Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=JoeMomma1954;5301324]I have been to a half dozen or so AMP in Madison and must say you need the jaws of life to get under the MT top. Is there any topless places in the area? I know when I used to go to Belvidere they were topless. But looking closer now to Madison. Also I suspect there are no AMP's with table showers? TIA.[/QUOTE]Just about all west side AMPs you should be able to get them topless after the flip if you want to spend that much. No issue getting them topless at state either but I haven't been there in a while. Shayla will do a topless massage I believe but why see her for a massage?

Seriously if you're going to spend how much it costs to get their tops off you may as well see Mia and have real fun unless you really need a massage I suppose.

[QUOTE=TheHand;5301827]Just about all west side AMPs you should be able to get them topless after the flip if you want to spend that much. No issue getting them topless at state either but I haven't been there in a while. Shayla will do a topless massage I believe but why see her for a massage?

Seriously if you're going to spend how much it costs to get their tops off you may as well see Mia and have real fun unless you really need a massage I suppose.[/QUOTE]I'm not proud that I know this but Mia gives a pretty decent massage.

[QUOTE=TheHand;5301827]Just about all west side AMPs you should be able to get them topless after the flip if you want to spend that much. No issue getting them topless at state either but I haven't been there in a while. Shayla will do a topless massage I believe but why see her for a massage?

Seriously if you're going to spend how much it costs to get their tops off you may as well see Mia and have real fun unless you really need a massage I suppose.[/QUOTE]Just had this happen at 558. Don't recall the girl but they popped right out. Tipped 60, she seemed happy, or at least didn't ask for more.

[QUOTE=TheHand;5301827]Just about all west side AMPs you should be able to get them topless after the flip if you want to spend that much. No issue getting them topless at state either but I haven't been there in a while. Shayla will do a topless massage I believe but why see her for a massage?

Seriously if you're going to spend how much it costs to get their tops off you may as well see Mia and have real fun unless you really need a massage I suppose.[/QUOTE]What kind of fun does she offer now? Last time I went it seemed kind of standard to me but again its been about a year or longer.

[QUOTE=Wj0272;5300136]Sweet Jesus Howard! You are a man with little words lately? How have you been?

Go get that pussy! LOL.[/QUOTE]Covid got me along with prostate cancer but I can still bang and lick it. I got my vaccines now and ready to hit it again. Is Dallas still around?

[QUOTE=Crisler;5297121]Good summary. Also, there is an entire thread devoted to this breathless inquiry:

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?23254-Tara[/URL]

P.S. I saw Tara once. Nearly 10 years ago. Had a great time, but really felt no compelling reason to repeat. I mean, come on, it was literally a glorified hand job. I was just getting into the pussy game. And I was like, "That was cool, but I was actually looking to, you know, fuck someone. " LOL.[/QUOTE]I repeated often cause I was getting some good mature pussy and ass.

[QUOTE=Howard5354;5303171]Covid got me along with prostate cancer but I can still bang and lick it. I got my vaccines now and ready to hit it again. Is Dallas still around?[/QUOTE]Dallas from like a decade ago? 😂.

[QUOTE=WiDaddy;5303545]Dallas from like a decade ago? 😂.[/QUOTE]Flashback Wednesday? I saw Dallas a couple of times at GH, many years ago. And she was a major presence / topic on the old HOH. I'd be surprised (but interested) if she was still in the game.

[QUOTE=Howard5354;5303171]Covid got me along with prostate cancer but I can still bang and lick it. I got my vaccines now and ready to hit it again. Is Dallas still around?[/QUOTE]Howard--The Legend!

So good to hear from you!

The Prostate Cancer, and can still bang? Do tell!

Covid, ugh. Doing well now, recovered I trust!

Dallas, now tat's a legend.

Bring us up to date!

[QUOTE=Howard5354;5303171]Covid got me along with prostate cancer but I can still bang and lick it. I got my vaccines now and ready to hit it again. Is Dallas still around?[/QUOTE]Dream on Howard. Dallas is long long gone. Remember Whitney?

[QUOTE=Redso12;5189158]Well to be honest I was very disappointing today with my visit can't remember the girls name but she was shorter and tan lots of tattoos and had dark hair.

First the good great body.

That's where the good ended.

The bad.

After taking my money she came back and informed me that masks have to be worn the whole time including hers.

So you can imagine how that affects any mouth work by her or me.

Couldn't even lick the titties or anything and she did not do any licking or sucking or anything either.

I thought oh well I'm here so might as well make the best of it..[/QUOTE]That would have been Monica. Saw her a few days ago. WOW what a total waste of time.

Just like you said put on the cover, laid back and said go at it. Had to wear a mask, no touching pussy and no sucking titties. Her hand stayed over her pussy and she did prevent me from going all the way in. Also made me pull out before I could even finish (one pulse and pull out). Hell I was covered at least let me finish pumping my jizz.

You are correct she has a great body and lots of tattoos. Other than that I should have picked the other one there. Don't recall that one's name but a flesh light would have been more fun than Monica.

[QUOTE=WiDaddy;5303545]Dallas from like a decade ago? 😂.[/QUOTE]I think he talking about the Dallas that hung with this Whitney he's always looking or.

Now the Dallas of old was my go to for quite some time. After she started the "restaurant" on Sherman Ave she was out of the business. She was the only one of the Midwest girls that I saw Those were the good old days of the hobble around here.

[QUOTE=Jwlgn309;5302114]Just had this happen at 558. Don't recall the girl but they popped right out. Tipped 60, she seemed happy, or at least didn't ask for more.[/QUOTE]I needed a good rub this week. My back was actually messed up. Went to 558 and was greeted by a young gal named Lia or Leah? A lot of no nonsense massage with only a couple tickles on the balls before the flip. After the call for the flip, she turned the lights down more, started rubbing my chest and groin. While I was OTC'ng her titties, I enquired if she'd remove the bra. That's when she asked"how much give" I offered $60. Tried to get me to bump it up a bit more but I held fast. Up comes the shirt and bra and I started playing with the mounds. These were a good B or maybe C cup. Very dark areolas and huge nips! They responded very well to my touch. The HE was slow and soft, no jack hammer, till I indicated I was about to pop. After she kept milking me for quite some time. Told me she was wet. I put my hand in her crotch, OTC and she was soaked. The she ask me if I liked pussy, well yeah! I would jump at the chance to have a taste. But my time was almost done. Clean up and a scalp massage and bottle of water to go.

[QUOTE=Shooter61;5304995]I needed a good rub this week. My back was actually messed up. Went to 558 and was greeted by a young gal named Lia or Leah? A lot of no nonsense massage with only a couple tickles on the balls before the flip. After the call for the flip, she turned the lights down more, started rubbing my chest and groin. While I was OTC'ng her titties, I enquired if she'd remove the bra. That's when she asked"how much give" I offered $60. Tried to get me to bump it up a bit more but I held fast. Up comes the shirt and bra and I started playing with the mounds. These were a good B or maybe C cup. Very dark areolas and huge nips! They responded very well to my touch. The HE was slow and soft, no jack hammer, till I indicated I was about to pop. After she kept milking me for quite some time. Told me she was wet. I put my hand in her crotch, OTC and she was soaked. The she ask me if I liked pussy, well yeah! I would jump at the chance to have a taste. But my time was almost done. Clean up and a scalp massage and bottle of water to go.[/QUOTE]Pretty sure that's the same girl I had, the nips are definitely a match.

They're back on top of my rankings, I've had consistently good service with attractive masseuses there lately. I like FH but the construction is such a huge pain, not worth it right now.

[QUOTE=MadJockey;5304976]I think he talking about the Dallas that hung with this Whitney he's always looking or.

Now the Dallas of old was my go to for quite some time. After she started the "restaurant" on Sherman Ave she was out of the business. She was the only one of the Midwest girls that I saw Those were the good old days of the hobble around here.[/QUOTE]Very good. Glad that Dallas is still around. I used to wear that pussy out. When she was out of town dancing at Scores in Chicago I wore Witney out.

Went to Cherry for the first time yesterday. Been to Angel and the place on E wash a bunch before but never ventured west. Definitely a better looking masseuse and spoke better English. Got the HR, good massage some tease before flip. Top up for 60, panties down for 100.

I was at the Monona post Office today and saw a group of people gathered in front of the spa. I decided to head over there and see what the commotion was. There were 2 dead mallard ducks right on their doorstep. According to the guy who was standing there, someone just drove by and threw them on their doorstep. One of the ladies came out, got a disgusted look on her face and took the dead ducks and threw them away from the door.

So now we have a dead mallard in the parking lot and one about 25' away on the sidewalk. What the h* Is this some kind of a message like a horse's head? Some kind of Asian gang thing. ? Weird. It's now 2 pm Monday.

[QUOTE=IronMan74;5310980]I was at the Monona post Office today and saw a group of people gathered in front of the spa. I decided to head over there and see what the commotion was. There were 2 dead mallard ducks right on their doorstep. According to the guy who was standing there, someone just drove by and threw them on their doorstep. One of the ladies came out, got a disgusted look on her face and took the dead ducks and threw them away from the door.

So now we have a dead mallard in the parking lot and one about 25' away on the sidewalk. What the h* Is this some kind of a message like a horse's head? Some kind of Asian gang thing. ? Weird. It's now 2 pm Monday.[/QUOTE]Could be Asian hate related so I'm definitely avoiding the Madison AMPs now.

[QUOTE=TheHand;5311431]Could be Asian hate related so I'm definitely avoiding the Madison AMPs now.[/QUOTE]Wowsers went from 0-1000 real quick LOL totally not an overreaction.

[QUOTE=SconnieNation7;5309090]Went to Cherry for the first time yesterday. Been to Angel and the place on E wash a bunch before but never ventured west. Definitely a better looking masseuse and spoke better English. Got the HR, good massage some tease before flip. Top up for 60, panties down for 100.[/QUOTE]So panties down at 100. But does my member gets to enter the pussy? That's the question I want to be answered!

[QUOTE=LoveBoydodo;5312290]So panties down at 100. But does my member gets to enter the pussy? That's the question I want to be answered![/QUOTE]It didn't. Unless you consider fingers a member LOL.

[QUOTE=SconnieNation7;5313448]It didn't. Unless you consider fingers a member LOL.[/QUOTE]Wonder how much for a lick.

Learning a lot, appreciate all the sharing. Would someone mind telling me PM if necessary what the 558 and 6665 are. TIA.

So I finally made my first visit to Cherry as well. I was greeted by a young (ish) thin, somewhat tall women with long hair. She escorted me to a room for my visit. I was a little concerned about the two signs in their saying to keep the door open during the massage and to "Keep your shorts", but prepared as if I was at any other AMP. She came back in with her hair up and began to work. The beginning was a little different than I was used to elsewhere, but not bad. Then she climbed the table and started walking up my legs and eventually back. I've never had this before and was surprised how good it was. She then continued with the standard massage including light teasing. Upon the flip I asked her what her name was and she seemed upset that I had "forgot it". I explained that I had never been there before (her English was good on AMP standards) and she immediately started apologizing. She really thought I was one of her regular clients. Which explained the back walking. Quick and playful negotiation for the top to come off and enjoyed the attention from there on out. Sadly Jimmy wasn't ready to full play today, but she was determined to make everything work out. I finally told her she could stop and we finished as normal. Overall it was a good, albeit different, visit and I plan on returning.

I can understand that some guys want a fairly decent massage from a really cute girl, with some tease and maybe a HE, and maybe, just maybe full service. But from reading the reviews the past few years it seems like 9 times out of 10 you ain't getting any of those things. Shit, if the girls looked like the ones in the ads, I'd give it a shot. I appreciate the reviews, but why keep trying? I know, I know, that unicorn might be out there. But why not just go to Geisha House?

[QUOTE=RawlSocket;5316344]I can understand that some guys want a fairly decent massage from a really cute girl, with some tease and maybe a HE, and maybe, just maybe full service. But from reading the reviews the past few years it seems like 9 times out of 10 you ain't getting any of those things. Shit, if the girls looked like the ones in the ads, I'd give it a shot. I appreciate the reviews, but why keep trying? I know, I know, that unicorn might be out there. But why not just go to Geisha House?[/QUOTE]So GH is a sure thing, but there's just some things lacking. Asian women are almost always more playful. They give you a shower and the fun usually starts there. They're almost always tiny and clean and not on drugs. And there's always the mystery what you're going to get unless you go to certain spas.

I once hit a random massage place in Pittsburgh. The first time was shirt off bra off and tits in my face in 5 minutes. The 2nd trip was a BJ. The 3rd was a homerun and after a month she was coming over to my house on Saturday nights. She's now gone back to China, but sometimes you hit the jackpot.

At GH you just expect a lackluster massage and straight forward covered everything. So that's why I go to the AMPs.

[QUOTE=TravelinHandy;5316376]So GH is a sure thing, but there's just some things lacking. Asian women are almost always more playful. They give you a shower and the fun usually starts there. They're almost always tiny and clean and not on drugs. And there's always the mystery what you're going to get unless you go to certain spas.

I once hit a random massage place in Pittsburgh. The first time was shirt off bra off and tits in my face in 5 minutes. The 2nd trip was a BJ. The 3rd was a homerun and after a month she was coming over to my house on Saturday nights. She's now gone back to China, but sometimes you hit the jackpot.

At GH you just expect a lackluster massage and straight forward covered everything. So that's why I go to the AMPs.[/QUOTE]You're description doesn't seem to match up with any of the reviews I've read lately.

[QUOTE=CurbFeeler;5264439]The owner died, they closed that night never to reopen. Sad Curb enjoyed.[/QUOTE]Thank you for the specific here, Curb. I had been following news, even accidentally in the courthouse to observe a hearing that might have been prior to this, but never felt I knew why it closed from the press I saw. Was only there twice, but have two great memories and wished it was still an option based on those visits.

Any input / comments regarding Lexi?

[URL]https://madison.skipthegames.com/massage/caucasian_e/incall-available-all-day-cant/335501671497[/URL]

[QUOTE=DIrie999;5319019]Any input / comments regarding Lexi?

[URL]https://madison.skipthegames.com/massage/caucasian_e/incall-available-all-day-cant/335501671497[/URL][/QUOTE]She's been reviewed. The pics are real, but quite dated. She's worth seeing once, for a qv. That's about how much quality you can expect from her.

Does anyone know what is going on with relax spa? I haven't tried calling or going in, but they have covered their entire sign with the exception of the word spa. Was wondering if anyone knew the story behind that.

Anyone have contact information for a Mia in Madison?

[QUOTE=Flagrant;5319454]She's been reviewed. The pics are real, but quite dated. She's worth seeing once, for a qv. That's about how much quality you can expect from her.[/QUOTE]Saw her once last summer. 150 for BBBJ. She worked quick, was in and out in less than 20 minutes. Pics are definitely a few years old but they're her. She'll do in a pinch if you got to get your nut but not worth repeating.

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[QUOTE=DIrie999;5319019]Any input / comments regarding Lexi?

[URL]https://madison.skipthegames.com/massage/caucasian_e/incall-available-all-day-cant/335501671497[/URL][/QUOTE]Pass. The pics are real but pre-baby. At the beginning, her looks made up for the lack of skill or enthusiasm, but no more. The lifestyle broke her down.

Going to be in Madison for an appointment later in the week. Would really appreciate any advise on which AMP and / or provider to spend an hour or so with. Please pm me.

[QUOTE=Ccannon078;5324500]Going to be in Madison for an appointment later in the week. Would really appreciate any advise on which AMP and / or provider to spend an hour or so with. Please pm me.[/QUOTE]Just got to love these guys asking? Second post asking questions. READ BACKWARDS TO FIND WHAT YOUR LOOKING FOR! Curb.

[QUOTE=CurbFeeler;5324878]Just got to love these guys asking? Second post asking questions. READ BACKWARDS TO FIND WHAT YOUR LOOKING FOR! Curb.[/QUOTE]Totally agree. Of course, in all fairness, I've read every single message posted in the main Madison threads going on nearly 10 years. And if you asked me, which AMP can I get my dick sucked at, I'd have no fucking clue. It's a crap shoot, filled with fantasy and delusion, and very little reliable satisfaction. Dudes happy to have granny show a nipple, it's that bad.

Am I right?

Any experiences or comments with these providers? Thanks!

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[URL]https://madison.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/hollys-back-on-the-west/065026120732[/URL]

[QUOTE=Flagrant;5324989]Totally agree. Of course, in all fairness, I've read every single message posted in the main Madison threads going on nearly 10 years. And if you asked me, which AMP can I get my dick sucked at, I'd have no fucking clue. It's a crap shoot, filled with fantasy and delusion, and very little reliable satisfaction. Dudes happy to have granny show a nipple, it's that bad.

Am I right?[/QUOTE]Not only that. Granny also expect that I can cum just seeing the shaggy tits!