Lanes. Amy (The Cutest in the area IMO)
Disclaimer: Amy was hesitant about publicity. She's new to Chicago and wants "to work safely". However, I have an obligation to this community to share pertinent info that may benefit all parties involved. I was planning to take a break from this hobby for the holidays, but my nature compelled me to visit Lanes. As I'm writing this, I'm already having FOMO. A portion of my Christmas bonus might as well be direct deposited to Lanes / Amy.
Summary: Amy is astonishingly cute. Probably in her 30's but looks like she's 21. [blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue]Face requires minimal make-up. Body is amazing. Natural C's. Awesome round cute ass and juicy thighs. She's an anime character come to life. Her personality is more reserved and shy making it seem at first that she's inexperienced, but her BJ and FS skills are great. I literally almost came in 20 seconds from her riding me chest to chest. Had an amazing time, her last day is a few days before Christmas. She's a unicorn. She reminds me of Olivia from Sunny Day (Mt. P) a few summers ago, but better in every way.
Other Notes: Lanes current line-up is: Amy (amazing youngster), Lemon (good MILF), Hanni? (not sure if if it's Hanna from earlier this year). Momo is out on vacay. $80 for 50 minutes is the rate now. I thought it was 60 minutes but the new MMS scolded me about it.
Amy. Very cool girl (and I use the term "girl" intentionally). Great looking face and natural body. Please Please treat her right so that she returns to Chicago in 2025. I implore you. If you do see her, please don't mention this review either. My loyalty is torn, but I've know you guys longer LOL.
Last thought: Those who have been in the hobby kinda know who some of the mainstays and "legendary" MTs are in the area. It's so refreshing when you come across a potential new superstar. That's what I feel like I experienced. YMMV but I would be willing to stake my USG rep on it LOL. She's good.
Merry Christmas, you filthy mongers!
Relax and Lane expeditions
Longtime lurker and poster of local MPs.
Well, it appears my time with Ewa has come to an end or need a break.
Reserved some time with her later in the day, 8 pm but when I called back, they said come at 8:30. No Problem.
Got there and they proceeded to have me wait in the bathroom, first time for everything. Was uncomfortable in the front sitting on the couch but even more put off hiding out in the bathroom.
Ewa comes to collect me and escorts me to room 2. She asks how long, 1 hr with a table shower. Give her the. 65 and she leaves to get the TS heated up and ready. Into the room we go and she has me lay face down and proceeds to lift her skirt as not to get it wet. I lay on my side and proceed to rub her clit; Bush and she allows FIV. After a few seconds Ewa insists we get the TS moving along and I lay face down on the table. Typical attention to all crevices, the boys and my third leg. After she rinses me off and asks me to stand, she starts drying me from head to toe. Love when she kneels in front of me and takes my member into her mouth for a short BBBJ. The door is slightly ajar and I casually close while she is taking it all in and looking up at me. She finishes drying, wraps towel around and headed back to room 2. If you have been with Ewa you know the massage will be good. Here is when things get squirrely. She calls for VeVe (WeWe) and says she has to talk with the owner who I later found out was named Lily. First time this has happened to me. Ewa says VeVe will take care of me and she will be back. VeVe starts to massage me while standing at my head giving access to the goods. Well, it was that time of the month for her. I turn to my side, and she pulls her dress down and out pops her beautiful titties. She lays on the table next to me and I ended up sucking and caressing them for several minutes. We talk about Ewa and that she must be with another client. VeVe promised me Ewa was talking with the owner. After several minutes Ewa does come back and VeVe leaves. Ewa apologizes and starts back where she was in my massage with the oil and hot towel, off comes her dress and starts rubbing her titties from my feet to my head and stopping at my crack. I lift up my backside and she begins with an awesome rimming session. After several minutes of rimming, she lays next to me on the table giving me full access and I start FIV, DFK and we continue BB with all positions, for what seemed to be 20 minutes, she started complaining I was taking too long and wanted to finish me off with her hand but I wanted to finish with Mish on the edge of table. I finally came and she pushed me away, complaining she was tired, I took too long to cum and too much FIV. I cleaned myself with the wet towel, got dressed. When I gave her the $. 60 tip she says to me. You ask for other girl next time. Will be sure not to give to the Ewa college fund again.
After my latest experience at Relax I decided to try out Lane's, I had been there several years ago when operated by older MTs but after reading here on the forum I thought I'd TOFTT. Made a reservation and 15 min later found myself walking up to the second floor and walking into the vestibule with the MMS sitting there asking me if I was the one who called. She proceeded to escort me to the very first room and closed the door. After a few minutes Lemon walks in, Korean MILF great tits, skinny and about 5'6". She escorted me back to the TS room and it was one of the most least eventful TS I have ever had. Tried to talk with her but she appeared to not want to or didn't understand English. She seemed to be pissed I was asking her questions. She dries me off and takes me to the Sauna for a few minutes. Back to the room and she starts with the slowest and softest massage I have ever experienced, I try to talk to her again and she responds with something cold. She finishes with the massage and starts to do a soft tease on my backside and asks me what I want and how much I want to pay. $. 60 rate and she leaves to get supplies and back to the room, dims the lights and slips off her dress. WOW, spinner type, beautiful full C's, tiny ass and shaved Bush. She allows me to suck on those eraser nips and play with her clit but no FIV. I get her to lay on the table and go for some DATY, she is super sensitive and wants to do mish only after a minute or two. We start and I wasn't feeling it, so she had to proceed to blow me to get hard again and then pushes me onto the table and starts with CG then RCG, the little guy was happy again, seeing and squeezing her little ass made me come like a teenager again. Cleaned up and I was out the door. As I was leaving Lemon introduced me to another MT. Don't remember the name. YMMV with other MTs.
Looks like I'll be back to Relax and eating at KiKi's table looking to experience everything she offers.
Stay Safe Out There!
Vivi. Cute GFE (2-pops acheived)
After trying to venture out to another Spa, further from me in the Suburbs, and experiencing a mishap there, I needed a sure-thing, and that brought me back to Relax Spa in lovely Glen Ellyn. I walked in and was greeted by someone I had never seen before. She was a cute MILF, didn't get her name, but I asked for Kiki and they told me she's out on Holiday.
Then I asked for Vivi (had her several times before and she remembered me) and she came out scantily clad in a towel and greeted me with a kiss. She took me to the room for more kissing before she left to go shower up. She came back and I immediately started kissing her while she helped me undress. The foreplay was great with this one. She laid on the table rubbing herself while moaning. It was like a scene from phub. She wiped down junior and began uncovered BJ. She positioned herself for 69 and she tasted so sweet. Must have ate for 7-10 minutes and almost came from that. She put the rubber on and started sensually riding. After about 5 minutes we switched to doggy and I couldn't hold it in anymore. Filled the bag with what seemed like a pint of seamen (hyperbole). She told me I'm the only customer that she allows tongue kissing (sure.) We had about 30 minutes left into the hour session and she asked if I wanted a massage. I said "No. You should rest" to which she giggled and began cuddling with me occasionally kissing my neck and shoulder making slurping noises. After about 15 minutes she began stroking me and noticed that jr. Was hard again. She giggled and signaled "two" with her hand and I nodded in approval. She got the oil and stroked in a "tornado-ish" movement. She then switched to the standard grip and positioned herself so that I could suck on her big titties. I gloriously came again splattering giz all over her hand and my tummy. She cleaned us up and I was filled with dopamine. She helped me get dressed (buttoning up my shirt, etc.) as we kissed some more. GFE at it's finest.
Vivi. Cute face, amazing body. Big c tits (natural) and cute bubble-butt that tasted great. A+ service. $65 / hour (and it was a full hour); none of that $80 for 50 minutes bullshit at Lanes. Because it is the holiday season and it was within my means and b / c I had an amazing time considering the bad morning I was having, I offered to donate $200. Her reaction was "This is too much, please no. " Can you believe that? Melted my heart. I insisted she keep it and even handed her the $15 change from the $80 I gave for the hourly fee. She put it in my pocket and told me to buy something to eat (she noticed my stomach growling earlier when we were cuddling). What a Babe.
Side note: I was saddened to learn that Relax Spa will be open on Christmas Day LOL. I felt bad for these MTs. Most Spas in the area will be closed. If you are feeling lonely on Christmas Day, this could be an option. Treat Vivi well. She deserves it.
Merry Christmas, You Filthy Mongers!
New MT at Relax. Ann. TOFTT!
Ok all you mongers out there. TOFTT at Relax.
It was late on a snowy night and I called ahead to reserve KiKi. She was on vacation and I asked for ViVi. OK they said. I was going to be there around 8:30 pm. Pulled up to the back but had to walk around to the front, walked in and was asked to come around the divider. As I started to walk through the hallway, I was met by Ewa, ViVi and a new girl "Ann". They informed me that ViVi was on her period and to take Ewa. So here is the question I ask all of you.
I was there a couple of seeks ago (RTFF) and ViVi also had her period then as well.
I wonder if their pussies get tired from all the F'and and are not interested late at night.
So I was going to walk out, felt like a bait and switch. But they pushed the newbie on me "Ann" she was standing in the room doorway with me and grabbing me through my clothes and letting me feel her nipples of her B size tiddies as I was deciding to stay or not. The little head decided to take a chance because I'm a monger without prejudice, it's been a long time since I TOFTT.
Here are the details. She said she has been there for a few days. Ended up blowing in her hand as we were in 69 position.
5'1":
Face - 4/10.
Body - 6/10 nice tiddies, small ass (they all look good in their tight dresses).
Massage - 5/10 (too hard and no real pressure).
TS - 5/10 (wanted me to lay on the table before it was warmed up, no teasing but cleaned all the crevices well).
BBBJ, DATY, Mich, ACG, RCG, 69.
No. FIV, FIA, Rimming, 69 (no sucking just tongue).
House - . 65.
Tip - $. 40.
As I'm walking to the back door. There is Ewa and she stops to hug me and as we are hugging she says in my ear that she misses me and I slide my had over her ass to reach under her dress and she is wearing nothing, I proceed to reach further to her pussy and she allows me to FIV for a couple of seconds. It was wet as usual.
These MTs know how to F'ck with our minds.
Stay Safe You Filthy Animals!
Lanes. Lulu (Double-D and dump trunk)
Lulu's face looks like a mixture of Asian & Latina (very exotic). Huge double-d knockers and a curvy dump trunk ass. Seemed very outgoing.
For context. I got introduced to her after spending time with Amy on her ultima nocturne. (For info on Amy see my review on this thread in December).
Other info: Lineup is just Lulu and new cute girl (don't know name) along with a sprinkle of Momo every now and then (sporadic schedule, maybe by appt. Only?) Kelly comes back in April 2025. Amy returns May 2025. I asked about one of my favs, Jessica, but MMS did not know her 2025 return date. That's all I got, Fellas. Peace.
Blossom Spa any good reviews?
Blossom Spa any good reviews?
Blossom Spa any good reviews?
Blossom Spa any good reviews?
