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[QUOTE=Elric]When Best Buy girls does that to me, I explain that AYBABTU.[/QUOTE]
I thought I could figure out most abbreviations,but this one has me stumped

I saw an AMP girl a few times who washed her genitalia off with rubbing alcohol (full strength right out of the bottle) after we were finished. It obviously hurt her, and was painful for me to watch. Anyone else ever had the same experience?

[QUOTE=Sleazebum]Someone set us up the bomb

Move Zig

You know what you doing[/QUOTE]It took me 12 hours but I get the all bases belong quote~whoosh~

In these here parts, a picture of Ben Franklin, on top of the 3 Jackson entrance fee, gets you the whole shooting match. We know we have it good. Let's keep it that way.
Thanks for asking.
[QUOTE=Frosty Man]I'll be in DC on Monday with some free time and have a question about pricing. Re location and girls, yeah, I've been RTFF -- I'm not lazy. But a lot of the posts don't list pricing, and I get the sense you guys pay less than we do in Atlanta (go figure).

Here in the ATL -- and you can check the Atlanta forum for my creds -- the tip is a MINIMUM $.2 (and only then if you've found a steady girl, or you dig in on pricing but then are prepared to accept a mechanical, rushed session). Most of the girls expect $.6 but will settle for $.4. And then we have a couple of "all star" locations where the girls are all goddesses and, knowing it, push for $$ or even $$$ (I kid you not).

But I see references here to .8 and no more than $.2. I don't want to overpay. Just had a session with a goddess and she drained my wallet. But was worth it. Three days later, still in afterglow.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Toshiosamma]I saw an AMP girl a few times who washed her genitalia off with rubbing alcohol after we were finished. It obviously hurt her, and was painful for me to watch. Anyone else ever had the same experience?[/QUOTE]
It kills germy germs...so no pain no gain.

I've noticed this a lot more lately...and have also noticed the diluted smell of alcohol on the wet towels for cleanup. Some places have even been using special antibacterial soap on those special areas during the shower.

Cleanliness is good...as long as it doesn't hurt too much...

[QUOTE=Toshiosamma]I saw an AMP girl a few times who washed her genitalia off with rubbing alcohol (full strength right out of the bottle) after we were finished. It obviously hurt her, and was painful for me to watch. Anyone else ever had the same experience?[/QUOTE]The little Japenese/Korean girl who worked at Soo Goung and HWC in Virginia was famous for the alcohol wash. She rubbed some on my balls one time and I went thru the ceiling.

I have been lurking around this board for quit sometime now looking for intel. My favorite AMP had closed in DC making room for a new building and I was looking for another. Any way after much intel from the group and little free time on Friday Afternoon I ventured to the Conn Ave. AMP. The service was GREAT. She tried to up sell, but no dice, B/C I am not new at this mongering thing. Thanks for the intel guys.

[QUOTE=Sleeping Bag]Grammar 101: The use of the word "us" by a person speaking or writing includes himself/herself. If you read your own comment carefully, you clearly are referring about yourself with the use of this word. If you had no intention to including yourself, then you should have used another choice of words, such as "most senior among here" or something like that.

It is wise of you to not engage in this battle of wits when clearly, you have none.

Peace[/QUOTE]Ok, so let me get this straight:

If I say "he is among us", then does that mean I am he? If I say "the sleeping bag among us", that means I am a sleeping bag? If I say "the children among us", then that means I am a child? 'Us' is not a word that signifies inclusion relative to the subject of a sentence; it merely signifies the inclusion of the speaker/author in a group. That group does not need to be the same entity as the subject of the statement. "Most senior among here", my friend, is what is bad grammer. Just say it to yourself three times, and you will agree. Now, lets end this squabble, and get back to the reports, if you please.

Selah!

[QUOTE=Sashimi]The little Japenese/Korean girl who worked at Soo Goung and HWC in Virginia was famous for the alcohol wash. She rubbed some on my balls one time and I went thru the ceiling.[/QUOTE]

The reason you see it done more often now is because of MRSA (Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus). It has recently become more common in our region. Here is a link from the Mayo Clinic.
[url]http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/mrsa/DS00735[/url]

Hand sanitizer or alcohol are effective. Alcohol of course is an inexpensive alternative to hand sanitizer.

Was at the Old place again and met a not-so-new girl there. Her name was Mimi and she was very thin and pretty. I doubt she was extremely Young. Busty she was not. As a matter of fact she was nearly flat. Now this doesn't bother me but I know it does some of you. Off to the TS and she does something Ive never seen before: kind of folds up her longish dress (so it doesn't get wet?) and leaves her tight little butt hanging out for me to enjoy. Very entertaining. She also washes herself with me there trying not to be rude. Another first. She leaves me to dry myself off. Then just about sends me to the room by myself drawing some kind of rebuke from mamasan. It was that kind of night.

She comes in later after I'm all dry and tells me to lie down. The usual thing...towel all over me and starts working on my back. She does some different things which feel real good but I can tell she's straining. Did I mention she was very thin? I'm thinking this may be the best massage ever when about 5 minutes into it she hops up and strips and takes the towel off. We're off to the races with the light touch. Somewhat disappointing but I was hot for her.

The usual body rubbing until she goes CG on me but I'm not responding properly so I lay her down and try teasing her gently in an effort to DATY. She turns out to be exceedingly sensitive so that doesn't last too long and we finish in mish. I really liked her but for many of you YMMV.

Your imagination may vary too.

Stay safe out there,

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First time I visited the training center since they went dark early this year. It was good to see previous mamasan. Worked out with trainer Lucy after meeting two trainers. Everything went as expected. Pretty good TS, good rub down, an eventful interlude, and then extra rub down by request.

There are apparently three trainers there now. The two I saw were pretty tall, thin, cute, Bs up top.

Will likely repeat.

I've been sticking with 1333 a lot lately since they seem to be taking better care of their customers. They used to try to get you out of there as fast as possible, but not any more. Nice. I do miss Nana and Tara. I only met Tara once but I really liked her. I've seen Nana quite a few times and she's not for everyone but I liked her too. Anyone seen either of them?

Anyway, I met Suzy. Pretty face, nice smile, ample bolt-ons, very animated. Maybe 110 pounds, probably less. She's very spirited and playful, even a little grabby (not in a bad way, though). Passable Engrish. Extremely thorough table shower while humming "here comes the bride". Sorry, I said, I already got one.

Back to the room, nice massagi, though it got rather tickly at the end. I had to finally stop her, that was enough tickling. Requested a language lesson, which was extremely enthusiastic but a little painful. Toothy even. She did get my attention though, so we walked the dog. It was very good so I went at that a while. I don't have a great interest in changing positions every five minutes, but maybe I should have. She kind of lost steam there at the end, but it was a little late for the switcheroo so I finished up.

She was clearly sore when we were done, which was a little distressing. I told her next time to please speak up and I'd be happy to switch around or even go for manual finish. I think she felt bad that I noticed, so she took care to assure me she was fine.

Anyway, everything was good, but I don't think I caught her at her best. She seems like she could be a real ball of fire on a good day. Watch out, she's going to marry one of you guys.

I have been following this board for intelligence for a while now, but I have never given anything back. For exact reasons unknown to even myself, I have decided to post about a very controversial subject.

Maybe it's because I want to brag, maybe it's because I want to vent, maybe it's because I want to share. I'm not quite sure, but it is what it is.

These are my bareback (BBBJ and BBFS) stories and theories on how they occur. Note that I'm not going to include stories for girls who regularly give BBBJ.

My posts will not be for the squeamish or anyone who plans to live a long life. I have already chosen short-term pleasure over long-term health. An idiot, you might call me, but that is why I have used the nickname the "Grim Reaper".

Anyhow, I am just writing in a stupor right now, but off the top of my head, here are some standard guidelines for getting BBBJ and BBFS:

[b]1.[/b] You must look clean (duh).
[b]2.[/b] The girl must genuinely enjoy your companionship (not about the money).
[b]3.[/b] Do NOT ask for BBFS! You will be rejected and possibly banned from the place.

There are always exceptions to the rule. I will try to expand upon my points with anecdotes.

Note that while I may appreciate responses and PMs, I won't ever give a reply. So here goes.

She was a little aged. No idea how old, as it's hard to tell, but could be anywhere from between 30 and 40, though in low light conditions, she could easily pass in her 20's thanks to her neatly braided pigtails. She was short, petite, had small boobs, but wasn't flat. And the session began normally enough.

Small talk. Massage. CBJ. Then onto the main event.

But on this day, for some reason or another, I was feeling extremely strong down there. Started in CG. Then missionary. Then standing missionary. Then standing doggie. Then more missionary. Then more CG. And so on.

I was lasting a ridiculously long time, and like a good actress, the girl kept telling me how much she was enjoying it, and how much she loved my dick. I kept pounding harder and harder, but I just wasn't finishing. She was a trooper, and didn't even suggest I finish by hand.

Then I asked her if I could finish on her chest. She agreed. Then feeling bold, I asked if I could finish on her face. She smiled and said that was okay, too. So I pulled out, ripped off the condom, and before I could get up to her face, she was on her knees and giving me a BBBJ.

I had BBBJ before, but those were from girls who normally did so.

So I felt extra special this girl was giving me a nice blowjob. Then she lay back and I blew all over her sweet face. I was surprised at how much came out of my dick, but I was satisfied. She just smiled. She tried to kiss me but I just laughed.

After a couple of minutes of just resting, she went off to clean her face. It was well past the hour so I got dressed. She kept hugging me and told me how much she loved my dick.

Then she gave me her phone number. I was really not interested in her, but I pocketed it and left.

One weekend, I felt bored so I called the number the girl had given me. She picked up and the conversation was excruciating due to the language barrier and my lack of real interest in her. She told me to come visit her.

So I did. She asked me to buy some things from the market on the way. So I did. Once I was with her, made some small talk.

Then she asked if I wanted to make love. Who doesn't? Then she asked me for money. I said I didn't bring any. She shrugged.

We stripped and I kissed her all over and I asked for a BJ. She started to apply the condom but I asked if she could do it without. She put the condom away and gave me a shitty BBBJ and then laid back.

At this, I was surprised. My request was for a BBBJ, but could she really be letting me?

I positioned myself. She just lay there. I inserted my dick into her pussy (which was not very wet) and she just let out some painful sounds. She wasn't into it, but what the hell, I started going at it.

I was feeling strong again, but eventually the place got busy and there was a lot of knocking on the door so I just finished on her chest and left.

My first BBFS experience. It wasn't that great, but it was BBFS.

I worried about my health, though, and it really bothered me. I eventually got tested and came up for negative for anything. So it was a relief.

Temporarily.

Meanwhile, I never saw or made contact with the girl again.

I threw away the phone number.