It was all good until the Owen Wilson piece
[QUOTE=TjtjtJall;5757848]I know bro, truth hurts. You find that special someone you think is the bees knees. Presses all your buttons. Pretty little princess you found on STG who sees 8-10 guys a day but you know you're special. Unique. Feelings are real with this one.
Then some filthy little bastard tells you he texted her, asked about bareback, and she said yes for a healthy upcharge. He proceeds to saunter over and blow a week's worth of frustration into that sweet little box you love to munch on and it's all too much to take in.
It can't be! She'd never! Not my porcelain doll!
These multiple different dudes on a message board claim it happens. But she told me she'd never allow such foul behavior in her nether regions! Right! Right? 😢.
I mean, she does fornicate with dozens of strangers a week after exchanging a couple texts, that found her number from ads she has posted on multiple escort sites. Maybe a broken condom here or there, perhaps an occasional slip up. But I'm special, right??
Aren't I? Wait, have I been dining on a smorgasbord of random monger slooge? Has my sweet little angel told me falsehoods? Lied to me when I'm paying her for a service that she broadly advertises to provide? Could it be true! Tell me it's not true!
😂🤣😂🥲
As the not so great Owen Wilson said in Wedding Crashers: "Grow up Peter Pan. Count Chocula. ".[/QUOTE]Wedding Crashers and Old School remain frankly the modern day Caddy Shack quote machines. When was in my 20's back in the stone ages, you better be able to quote Caddyshack cold.
The Good Ole Days. Sexy by Raven
Those would be the SBR days. Sexy by Raven. She always had hot and clean girls and a lot of them. 160-200 for hotness. Who remembers?
Remember "quest" phone line. ?
[QUOTE=UpsCaps;5761232]Everyone was in one of two spots BP and Eros.
CL was excellent as well. You could place your own ad and get some serious UTR action or many times, free chicks that just wanted to hang and have fun.
Before the internet we would call a very popular personals line in the TriState NYC area. Can't remember the name. You had to pay for a certain amount of minutes to send/receive messages and live chat. That line was flush. All free women who just wanted to have fun. You could come home at 3 am on a Wednesday, get on the line, and be up in something by 4 am. All regular citizens. That line actually went national at one point. Onlinebootycall was serious at one point too.
Now
Edit: It was called Lavalife. Probably still around[/QUOTE]I got so much good ass from "Quest" around 1993 to 1995. Damn. Used to post a voicemail type ad just straight up saying I was dominant, generous, and wanted a woman who enjoyed a good spanking and a couple hours of greek. Un-fkin-believable how many decent looking women I banged in the ass from that phone line. Most free, some cost a few drinks, some I gave 100 or so.