Massage Parlor Reports

In general, do not expect much more than a good massage and a handshake from the places in NoVa. There are a few places where you can get more but it is just easier, for me anyway, to just hop the Metro and go into Washington for "everything" service.

The providers in NoVA tend to be older and very experienced in a truly great massage. So I use them when I am in need of just such services.

So, welcome aboard! Do not spend so much and BE CAREFUL with your money!

Be EXTRA careful if you venture into Prince William county because they will put your name in the newpaper if you are even just seen in one of these places and they will charge you with "frequenting a bawdy place" if you are caught in one during a raid. Nasty business!

JJ

[QUOTE=Fuk U Good]Whats up everyone, I'm Extremely new to the scene so I'll try my best not to fuck anything up, LOL. I don't quite have all the lingo down just yet, so please forgive. I figure I'll share my most recent adventure with you all.

Now before this I've only been to one other place out near manassas

I was hard press for a massage, had been putting a lot of strain on my body recently. Wasnt looking for and extras but figured why not, right? So I went to this place in Va near col pike. Wasnt sure if was legit or not, but either way I needed a massage. When the door was opened I kinda got an idea of what was to proceed. I was a little disappointed, the woman who greeted me turned out to be my therapist (who kept asking how old I was, she thought I was 20. Made me laugh) any way she way older but still sexy. With great twins! So before I arrived, I had divided my monies up. Following the advice of people on this board I took in no more than 180. I had originally planed to get and hr but when I realized who was treating me I opted for the half.

The massage was AMAZING! Truly I would go back just for that! I felt EXTREMELY relaxed. Just what I needed.

She was very flirty (tho I'm sure I'm no one special, but its always nice to hear)

The flip was great, roaming ok, her she actually stoped a few times, cause SHE wasnt done. Go figure.

Nova finish.

Afterwards I get dressed and this is where it gets funny.

In my left pocket I had the standard 40 ready, in my right was 80. I think you see where I'm going with this.

Without thinking I reached in my right pocket and gave her the ENTIRE stack she hugged me and kissed me on the cheek, told me her name and showed me out. Soon as the door shut behind me I realized what pocket I reached in and let out a D'OH! Homer himself would have been proud of

I tried to justify saying that the massage was worth it. At least to make myself feel better, LOL.

Driving up and down 236 lastnight I think I finally found Kims. I plan to go check it out soon but $$$ is a little tight right now, so that might have to wait.

I do hope I find rainbow and 6001 tho. That seems to be where the party is.[/QUOTE]

I tried to visit Sakura last night. The front entrance (downstairs) was locked and no one answered the phone. I haven't read this forum in a while so it may have been reported before but either they were closed or out of business.

[QUOTE=Serpico99]I have seen a couple posters posting about BBFS at nova locations. After hearing about the migration of HIV from DC into the surrounding 'burbs on WTOP this week, I really don't see why some want this so bad (not implying the original posters wanted it but there are mongers out there that seek it out specifically). If this chick pouted and seemed a little sad not to do BBFS, she probably has other crackheads doing BBFS without hesitation and who knows what they are carrying.[/QUOTE]Serp,

Right You ARE! Honestly, in the heat of the moment it would have been easy to just roll with it. I'm glad I got the cover on and always will. As for the pout, it came as a reflex - much like the "you so handsome" all you ugly mongers get ;-)

As it was, I spent a few days worrying about every twitch in the nether regions after the BBBJ. She's a nice gir,l but like all of them, in the business.

Serp is right - stay safe

[QUOTE=Sleazebum]Colon cleansing is a great way to relax and feel truly refreshed!

Seriously.

JJ[/QUOTE]You're shitting me.

lmao

Call and head up to CC tyson 32****, Nice lock Condo complex.

Got Mandy

Rinse off and off to bedroom, Nice Rack good english, she's from new york,

Light massagi for about 1 minute and flip over with CBJ, DOGGY, then MISH to finish, prolly about all in 30min.

Ask for somemore massagi, she was complaining too much massagi, Oh well.

Will repeat when she come back from new york, their ad this week girl pic is not my taste.

Anyone been to 1413, why is there always a black guy stand right on top to the stair smoking?

Stan

Sakura has been raided and shut down a few times and was being watched by LE. It is possible they are shut down for good this time. Visiting any AMP in PWC is a very bad idea these days.

[QUOTE=Sleazebum]......Be EXTRA careful if you venture into Prince William county because they will put your name in the newpaper if you are even just seen in one of these places.... [/QUOTE]I was tempted by the idea of obtaining a fake DL, I mean after all it seems easy enough to get fake documents for the illegals around here LOL

In case you may be too lazy to RTFF, here is some very sound advice:

AVOID the AMPs in Prince William County, VA. They are regularly raided and if you are inside the building when there is a raid you will be arrested and charged with "frequenting a bawdy place" and your full name and address will be published in the newspaper soon after.

If the chance of becoming a matter of public record does not bother you then consider the hassles involved with a misdemeanor conviction thereafter as well as the lawyer fees, etc.

Do exactly whatever you want to do but keep these words in the back of you mind.

Make sure it is worth it.

JJ


[QUOTE=Guitarman1]Sakura has been raided and shut down a few times and was being watched by LE. It is possible they are shut down for good this time. Visiting any AMP in PWC is a very bad idea these days.[/QUOTE]

Was in the area today, so I thought it would be a good idea to stop in for a visit. I really feel comfortable when I am there and it is hassle free. I do not believe my provider was the one in the picture, but I could be wrong. When I entered, I recognized her immediately and I was certain when we got comfortable. I mentioned to her that I had seen her before and she insisted I was wrong. She said she had only been in Virginia for 2 days and had never been here before. The first time I saw her, I thought she may have been hispanic, but she was in-fact Chinese. She was just a bit heavy, which was OK and had beautiful natural D's. She was very accommodating and followed my lead. Her BJ skills were excellent and she was good actress or she was truly enjoying it as much as I was. She actually wanted to go another round, but time would not allow. I would have preferred 14K, but it is so far out of my way and there is always the thought of LE busting in. Seniors please PM for details.

I see by the ad in today's Post that Lotus Spa has changed its name to Pine Tree.

With New Staff too!

I tried to go to the 6001 but was delayed and then linda sent me on a wild goose chase. Anyways, I just ended up in Tysons and had an awesome session with Monica. Face is pretty old and homely but body is that of a teenager. Enhanced headlights and really long peepers that I just couldn't help juggling. She's gets really into it and I think she started cursing at me in chinese. oh well. LOL.

[QUOTE=Serpico99]I was tempted by the idea of obtaining a fake DL, I mean after all it seems easy enough to get fake documents for the illegals around here LOL[/QUOTE]

Yea, they will just get deported if they have fake IDs or not. For us it is more charges tacked on to your record along with the lawyer fees, fines and possible jail time.

Actually I left the office this morning for a "doctor's appointment" at 14K. I was in town, in traffic, at 10:00AM, so I called up to see if my doctor was in. No answer. Oh well, maybe they are opening late. Anyway, long story short, no one home. Damn it. Not sure what to do at this point, so I started calling a couple of the locations I know in Tysons. Called 6001 and did not get an answer, but mamasan called me right back. Asked her who was available and I told her I wanted someone different today. She must have misunderstood, because she laugh and said "how many woman you want. " She said I could go to 6201 and there was 2 girls I could pick from. So, I headed over and when I arrived, knocked on the door and Michelle greeted me. Told her I called ahead and she lead me to our room. She asked if I had been there before and when I said yes, she got very friendly. Paid the fare of got ready to board the train. Went straight from introductions to full speed ahead. She was attractive, small up top with everything else in the right places. After the cover, she was ready to load up, but instead I went for a dive. Like McDonalds, she was loving it. She returned the favor, which at the start was not so good, but with some encouragement, turned out great. It was, without a doubt, one of the best train rides I have been on lately. I joked with her about returning again today and if money and time permitted, I would be there now instead of writing this report.

I will Definitely repeat. You have to hurry guy's, said she was leaving the 15th, I think.

I keep telling myself that I won't go back to MT but here I go again.

I am not sure how many of you can relate but I am lucky if I can partake in the hobby once every 3 months or so. My SO tends to keep pretty close tabs on me and my money so it isn't often that I can escape for a few hours with some cash in pocket that won't be missed. Saturday was one of those days.

I was sitting on $. 5 of untraceable funds and a solid excuse to dissapear for a few hours. But as fate would have it, we get a GD monsoon on Saturday. So I am soaked and smelling like a wet dog but I won't let that stop me. I decide I want to try a CL experience and there were a few options but I started thinking I would have to ask to use her shower and a few other excuses. Basically I chickened out. So I decided I would hit a DC AMP instead, thinking TS and FS how could I go wrong? Then I start seeing various roads being closed, including Constitution. If anyone recalls the floods from a year or two ago, you know that the best move was to get out of DC asap before I get detoured to Timbuktu and back.

As I head out to VA, I am thinking Golden Palms. Always a decent time for $. But then I started thinking about the positive reviews here for RT. A quick 411 gets me the digits and mamasan gives me directions. Very slow drive considering the weather but I finally find the place. Or at least I found the office park its located in. Finding the actual front door was a little harder and required me to walk around in said monsoon for a bit. But I did find the place, rang the doorbell, greeted by mamasan and told "Try back later". Fuck you very much.

What now, what now. Tysons condo! BAH don't have # in cell phone anymore. Gold! BAH, number not active or phone just turned off. SKO is closed and don't know any more spots in between Tysons and Woodbridge so I decide that MT will have to do.

Greeted by 40ish woman with body of woman half her age. Wearing single piece dress and very high heals. I noted on entry that they had moved next door and my gal (didn't get name) mentioned that I must have been here before. I confirmed for her that I had. 6 door fee and off to the TS. Good times. Cleaned front yard and back. Gave the little guy a kiss during the Dry.

Started massagi and gave me a little tickle around the rim. "You like tickle massage? " Oh yes, I like tickle massage. Top comes down and get the tickle of her nips & lips roaming around my backside, including to my surprise a little (very little) AR. On to the flip and I see that she has covered herself up again, "what kind of service you get here before? ". A made a little jack motion and she replies, "you want hand today? " as if other stuff might be on menu. Well now, another surprise. I quickly evaluated my finances and thinking I couldn't afford the whole enchilida I asked for a little mouth massagi. "$" oh no, . 8 I reply. "No $". Again I make the jack motion and she changes her toon, ". 8 today, next time $". Sure lady, whatever you say. As she takes the. 8 and prepares to take it out of the room I stop her because I want to see what was giving me the great tickle massage. I pull the top down and go down for a little taste. Bolt-ons but niiicccee. When she returns she loses every stitch, beautiful but for a bush needing some serious landscaping (1974 anyone? ). Climbs up on me and starts laying down some kisses all over my upper body. I stop her before she can get to the promised land and ask if I will be able to reciprocate. She agrees pretty quickly and we are north/south and going for all the gusto. She was doing a marvelous job and I am at least lead to believe that I am too. Ten minutes or so later I am done and thinking big nap. Hugs, thank you's, and promises to be back. And for once I am thinking I really will be.

Note, I come here today and see several posts over last few days to stay out of PW county. Wish I had seen them sooner, but maybe I am glad I didn't heh.

Jennie

.8 to get in
Stand-up shower-was willing to touch "naunghty bits".
good massage but short.
On flip started soft touch-felt good.
Roaming allowed. Wouldn't allow disrobing.
HJ finish.
About 45 yo OK looks but nothing to write home about.
Tip .4
Tot Time about 45min.
Will go back when I get some mo' money.
This place is pretty predictable-sort of a stereotypical NOVA AMP.
Overall recommend for us horney/frustrated simple folk.