not Rose's or Lucky Star pm if interested.

Either search through the forum, including the post immediately before yours. Or, just go see Lady Monica: [URL]https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/lady-monica-1redhead-207-313-3759-rt-40-exit-398/37723316[/URL].

[QUOTE=BigDawgy420;5234750]I'm new to thread but I've been active in the hobby for a while now I know where to get a decent rub and tug for a fairly cheap price and it's not Rose's or Lucky Star pm if interested.[/QUOTE]

I think he is willing to share info not asking for info.

[QUOTE=GaltGuy;5235262]Either search through the forum, including the post immediately before yours. Or, just go see Lady Monica: [URL]https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/lady-monica-1redhead-207-313-3759-rt-40-exit-398/37723316[/URL].[/QUOTE]

I would be interested in checking it out if ya don't mind sharing and is the actual massage any good?

[QUOTE=BigDawgy420;5234750]I'm new to thread but I've been active in the hobby for a while now I know where to get a decent rub and tug for a fairly cheap price and it's not Rose's or Lucky Star pm if interested.[/QUOTE]

You are quite right, RJ. Apologies to all, especially anyone who unknowingly ended up with LM's dildo stuck somewhere unpleasant.

[QUOTE=TripJ;5235384]I think he is willing to share info not asking for info.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Niterider450;5224043]I highly doubt she has "indigenous roots" for some reason large numbers of families have a false story that ggggg granny was a Cherokee, but 99% of those are fairy tales. Even famous educated people like Elizabeth Warren had her granny story proven wrong. That is the reason the real legitimate federally recognized tribes have such strict requirements to be an enrolled member--to keep out the fakes, even before the casinos they had wannabes trying get in. So my point if this woman is going to claim she is something she is not I would not trust her massage.[/QUOTE]Part Cherokee or not, she provides a terrible massage with cold oil and tried to finish as quickly as possible. No massage table just a crappy uncomfortable bed. Her trailer and property is the perfect description of a "you might be a redneck" joke. The photos are old and not a good description of she looks now.

As for part Cherokee, she does have some features and bone structures that are common in the Cherokee people and white skin means nothing. I was told all my life we had some Cherokee blood, however a DNA test told me a different story. I have 0% Native American. I have DNA from every continent except the Americas, LOL!

[QUOTE=GaltGuy;5235598]You are quite right, RJ. Apologies to all, especially anyone who unknowingly ended up with LM's dildo stuck somewhere unpleasant.[/QUOTE]I never took the plunge with Lady Monica; does she try to tie clients up then get a strapon after them?

No problem brother. Thought I would try clearing up since he is a noobie and at least seems to be trying to do it right and share info instead of asking for info.

[QUOTE=GaltGuy;5235598]You are quite right, RJ. Apologies to all, especially anyone who unknowingly ended up with LM's dildo stuck somewhere unpleasant.[/QUOTE]

Did anyone ever get a response from BigDawgy420 about what he found?

[QUOTE=WillMeOff2015;5223080][URL]https://knoxville.skipthegames.com/massage/caucasian_w/deep-tissue-and-theraputic-mas/663708206393[/URL][/QUOTE]Acted nervous and hurried. Horrible room condition. No table. Asked roommate to finish her job. Roommate had great hands on the finish but won't return.

[QUOTE=RidgerMan;5238210]Did anyone ever get a response from BigDawgy420 about what he found?[/QUOTE]I PM'd him and still nothing.

Gents, I'm new to Knoxville and have recently tried several of your Asian spas.

Most of my experience has been massage only and no extras. However.

I did dream of a pleasant rub with LeiLei at a spa on Kingston Pike. Returned the other day only to learn she was no longer working there? I did get really good massage only at Moon and Relax.

I want to experience a woman's touch. I am intemidated and nervous about it. I want a massage with a happy ending by another woman. Does anyone who does massage see women as well? Someone nice, professional and drug free. Not looking for a 3 some. Looking to be a paying customer. I get this is a boy's only club but this is what I want to check off my bucket list.

I pm'd everyone back sorry I work 5 12's a week but on the place named you must make your face familiar I go once a month so far I've got rub and tug every time and titty fuck last time.

[QUOTE=BigDawgy420;5234750]I'm new to thread but I've been active in the hobby for a while now I know where to get a decent rub and tug for a fairly cheap price and it's not Rose's or Lucky Star pm if interested.[/QUOTE]Gone to moon with no extra. Jessica with he. 5 star with no extra. Massage works with self serve.

[QUOTE=BigDawgy420;5240463]I pm'd everyone back sorry I work 5 12's a week but on the place named you must make your face familiar I go once a month so far I've got rub and tug every time and titty fuck last time.[/QUOTE]Yes and thank you for responding.

Erin, I recommend Crave Meg. If you don't know or can't find her, PM me.

[QUOTE=MsErinK;5240306]I want to experience a woman's touch. I am intemidated and nervous about it. I want a massage with a happy ending by another woman. Does anyone who does massage see women as well? Someone nice, professional and drug free. Not looking for a 3 some. Looking to be a paying customer. I get this is a boy's only club but this is what I want to check off my bucket list.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TripJ;5235384]I think he is willing to share info not asking for info.[/QUOTE]Waste of time and money.

Where is he talking about?

[QUOTE=TwoNutts;5242446]Waste of time and money.[/QUOTE]

Here's somethin fo yo asses!

Let's take a little trip down Kingston Puke.

I like going to AMPs when they're new. Less old, crusty spittle on the face-hole that way. So, I haven't been to many of these in quite some time.

Relax Massage. Slightly above average massage. Near-definite potential for more. I had to piss and didn't care that day.

Oasis Massage (closed) - Honorable mention for the oldest and most un-enthusiastic granny who's ever done that dumb finger pull thing to me.

Massage Envy. Below average massage. Slight-potential for more. The granny yelled at me for my bad tip and told me she'd never massage me again for that amount. No shit, I never went back.

Hong Massage. I've never gone here. I don't know why. In my mind, I imagine it is like how Oasis used to be. I'm probably wrong.

Meridian Massage (maybe closed?) - Honorable mention for the bizarre location and the even more bizarre conversation the granny had with me about her kids, while I was sitting next to her fully nude and flacid.

Rose Massage. Way below average massage. Definite potential. For ejaculating into her hands, which she takes to the sink and washes down the drain. The only decent thing about the massage is that it is fully nude (without towel).

Massage Work. Below average massage. Almost no potential for more. Way too much elbowing me in the back, which is nothing new.

Feet Retreat. Slightly above average massage. I pulled a whitey, which was weird. Needless to say, zero chance for anything, towels and blankets all over the place.

Moon Massage. Slightly above average massage. Slight teasing, slight potential for more.

That foot place off Campbells Run (close enough to Kingston Pike) - Near definite potential for more. This is close to the standard AMP you'll find in other cities.

It must be our region's more relaxed attitude towards a pandemic, but they seem to be popping up everywhere these days! They're all old though, some are really old. Almost all will give you your full 60 or 90 minutes. Almost none will tug on your pecker.

[QUOTE=Volen65;5244353]Here's somethin fo yo asses!

Let's take a little trip down Kingston Puke.

I like going to AMPs when they're new. Less old, crusty spittle on the face-hole that way. So, I haven't been to many of these in quite some time.

Relax Massage. Slightly above average massage. Near-definite potential for more. I had to piss and didn't care that day.

Oasis Massage (closed) - Honorable mention for the oldest and most un-enthusiastic granny who's ever done that dumb finger pull thing to me.

Massage Envy. Below average massage. Slight-potential for more. The granny yelled at me for my bad tip and told me she'd never massage me again for that amount. No shit, I never went back.

Hong Massage. I've never gone here. I don't know why. In my mind, I imagine it is like how Oasis used to be. I'm probably wrong.

Meridian Massage (maybe closed?) - Honorable mention for the bizarre location and the even more bizarre conversation the granny had with me about her kids, while I was sitting next to her fully nude and flacid.

Rose Massage. Way below average massage. Definite potential. For ejaculating into her hands, which she takes to the sink and washes down the drain. The only decent thing about the massage is that it is fully nude (without towel).

Massage Work. Below average massage. Almost no potential for more. Way too much elbowing me in the back, which is nothing new.[/QUOTE]Good info for an out of towner. Thanks.

[QUOTE=MsErinK;5240306]I want to experience a woman's touch. I am intemidated and nervous about it. I want a massage with a happy ending by another woman. Does anyone who does massage see women as well? Someone nice, professional and drug free. Not looking for a 3 some. Looking to be a paying customer. I get this is a boy's only club but this is what I want to check off my bucket list.[/QUOTE]MsErin, I would suggest CandysCurves. She does nuru massage and enjoys the ladies as well.