Was in Hoover this weekend and I saw a new place on Lorna Road.
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Was in Hoover this weekend and I saw a new place on Lorna Road.
Guys let's please boycott Sunny. Prices are ridiculous. $180 for handshake while touching tits. No way. Let's make this place dry like we use to do back in the day. We can control the market. #share #share #share.
[QUOTE=MassageMan44;5791955]Was in Hoover this weekend and I saw a new place on Lorna Road.[/QUOTE]Where on LR?.
[QUOTE=MassageMan44;5791955]Was in Hoover this weekend and I saw a new place on Lorna Road.[/QUOTE]Where at? Name?
[QUOTE=Sillwmith11;5793080]Guys let's please boycott Sunny. Prices are ridiculous. $180 for handshake while touching tits. No way. Let's make this place dry like we use to do back in the day. We can control the market. #share #share #share.[/QUOTE]Agreed that's fukin ridiculous.
[QUOTE=SRG1286;5793354]Where at? Name?[/QUOTE]Sorry had the wife with me so couldn't stop. It was close to Family Dollar I only saw the sign that said Massage.
[QUOTE=MassageMan44;5793589]Sorry had the wife with me so couldn't stop. It was close to Family Dollar I only saw the sign that said Massage.[/QUOTE]Standard handshake and same owners from Bham location by race track. Older lady. No FS or open menu. . 40 stay safe!
[QUOTE=Sillwmith11;5794193]Standard handshake and same owners from Bham location by race track. Older lady. No FS or open menu. . 40 stay safe![/QUOTE]Tru? Must be a new location? Which girl?.
[QUOTE=MassageMan44;5794316]Tru? Must be a new location? Which girl?.[/QUOTE]Across from FD. Same lady from the race track location. 50's.
Seniors PM for more info.
[QUOTE=Sillwmith11;5794376]Across from FD. Same lady from the race track location. 50's.[/QUOTE]A little to close to the police station?
[QUOTE=SRG1286;5795308]A little to close to the police station?[/QUOTE]I thought the same about Pam.
[QUOTE=Sillwmith11;5794376]Across from FD. Same lady from the race track location. 50's.[/QUOTE]Yeah it's a new location, Lucy is working there now.
Was out and about at a hoover store and saw Pam. Good lawd she still thick and fine. I think she lost some weight. I might give her another shot soon it's been a minute since I saw her.
[QUOTE=PapaShango;5795520]Was out and about at a hoover store and saw Pam. Good lawd she still thick and fine. I think she lost some weight. I might give her another shot soon it's been a minute since I saw her.[/QUOTE]I've heard about her more than anyone in the history of the forum, how do I contact her to try myself?
[QUOTE=SRG1286;5795620]I've heard about her more than anyone in the history of the forum, how do I contact her to try myself?[/QUOTE]Check your PM.
[QUOTE=Sillwmith11;5795631]Check your PM.[/QUOTE]Thanks you. Any pics of this woman?
Does anyone know if anyone in the area offers prostate massage?
God I hope not.
[QUOTE=EvanEvans;5797231]Does anyone know if anyone in the area offers prostate massage?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=SRG1286;5796128]Thanks you. Any pics of this woman?[/QUOTE]Just think Latin goddess.
Long time lurker and I finally started posting. So if there is anyone out there still lurking it's time to join to get this page more active. Looking for some UTR or trade information. Willing to trade with sr.
[QUOTE=PapaShango;5795520]Was out and about at a hoover store and saw Pam. Good lawd she still thick and fine. I think she lost some weight. I might give her another shot soon it's been a minute since I saw her.[/QUOTE]How do get in contact with pam?? Everyone who has met Pam as great things to say.
[QUOTE=SRG1286;5795620]I've heard about her more than anyone in the history of the forum, how do I contact her to try myself?[/QUOTE]I, too, would be very interested in knowing more about Pam. I'm in from out of town and don't know how much longer I'll be here. Would anyone be willing to PM me the relevant details please?
[QUOTE=Sillwmith11;5797775]Just think Latin goddess.[/QUOTE]But do not picture spinner type chica.
Think thick with huge T & A.
Hello!
I'm temporarily in town for a family emergency. My mother-in-law is actively dying in hospice care. I've been holding everything together in the meantime, taking care of practically everything and everyone, and I'm beyond stressed. I've had almost zero opportunities for self-care in the last two weeks. Basically, I've been spending all of my time taking care of everyone else, and I just need a couple of hours where I can let everything go, and let someone else completely take care of me.
I found this forum while searching for reviews of MPs in Birmingham and I was wondering if anyone could offer me some friendly advice.
For me, the entire experience is much more important than how the massage ends. What I need is to be intimately touched, cared for and pampered in a comforting and nurturing way. I want more intimate touch than I would be able to get at someplace like massage envy, but I don't necessarily need a "happy ending" to be able to have my needs met. Think more "sensual" than "erotic," if that makes sense. So far, I've only ever been able to find this type of care at either AMPs or with FBSM providers. For example, the best massages I've ever had were from a place where the masseuse would massage every square inch of my body, except for that one single body part, and the last time I had a massage from her before the city closed the place down, she even did touch me there through a washcloth while wiping me down after the massage, and even though it was brief and fleeting, I enjoyed it for what it was. That particular masseuse always paid plenty of attention to my butt, which was wonderful, as I love having my butt rubbed, and she would also always massage my testicles during the second part of the massage after I flipped over, which felt amazing. At another place in the same city, I enjoyed a four hands massage that besides being a pretty decent massage, involved some great massage on my butt, nipple play from both masseuses simultaneously, one of the masseuses tickling my balls, and a DIY ending, followed by a table shower. That, too, was really nice. By contrast, while on a trip to Indiana, I had an amazing massage that did include a HJ, but that part was a surprise and was done without my consent. I didn't ask for it and I didn't want it, and even though it felt good, it was still a sexual assault and messed me up psychologically afterwards. I'm okay with being touched down there; in fact, I want to be touched everywhere else, including perineum, scrotum, every inch of the buttocks etc. If I am touched there, I want it to be as a therapeutic part of the whole massage, not just as trying to "get me off" at the end for an extra fee. I also don't need to be able to touch the masseuse, and I am definitely not looking for FS.
So, to sum up I'm looking for a really great massage; a nurturing, comforting, sensual, full-body experience, that incorporates hard, soft, and medium touch, and also includes intimate touch. I don't need to have HJ, don't want FS, and I don't need to be able to touch the masseuse either. So, with all that said, what do you guys thing is my best option around here? Based on what I've read on this forum so far, it seems like One T is my best bet by far, especially with the TS and Sauna, which for me would really enhance the aspect of relaxation, pampering, and the experience being an escape from all the stressors I'm currently dealing with. I've also read that they accept Debit / Credit which is helpful for me as well. It sounds like both Bobbie and Holly are pretty good, and that maybe I should ask for one of them? Or at least someone who isn't brand new?
Other places I've looked at are Lotus Massage, Tru Acupressure Clinic, Tai Chi Acupressure, Tao Massage, Intuitive Touch Bodywork, Deep Roots Massage, and Jenna's Private Massages. But based on what I'm read, it seems like One T is the clear forerunner. What do you guys think?
Thanks so much for your help.
[QUOTE=EvanEvans;5798585]Hello!
I'm temporarily in town for a family emergency. My mother-in-law is actively dying in hospice care. I've been holding everything together in the meantime, taking care of practically everything and everyone, and I'm beyond stressed. I've had almost zero opportunities for self-care in the last two weeks. Basically, I've been spending all of my time taking care of everyone else, and I just need a couple of hours where I can let everything go, and let someone else completely take care of me.
I found this forum while searching for reviews of MPs in Birmingham and I was wondering if anyone could offer me some friendly advice.
For me, the entire experience is much more important than how the massage ends. What I need is to be intimately touched, cared for and pampered in a comforting and nurturing way. I want more intimate touch than I would be able to get at someplace like massage envy, but I don't necessarily need a "happy ending" to be able to have my needs met. Think more "sensual" than "erotic," if that makes sense. So far, I've only ever been able to find this type of care at either AMPs or with FBSM providers. For example, the best massages I've ever had were from a place where the masseuse would massage every square inch of my body, except for that one single body part, and the last time I had a massage from her before the city closed the place down, she even did touch me there through a washcloth while wiping me down after the massage, and even though it was brief and fleeting, I enjoyed it for what it was. That particular masseuse always paid plenty of attention to my butt, which was wonderful, as I love having my butt rubbed, and she would also always massage my testicles during the second part of the massage after I flipped over, which felt amazing. At another place in the same city, I enjoyed a four hands massage that besides being a pretty decent massage, involved some great massage on my butt, nipple play from both masseuses simultaneously, one of the masseuses tickling my balls, and a DIY ending, followed by a table shower. That, too, was really nice. By contrast, while on a trip to Indiana, I had an amazing massage that did include a HJ, but that part was a surprise and was done without my consent. I didn't ask for it and I didn't want it, and even though it felt good, it was still a sexual assault and messed me up psychologically afterwards. I'm okay with being touched down there; in fact, I want to be touched everywhere else, including perineum, scrotum, every inch of the buttocks etc. If I am touched there, I want it to be as a therapeutic part of the whole massage, not just as trying to "get me off" at the end for an extra fee. I also don't need to be able to touch the masseuse, and I am definitely not looking for FS.
So, to sum up I'm looking for a really great massage; a nurturing, comforting, sensual, full-body experience, that incorporates hard, soft, and medium touch, and also includes intimate touch. I don't need to have HJ, don't want FS, and I don't need to be able to touch the masseuse either. So, with all that said, what do you guys thing is my best option around here? Based on what I've read on this forum so far, it seems like One T is my best bet by far, especially with the TS and Sauna, which for me would really enhance the aspect of relaxation, pampering, and the experience being an escape from all the stressors I'm currently dealing with. I've also read that they accept Debit / Credit which is helpful for me as well. It sounds like both Bobbie and Holly are pretty good, and that maybe I should ask for one of them? Or at least someone who isn't brand new?
Other places I've looked at are Lotus Massage, Tru Acupressure Clinic, Tai Chi Acupressure, Tao Massage, Intuitive Touch Bodywork, Deep Roots Massage, and Jenna's Private Massages. But based on what I'm read, it seems like One T is the clear forerunner. What do you guys think?
Thanks so much for your help.[/QUOTE]To be completely honest I didn't read every word, but from my skimming, I don't think one t is the kind of spot you're looking for. Or any place in this area. This seems more like an individual provider that caters to your very specific needs, which from what I gathered here is complex and specific. I wouldn't go into one t with this level of expectation, but if you want a so so massage, with an open menu (for the area anyway) it'd be a good spot.
Hope you find what you're looking for, manage expectations and you're less likely to be disappointed.
QQ.
[QUOTE=QuietlyQuirky;5799916]To be completely honest I didn't read every word, but from my skimming, I don't think one t is the kind of spot you're looking for. Or any place in this area. This seems more like an individual provider that caters to your very specific needs, which from what I gathered here is complex and specific. I wouldn't go into one t with this level of expectation, but if you want a so so massage, with an open menu (for the area anyway) it'd be a good spot.
Hope you find what you're looking for, manage expectations and you're less likely to be disappointed..[/QUOTE]Thanks so much, that's very helpful. Can you suggest any individual providers I could reach out to? Perhaps in a PM?
Alternatively, of the area MPs, which one (s) do you all think give the best massages?
Finally, regarding One T, would they at least pay some good attention to the spots I mentioned, to you think?
Thanks again.
All the massages around here, at least from an AMP, are horrible to sub par. Don't let anyone tell you any different. They're not therapeutic in any way. It's basically a very oily rubdown. The places that dole out HJ's, their main objective is to get you to that HJ as quickly and by using the least amount of energy possible. The other places where they give an average massage, with a little effort, are going to be the ones where they want you to handle yourself. Which in my opinion, if someone goes that route and takes them up on it, you're a loser and pathetic. So, where does this leave you. If you want a good massage, you're going to have to go to a legit place. If you want jerked off, it's a pretty steep price to pay just for that. And as far as One T, it wouldn't be worth it. It's a shithole building, in a shithole area, that's been busted their fare share of times. And then there's Pam, who everyone creams their pants over. Never saw her in person but have seen pics different from what others have seen, and she's a big girl. Not my cup of tea, especially for what she charges. Some have commented on her not smelling so fresh, which is just gross. My advice. Don't waste your money. Your wife's mom just died. Be better. Plus all that shit you request is just going to weird people out around here. It weirded me out just reading it.
[QUOTE=EvanEvans;5799981]Thanks so much, that's very helpful. Can you suggest any individual providers I could reach out to? Perhaps in a PM?
Alternatively, of the area MPs, which one (s) do you all think give the best massages?
Finally, regarding One T, would they at least pay some good attention to the spots I mentioned, to you think?
Thanks again.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=GunsNTitties93;5800339]All the massages around here, at least from an AMP, are horrible to sub par. Don't let anyone tell you any different. They're not therapeutic in any way. It's basically a very oily rubdown. The places that dole out HJ's, their main objective is to get you to that HJ as quickly and by using the least amount of energy possible. The other places where they give an average massage, with a little effort, are going to be the ones where they want you to handle yourself. Which in my opinion, if someone goes that route and takes them up on it, you're a loser and pathetic. So, where does this leave you. If you want a good massage, you're going to have to go to a legit place. If you want jerked off, it's a pretty steep price to pay just for that. And as far as One T, it wouldn't be worth it. It's a shithole building, in a shithole area, that's been busted their fare share of times. And then there's Pam, who everyone creams their pants over. Never saw her in person but have seen pics different from what others have seen, and she's a big girl. Not my cup of tea, especially for what she charges. Some have commented on her not smelling so fresh, which is just gross. My advice. Don't waste your money. Your wife's mom just died. Be better. Plus all that shit you request is just going to weird people out around here. It weirded me out just reading it.[/QUOTE]Sorry to hear that I weirded you out. Certainly not my intention. Even so this information was very helpful. Like I said before, in my hometown in MN, the AMP I would frequent never offered HE but gave great massages that included a lot of attention to the butt, but the city closed all of those down. Are there any places around here that would be considered legitimate but where I could still get attention to that area? I've read a lot of good reviews online about Houliang for example. Are they willing to pay attention to the buttocks, etc?
Don't worry too much about what guns thinks about you. He seems to really like talking down to folks who enjoy things that he doesn't.
[QUOTE=EvanEvans;5801067]Sorry to hear that I weirded you out. Certainly not my intention. Even so this information was very helpful. Like I said before, in my hometown in MN, the AMP I would frequent never offered HE but gave great massages that included a lot of attention to the butt, but the city closed all of those down. Are there any places around here that would be considered legitimate but where I could still get attention to that area? I've read a lot of good reviews online about Houliang for example. Are they willing to pay attention to the buttocks, etc?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=TboSixString;5801787]Don't worry too much about what guns thinks about you. He seems to really like talking down to folks who enjoy things that he doesn't.[/QUOTE]Yes, I had noticed that it in some of his other posts while perusing the thread, so I didn't take it personally. I certainly appreciate the support, though! Do you have any recommendations? Currently I'm leaning towards Houliang, and maybe asking the masseuse if she's willing to work on my butt during the massage, maybe. I'm also considering stopping by One T maybe just for a 30-minute session to take advantage of the shower and sauna, which sounds lovely. From my reading of this thread, I'm wondering if maybe I'm looking for one of the "tease" places if I'm reading that word correctly, but I'm not sure? What are your thoughts?
Any masseuse will work on the butt area. That area, if problematic can make a leg feel like it's asleep. A good masseuse will find that area and handle it in a professional manner. These bs rub and tugs will probably knead your ass cheeks like they're making bread, which is serving no purpose whatsoever. They may graze a pinkie on your balloon knot but who cares about that. Houliang is going to give you a legit, professional massage. You try anything weird, or ask for anything in a weird manner and you're going to get shut down. No pro is going to just stand there and caress your ass for 45 minutes. At this point just pick one and go for it.
[QUOTE=EvanEvans;5801067]Sorry to hear that I weirded you out. Certainly not my intention. Even so this information was very helpful. Like I said before, in my hometown in MN, the AMP I would frequent never offered HE but gave great massages that included a lot of attention to the butt, but the city closed all of those down. Are there any places around here that would be considered legitimate but where I could still get attention to that area? I've read a lot of good reviews online about Houliang for example. Are they willing to pay attention to the buttocks, etc?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=EvanEvans;5801874]Yes, I had noticed that it in some of his other posts while perusing the thread, so I didn't take it personally. I certainly appreciate the support, though! Do you have any recommendations? Currently I'm leaning towards Houliang, and maybe asking the masseuse if she's willing to work on my butt during the massage, maybe. I'm also considering stopping by One T maybe just for a 30-minute session to take advantage of the shower and sauna, which sounds lovely. From my reading of this thread, I'm wondering if maybe I'm looking for one of the "tease" places if I'm reading that word correctly, but I'm not sure? What are your thoughts?[/QUOTE]Based on what you seem to be looking for, my recommendation would be a place called Foot Massage on Hwy 31 in Hoover. Good full-body massages, table shower, etc. It's a legit place and I have never gotten lucky with a HE there, but never came away disappointed with the massage.
[QUOTE=BhamRebel;5802465]Based on what you seem to be looking for, my recommendation would be a place called Foot Massage on Hwy 31 in Hoover. Good full-body massages, table shower, etc. It's a legit place and I have never gotten lucky with a HE there, but never came away disappointed with the massage.[/QUOTE]Thanks so much! That place hadn't even been on my radar so I really appreciate the recommendation!.
Apparently you don't go very often. Its been closed for at least 6 months. Houliang owned it, as well as Tao over on 280.
[QUOTE=BhamRebel;5802465]Based on what you seem to be looking for, my recommendation would be a place called Foot Massage on Hwy 31 in Hoover. Good full-body massages, table shower, etc. It's a legit place and I have never gotten lucky with a HE there, but never came away disappointed with the massage.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=EvanEvans;5802486]Thanks so much! That place hadn't even been on my radar so I really appreciate the recommendation!.[/QUOTE]That place has been closed for almost 2 years. It was owned by same guy that owned Houliang and Tao (H) on 280.
[QUOTE=BulldogLoverr;5802890]That place has been closed for almost 2 years. It was owned by same guy that owned Houliang and Tao (H) on 280.[/QUOTE]Oh, rats. Still though, that should probably mean I'd get a similar quality of service at either of those places, right? Would you guys recommend one over the other, based on quality of the massage itself? Do either of them have a Table Shower?
[QUOTE=GunsNTitties93;5802756]Apparently you don't go very often. Its been closed for at least 6 months. Houliang owned it, as well as Tao over on 280.[/QUOTE]Yeah, it's probably been over a year since I went there. I had not thought about it, but yeah it's been quite a while. I just assumed they were still up and running. Always seemed busy.
[QUOTE=GunsNTitties93;5800339]All the massages around here, at least from an AMP, are horrible to sub par. Don't let anyone tell you any different. They're not therapeutic in any way. It's basically a very oily rubdown. The places that dole out HJ's, their main objective is to get you to that HJ as quickly and by using the least amount of energy possible. The other places where they give an average massage, with a little effort, are going to be the ones where they want you to handle yourself. Which in my opinion, if someone goes that route and takes them up on it, you're a loser and pathetic. So, where does this leave you. If you want a good massage, you're going to have to go to a legit place. If you want jerked off, it's a pretty steep price to pay just for that. And as far as One T, it wouldn't be worth it. It's a shithole building, in a shithole area, that's been busted their fare share of times. And then there's Pam, who everyone creams their pants over. Never saw her in person but have seen pics different from what others have seen, and she's a big girl. Not my cup of tea, especially for what she charges. Some have commented on her not smelling so fresh, which is just gross. My advice. Don't waste your money. Your wife's mom just died. Be better. Plus all that shit you request is just going to weird people out around here. It weirded me out just reading it.[/QUOTE]I'm having a hard time figuring out why you're in this thread. Everything you're knocking the guy for is the only reason this Massage Parlor section exists.
This thread, just like any other is to tell people what's what and give them the info they need. He's not from here and I'm telling him the truth about what goes on here. Plus I think it's good info for the people that are from here. Was anything I said that wasn't true? Just because you don't agree with it, doesn't make it not good information. If he wound up going to one of these pathetic jack shacks or tease joints here, that's his business and on him. You can give people all the info they want, and some are just going to ignore and make stupid decisions. Why the hell do people still smoke or eat McDonald's 5 x a week?
[QUOTE=Bully;5811206]I'm having a hard time figuring out why you're in this thread. Everything you're knocking the guy for is the only reason this Massage Parlor section exists.[/QUOTE]