Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=SpaSearch;3350902]This is the old Laguna Spa from Streamwood (off Barrington Road just south of Schaumburg Road), just in a new location. The owner, Eva, is no longer giving massages since she had surgery on her spine. She was a gorgeous MILF who would provide a nice helping hand (at least she would for me). It think it was a YMMV situation with her, and I was a regular. The girls she has working there now are 100% legit and not too friendly by any definition.[/QUOTE]Thank you very much, man.

It's $55 an hr and in walking distance from my home.

Let me save some money, try here and write a report.

Give me a month!

[QUOTE=SpaSearch;3350936]I posted the entire Craigslist posting below since they expire after a week. Her name is Martina. I've always been happy with her. She works out of her home and will give the massage in a t-shirt while wearing a bikini underneath. The top comes off on the flip and she gives a nice HE. Total damage is only. 80. Best value going for a nice looking European, decent massage, and HE.[/QUOTE]Sounds like she got a wrong employee.

Let me set up massage fund for myself and try later.

There are only 4 places I like and rate are $40, $50, $65 and $65.

(This one was $55.).

No need for more expensive service.

[QUOTE=BradId24;3350949]Sounds like she got a wrong employee.

Let me set up massage fund for myself and try later.

There are only 4 places I like and rate are $40, $50, $65 and $65.

(This one was $55.).

No need for more expensive service.[/QUOTE]She uses Sarah, Martina and Ann as her names. There is only one person who works at of this home location. She sends a girl out for outcall. Plain looking Euro.

[QUOTE=XabiAlonso;3351119]She uses Sarah, Martina and Ann as her names. There is only one person who works at of this home location. She sends a girl out for outcall. Plain looking Euro.[/QUOTE]Oh, really?

She said that is not her house.

As far as look goes, there is nothing much.

Let me try long later.

[QUOTE=SpaSearch;3350936] Her name is Martina. I've always been happy with her. She works out of her home and will give the massage in a t-shirt while wearing a bikini underneath. The top comes off on the flip and she gives a nice HE. Total damage is only. 80. Best value going for a nice looking European, decent massage, and HE.[/QUOTE]I have to concur with SpaSearch. I enjoyed the massage and HE I think the comment Bradid24 made about her being desperate was more an accent issue then anything with her at all. Seemed very relaxed. Would recommend and would return at the price point.

Does anybody know of any Asian providers born in the US? I have some UTR's on the Southside to offer in exchange.

Called and set up at vida. Already had a nice experience there. When I went to park, uncle was out in front getting in their car and drove off. Drove around and called but nobody was answering and door was locked lights off. Another one bites the dust.

Sapporo.

[QUOTE=KdaKodiac;3351634]I have to concur with SpaSearch. I enjoyed the massage and HE I think the comment Bradid24 made about her being desperate was more an accent issue then anything with her at all. Seemed very relaxed. Would recommend and would return at the price point.[/QUOTE]How long was it, guys?

Xabi tried last year and I agree with him.

She killed first 10 minutes to be late to come in the room.

She left me for 15 minutes alone in a sort of hot pack on my back. This is not right.

Besides, the rest of massage was repeating few moves and very light uninspired touching on my legs.

I do not support this kind of person.

P.S. :

Her look was below average, by the way.

She wore nursing uniform all along.

I felt sick after Rosita's massage.

Strong suggestion for HE gave me bad headache.

I felt better after Grace and Daiva.

I would be even more if Daiva used hot stones.

Have you get foot massage with warm stones?

It's worth it.

Went to Belmont again last night, great time. Young skinny Asian girl maybe 25 years old. Did half an hour since they were about close, massage was terrible but what followed made up for it. Went to flip pretty much right away, great he. Half way through she asked if I wanted her to get on the table, I said yes and she hopped up with her cute little butt in my face. She had on lulu yoga pants and a thong, she let me pull the pants down a bit so her thong was right in my face. It was prob my best mp experience, I will be back.

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;3350041]I went once and was not impressed. Low pressure massage, cheap lotion, too much lotion and at the end a small wash cloth to clean off with.[/QUOTE]I agree massage was nothing to write home about and basement was cold and she wasn't much warmer. Also had an expensive chest trimming and more expensive manscape which was efficient and mechanical, but for the price it's not a bad option for the massage, just go on a warm day.

Satriani.

[QUOTE=Sapporo23;3351945]Called and set up at vida. Already had a nice experience there. When I went to park, uncle was out in front getting in their car and drove off. Drove around and called but nobody was answering and door was locked lights off. Another one bites the dust.

Sapporo.[/QUOTE]Vida is too bright storefront location.

And, there is no door to massage rooms.

From front door to massage room, there is no protection.

(I remember they did not lock room door, either.)

Personally, massage was barely OK.

[QUOTE=BradId24;3352097]How long was it, guys?

Xabi tried last year and I agree with him.

She killed first 10 minutes to be late to come in the room.

She left me for 15 minutes alone in a sort of hot pack on my back. This is not right.

Besides, the rest of massage was repeating few moves and very light uninspired touching on my legs.

I do not support this kind of person.

P.S. :

Her look was below average, by the way.

She wore nursing uniform all along.[/QUOTE]This review is perfect. Completely sums up my experience. Yes definitely below average looks when compared to what I hope to get when visiting a Euro. You can tell her no warm pack and that will stop you from losing 10 minutes on the massage. I can go on and write about the things I didn't like but its just my opinion. I do not recommend unless you want to visit a safe area, plenty of parking and 65 dollar rub with about 40 for tip.

[QUOTE=Sapporo23;3351945]Called and set up at vida. Already had a nice experience there. When I went to park, uncle was out in front getting in their car and drove off. Drove around and called but nobody was answering and door was locked lights off. Another one bites the dust.

Sapporo.[/QUOTE]Wow, if it happened just before your appointment, you dodged a bullet. Consider yourself lucky.

[QUOTE=Sapporo23;3351945]Called and set up at vida. Already had a nice experience there. When I went to park, uncle was out in front getting in their car and drove off. Drove around and called but nobody was answering and door was locked lights off. Another one bites the dust.

Sapporo.[/QUOTE]This turned out to be a short lived dream. This was becoming my goto place as it offered a lot.

Last time when I was there, they had someone come in to take measurements to remodel / fix the rooms. The provider also told me that they are going to fit table shower. Etc. I wish the closing is not true, but it was too obvious, and being around that residential area makes it even harder to conceal the facts.