Ft. Lauderdale - Escort Reports

First let me say that I agree with the previous poster about Lisa. Burnt out is the perfect word. She works 6 days a week sometimes. It has got to take a mental toll on these ladies.

But now about Lola. All I can say is, 100% would repeat. Feeding frenzies on new girls usually mean two things, either the girl is outstanding or the desire to meet fresh meat is just that big. Well, been doing this long enough to count on the latter being the case.

So I waited till the frenzy died down a bit before dreaming of this woman. I walked in and was blown away. A total smoke show. Perfect lingerie set, perfect hair, perfect make up and with a huge smile on an angelic face. I knew this was going to be good.

Let me also say that she was super clean and fresh (very important for me). I freshen up and was immediately greeted with lots of DFK. She sits me down on the bed and allows me to inspect her curvy yet perfect body. Ad says naturals but I knew from the pics these were man mades. Tip my cap to the surgeon as they felt very soft and could almost pass as real. She has me lay on the bed and that's when she starts amazing BBJ with attention to the boys. Not too hard but soft and sensual eventually leading to DT action with eye contact. Now this is where the fun begins, I have her move up for more DFK and then I tell her its my turn. DATY was served and she's either academy award level acting or she hasn't been licked properly in quite some time. She baked 2 cookies, LOUD. She was shivering and kept saying, "FUCK". Pretty hot I must say. Back to even more intense DFK after her cookies got baked, holding my head hard like I was a lost love returned. Now even more BBJ with even more intensity. I was ready for the cover. She happily got on and did CG. She was into it. Man, really into it. Those man mades were flying. I was drenched in sweat and I busted but she wasn't done so I held on until she baked a third cookie. "Oh my God, I'm going to cum again!" she says. Well it happened all right, I felt the keagles. She cleans me up. We chat for a bit and comment on how important chemistry is to have a good time in this dream hobby. I rinse off again as I am a clean freak. She says come back anytime and I say "I will! DFK out the door. Dream over. Happy monger.

Probably the best English out of the crew at BDs. I would see this gal often before she burns out. May do a 2 hour dream next time as she was that good. Sorry Dara, LOL.

Of course, YMMV. Stay safe mongers.

[QUOTE=CoolBreeze99;5891319]First let me say that I agree with the previous poster about Lisa. Burnt out is the perfect word. She works 6 days a week sometimes. It has got to take a mental toll on these ladies.

But now about Lola. All I can say is, 100% would repeat. Feeding frenzies on new girls usually mean two things, either the girl is outstanding or the desire to meet fresh meat is just that big. Well, been doing this long enough to count on the latter being the case.

So I waited till the frenzy died down a bit before dreaming of this woman. I walked in and was blown away. A total smoke show. Perfect lingerie set, perfect hair, perfect make up and with a huge smile on an angelic face. I knew this was going to be good.

Let me also say that she was super clean and fresh (very important for me). I freshen up and was immediately greeted with lots of DFK. She sits me down on the bed and allows me to inspect her curvy yet perfect body. Ad says naturals but I knew from the pics these were man mades. Tip my cap to the surgeon as they felt very soft and could almost pass as real. She has me lay on the bed and that's when she starts amazing BBJ with attention to the boys. Not too hard but soft and sensual eventually leading to DT action with eye contact. Now this is where the fun begins, I have her move up for more DFK and then I tell her its my turn. DATY was served and she's either academy award level acting or she hasn't been licked properly in quite some time. She baked 2 cookies, LOUD. She was shivering and kept saying, "FUCK". Pretty hot I must say. Back to even more intense DFK after her cookies got baked, holding my head hard like I was a lost love returned. Now even more BBJ with even more intensity. I was ready for the cover. She happily got on and did CG. She was into it. Man, really into it. Those man mades were flying. I was drenched in sweat and I busted but she wasn't done so I held on until she baked a third cookie. "Oh my God, I'm going to cum again!" she says. Well it happened all right, I felt the keagles. She cleans me up. We chat for a bit and comment on how important chemistry is to have a good time in this dream hobby. I rinse off again as I am a clean freak. She says come back anytime and I say "I will! DFK out the door. Dream over. Happy monger.

Probably the best English out of the crew at BDs. I would see this gal often before she burns out. May do a 2 hour dream next time as she was that good. Sorry Dara, LOL.

Of course, YMMV. Stay safe mongers.[/QUOTE]Sounds like a phenomenal dream. Where is BDs and what was the damage? I'm traveling down later this week and at end of May so would love to dream with this one.

[QUOTE=SitbacRelax;5891757]Sounds like a phenomenal dream. Where is BDs and what was the damage? I'm traveling down later this week and at end of May so would love to dream with this one.[/QUOTE]Unless your an existing customer what I understand is that they won't be answering your calls.

[QUOTE=Powerhouse100;5891082]Anybody ever seen this girl? She will not send a pic, so it's hard to tell if it's her or not.

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/florida/ftlauderdale/80090880[/URL][/QUOTE]Usually, when a hooker uses words like "cheap guys" is a huge red flag and services are below average. I'll pass, not for me.

[QUOTE=Tantra6969;5891837]Unless your an existing customer what I understand is that they won't be answering your calls.[/QUOTE]To my knowledge, all coms with BD are done via text. If you are new, you will need a solid reference or two. They screen as they should.

Ruby is looking for people to meet.

You will need. 954-xxx-2671.

[QUOTE=G2246;5892595]Ruby is looking for people to meet.

You will need. 954-xxx-2671.[/QUOTE]Does anyone have a link or more info?

I remember seeing an ad on LC when I was visiting last year for a Ruby, redhead, sexy looking and loved greek.

Thanks.

[QUOTE=Powerhouse100;5891082]Anybody ever seen this girl? She will not send a pic, so it's hard to tell if it's her or not.

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/florida/ftlauderdale/80090880[/URL][/QUOTE]I had sent her a text asking for rates. She came back with $300 for H. She said has no hh rates. Can you say "GPS". Also I am going to assume with those rates she is still not GFE. I always get a kick of the one on LC asking for $600 (see link below) I am like "This is Listcrawler" not Eros.

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/florida/ftlauderdale/80558918[/URL]

[QUOTE=BootyHolic71;5884480]So I am not in your area but I used to be east coast of Florida back in the Indie Board days. Do you all remember a girl called THE Jamie. Or THEE Jamie? She was so hot but I never got to partake. Missed a close opportunity one time on my birthday. Regretted that one big time. Just curious what ever happened to her. She has to be in her 40's now. This was back in like 2004-2006 ish time frame.[/QUOTE]Just before covid in Jan of 2020 I ran into The Jamie working for a site run by women in Atlanta. I confirmed it was her but she was visiting a monger in DC while I was there.

[QUOTE=CoolBreeze99;5891319]First let me say that I agree with the previous poster about Lisa. Burnt out is the perfect word. She works 6 days a week sometimes. It has got to take a mental toll on these ladies.

But now about Lola. All I can say is, 100% would repeat. Feeding frenzies on new girls usually mean two things, either the girl is outstanding or the desire to meet fresh meat is just that big. Well, been doing this long enough to count on the latter being the case.

So I waited till the frenzy died down a bit before dreaming of this woman. I walked in and was blown away. A total smoke show. Perfect lingerie set, perfect hair, perfect make up and with a huge smile on an angelic face. I knew this was going to be good.

Let me also say that she was super clean and fresh (very important for me). I freshen up and was immediately greeted with lots of DFK. She sits me down on the bed and allows me to inspect her curvy yet perfect body. Ad says naturals but I knew from the pics these were man mades. Tip my cap to the surgeon as they felt very soft and could almost pass as real. She has me lay on the bed and that's when she starts amazing BBJ with attention to the boys. Not too hard but soft and sensual eventually leading to DT action with eye contact. Now this is where the fun begins, I have her move up for more DFK and then I tell her its my turn. DATY was served and she's either academy award level acting or she hasn't been licked properly in quite some time. She baked 2 cookies, LOUD. She was shivering and kept saying, "FUCK". Pretty hot I must say. Back to even more intense DFK after her cookies got baked, holding my head hard like I was a lost love returned. Now even more BBJ with even more intensity. I was ready for the cover. She happily got on and did CG. She was into it. Man, really into it. Those man mades were flying. I was drenched in sweat and I busted but she wasn't done so I held on until she baked a third cookie. "Oh my God, I'm going to cum again!" she says. Well it happened all right, I felt the keagles. She cleans me up. We chat for a bit and comment on how important chemistry is to have a good time in this dream hobby. I rinse off again as I am a clean freak. She says come back anytime and I say "I will! DFK out the door. Dream over. Happy monger.

Probably the best English out of the crew at BDs. I would see this gal often before she burns out. May do a 2 hour dream next time as she was that good. Sorry Dara, LOL.

Of course, YMMV. Stay safe mongers.[/QUOTE]Yep pretty much my experience as well. Best BD experience I've had so far.

She's still learning English though.

[QUOTE=HDMurdock;5891959]Usually, when a hooker uses words like "cheap guys" is a huge red flag and services are below average. I'll pass, not for me.[/QUOTE]Not worth it offers only a full hour service which I was not really interested in but I was out of there within 15 minutes it was too many rules and nothing that was on the plate that I liked so I gave her $20 and left.

[QUOTE=G2246;5892595]Ruby is looking for people to meet.

You will need. 954-xxx-2671.[/QUOTE]I was in Florida for Easter weekend and I visit ruby, she have a new better place, much better, have a good time.

I've been looking fora petite one with good service but?

[URL]https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/im-a-naughty-naughty-girl/45831485[/URL]

Saw Nara years ago. Apt on 19th ave in Hollywood, was 80 but 40 uncharge for HE. Below avg massage but a unique HE. Nice enough to speak with, never repeated

[QUOTE=Nova907;5888692]I believe this is her.

[URL]https://listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/florida/ftlauderdale/80394281[/URL]

Any one have any experience with Nara or Liza from massage finder?

I'll be in Hollywood and will only have one night to make an appointment, so I got to make it count!

[URL]https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/43044/[/URL]

[URL]https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/40566/[/URL][/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=Hollister;5893233]I was in Florida for Easter weekend and I visit ruby, she have a new better place, much better, have a good time.[/QUOTE]Does anyone have contact info or link for her?

Many thanks.

[QUOTE=MrNutt69;5893081]Not worth it offers only a full hour service which I was not really interested in but I was out of there within 15 minutes it was too many rules and nothing that was on the plate that I liked so I gave her $20 and left.[/QUOTE]I would of gave her 20 cents and left for being an idiot which she is. I agree if she don't like cheap guys it's a red flag and a bad sign of her giving bad service. She could get hurt for saying that to the next man.

[QUOTE=QuietStorm89;5847484]Any recent info. I know she has been around awhile comes and goes. Looks fun but pictures can be deceiving. What's on the menu and how much is admission?

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/florida/ftlauderdale/78289513[/URL][/QUOTE]I've had a few dreams about her, but none for over a year she was always fun, a bbw for sure, always dressed nice and clean. I missed here last time here but would repeat.

[URL]https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/kattredd-420-friendly/45847585[/URL]

Pulled the trigger on this week about 3 weeks back but just didn't get a chance to pass a verdict so here goes:

Body: 7. 25/10 - That ass phat, nice tits but noticeable baby damage, no Greek.

Personality: 8. 5/10 - She seems down to earth, upbeat personality, had a nice convo with her, honestly caters to you as long as your not an asshole.

Mouthpiece: 7/10 - Errting covered, bummer but hey better safe than sorry right?

Chance of Repeat: 8/10 - She's good in my books.

Damage was $. 2 for hhr.

Treat her right fellas.

Stay safe, stay alert.

[QUOTE=CoolBreeze99;5891319]First let me say that I agree with the previous poster about Lisa. Burnt out is the perfect word. She works 6 days a week sometimes. It has got to take a mental toll on these ladies.

But now about Lola. All I can say is, 100% would repeat. Feeding frenzies on new girls usually mean two things, either the girl is outstanding or the desire to meet fresh meat is just that big. Well, been doing this long enough to count on the latter being the case.

So I waited till the frenzy died down a bit before dreaming of this woman. I walked in and was blown away. A total smoke show. Perfect lingerie set, perfect hair, perfect make up and with a huge smile on an angelic face. I knew this was going to be good.

Let me also say that she was super clean and fresh (very important for me). I freshen up and was immediately greeted with lots of DFK. She sits me down on the bed and allows me to inspect her curvy yet perfect body. Ad says naturals but I knew from the pics these were man mades. Tip my cap to the surgeon as they felt very soft and could almost pass as real. She has me lay on the bed and that's when she starts amazing BBJ with attention to the boys. Not too hard but soft and sensual eventually leading to DT action with eye contact. Now this is where the fun begins, I have her move up for more DFK and then I tell her its my turn. DATY was served and she's either academy award level acting or she hasn't been licked properly in quite some time. She baked 2 cookies, LOUD. She was shivering and kept saying, "FUCK". Pretty hot I must say. Back to even more intense DFK after her cookies got baked, holding my head hard like I was a lost love returned. Now even more BBJ with even more intensity. I was ready for the cover. She happily got on and did CG. She was into it. Man, really into it. Those man mades were flying. I was drenched in sweat and I busted but she wasn't done so I held on until she baked a third cookie. "Oh my God, I'm going to cum again!" she says. Well it happened all right, I felt the keagles. She cleans me up. We chat for a bit and comment on how important chemistry is to have a good time in this dream hobby. I rinse off again as I am a clean freak. She says come back anytime and I say "I will! DFK out the door. Dream over. Happy monger.

Probably the best English out of the crew at BDs. I would see this gal often before she burns out. May do a 2 hour dream next time as she was that good. Sorry Dara, LOL.

Of course, YMMV. Stay safe mongers.[/QUOTE]Man reading this. I felt like I was on the Indy board. Thank you for posting a nice and well written review. Glad you guys had chemistry and couldn't agree more on how important this is. I've been out of the hobby for 4 years but do enjoy a solid review.

Anybody have any experience with any of their recent line-up? Who should I see? Who should I avoid?

I saw someone post asking same thing a little while ago but wanted to see if any new intel??

[URL]https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view/80683034/9544082431[/URL]

Looks like a cute spinner. The selfie pic doesn't really bother me if she's legit. TIA.

[QUOTE=Dragon527;5896226]I saw someone post asking same thing a little while ago but wanted to see if any new intel??

[URL]https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view/80683034/9544082431[/URL]

Looks like a cute spinner. The selfie pic doesn't really bother me if she's legit. TIA.[/QUOTE]If you read the reviews, she has cameras in her room to secretly record clients. Hell no.

She claims she's real and the only way to see if she's real is to show up. Anybody seen this new provider?

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/florida/ftlauderdale/80511278[/URL]

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/florida/ftlauderdale/80684695[/URL]

Anyone know what happened to her? Lost touch as she was supposedly moving back from Detroit last year.

[QUOTE=Sick1166;5877557]Any 1 have a lady that know how to ride a cock.

Due to recent back injury I am looking for a girl that luvs being on top and knows how to ride.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]Text me 239 I have this256 girl Valerie that will5651 blow your mind.

I had seen Alexis from Pretty kittys sometime last week. Date started off with CBJ followed by various positions. Although I'll say the pictures are fairly accurate they hide a quite gnarly cesarean scar. Rates are as advertised and the overall service was just ok, nothing to write home about.

Looking for DFK non stop who really luvs it.

Thanks.

[QUOTE=UgaBuga;5896646]I had seen Alexis from Pretty kittys sometime last week. Date started off with CBJ followed by various positions. Although I'll say the pictures are fairly accurate they hide a quite gnarly cesarean scar. Rates are as advertised and the overall service was just ok, nothing to write home about.[/QUOTE][URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/florida/ftlauderdale/80659264[/URL]

[QUOTE=BehindHer;5896498]She claims she's real and the only way to see if she's real is to show up. Anybody seen this new provider?

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/florida/ftlauderdale/80511278[/URL]

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/florida/ftlauderdale/80684695[/URL][/QUOTE]I spoke with her via FaceTime and she mentioned staying at the Days Inn off Oakland. Vibe seemed off tho and glad I didn't pull the trigger.

So I finally had enough of their bullshit Wednesday afternoon. They advertise first come first serve and literally every time you go there is a wait, some times not long. After going consistently you would think they would be more accommodating but no. I get there sit in parking lot, watch another guy park and go up before me. As soon as I see him walk down into parking lot of get a text saying ready. I've had enough of the sloppy seconds (more than that) sometimes out of sight out of mind. Its more so the fact of being a "regular" and having to deal with that type of bullshit.

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/florida/ftlauderdale/80719091[/URL]

I ended up seeing jenny who only provides HE. I went with the. 60 body to body which I've never had that service before. I must say I really enjoyed it and would repeat.

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/florida/ftlauderdale/80817740[/URL]

[QUOTE=Hollister;5893233]I was in Florida for Easter weekend and I visit ruby, she have a new better place, much better, have a good time.[/QUOTE]Can someone send me her number?

[QUOTE=FilthyKoala;5898064]I spoke with her via FaceTime and she mentioned staying at the Days Inn off Oakland. Vibe seemed off tho and glad I didn't pull the trigger.[/QUOTE]I texted her a few times never got a response, but she always post.

Yea you made the right decision. That location is very sketchy.

[QUOTE=FilthyKoala;5898064]I spoke with her via FaceTime and she mentioned staying at the Days Inn off Oakland. Vibe seemed off tho and glad I didn't pull the trigger.[/QUOTE]

Seeing Amber tomorrow for the first time. I know she has plenty of reviews from the past but has anyone seen her recently? I'll report back but I have a feeling I'm in for a good time.

[URL]https://tryst.link/escort/amber138[/URL]

[QUOTE=Dldl4376;5899636]Seeing Amber tomorrow for the first time. I know she has plenty of reviews from the past but has anyone seen her recently? I'll report back but I have a feeling I'm in for a good time.

[URL]https://tryst.link/escort/amber138[/URL][/QUOTE]I had a dream with her when she was on Indy and got good reviews, I however was not a fan, I believe she was a smoker and something about the whole deal just turned me off. I do hope you have a good time tho, just wanted to give my 2 cents.

[QUOTE=Dldl4376;5899636]Seeing Amber tomorrow for the first time. I know she has plenty of reviews from the past but has anyone seen her recently? I'll report back but I have a feeling I'm in for a good time.

[URL]https://tryst.link/escort/amber138[/URL][/QUOTE]I also saw her a few years back, during the indi era.

She was very popular, and with good reason, her head game is top notch.

[QUOTE=Reaper400;5896552]Anyone know what happened to her? Lost touch as she was supposedly moving back from Detroit last year.[/QUOTE]Appreciate whoever still had contact and reached out. Heard from her this am. Fortunately still had my no. Unfortunately still out of state. One of my ATF's. Maybe be back in Florida one day xfings.

PSA: Ad translations.

If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Mixed: Black.

Exotic: Black.

From the Islands: Black.

Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.

No AA: My pimp is black.

Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.

I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.

Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.

Squirter: I'll piss on you.

Party Friendly: Junkie.

Spinner: Usually junkie.

Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.

Deposit Required: Scam artist.

Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.

Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.

Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.

My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.

Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's Wi-Fi.

No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.

I Love White Guys: Overpay me.

Mature Men Only: Overpay me, don't fuck me too hard, and leave early.

No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.

[QUOTE=Hollister;5900278]PSA: Ad translations.

If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Mixed: Black.

Exotic: Black.[/QUOTE]LMAO thank you for that kind sir.

[QUOTE=Hollister;5900278]PSA: Ad translations.

If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.[/QUOTE]Seriously, this needs to go in Merriam Webster or Oxford. A perfect definition of words used on these sites. I think I'll have a couple drinks and read this again LOL.