UMassage. Joy - 0/10 - What Would You Do?
This is both a sharing of experience and question to the vets since I'm still a young buck rookie and all. They moved me to Orlando for the next 12-18 months for training / fights, so might swing by places time to time. But. Literally felt robbed bros.
So basically this, recently went all the way to a chick house for her to flake last second, so figured since I was like right by UMassage I'd try it out. Got in, Joy at the front, regular look but figured I'm here leggo. $60 house 30 min. Inside getting massage, flip, $140 tip upfront. Leaves and comes back starting CBJ. I'm like nah drop that for BJ part (I read here BBBJ all the time so I'm confused). She's like no it's mandatory etc. I'm like extra tip? No doesn't matter. I'm like WTH LOL whatever, does a meh CBJ for just enough of it to get hard, turns around for doggy.
Now LOL, bruhhh.
Go in, no lie, no exaggerating, got like 8 pumps and my leg slipped, so I adjusted so I don't fall off and she's like "did you cum?" and is checking it. Like what? I literally JUST started. Tell her of course not, start again, like I said earlier, nooo exaggerating, 30-45 seconds later she's "oh so big too much pain can't do it". I'm like we haven't even done anything. She's on some "oh you're too much man, big strong man". Like GTFOH what is this?? Refuses to do anymore only HJ because "too big". I'm like I could have went home for that, she's pretty much like well only HJ now and starts doing it with some BS sucking noises like bro you're not sucking anything. At this point I'm ultra pissed and just pretty much like yo I'm out this is a waste of time and money.
Now my main question to the vets.
How do you handle a situation like this? I don't want to be "that guy" making a scene or whatever, but I literally felt robbed. $200 for what amounted to 60 seconds total is as close to robbery as I can imagine without donating the money to them, and I want to ensure something like this can never happen again. But not sure what to do? How would you have handled this, or how should I have?
Atlantis, El Dorado, Cherry Blossom
[QUOTE=BigBobIII;6479512]I hear that the newest Cherry Blossom in Orlando is actually the old Cherry Blossom on Bumby. Apparently they had a "grand opening" a few days ago. Could it be a reincarnation of MM? The Cherry Blossoms are now Cherry Blossom East, Cherry Blossom West and a Cherry Blossom north? Similarly, I hear that its business as usual at umassage.[/QUOTE]I went looking for the mythical "new Cherry Blossom" today. Passed by a couple of spots that show up on Google, but didn't see any others. Would love a PM if any of you OGs have the info. I can report back tomorrow.
88 or blue moon 5389 Kirkman
Definitely a one and done.
60 for half hr or 80 hr. She took 60 from my hand so we proceeded with a 20 minute awful useless massage. Her fingers or knuckles were cracking but not my back or neck. Worst massage almost ever. Literally just running her hands up and down my back. Only one worse but that was a young inexperienced girl in New York. But she made up for on the flip. Not here though.
We go for the flip and negotiate she want $. 6. I offer $. She drops to $. 4 I'm still at one. She says $. 2. I hold up one finger. Then she waived me to get up toward my clothes and thinking no go I leave but she ok. She goes to birthday suit and though she's 50's toward 60 she is tall for Chinese and shapely. I could feel small bolt ons inside. She starts only Johnny and some excitement finally arises but then doorbell so she stops throws on dress and leaves. Door open a crack after 3 minutes I see another monger going to another room. She returned and back to work and Johnny likes oral stimulation with attention to juniors below. Things are really started to flow and build so with yankee cap on she goes to her back legs up and I mount. But upon entry the facility is empty spacious cavern with no sensation so Johnny losing attention.
So we switch back to oral and two hand action with one hand gloved going to the back side for prostrate cancer screening and immediately things to go full attention and then the doorbell again. She obviously knows I'm near spouting and pissed at the door so she doesn't leave but instead ramps up high gear and less than 30 seconds the champagne's bottle is opened and cork flies. She grabs some tissues quick and goes to the door. Few minutes she returns addition tissues but now I'm dressed and out the door.
After this event and considering recent events I'll most likely stop AMPs. Prices have gone up and service down. I read $$. 4 seems normal now at several popular joints and still service not up to mm or nds of prior months. It's obvious with recent closures that mostly all places still open have increased business but not services. With a client inside these girls never say come back in 1 hr. I bet those other two guys also got a rushed 30 minute garbage massage and whatever. Greed of these women they just stuff the guys in a room.
88 or blue moon 5389 Kirkman
Definitely a one and done.
60 for half hr or 80 hr. She took 60 from my hand so we proceeded with a 20 minute awful useless massage. Her fingers or knuckles were cracking but not my back or neck. Worst massage almost ever. Literally just running her hands up and down my back. Only one worse but that was a young inexperienced girl in New York. But she made up for on the flip. Not here though.
We go for the flip and negotiate she want $. 6. I offer $. She drops to $. 4 I'm still at one. She says $. 2. I hold up one finger. Then she waived me to get up toward my clothes and thinking no go I leave but she ok. She goes to birthday suit and though she's 50's toward 60 she is tall for Chinese and shapely. I could feel small bolt ons inside. She starts only Johnny and some excitement finally arises but then doorbell so she stops throws on dress and leaves. Door open a crack after 3 minutes I see another monger going to another room. She returned and back to work and Johnny likes oral stimulation with attention to juniors below. Things are really started to flow and build so with yankee cap on she goes to her back legs up and I mount. But upon entry the facility is empty spacious cavern with no sensation so Johnny losing attention.
So we switch back to oral and two hand action with one hand gloved going to the back side for prostrate cancer screening and immediately things to go full attention and then the doorbell again. She obviously knows I'm near spouting and pissed at the door so she doesn't leave but instead ramps up high gear and less than 30 seconds the champagne's bottle is opened and cork flies. She grabs some tissues quick and goes to the door. Few minutes she returns addition tissues but now I'm dressed and out the door.
After this event and considering recent events I'll most likely stop AMPs. Prices have gone up and service down. I read $$. 4 seems normal now at several popular joints and still service not up to mm or nds of prior months. It's obvious with recent closures that mostly all places still open have increased business but not services. With a client inside these girls never say come back in 1 hr. I bet those other two guys also got a rushed 30 minute garbage massage and whatever. Greed of these women they just stuff the guys in a room.
Asian Healthy House in Longwood
Any experience with this place?
Asian Healthy House.
[URL]https://orlando.craigslist.org/hws/d/sanford-day-special-magical-hands/7639862572.html[/URL]
Coming for a quick visit.
Is there any good around the Sanford area? I'll be round that area this Saturday.
Dollhouse. Hoeffner (Venus)
They give you a mini line up and I took Venus.
Glad I did! Short and stacked Latina who is 42, but asked me to guess her age and I swear to God I thought like 25. Her smile is amazing and as I mentioned a body to go with it. She honestly gave a really nice massage too. She was fairly aggressive taking my hands and placing on her and a sweet attitude. We got into it for a $ . 4 tip with DFK, FIV, FIA, and super passionate I wanted more but wasn't prepared for that price which should be an hour of full GFE so I said no stuck to intermediate fun. I will most definitely see her again!