Escort Reports

[QUOTE=GottaRun;2952021]LMAO I had forgot about that. I have never seen Sarah at a place where it mattered but the girl that was about is ultra UTR now. I saw her back around Xmast or Thanksgiving. We were at a very nice 5 star hotel about the time everyone else was checking out and the staff was starting to clean rooms when the indecent you are referencing happened.[/QUOTE]You need to take a break from work if you forgot that time. LOL I still remember a friend from college that had a girl in the bedroom and she kept hollering "golly bill, golly bill, OH GOLLY BILL!

I guess you know what her nickname is everytime I see her. LMAO Good to see you are still on the road to debotchery brother.

[QUOTE=Glockman;2951608]She did indeed bribe the committee. The committee has not committed itself for playmate of the month. The committee is still open for more bribes.[/QUOTE]I love this photo! I really Love it when she rides your face in this position!

[QUOTE=Dhb27;2952056]I love this photo! I really Love it when she rides your face in this position![/QUOTE]I don't know I kinda like it when she rides my dick like she is yours. LOL She gives a pretty good BJ too.

[QUOTE=KinkyMemphism;2950293]I might hAve to go and taste me some pie very very soon. But would need contact Glock as I don't have it anymore.[/QUOTE]I agree Kinky! Very Good Pie.

[QUOTE=FriendlyFace;2951848]After Missy stood me up I called Sarah. (Interestingly enough, after last night I would have immediately scheduled her for tonight if not for the date already scheduled with Missy!) She was sweet enough to again grace me with her company. WOW! She blew my mind last night but tonight she blew my world! (No pun intended.) What makes her so special isn't that she's beautiful, has a great body, and is an awesome when it comes to sex of all sorts. All of that is true plus much more, but it isn't what separates her from others. What makes her so different, so intoxicating, is that she's a "lover. " It's the little things. The way she massages my back (with intensity) after I've just climaxed in mish and I'm above her supported by my arms. She deeply massages my neck, my back, my butt! It's almost hypnotic. The way she curls up in my arms before and after we make love. The way her legs and stomach twitch and jerk after she has cum. The way she laughs. Her touch.

Sarah is the kind of woman who can own a man's heart before he even recognizes that it's gone. Yes, she is a "lover!" Warning to all men: you will be smitten! LOL. Don't believe me? Ask Glock! Memphis has the sweetest cherry pie in the land and her name is Sarah.

Footnote: This is why I will never understand those like Missy with GPS!? When ladies like Sarah are available to gentlemen and know how to respect their time and lives, do no show and piss poor contact ladies like Missy think that eventually their phone won't stop ringing?' (Sorry, I got on my rant again. LOL). Today has been interesting to say the least; from utter disappointment and a pissed mood to ecstatic bliss in the arms of a pixie known as Sarah.[/QUOTE]Yea I have never got why guys put up with that either. Its like SBL or whatever Emily (Jessica Rockefeller) and her pimp ass dope dealer boyfriend are calling it these days. Geez who would pay for covered BJ? Some guys simply amaze me.

Appears I struck a nerve with my post about Missy. Oddly I've received numerous PMs from even more who were stood up but are afraid to speak out. IMHO the Escort Report / Review section should cover the good and bad, otherwise it loses some of its value. When 5 guys are stood up (that post their experiences) in just a few days, I'd say there is a serious problem. Those that have wonderful experiences with Missy add just as much value. My only goal is to paint a complete and accurate picture. Then every member can decide for themselves. But when a lady wants to blame me for her not communicating (an extremely well documented problem with Missy) and then contacting me hours after our final details were to be set, and counting drive time, an hour after when the appointment was to start, it doesn't sit well with me. But hey, nothing more than a piece of information. I've had the pleasure of seeing and reviewing many wonderful Memphis ladies: Nicole, Queen Bea, Lexi, Aries, Sarah, and others. Memphis is blessed with wonderful providers and some great Senior Members who help keep the ship on course. If I've offended any white knights I offer no apology. IMHO our experiences add value.

[QUOTE=GottaRun;2952034]Yep sure do. LOL I call it the referee outfit and it sure does draw attention. They refused to rent me a room at one of the upscale hotels onetime because she was wearing it and was with me at the counter while I was trying to check in. Here is one of Sarah for you.[/QUOTE]Great pic! And word is that she still has that outfit!

[QUOTE=FriendlyFace;2952154]Appears I struck a nerve with my post about Missy. Oddly I've received numerous PMs from even more who were stood up but are afraid to speak out. IMHO the Escort Report / Review section should cover the good and bad, otherwise it loses some of its value. When 5 guys are stood up (that post their experiences) in just a few days, I'd say there is a serious problem. Those that have wonderful experiences with Missy add just as much value. My only goal is to paint a complete and accurate picture. Then every member can decide for themselves. But when a lady wants to blame me for her not communicating (an extremely well documented problem with Missy) and then contacting me hours after our final details were to be set, and counting drive time, an hour after when the appointment was to start, it doesn't sit well with me. But hey, nothing more than a piece of information. I've had the pleasure of seeing and reviewing many wonderful Memphis ladies: Nicole, Queen Bea, Lexi, Aries, Sarah, and others. Memphis is blessed with wonderful providers and some great Senior Members who help keep the ship on course. If I've offended any white knights I offer no apology. IMHO our experiences add value.[/QUOTE]What you said!

[QUOTE=FriendlyFace;2952154]Appears I struck a nerve with my post about Missy. Oddly I've received numerous PMs from even more who were stood up but are afraid to speak out. IMHO the Escort Report / Review section should cover the good and bad, otherwise it loses some of its value. When 5 guys are stood up (that post their experiences) in just a few days, I'd say there is a serious problem. Those that have wonderful experiences with Missy add just as much value. My only goal is to paint a complete and accurate picture. Then every member can decide for themselves. But when a lady wants to blame me for her not communicating (an extremely well documented problem with Missy) and then contacting me hours after our final details were to be set, and counting drive time, an hour after when the appointment was to start, it doesn't sit well with me. But hey, nothing more than a piece of information. I've had the pleasure of seeing and reviewing many wonderful Memphis ladies: Nicole, Queen Bea, Lexi, Aries, Sarah, and others. Memphis is blessed with wonderful providers and some great Senior Members who help keep the ship on course. If I've offended any white knights I offer no apology. IMHO our experiences add value.[/QUOTE]You are right to express your opinion. Call it the way you see it.

[QUOTE=GottaRun;2952065]Yea I have never got why guys put up with that either. Its like SBL or whatever Emily (Jessica Rockefeller) and her pimp ass dope dealer boyfriend are calling it these days. Geez who would pay for covered BJ? Some guys simply amaze me.[/QUOTE]I really never understood how any one can pay for a CBJ. It's like taking a shower in a wet suit.

[QUOTE=BillyBA;2951700]Which Sarah are you referring to? I may need to send my $'s her way as well.[/QUOTE]Would a picture help? 😃.

[QUOTE=GottaRun;2952034]Yep sure do. LOL I call it the referee outfit and it sure does draw attention. They refused to rent me a room at one of the upscale hotels onetime because she was wearing it and was with me at the counter while I was trying to check in. Here is one of Sarah for you.[/QUOTE]This picture is great! Is this taken recently?

All this talk about Sarah's first tattoo made me want to dust off my retouching skill and remove her current tattoos from a photo taken last Wednesday. I did something like this about two years and the most guys voted without the tattoos. I prefer without, but I am just an old fart. I have never seen a girl without a tattoo and said to myself, what she needs is a tramp stamp that says "HONEY BADGER DON'T GIVE A SHIT. " Don't get me wrong, If a girl is cute and photogenic I won't tell her she can't suck my dick even if she has a tattoo of the [I]Graf Spee[/I] on her ass.

[QUOTE=Glockman;2952957]All this talk about Sarah's first tattoo made me want to dust off my retouching skill and remove her current tattoos from a photo taken last Wednesday. I did something like this about two years and the most guys voted without the tattoos. I prefer without, but I am just an old fart. I have never seen a girl without a tattoo and said to myself, what she needs is a tramp stamp that says "HONEY BADGER DON'T GIVE A SHIT. " Don't get me wrong, If a girl is cute and photogenic I won't tell her she can't suck my dick even if she has a tattoo of the [I]Graf Spee[/I] on her ass.[/QUOTE]That photoshop work is amazing. I know I have seen a few girls that have done that exact same thing in their ads, only to be surprised by the tats when I arrive. And, I know some who don't show a complete face and then photoshop the tats as a way to stay unidentified by current employers or family.

But, like you Glock, mostly this kind of comparison just shows what an old guy I am, preferring the days when you never saw tattoos on girls. I will take the un-inked skin any day. That said, Sarah is a pretty girl either way and would never be kicked out of bed for them, but I would have loved to seen her pre-ink.

But then I read she doesn't like black dudes. What a let down LOL.