Massage Parlor Reports

Was on Archer the other day on my way home from the airport. Noticed Presidential. Decided to stop in and see what it was about. Two latinas working. One in her mid 30s, thin. One in her early 20s with a tight body, Natasha. Picked Natasha. Took one hour for.5. The place is large and only partially built out. I was the only person there--seems like it could be loud if it was busy. I skipped the offer of a table shower because the room smelled musty. Great massage. Good work on my shoulders and legs. Teased the boys quite a bit as well. On the flip offered a generous menu of extras. Usual pricing .5, 1.0, 1.5, etc. Very talented. I will return.

[QUOTE=Chimonger]The place is run by a white guy who works the front desk with a desk and computer.[/QUOTE]

Imagine that... :)

Hey all.,

I went to my first place near my neighborhood. Relax. I was terribly nervous, but wanted to check it out cause wives don't massage and I had a bad stiff neck. I can't remember the girls name, she was cute asian, but the massage sucked. I waited in anticipation for something to happen as the massage came to an end, but she offered nothing which was not surprising cause she did not really flirt. Here is the weird part.

I am fully dressed and I give her a.15 tip for the.5 massage. She responded with anger."how much you tip after good meal"

I asked her "you want me to give you more money and leave or stay"

She stormed out of the room.

I was shocked

I dunno what happened?

I am also trying to understand and maybe gain access to a good spot near that area that is safe

Peace

What is BP?

[QUOTE=Rico Forty]What is BP?[/QUOTE]

British Petroleum?
Or Back Pages?

I'm boycotting British Petroleum for letting that terrorist bomber free!
Back Pages never freed a terrorist. Let's give them all our business!

[QUOTE=Json25]Hey all.,

I went to my first place near my neighborhood. Relax. I was terribly nervous, but wanted to check it out cause wives don't massage and I had a bad stiff neck. I can't remember the girls name, she was cute asian, but the massage sucked. I waited in anticipation for something to happen as the massage came to an end, but she offered nothing which was not surprising cause she did not really flirt. Here is the weird part.

I am fully dressed and I give her a.15 tip for the.5 massage. She responded with anger."how much you tip after good meal"

I asked her "you want me to give you more money and leave or stay"

She stormed out of the room.

I was shocked

I dunno what happened?

I am also trying to understand and maybe gain access to a good spot near that area that is safe

Peace[/QUOTE]

Relax is one of the best places around to monger. It just seems you are not yet ready for prime time.

From reading your account it seems that you signalled your girl that something wasn't right by your nervous vibrations. If there is one thing these girls are great at, it is reading vibes.

Here's a tip: Go to Alice's (beauty parlor/barbershop/AMP) in Chinatown mall and ask for a haircut. While you unwind in the barber chair, and hopefully chill out, you can then ask about a massage as well.(On second thought, don't ask about it -- they will.) This will certainly be a better approach that a cold turkey, right to business, AMP approach.

Go to any spa and take the ts and the the girl is going to know if you are good to go go to LMP.

[QUOTE=Ghostface89]Relax is one of the best places around to monger. It just seems you are not yet ready for prime time.

From reading your account it seems that you signalled your girl that something wasn't right by your nervous vibrations. If there is one thing these girls are great at, it is reading vibes.

Here's a tip: Go to Alice's (beauty parlor/barbershop/AMP) in Chinatown mall and ask for a haircut. While you unwind in the barber chair, and hopefully chill out, you can then ask about a massage as well.(On second thought, don't ask about it.- they will.) This will certainly be a better approach that a cold turkey, right to business, AMP approach.[/QUOTE]

Is that next to Sears?

Because if that's the place, the girl's name is not Sheri.

PM me and I tell you she was great.

[QUOTE=And Again]Checked out Violet on Irving. Had Sheri. Thicker Korean, mid 30s with an ass on her. I'm not into the tiny flat-assed variety, so this was great for me. Hour with TS was.7. TS was thorough and no loofah or sponge was used. Back in the room for a very good massage. I almost fell asleep several times. On the flip, asked if we were done. I said, "no! " She asked what I was going to tip her. I told her.4 unless she gives me a reason to spend more. Just went to work. Nice technique, took her time and didn't tell me to hurry up. Hands free to roam over and under but wouldn't let them come out to play. Might repeat. Better talent than the school.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Json25]I went to my first place near my neighborhood. Relax. I was terribly nervous.

Peace[/QUOTE]Sometimes the most experienced monger at the most reliable place strikes out. It happens to all of us. Try another place and eventually you will hit one you like.

Don't feel guilty about tipping light if the service is legit. $10 is a reasonable tip for legit massage in Chicago.

Also. Did I understand you to say the place you went to was in your neighborhood? If so, never monger in your neighboorhood, ever.

[QUOTE=Babycash]Has anybody seen the black girl at school any time that I call they tell me that see is working and then when I get there see is not there[/QUOTE]She is early 20's, thin and pretty easy on the eyes. the first part of the massage was about the best I've had at the school, the second part was mechanical and she seemed disinterested. I didn't get a vibe about extras being available, so I didn't ask.

[QUOTE=Babycash]What is TOFTT help me out.[/QUOTE]

[url]http://usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=1897[/url]

Look on the top bar for abbreviations.

Take One For the Team

1St I went to siera in chinatown looked for my regular girl there, she wasn't there, so I moved on to Cermak, heard good reviews never been there. It was an ok visit, I heard from here to get lei lei- I asked for her but the said she works mornings. They pronounced it leiah. It was like 2Pm. I pulled a noob move by taking more cash then I needed but I wasn't thinking with the right head. Heh. Anyway since leiah wasn't there I said fuck it, il take an hour. I was the only monger there. Little Mexican sleepy girl on the sofa with a friend and at the desk was melissa. (I thinkthat was her name). 22-23 about 5.5 or so. Guided me to a room told me to disrobe and then left. 5 min later came back, we did tableshower small talk yadda yadda, on the flip she asked if she can wash there, I'm like, I'm not shy if your not shy she said she's definatly not shy. Hints were thrown around. Ts was nice. Ok in the room, . And she leaves again for about 7 min.comes back, Nice rub down on the flip while rubbing my chest the leans in where her tits are all up in the face. I'm like hey so um. How you doin' she asked if I'd been here before I said no I heard this was a good place and in been to others. So she stops and leaves for another 5 min. I'm like WTF? After that More small talk but she givese a sob story on how she's raising her bro/ sis, She got comfortable and wispers in my ear 50/50 /50 I'm like hmm. If you weren't so cute I'd pass but 120 no more she agrees. Fully nude no condom no BJ just HJ. Sucked the nipps, minimal access to pussy. Wisper in my ear to get me off faster She was to robotic for me. But I exploded! She cleaned me up. They left my wallet alone I had a cord on it. I guess they were afraid to touch it. Heh. Glad it was the only thing they were afraid to touch. It was nice, but won't go back.

There hasn't been much updating about Lisunia recently but as I am a frequent visitor so I'll add. They've updated the staff a little recently and one of the girls that previously only worked once a week is now on 3 or 4 times a week. Here name is Leanna. A very attractive Lithuanian blond that's recently had a very nice enhancement. Very pretty face and a nice body (about 5'4"). As with all the girls at this establishment getting to know them is important and will make your experience exponentially better. I had seen her in the waiting area on a previous visit and made a mental note to definitely try her out next time. (as I am a fanatic for women with her particular type of enhancement) When I arrived for my appointment the other girls noticed me and said Hi, including a hug which must have been like giving her the sign that I'm a frequent customer. Anyway the massage was very limited but she was a lot of fun and very accomodating. As always if you're looking for FS you will not find it here. If your new to this place I always recommend Ivana, Olga or Tina but if you've been there before and are looking for some variety Leanna should do nicely.

Fellow monger that is heading to Chicago in the next couple of weeks. I will be staying near the Mag mile & have my owne car. I was wondering if there are any Thai places that offer more than the standard finish? I used to live in asian and can speak Thai very well...I guess that could give me an advantage.

I rtff already and didn't see anything recent or good. Also...any suggestions to a place that offers fs for a resonable price? I think I will head to Senina or alice.

Any help would be great. Chicago has more mp than Indy. SO much to choose from.

Visited Bella recently and enjoyed topless bbbj, a little rimming, with HR for .5 pretty nice.

JMFC

I believe someone posted the re-use of towels at Xindy last year. Not that it's a big surprise, but I saw it for myself. A couple of towels that were used on me were refolded and placed on the shelf, and the towels on the table were neatly straightened for the next guest. When I asked her about it, she reverted back to "no Engrish."

Well, if weren't for ambient lighting and the lovely masseuse punching her cellphone and making it light the way, I would have needed to put my arms out like in the horror house to find my way.

ComEd need not count on this place to help make payroll this winter.

Paid $50 fee and got my masseuse Karen, another monger was waiting in the lobby asking to see who was working but I just kind of deftly walked around him and acted like I had been there before. Bring quarters to feed the parking meter.

Got disrobed and waited for Karen to return. At first I was disappointed in her looks as she is very thin but after her very nice table shower and getting to see her in the only room with lighting she became better looking but most women look better to me after they have finished scrubbing my johnson. I could do without rolling off the table bed and looking dead on into the mounted wall mirror as the wired one has put on some pounds since his 18th birthday, so I took on small step to my left as she toweled me down

The massage was more relaxing than cmt'ish, went medium then soft. On the flip, negotiations was swift and I settled for a full nude hj for $.80. No protests on roaming and she has the nicest little bee stings up top just perfect for her size.

Will consider returning when I come back to Chicago in October.

Decided to check out the new place by the 7-11 and Lou Mals in Wicker Park last night based on someone's review of the place. Got there at 845pm. They close at 9pm. Saw Mimi for the 30mins for.40. Passed on the TS for an extra.10. Massage was ok and on the flip she asked what I wanted. I asked for a BJ and after some negotiating she agreed to.40. She says its usually.80 but she said business was slow and for me it was the.40 for the CBJ or I was just going to leave without even a HR so she caved. Was super friendly and accommodating. A little older but nice c's. She said she just moved here from Los Angeles. Not a bad deal for.80 out the door but again she said she usually charges.80 so YMMV.

[QUOTE=Raoul Duke]I believe someone posted the re-use of towels at Xindy last year. Not that it's a big surprise, but I saw it for myself. A couple of towels that were used on me were refolded and placed on the shelf, and the towels on the table were neatly straightened for the next guest. When I asked her about it, she reverted back to "no Engrish."[/QUOTE]

Yeah, that was me who posted about how they re-use dirty towels at Xindy. So they're still up to their same old shit? I have not been back after I saw what Raoul also saw. I just can't get used to the idea of being wiped down with the same dirty towel that was in another guy's asshole...but that's just me.

You can catch a photo of Gina (maybe 10 yrs. old) on CL--do a search for "Love" and then look for the offerings on Sep 7. She does not do many guys anymore, however, since she has her "sisters" working. Anyhow, she's brought back "Linda", reviews of whom you can find by searching this thread under "Linda". Do not send me questions about her that can just as easily be answered by doing the search. Linda is currently working at the north ave. venue.

[QUOTE=Mengzi]I just can't get used to the idea of being wiped down with the same dirty towel that was in another guy's asshole...but that's just me.[/QUOTE]

MRSA is no joke!

"Commonly referred to as "staph," the bacteria Staphylococcus aureus (S.aureus, is found just about everywhere on the human body as well as on dry surfaces, such as doorknobs and countertops). Most of the time the human body's natural defenses easily fight off any potential infection. Sometimes though, the presence of S. aureus can lead to serious infection that resists treatment."

[url]http://www.integrative-healthcare.org/mt/archives/2009/05/massage_therapy_5.html[/url]

I am with, you if the place isnt clean I am out of there.

[QUOTE=Mengzi]Yeah, that was me who posted about how they re-use dirty towels at Xindy. So they're still up to their same old shit? I have not been back after I saw what Raoul also saw. I just can't get used to the idea of being wiped down with the same dirty towel that was in another guy's asshole...but that's just me.[/QUOTE]

I second this...reuse of towels is just plain nasty!

BJ001

[QUOTE=Nightlife]I am with, you if the place isnt clean I am out of there.[/QUOTE]

Yea, I dont like it when they wipe my on ass greese on me.

[QUOTE=BeetleJuice001]I second this...reuse of towels is just plain nasty!

BJ001[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=John Coctoston]Visited Bella recently and enjoyed topless bbbj, a little rimming, with HR for .5 pretty nice.

JMFC[/QUOTE]I just called them and asked for Sabrina (last four digits were -2929). They said I had the wrong number. Can anyone clarify for me? Did I call the wrong place or is Sabrina gone?

[QUOTE=Babycash]I can write a report at 1:30 and it post 4 hours later why can somebody help me out.[/QUOTE]
Go to the Home page. Then, under "Hot Links," click "Senior Membership." The answer's there for all to read.

One of the masseuse from the "school" told me that same thing happen there.

Wirelessone,

Thanks for the report. I have be considering trying the place.

I noticed you paid .8 for a hand job, which seems a bit on the high end, but you paid .5 for the door fee, which is at the lower end, so I guess overall the price seems ok. (I am comparing with AMPS, as I have much more experience with AMPS than with latino providers). In you negotiating, did you get the impression that BJ or FS were available, or was HJ the only extra on the menu?

[QUOTE=Wirelessone]Well, if weren't for ambient lighting and the lovely masseuse punching her cellphone and making it light the way, I would have needed to put my arms out like in the horror house to find my way.

ComEd need not count on this place to help make payroll this winter.

Paid $50 fee and got my masseuse Karen, another monger was waiting in the lobby asking to see who was working but I just kind of deftly walked around him and acted like I had been there before. Bring quarters to feed the parking meter.

Got disrobed and waited for Karen to return. At first I was disappointed in her looks as she is very thin but after her very nice table shower and getting to see her in the only room with lighting she became better looking but most women look better to me after they have finished scrubbing my johnson. I could do without rolling off the table bed and looking dead on into the mounted wall mirror as the wired one has put on some pounds since his 18th birthday, so I took on small step to my left as she toweled me down

The massage was more relaxing than cmt'ish, went medium then soft. On the flip, negotiations was swift and I settled for a full nude hj for $.80. No protests on roaming and she has the nicest little bee stings up top just perfect for her size.

Will consider returning when I come back to Chicago in October.[/QUOTE]

Well I toftt at both Hong Kong and Alice's.

At HK I got Linda. Very aggressive about money and try's to rush you.
Won't repeat unless they get new talent that is more service friendly.

The next day I went to Alice's on Wentworth. Much better service there.
Sandy was GOOD !

Well it's that time of the year, so I went back to School. .7 at the door included TS. I was offered either Asian or Euro, and I choose the Asian name Olga.

Table shower covered all needed areas, and was not rushed.

Back to the room, typical massage, and on the flip, here comes the hard sell. Was offered .8 for HR. I just patted her on the back and said no thanks, I spend much less at other places. She pressed with, well you know different therapist charge different prices. My retort, and so do customers, I turned down her offer once again, but thanked her for the offer.

Well she decided to continue on her own without any encouragement from me, and I even stated again that .8 was more than I would pay. She told me not to worry and just enjoy. Well the top came down and she went to work doing a fine job.

I did tip .5 (normally .4) but in this case, since she put in some effort, and continued on without knowing what I would tip, I figured she deserved it.

All in all I would repeat.

Biker

[QUOTE=Horny Dog #2]Wirelessone,

Thanks for the report. I have be considering trying the place.

I noticed you paid.8 for a hand job, which seems a bit on the high end, but you paid.5 for the door fee, which is at the lower end, so I guess overall the price seems ok. (I am comparing with AMPs, as I have much more experience with AMPs than with latino providers). In you negotiating, did you get the impression that BJ or FS were available, or was HJ the only extra on the menu? [/QUOTE]I posted about Presidential a few days back. On my visit, FS was available but not BJ. But of course YMMV depending on the talent you are working with that day.

[QUOTE=Gus Hogan]I posted about Presidential a few days back. On my visit, FS was available but not BJ. But of course YMMV depending on the talent you are working with that day.[/QUOTE]I stop in to Presidential to get info and was greet by a lager hispanic women with a huge rack. I made a note to schedule an appt sometime.

Anyone have 411 on the right therapist to get?

Anyone try the new China massage a block west?

[QUOTE=Chicago Biker]Well it's that time of the year, so I went back to School. .7 at the door included TS. I was offered either Asian or Euro, and I choose the Asian name Olga.

Table shower covered all needed areas, and was not rushed.

Back to the room, typical massage, and on the flip, here comes the hard sell. Was offered .8 for HR. I just patted her on the back and said no thanks, I spend much less at other places. She pressed with, well you know different therapist charge different prices. My retort, and so do customers, I turned down her offer once again, but thanked her for the offer.

Well she decided to continue on her own without any encouragement from me, and I even stated again that .8 was more than I would pay. She told me not to worry and just enjoy. Well the top came down and she went to work doing a fine job.

I did tip .5 (normally .4) but in this case, since she put in some effort, and continued on without knowing what I would tip, I figured she deserved it.

All in all I would repeat.

Biker[/QUOTE]In this economy we have to stick to our guns and keep the prices from going through the roof again.

[QUOTE=Nudus81]I stop in to Presidential to get info and was greet by a lager hispanic women with a huge rack. I made a note to schedule an appt sometime.

Anyone have 411 on the right therapist to get?

Anyone try the new China massage a block west?[/QUOTE]New China: ask for Annie and tell them you saw the ad for Hour with TS for .55. Annie will give you a fantastic massage with a great HR. But I think that is all that is on the menu.

Went to the school today. Great massage but that is all I can say. On flip she wanted $.

I said too much

[QUOTE=Luvmassage]In this economy we have to stick to our guns and keep the prices from going through the roof again.[/QUOTE]
$120 might be a little more than I would be willing to pay, but I don't think that it's unreasonable, especially in light of what some guys are willing to pay.

Bella Spa Hazel Crest anybody been there it looks like there is girls working there.

2643 W Armitage Ave new Spa Latinas.

Went in somewhat knowing what to expect, saw a cute busty girl behind the desk and gave her the fee. Was told to go in and get ready. I was expecting her..In comes in an early 20 something girl thats was somewhat cute..kinda small on top, name starts with a V.. kinda ethnic looking with somewhat frizzy hair and not really my type of Latina...I'm more into the Telemundo types, but I figured what the heck why not. I was hoping for the busty girl behind the counter, but she seemed pleasant enough and had a cute enough face. said she use to work at Yins. table shower was ok, asked if she could clean mr. Johnson. I said sure why not. after table shower, hands me the towel and tells me to go back to the massage room - wtf, I was expecting her to wipe me down...anyways... Go back to massage room, covered, then she comes in again and now she wipes me down and tells me to remove the towel. I'm thinking this might get good. Wrong.. A lot of conversation, which is ok...she seems like a nice girl...thorough massage but not really a good or exciting one. not much teasing and not a lot of accidental touching, and not a lot of flirting.. she did massage the boys a little. During some of the small talk casually mentions some customer went in asking for FS but that she doesnt do that....anyways about after 40 minutes of me on my back (she never asked me to flip) she asks if there is anything else I wanted. Should have cut my loses short at this point, said no and just left her a nice tip. She offers me standard pricing, I counter, and she saids she doesnt do anything for under a bill...at this point I offer $.20 for nude HE...saids for .2 more she gets on the table with me and I can suck on her tits, but insists on tip up front....bad sign...sells me saying she got a great ass and nice tits......anywho...very...very mechanical....she does have a nice ass and her natural tan was awesome.....what I didnt like was I actually had to ask her to get on the table...seemed like she was just gonna fish me off standing up and leave...anyways...she gets on top I get full access to the juice box...I start playing with it...she was very wet, but tells me I cant touch inside...anywho....I kept playing with it and think I made her have an O as she started shakin a little....she didnt have very good technique...and it took me a while...Overall...I will not repeat...Lacked the excitement and flirtatiousness of my visit to other LMPs....and I'm kinda PO'd that I spent so much and didnt get great service or a hotter chick...need to stop thinking with the little head so much...I did see a pretty smoking chick on my way out with huge knockers....not the original the was behind the desk ... thisone was hotter....not sure If I'll go back for her since I dont know her name...

face - 7
body - 6.75
massage - 6.5

Hey Alterxxx,

I enjoy reading reports but most of them leave me wondering about the details. I must say that was a danm good report.

Thanks

[QUOTE=Alterxxx]Went in somewhat knowing what to expect, saw a cute busty girl behind the desk and gave her the fee. Was told to go in and get ready. I was expecting her. In comes in an early 20 something girl thats was somewhat cute. Kinda small on top, name starts with a V. Kinda ethnic looking with somewhat frizzy hair and not really my type of Latina. I'm more into the Telemundo types, but I figured what the heck why not. I was hoping for the busty girl behind the counter, but she seemed pleasant enough and had a cute enough face. Said she use to work at Yins. Table shower was ok, asked if she could clean mr. Johnson. I said sure why not. After table shower, hands me the towel and tells me to go back to the massage room. Wtf, I was expecting her to wipe me down. Anyways. Go back to massage room, covered, then she comes in again and now she wipes me down and tells me to remove the towel. I'm thinking this might get good. Wrong. A lot of conversation, which is ok. She seems like a nice girl. Thorough massage but not really a good or exciting one. Not much teasing and not a lot of accidental touching, and not a lot of flirting. She did massage the boys a little. During some of the small talk casually mentions some customer went in asking for FS but that she doesn't do that. Anyways about after 40 minutes of me on my back (she never asked me to flip) she asks if there is anything else I wanted. Should have cut my loses short at this point, said no and just left her a nice tip. She offers me standard pricing, I counter, and she saids she doesn't do anything for under a bill. At this point I offer $.20 for nude HE. Saids for.2 more she gets on the table with me and I can suck on her tits, but insists on tip up front. Bad sign. Sells me saying she got a great ass and nice tits. Anywho. Very. Very mechanical. She does have a nice ass and her natural tan was awesome. What I didn't like was I actually had to ask her to get on the table. Seemed like she was just gonna fish me off standing up and leave. Anyways. She gets on top I get full access to the juice box. I start playing with it. She was very wet, but tells me I can't touch inside. Anywho. I kept playing with it and think I made her have an O as she started shakin a little. She didn't have very good technique. And it took me a while. Overall. I will not repeat. Lacked the excitement and flirtatiousness of my visit to other LMPs. And I'm kinda PO'd that I spent so much and didn't get great service or a hotter chick. Need to stop thinking with the little head so much. I did see a pretty smoking chick on my way out with huge knockers. Not the original the was behind the desk. Thisone was hotter. Not sure If I'll go back for her since I don't know her name.

Face. 7

Body. 6.75

Massage. 6.5[/QUOTE]