Massage Parlor Reports

I haven't been hobbying for awhile, but a confluence of events gave me a good opportunity abut a week ago. I decided to give one of the AAMPs a shot. (I've been to an Asian apartment before, but it had been a few years.) This was a place off Archer near Hamburger Haven.

Long story short, it was pretty lousy. The ad promised a choice of girls, and there was only one. (It wasn't that the others were busy. The place seemed deserted.) She was older than advertised. Tight waist, but clearly she had kids.

The ad promised a nuru style massage. It was nothing like that. Mostly it was pretty perfunctory waiting to get to the main event.

The ad also promised kissing. Not allowed, and she really didn't want to be touched at all.

The mutual shower was in a tiny, filthy bathtub shower.

Is this pretty standard at these places, or did I just get a bad place (or an okay place on a bad day)?

I had a really good time here with my provider. Mikke is a new bee in Yun spa. Nice attitude, experienced and a great ass of course. I paid for the house fees and then went to the back with her. Mikke provided me with a great TS. It was playful and really really thorough. Cleaned all of my favorite parts. In massage. It was kind of short, and I'm probably giving her a generous review on the massage, but she did make me feel quite relaxed. She didn't get into the deep tissue like they do at some of the AMPs around here. Mikkie l flipped me over and then we talked about the full service package. She took off the rest of her clothes and then we got to it. First thing she did was roll on a cover. Then she got on her knees and gave me a hell of a hummer. Sucked my cock like her life depended on it. I had to release my cock from her lips. I thought I was going to bust. Lucky for me I didn't. I got Mikke on hands and knees and took the plunge. Her pussy was nice and wet. I slid in and out with ease. I got her to cum a couple times during our fucking session. Mikkie finally got me to cum when I was slamming her from under in CG. I tried to edge myself off, but I passed the point of no return. It was good because I was getting really tired anyways. Mikkie cleaned it all up and then we were out of there. I will be revisiting this place for sure. Prices really aren't that bad.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/yun-spa-grand-re-opening11-25-hot-baby-dolls-sweet-asian/25109702[/URL]

Today, I tried Grace since my extra tax refund is on the way.

It turned out pretty good, actually.

It was old condominium. Nothing fancy, but quiet and comfortable.

She used one bed room for massage. Different than Rosita's apt, no one was around (more privacy structure).

Strange thing was when I got naked, I found a very small towel barely covering my butt only.

I thought this was sign of HE in the beginning.

According to my experience, usually small towel or no towel leads erotic result.

Anyway, I was cold and she turned on furnace, extra heater and heating bed for me.

Massage was not very hard, but pretty good.

I saw her certificate and she has protocol.

She used some tools for head and foot massages.

I had headache and sore throats, but I found these are gone when I came out.

Truly therapeutic.

$50 + $20 tips = $70.

Very similar to Anna in Palatine, but $15 cheaper.

I guess I may visit her sometimes.

P.S. :

I had to go to bathroom twice since I was cold.

Whenever I stand, I had to put the small towel on my private part (butt naked).

She moved her face or eyes away from me.

Nothing extra happened.

But, my intuition is she may hesitate.

This towel cannot be mistake.

Maybe next time, I will visit her at night and not cover me as the towel was even hidden under pillow.

(I had to look everywhere for a minute.)

Otherwise, it was good therapeutic massage.

Thank you, Grace and Thank you, guys!

[QUOTE=ChitownClown;3347753]I haven't been hobbying for awhile, but a confluence of events gave me a good opportunity abut a week ago. I decided to give one of the AAMPs a shot. (I've been to an Asian apartment before, but it had been a few years.) This was a place off Archer near Hamburger Haven.

Long story short, it was pretty lousy. The ad promised a choice of girls, and there was only one. (It wasn't that the others were busy. The place seemed deserted.) She was older than advertised. Tight waist, but clearly she had kids.

The ad promised a nuru style massage. It was nothing like that. Mostly it was pretty perfunctory waiting to get to the main event.

The ad also promised kissing. Not allowed, and she really didn't want to be touched at all.

The mutual shower was in a tiny, filthy bathtub shower.

Is this pretty standard at these places, or did I just get a bad place (or an okay place on a bad day)?[/QUOTE]In an AAMP in the $130-$160 range you will not get nuru or any massage for that matter. You might get a quick rub on the back or they might rub their breasts on your back for about a minute before telling you to flip. In this price range you can expect no GFE so that's no DFK or BBBJ. You might not even get LFK. The touching part is not normal and it might just be that specific girl. When you do have a choice of more than one girl I always try to pick the sluttiest looking one because I assume that she will give a better performance. If you are trying to take her to pound town she might not want to go with you or will limit the ride by holding a hand out and claiming it hurts. In the $130 price range you will have limits and its a basic quickie. If you nee extra attention you should look into the $300 range places and even those might be hit or miss but that is what the forum is for.

[QUOTE=Gopher88;3346799]All of us hobbyists have been shorted one time are another. But this was over board I stopped by Golden Spa La grange around 7: PM. Greeted at the door by Mamasan Three girls just sitting around. All nice one young. Paid door fee, went to room. Off to the table shower 5 minutes in there. Back to room, It wasn't 10 minutes knock on the door. She left for a few minutes, Came back in She said turn over WTF Massage barely got started. Mamasan came in the room, We got busy you come back another day. Told her it only been 15 minutes, Ok give me my money back she said no, Then the no English BS started. A lot of you know who the boss is. The girl I was with was very apologetic and so was the girl at the front desk. I ask for my money back again, She said Boss said no. BEWARE YMMV.[/QUOTE]I had a similar experience like that six months ago and have not been back since.

Can you PM me info for the Russian girl Anna in Palatine. Thanks.

[QUOTE=BradId24;3348131]Today, I tried Grace since my extra tax refund is on the way.

It turned out pretty good, actually.

It was old condominium. Nothing fancy, but quiet and comfortable.

She used one bed room for massage. Different than Rosita's apt, no one was around (more privacy structure).

Strange thing was when I got naked, I found a very small towel barely covering my butt only.

I thought this was sign of HE in the beginning.

According to my experience, usually small towel or no towel leads erotic result.

Anyway, I was cold and she turned on furnace, extra heater and heating bed for me.

Massage was not very hard, but pretty good.

I saw her certificate and she has protocol.

She used some tools for head and foot massages.

I had headache and sore throats, but I found these are gone when I came out.

Truly therapeutic.

$50 + $20 tips = $70.

Very similar to Anna in Palatine, but $15 cheaper.

I guess I may visit her sometimes.

P.S. :

I had to go to bathroom twice since I was cold.

Whenever I stand, I had to put the small towel on my private part (butt naked).

She moved her face or eyes away from me.

Nothing extra happened.

But, my intuition is she may hesitate.

This towel cannot be mistake.

Maybe next time, I will visit her at night and not cover me as the towel was even hidden under pillow.

(I had to look everywhere for a minute.)

Otherwise, it was good therapeutic massage.

Thank you, Grace and Thank you, guys![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Randolph;3347663][URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/quality-massage-in-northbrook-in-call/19264186[/URL]
Name is eve or ava.

Boy did she get mad when I left no tip.[/QUOTE]Good job!

Let her reconsider her HE policy after she misses a few meals and mamason threatens to kick her out on the street.

[URL]https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/thp/6083690068.html[/URL]

Has anyone tried this place at all?

She said it's private residence.

Her voice sounds desperate.

[QUOTE=BradId24;3346937]Thank you very much for your info![/QUOTE]Hi Brad. This is part of my PM to you, but you apparently haven't checked your inbox for a few days; Posting it here because I wanted to be sure you got this. In there I have some additional personal and specific information you may find of interest.

Couple of thoughts about your posts. Until about six years ago, my BP was always in the low normal range, but then it started creeping up. My doctor told me that at some point, I would need to start taking some med's for the problem, but I resisted that for a couple of years.

Didn't want to become dependent on anything, and I had the example of my father, who wouldn't even take an aspirin, until his head was More Than half split open, so to speak. Doc said that in earlier years, there were no med's I could take for this and still fly, but now there were lots of options, so I decided to do it, and I'm glad that I did. I'm on one Losartan pill a day, and the one "side effect" is that it helps a little with erections.

It's really no big deal to do this, but as others have said, if you don't do something about it, and soon, things really could end soon, and not well. Reading some of your posts, you seem like a nice guy who respects women and has the means to be able to enjoy this activity fairly often, so I feel like I kind of know you, and would like to be able to continue to read your stuff!

I particularly enjoy reading Bob521's thoughts on the subject of legit massages, and having respect for the MP's. Usually my first priority. If I only get a very good, or better, massage, I'm happy and I tip 20 to 40, which is higher than the norm. Those who only do beneficial legit massages usually don't negotiate for or complain about tip amounts. They're happy to get much of anything. Typically, from reading RM reviews, where guys try hard for extras, and don't get them, they walk out pissed and only give 5 or 10, if anything, and often berate or insult the MP. I only have a problem with women who don't know how to give a good massage, won't do extra, and still expect big tips.

Specific recommendations in the PM. If you decide to see any of those excellent ladies, I would be interested to hear your thoughts.

Best wishes, and please, do something about your BP!

[QUOTE=BradId24;3348705][URL]https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/thp/6083690068.html[/URL]

Has anyone tried this place at all?

She said it's private residence.

Her voice sounds desperate.[/QUOTE]Yes. Check the European section of this forum. I don't recommend. Standard finish with some additional options. Works out of house. Smoker.

Hello everyone!

Been lurking here for a bit but decided to join in.

Anyone know a place with options that actually provides a good hard back rub?

Not really looking for extras, but knowing that it's an option would be good for repeats.

[QUOTE=TronCat;3349366]Hello everyone!

Been lurking here for a bit but decided to join in.

Anyone know a place with options that actually provides a good hard back rub?

Not really looking for extras, but knowing that it's an option would be good for repeats.[/QUOTE]Find and report, that is the way to start.

[QUOTE=NotDeadYet;3348855]

Didn't want to become dependent on anything, and I had the example of my father, who wouldn't even take an aspirin, until his head was More Than half split open, so to speak. Doc said that in earlier years, there were no med's I could take for this and still fly, but now there were lots of options, so I decided to do it, and I'm glad that I did. I'm on one Losartan pill a day, and the one "side effect" is that it helps a little with erections.
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I apologize I could not check a lot of messages lately. I truly appreciate your story.

High blood pressure is silent killer. My BP pressure result show normal, but I know what's happening to me.

When I (43) think about it, I start my masterbation almost 30 years ago. Since I have extreme headache, I decided to not to do it any more.

(Along the headache, I got a lot of white hairs lately.).

Let me try a lot of method without drug (walking, massage, losing weight etc) first.

Thank you very much for your sharing!!





P.S.:


This lady suggested the best massage so far.

Hot stone massage is supposed to be like $110 an hour at Thee European spa.

She did it for $40 an hour ( I gave her $30 tips).

Heated bed, hot oil and hot stones.

I felt way better after massage.

Personally, I feel sorry for this Lithuanian lady. I feel she charges little since she is a bit old.

Different than Northlake today, she never stopped her hands for one hour.

Hard worker.

[QUOTE=Walker333;3349539]Find and report, that is the way to start.[/QUOTE]Yeah, I'm off soon and I think I'm going to try out T-Pro.

From what little I can gather on them (basically 2-3 angry Yelp reviews from a few women who tried the place) they do seem to have extra options as they're "male focused" and apparently even rejected one woman cause they only do men.

But one review makes it sound like they have a hint of racism against black people which may be a problem (but given the nature of the review I'm not inclined to give their reports much credit. When you're not gelling with a place or person everything they do can be blown up and being in that awkward position would do the trick).

Either way it's 10 mins from where I live and should allow me to do other things that day regardless of the experience.

[QUOTE=XabiAlonso;3349006]Yes. Check the European section of this forum. I don't recommend. Standard finish with some additional options. Works out of house. Smoker.[/QUOTE]Are we talking about Sarah?

We hugged unusually three times after session, but I did not smell smoking.

Also, may I ask how many times did you visit until getting finish?

I found your report and it seems you had self service, so let me know!





Anyway, I confirmed it's $55 for 1 hr today. When I was there, it was a nice house (not apt or condo).

The massage room was equipped even with dry sauna (closet size for 2 people) and all sorts of equipments.

But, this hired girl, Sarah did not do much on her job.

She even did not count the money up to the end.

She left me in some hot pack for 20 minutes and did not do much for the rest of minutes.

Friendly girl, but pointless massage.

(It reminded me of Vida.)

$55 + $20 tips = $75.

Might be back long later only if there is extra.