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[QUOTE=Hypo Luxa; 1165173]Wow! Hope she doesn't have a change of heart and get out of the biz!
Next time go in and ask her to help exorcise you. Tell her you have a devil in your dick and some demons in your semen! (mini-tribute to the Chili Peppers, LOL) and only a BBBJCIM will get him out of you! [/QUOTE]Yeah, but then she will spit.
[QUOTE=Goser;1165182]Yeah, but then she will spit.[/QUOTE]No, she'll run out of the door and throw herself down to the street level like the priest in the exorcist did, LOL!
Either that, or the next guy she blows will become possessed!
[QUOTE=Goser;1165067]Chanel from Kison told me last week that she has a Japanese girl starting this week. If anyone sees here, please post a report.[/QUOTE]Hey guys, you better go quick before Johnny (14 inch) Holmes open her up. Otherwise you'll be swimming in a big ocean after that deed! Ha ha
[QUOTE=Starfox64;1164910]I had her a couple of times and services were just as reported. However when I was making small talk with her, she started talking about jesus, god, and how she goes to church every Sunday. Normally that's not a big deal, but then she started talking about how she is the only one that goes to that church and that jesus is always with her. Kinda freaked meout. Haven't seen her since.[/QUOTE]Don't worry about the church stuff, lots of KBGs go to church as well and talk to me about it. That is after they suck and fuck in the room.
[QUOTE=Johnny14;1165216]Hey guys, you better go quick before Johnny (14 inch) Holmes open her up. Otherwise you'll be swimming in a big ocean after that deed! Ha ha[/QUOTE]Geez you're only 14 inches, I would be embarrased. I am at least 16 inches!
Oh, Monica told me she was going to church last May of 2010! We got to talking after our Christ endorsed session of BBFS, BBBJ and BBFSTCIP. I told her that religion was a crutch for the weak minded and that I was a devout Satanist that listens to Black Metal. She kinda gave me the stinkeye and then we went into our second session of debauchery. After I shot my second load in her mouth I pulled a Ronnie James Dio (RIP brother) metal sign and yelled 666. I then turned around and saw the second coming of Jesus right in the room. I then asked him "what took you so fucking long?"
Ok, so I was hungry and felt like a Thai "dish" with all the talking about the new girls at Rose Marie on Ward. Last time I was there a month or so ago I saw Helen and gave her a great review.
Last night I walk in, place seems quiet and deserted (Monday night at 8:30?) Where is everyone. I figured it would be packed based on the reports I've been seeing.
Anna greets me at the door and asked if I had been here before,"Of course!"."I take care of you" she says. She is about 5'6' about 125 or 130 lbs, not fat, but full bodied. Not the waifish girl I thought might be there. She was equipped with a natural C rack and had lovely curves. Great attitude, built for pleasure and seemed really into it and enjoyed. Straight hair down below her shoulders.
Into shower with me on table, she scrubs me good, a little teasing of JR and we're at attention in no time. She's giggling and laughing, lots of friendly easy talking. Got the sense she was new and having fun.
Back in the room she returns and applies the usual lite touch sensual rub with her body, kisses all over my back. On flip tells me relax, but I can't contain myself. I have her lie down and "do" her, my turn. I kiss and lick all over and she is shuddering. She has goose pimples all over her body. Then it's on to phase two, I start giving her a lite rim job and work my way past her 'taint' and into the love canal. She's soaked with sweet Thai juices and flowing.
I eat that dish like I am starving. But she is hesitant. It seemed like she was oh so close to the big O but would stop at the last second and push me away.
Finally she insist that I fuck her right now. She's demanding. So she first starts a great BJ, covered and I'm enjoying. But in short order she is doing CG on me and trying to make herself cum. I lift her ass and start the "bunny fuck" technique from underneath and she goes through the roof. Cums on me and then almost falls off the bed. I have to grab her.
I'm standing up and drag her near me and do a standing dog and mish and even a "spoon" poke into her, which she at first was a little apprehensive then realized what I was doing. Then she enjoyed. I was thrusting so furiously, the cover came off inside of her. Without a missed stroke she slides off the bed, falls to her knees and starts begging me to shoot on her boobies. She's hand fucking me over her chest and giving a lot of verbal 'support'.
Finally I shoot my load all over her chest as she's stroking me off.
Wow.
She says she doesn't like to cum when a guy is eating her. She loves to come with a dick inside (obviously!) and it's easy for her to do. She said she only cums on a guys mouth AFTER he makes her cum with his dick.
Here's the best part. As I'm catching my breath she asks me,"Why you no fuck my ass?"
"What?"
"Why you know fuck me in my ass, I thought you would fuck me deep in my ass? I love it in the ass! I want you to fuck my fucking ass hard next time! I love dick in my ass! Okay? Promise you come back soon and do my ass. I love you dick, you got nice dick, so I like you dick in my ass baby, okay? You understand?"
WTF? Are you kidding me? I was so spent I didn't know what to do. I was semi hard and now thinking about round two in the fudge tunnel. The Hershey Highway. Poop shoot love. The tunnel of fudge. Chocolate covered snake pit.
How fucking often does an AMP girl actually beg you to fuck her in the ass? She drags me to the shower and we both get cleaned up. Another hottie opens the shower door. A little brown fucking machine, short straight hair, nice tan, gorgeous, laughing, checking me out. I'm standing there naked drying off and she steps forward and grabs my unit. Looks me straight in the eyes and says "You nice, you fuck me next time?" Anna starts laughing and pushes me out the door. I'm standing in the hallway, sandwiched between two girls naked, one has her hand on my cock, the other is pushing my ass into the new girl and I'm starting to get a hard-on again.
I didn't have another fuckin' dollar on me.
But I know if I did, I'd be in there for a duo. They seemed to really play off each other.
As I walk out the entrance, another pretty, but large girl shows up, local not Thai. OMG what a huge rack. Long straight hair down to her waist. Anna grabs her and introduces me. She pulls her gown down so that I get a great view of these two huge tits. The girl smiles and says,"next time, okay?" Then it was goodnight and I left.
Boyz, I know there are soldiers out there who would walk 20 miles to poke a girl in the ass. And then some.
Here is your chance. I think Anna loves a good fuck to the ass and if you have a preference for this type of fun, she's your girl.
Me? I'll do it on request and just for the sheer kink of it once in awhile. But don't ordinarily "pursue" this.
But if YOU do, then go have fun.
I gave 50 house. 150 to her. Had a blast. Recommend and will repeat when funds allow. Anna has only been here 3 days, from Atlanta, but definitely Thai. What a champ!
Stopped by GQ to try the new girl, Lisa. Here's the Capn's log:
L: 7. K-girl, about 5-foot-3, 105 lbs. 31 yo (looks younger) , cute face with braces, shoulder length hair, very toned body, As with nice nips, very nice butt for a K-girl (except for burn scar on right cheek) , nicely trimmed nan.
A: 7. Overall, friendly and easy to talk to but definitely not a GFE. Would turn cold fast and overreact a bit with something she didn't like but then would warm up again. Seemed a little new to the biz. (Most seasoned pros know how to make their rules known without breaking the mood.)
S: 6. Average TS and OK massage. Nice teasing. OK CBJ. Very tight nana and has excellent pussy control (by far her best quality). Good in DS and standing DS, took a pounding in mish. Made good noises and seemed into it. But said no to DFK, LK and DATY so I won't repeat.
Usual HF and tip.
A little' Capn in all of them! Stay safe mateys!
Capn Morgan
[QUOTE=Goser;1165067]Chanel from Kison told me last week that she has a Japanese girl starting this week. If anyone sees here, please post a report.[/QUOTE]I bet you anything this so called "Japanese girl" is at least half korean. Cause like they said before, a full japanese girl at an AMP is like spotting "bigfoot".
[QUOTE=Starfox64;1164910]I had her a couple of times and services were just as reported. However when I was making small talk with her, she started talking about jesus, god, and how she goes to church every Sunday. Normally that's not a big deal, but then she started talking about how she is the only one that goes to that church and that jesus is always with her. Kinda freaked meout. Haven't seen her since.[/QUOTE]I hear allot of times girls saying "Oh My God, Jesus Christ" just before cumming. No big deal. I know the famous Bonnie used to always say that while pile driving her in the standing frontal thrusting position while she lays on her back taking "that rod and thee shaft" they certainly comfort me! ha ha
She certainly is no church going provider but can sure F*k. You know how really brain-washed these Christians are, when in fact the true name of the prophet is Jmmanuel or spelled as Immanuel not Jesus Christ which was changed to that name in the New Testament.
So that one should also ponder what else has changed besides using a false name. Religions are all BS, used by the clergy and church to rob and swindle the ignorant masses who don't know any better.
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Somehow, I don't trust a woman who grins like that! I gotto pass.
Yo,
Had me a AMP hoe said she go church every sun and god wants her to help people. She then proceeded to BBBJ and BBFS me. Even the realtor hoe claimed church goodness-that after choosing money$$ over her kid (left kid on mainland) , arrested for DUI here (drink till she pass out) , scamming my broker bud for thousands, and of course, being a hoe.
Man, some of dem hoes pretty messed up. Guess they justify their actions somehow, with church in the balance.
Jb.
[QUOTE=John Ross;1165228]Don't worry about the church stuff, lots of KBGs go to church as well and talk to me about it. That is after they suck and fuck in the room.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Waikikian; 1165409]
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Somehow, I don't trust a woman who grins like that! I gotto pass. [/QUOTE]Look like one kitchen Mama to me.
[QUOTE=Johnny14;1165379]Religions are all BS, used by the clergy and church to rob and swindle the ignorant masses who don't know any better.[/QUOTE]Umm. How about the entire concept of Jesus himself and most likely God is all BS too.
[QUOTE=Phoenix261;1164879]You might consider Sindee. She advertises on ***********. I've been with her numerous times at PineTree and she's fantastic. Great attitude, tight firm, petite body, and the girl's got skills.[/QUOTE]Mahalo Braddah phoenix!
Can some or all of you message me privately with jesus freak contacts?
I'm going to have to excorcise some of these nutjobs. I'm serious. I'll help them see Heysus.