Or The Old Man Who Can't See...
Instead of thinking of hat jokes for "Earnest" that night, I should have scheduling an eye check...
Now Playing: Sonny Clark Memorial Quartet Band - "Voodoo".
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vs6u3yxosvc[/URL]
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Or The Old Man Who Can't See...
Instead of thinking of hat jokes for "Earnest" that night, I should have scheduling an eye check...
Now Playing: Sonny Clark Memorial Quartet Band - "Voodoo".
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vs6u3yxosvc[/URL]
Used to be great in the older days. Any change anyone know if its still slightly going on. Always found a few hotties on the church bus bench down from fred M and before turning the corner. Just seeing if anyone has any reports from there.
Thanks all.
[QUOTE=Strecther1;5838265]She started getting flakey about 6 months ago. She is most likely managed as someone else does texts and appts on her TNA number. She is Very business like on that number. SAD.
S1.[/QUOTE]Wow! I moved about a year ago she was a regular. I saw her at least once a week when I needed a good release (CBJ CFS) pussy was a good and hot, tight. Nice lips slides too!! She was super reliable and usually available. She lived with her fella who I saw leave with the dog shortly before I got the all clear txt. Got no indication he was the manager, but.
Times change I guess.
She walks the strip?? Who knew.
Happy hunting.
The NW rip has been dead for decades and you know this. Care to share a story from the glory days of NW? A story when you weren't too busy and actually caught a lick.
I have a few I've shared through the years, your turn.
Derp.
Your post title made me spit parts of my lunch out laughing...
Wednesday Night:
Copilot & I had to drop off an estimate in the North end early evening. Managed one JCB>82nd>Grotto>JCB loop between 6:30>7:30.
Right out of the gate at the Harney bridge was a thin Walking Dead themed brunette WSW in white shorts & zippered to the neck raincoat. All I could see were the numerous bruises on those thin legs. Looked high as fuck all...
The busty raven haired pale WSW from Tuesday's recon was out again in red & black dress & ankle boots near the Madison. Looped around to see her window talking to some silver sedan. Deal not made she headed tree named hoetel direction with silver sedan in RHS lane crawling along insistently pathetic throwing some hail Mary pestering her way. She just about ran into the tree named lot. Did a few concentrated laps in vain to see if she came out again. She did'nt nor did I see her younger & smaller blonde friend who accidentally shared her chips with the copilot from previous night.
During those laps yet another though not near as attractive busty & raven tressed thicker WSW in jean skirt & knee high black boots was walking Bagger's way. Her black leather bustier above loose belly was attracting serious attention. She got scooped on Klickatat. Her customer must have been so distracted by her Russ Meyer straining bustier looks he lost some motor skills when nearly running into me as he turned on 81st. LOL.
One at Bagger's I engaged with was a sturdy dirty blonde WSW in tight jeans, hoodie above ankle boots. Despite some dark circles around her eyes had a nice overall look I found pleasing enough to possibly plunk. We had just started talking across Klickatat until some grey Honda SUV choad stopped between us to talk to her. Waited thirty seconds & since I hate blocking that particular street, self-aborted & just turned South...
Last seen was at Sunny pawn where the meh mixed or BSW unnatural redhead was again advancing her belief that mom jeans & sneakers are an attractive fashion choice. At least the Sunny fluorescent lights weren't on yet.
Normal amounts of PPD SUV out.
Recon Soundtrack: Gram Parson's Tribute Concert July 10 2004 Universal Amphitheatre, LA. An all-star celebration including Steve Earle, John Doe, Lucinda Williams, Norah Jones, Keith Richards & guitar god James Burton that I had the privilege to attend. You might even spot my evil ex & a younger Zavi (LOL) in the audience shots.
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vD1EFpbO4n4[/URL]
Thursday Night:
Had brought some extra split walnut & kindling to fishing partners for his fire pit. Hung out having a beer & letting the pups play while we shot the shit about our next Salmon outing. Left a little after 10:30 & hit the avenue JCB>82nd>Sandy Upper until about 11:45.
First seen at Walgreen hedges was a younger thick long haired brunette BSW or mixed with glasses wearing a multi colored matching shorts & top.
Sunny had a duo of non-descript BSW both in black pants & tops. One had accessorized with a cat ear black cap. Both rated a meh...yet no real cottage cheese seen...so that's a plus I guess.
Bagger's had a couple out...
A spinner LSW in pink dress & streaked shoulder length hair. She got scooped fairly quickly.
The busty young PAWG brunette with the pretty face was in black shorts working that wide ass & thighs for the discerning hogging enthusiast. Another who got scooped almost as fast as the LSW.
What really caught my eyes attention was some black dreaded dude had started a campfire at the 82nd entrance of 304 convenience store. Was about to call it in as it looked 'kinda stupid close to the plywood yet before I hit Fremont a couple of PFD engines came roaring up Sandy hill....those darn crazy criddlers...
Madison revealed nothing except BSW "Purple Eggplant" in what looked like a pink onesie.
Sandy upper around Tony's had pot belly showing porcine brunette WSW. No need to look closer & she was my first yawn of the night...
As if I haven't suffered enough tonight last one seen was the chunky & homely long blonde haired mixed or BSW in ass cheek prominent blue shorts & ankle boots at Sandy 7-11 light. Yawns intensified...
Called it for the night & headed for the barn.
Light PPD SUV out. Two Clackamas at Southern border.
Recon Soundtrack: Muhal Richard Abrams Orchestra "The Hearinga Suite" followed by The Herbie Nichols Project "Strange City".
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OA-xP-MfUZI[/URL]
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Wic6suXSAQ[/URL]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWq5u_SG-zA
Safe recons & life.
I know its been dead since they remodeled the Fred Meyer and kind of cleaned up the area. Used to be ok on 10th near the old church. I just like to stay off the wonderufl 82nd most of the time as it just seems to draw bad things and badder people. Hi risk for sometimes not a lot of reward. I have had good luck there and other places over the years. Just being alert to your surroundings and watching the girls walking is fun. I am getting pickier and slective, Other off beat areas sometimes yield the Normal girl who just needs some extra cash, not the drama queens and rip off girls of the 82nd area.
That said. I had meet a few that became regulars on Couch street. But sadly it has been gone and not on my path much. I am always hoping it would come back.
It takes energy to be up the hill. Shit flows down hill and as we all know. Burnside and the river is the bottom. Sandy and 82 is down hill also.
Cheers Keep up the great posts I love them.
Was headed home. Around 6 Thought I would run up the hill off sandy. Well. At sandy and 82 ncd at the 7-11 wow 5 squad cars went up the hill and across the street from Popeye's Another 3 police cars with tape up. I guess we will read about it in the paper. Last night around 11 I was headed home. Cruised strip Came off 84 to the 82 exit went south. At the sunny mart Three rather large WSW girls nothing to write about. , I had the window cracked some. And as the night air was still I could smell the hooker perfume on the girls. Never smelled that before. They all must of used that same perfume.
At stark turned around the block to go north bound. All three girls dissipated Poor guys must of been pretty hard up to pick up these girls.
Further down the bottom of the hill area near LS tires was a skinny BSW not my type and smelled of drama. Further down to the boarded up 7-11 It was a flurry of activity. On the McD side on the corner was a nice looking red headed skinny white girl. Bare legs bare midriff long hair. She looked totally too good to be true but was dressed in full on hooker attire. Not any attempt to be discrete. I was super tired and just passing thru sadly. Early very busy day at work. Both the other girls on the side with the 7 11 were looking good. I hate to shop in the dark. I tend to do my pickings during the day when you can see which Fugly is potentially going to cause you problems.
Happy days are longer now and warmer. No more stiff nipples.
Later dudes and dudetts.
ZJ- have you noticed Shitlock Walking with another fresh off the Eugene turnip truck Walker? Two times this week I've seen them. Witnessed it ZJ?
With my birthday falling over the weekend as always was planning to ignore it...
Unless I'm going fishing or working. It's the one day of the year where I'm certain all I want to do is pull the fucking covers up over my head until the day has passed...
My tetchiness on that particular topic doesn't fly with my favorite regular & though she had some Sunday afternoon plans with her roommate. We (she) already made plans for quick Saturday night & then a more relaxed Sunday barbecue overnight.
What I didn't count on was my second favorite regular finding out about the day. Late Friday afternoon her text came in wishing me well & she invited herself over Friday night if I'd pick her up at work at 8:00. So, never quite got it together for a Friday night recon before picking Dania up...
Low key like early celebration with her sexy ass self with main highlight being another warrior woman birthday morning BBBJWS before she had to go to work (not diminishing previous evenings salaciousness). The day was shaping up...
Saturday Night:
After that good start to the day + making headway on spring yard/garden/house cleanup topped it off with a copilot walk along with a short nap. I finally headed out JCB>82nd>Sandy Upper between 10:00>11:30. Soon realized into first lap just wasn't much into 82nd this evening. My street rhythm was off & was bored...
Already out, I pressed on hoping the object of my night affections would get off early. As it turned out didn't get the "fifteen minute warning Zavi" text until after 11:30. Made me wish I'd brought a cocktail...
In no particular order...
JCB>Stark was empty all night.
WSW Earnest Hemingway was sitting all night mid-block across from the Stark Chevron in jeans, dark sunglasses & that straw hat. While I'm still not sure of the original chromosomes. I do think some 5150 is in the mix. She never moved from that location all night despite one or two interested cars seen talking her up from 82nd.
Oregon & Sunny area revealed a few BSW or mixed...
One or two more BSW of the cottage cheese walking potato crowd squadron that I didn't get a good look at. Not that I put any effort into them...
The meh mixed or BSW redhead was prowling around in tie dyed tights. Wasn't much (if any) of an improvement on her usual mom jeans.
One younger mixed or BSW in longer white dress with hair in a bun. Seen her before & she is pleasant enough looking. Plain yet pleasant enough isn't enough for me recently...
Baggers had some of the orbiting McFlurrie crowd, though for a prime time Saturday night was somewhat subdued for once. None of that sucking up like a manic teenage Marvel fan in the presence of their favorite superhero irritating vibe I get most evenings...
Quite a few out had started up the beauty queen waving at all advertising that was so prevalent last year. Some advice ladies...there likely is few males within seventy five miles who doesn't know why you're out there. No reason to wildly wave at all...good eye contact or a smile will suffice...
The busty raven haired pale WSW from Wednesday's recon was getting scooped at 304 store back entrance. Looked good in black & white striped dress & ankle boots. Never appeared again...
One thicker BSW in open black coat showing off some jiggly & massive orbs with some over the top false eyelashes. When she bought those lashes I'm positive the packaging had to have read "Goliath Spider".
The previously spotted pretty faced PAWG younger busty brunette was out in some black like onesie outfit. Despite the sweet innocent looking face, still cannot get past those thighs & ass width.
Another onesie wearing mixed or BSW, younger with lighter hair in patterned onesie showing off some seriously obvious pussy print. That prominent print was hanging out like the wind chimes at your grandma's house.
Nothing seen on Sandy upper...back to sucking.
At Sandy hill ran the abysmal trifecta of...
The chunky & homely long blonde haired mixed or BSW in ass cheek homemade jean thong shorts & ankle boots. To top the sighting off she was bending over for some reason as I passed. I'm sure attracting or catching flies in those exposed ass cheeks wasn't part of her wardrobe plans for the evening...
Waddler WSW Denthead idiotically waving at all. Now I really wish I had brought that drink with me...
Some older spun 5150 WSW brunette in jeans & white flowing top walking downhill in the slow lane. I'd ignored her frantic waving earlier & guess that was her way of making sure this time I didn't...the only recognition she got from me was a long lean on horn...had to pull around her as she refused to move from lane. Make me wish I had a locomotive cowcatcher installed...
Last spotted was at Baggers where a sturdy WSW redhead in pinkish dress & ankle boots had joined the beauty queen wavers. Nice hair with bangs, smile & close to cute despite some belly. I know I talked to her last year & passed. Since seen her off & on when the travelling 304 comes through town. She's just not the redhead I'm seeking in my ginger hued dreams...
The text I needed came in as I was heading downtown. Due to her work exhaustion & my general malaise was somewhat lackluster date for the first time despite our best efforts. We shrugged it off to our long familiarity & caught a good night's sleep. It happens even with the best of them...
Light PPD SUV on all ends. No Clackamas seen.
Recon Soundtrack: Neil Young Some random discs from "Archives Volume One" disc 1 & 5.
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U93V_0-qX9Q[/URL]
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hE5w-2sz-w[/URL]
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7W0jWUuzb0s[/URL]
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kbga0fe5iMg[/URL]
Sunday Afternoon:
With her roommate picking her up in the morning I had most of Sunday to myself. Watched the 2nd 2022 round of F1, then decided to take copilot up to 1000 acres for long hike for us both along with usual Sandy swim for her.
Coming back from hike grabbed a quick Sandy>82nd>JCB on the way home at 4:30+-. I'm still of the mind that Sunday afternoons can be good recon times. Depending on your perspective today might have been one...
Sandy hill>high school had a few out...
Just South of the Madison was 30's WSW darker brunette with shoulder length curly or possibly permed hair. In an orange dress & sandals she looked somewhat weary with nice form overall. Done worse...
At the Fremont 76 a PAWG Yogi & Boo Boo duo were out in all the usual fripperies for a pleasant Sunday stroll.
Boo Boo was the shorter & lesser attractive of the two. I'd seen out before & was showing off her wide ass & overbite in off white dress & ankle boots below her frosted dirty blonde hair.
Compared to Boo Boo, Yogi was the better looking of the pair despite some butterface. A taller shoulder length redhead & tight red dress & black ankle boots showing off a sturdy shape. Never seen her before.
Bagger's hocked up one thicker seriously ugly LSW (?) type in short purple outfit. Covered in various chest to toe tattoos she scarily grinned directly at me while aiming that twerking bruise & divot laden lumpy ass & thighs at truck as I passed. Needed to scrub my eyeballs clean after exposing them to that heave-inducing nugget. Fucking yeech...
At high school park young LSW Lowwider Two was heading North in longish flowered dress. Her ass & thighs may be wide, but at least she doesn't need Bondo.
Sunny & arts center wall were empty...
Just past the Glisan car wash at Everett spotted a Panama hat. I thought was ASW (?) Earnest Hemingway & my curiosity got the better of me. Dark haired with red lipstick & wearing loose black pants & top with same dark shades. Confirmed she wasn't the same creepy looking one seen a week ago at Hong Phat. This one was the same one parked across from Stark Chevron Saturday night. Couldn't tell race or prevalent chromosome with those shades on yet her smile seemed promising with those red lips. So, either my cognitive abilities are in a steeper decline than I realize. Or Panama like hats are making a comeback...
Empty until the barn where the copilot & I came home to yoga & spa day refreshed Merry baking some oatmeal raisin cookies looking all barefoot domestic slutty fuckable in simple clingy skirt & braless tank top. I heard my dick sing out loud while the copilot drooled about the cookies. An excellent barbecue was had on patio & she threw down with some sexy lingerie later in the night. One last draining this morning before bringing her home today this afternoon. Maybe birthdays aren't that bad after all...
Wasn't paying too much attention to PPD SUV Sunday though I remember a few.
Also be careful out there as Sunday evening there was another fatal shooting at Milton area. Third since January, police presence is going to be strong there for awhile...
Recon Soundtrack: Neil Young & Crazy Horse at The Cow Palace October 22 1978. Years ago, I pulled the complete show audio from the "Rust Never Sleeps" DVD & burned to discs. One of his many shows I caught in my years in the Bay Area. I used to have the "Rust A Vision" glasses they passed out at show that night. Now that I think of it, those glasses could come in handy on the worst of 82nd nights. Neil & the Horse were so fucking loud that night. I swear even louder than when I caught The Who at same venue.
https://www.bitchute.com/video/giBifbs0hM6q/
Safe recons & life.
PS to Rammer...
Haven't seen Shitlock out since pre pandemic +-.
[QUOTE=Strecther1;5838265]She started getting flakey about 6 months ago. She is most likely managed as someone else does texts and appts on her TNA number. She is Very business like on that number. SAD.
S1.[/QUOTE]Is lovlylayla23 on tna the same person as workingmans best friend? Or is it a different Layla?
[QUOTE=TryHard;5846206]Is lovlylayla23 on tna the same person as workingmans best friend? Or is it a different Layla?[/QUOTE]They are both the same.
S1.
[QUOTE=Strecther1;5846414]They are both the same..[/QUOTE]Good god she gave great head.
Yesterday (Tuesday) at 7 pm saw the undercover suv pull over a truck after a pick-up near Baggers. Be careful out there.
That whole area is on Blast. Live to fight another day is my philosophy. Even when it's clear, early, late, whatever I pass. Generally not out there for those Hookerish GPS Sisikoyou houseplants. Desire the PTish non Toad like Whitegirls along the length of the Blade.
[QUOTE=Lshulkcb;5849069]Yesterday (Tuesday) at 7 pm saw the undercover suv pull over a truck after a pick-up near Baggers. Be careful out there.[/QUOTE]
Wednesday Night:
Needed to be about & about on the avenue for other shit. Fit in a JCB>82nd>Sandy upper between 7:00>8:30.
Glisan>Utopia had nothing but the meh BSW or mixed prowling & yakking into her phone. Was back to those Mom jeans. SMDH.
Baggers had a few circling mid-week McFlurriers & some workers out...
Its namesake...
The young pretty faced thunder thighed PAWG was planted at corner showing off her impressive chest in low cut bright pink top. Cue up those motor boat noises...
The tall butterface redhead better half of Yogi & Boo duo seen previously was hanging back on Klickatat in heels below a short dress. Looped around for a closer look at that butterface only to get jammed up on 81st by some silver SUV frantically trying to scoop a booty shorted BSW avoiding him. Fucking seriously dude, in broad daylight for all to view in that nimby neighborhood street? Learn to read the room...
By the time I got that rolling roadblock idiot out of the way, I'd missed the butterface redhead as she hopped in car at 304 store back driveway.
A couple around who instead of usual state of stasis kept on the move between Subway>Fremont.
One thick BSW in animal patterned pencil dress, heels & false eyelashes. Between her ass & lashes profile view she reminded me of a Robert Crumb comic panel. She was the recipient of my first laugh of the night...
One tall pale skinny not terrible blonde in tight jean ankle boots & hooded short jacket. I don't usually complain all that much about the thin ones yet skinny doesn't quite cover her body. She could completely hide behind a 2"x6". About the same amount of curves too...
Madison had BSW "purple eggplant" favoring earth tones tonight topped off by a babushka scarf.
Sandy Upper revealed a solitary nondescript WSW brunette in jeans & blue hoodie around 110th. She was walking in for someone on my return.
One last older long in the tooth WSW near carpet place hill in large blue jacket & boots. She's been out there for as long I've been reconning. Hell, maybe even since 82nd was a dirt road. Always a yawn...
Sunny to JCB was empty of all both circuits.
Tired of the same recycled 304 sightings. Headed for home...
Some PPD SUV about. Despite some stationary recon on my end didn't see any extra attention paid to North end when I was out. Yet...it's a wager I wouldn't take.
Recon Soundtrack: Townes Van Zandt - "No Deeper Blue" followed by Terry Allen "Human Remains". Saw Van Zandt on a double bill with Guy Clark circa 1990's. Even though Van Zandt was on a decline then, I'm still happy to have to have caught him before his death.
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRuhPbhw4kU[/URL]
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13S5skiB7Zc[/URL]
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PEfIr889oE[/URL]
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Thursday Night:
Had dropped a few things off at fishing partners place. After some springer talk & our copilots romping around left to hit the avenue somewhat later than Wednesday night. JCB>82nd>Sandy Upper at 10:00. Some light mist falling that faded by the time I hit Burnside...
Once again nothing seen until Sunny area where the younger mixed or BSW was out in half red half white shorts above white sneakers with hair still in a bun. Still pleasant enough compared to some that frequent that area.
Bagger's was empty yet a couple were continuing the previous night's somewhat trend of walking from Subway>Sandy & avoiding the stationary standing at Klickatat.
The thick BSW with the eyelashes & ass was between Subway Fremont when I passed.
The tall skinny WSW blonde 2"x"6 was getting picked at La Parilla.
Grotto had a BSW & WSW duo heading toward Prescott. Both were thicker yet never got a good look as some truck scooped them both up as I looped around.
Upper Sandy was dead...
Waiting to turn at Sandy & 82nd light a crossing light skinned BSW in tight jeans & bantu knotted hair above some Wizard of Oz type sparkly ruby red boots engaged me right at the light with a comment about the copilot. Nicely made up face & with that protrusive pussy print showing, those jeans had to be uncomfortable. 250.00 back at her nearby room. Then 200.00. LOL. Despite her clicking her heels three times, I passed & headed South.
Last seen was dirty blonde younger WSW in black tights below white pullover & bulky hooded red jacket at Siskiyou light. New to my eyes with smaller chest & well-formed legs. I could tell from her body language she was likely new to walking. As Rammer would say she'd just fallen off that farm truck. Regrettably she'd landed face first...
Nothing else seen on the way home & was home by 11:00.
Another evening where nary a PPD SUV or undercover seen when out. One Clackamas parked at Luther.
Recon Soundtrack: William Parker Organ Quartet March 28,2017 Pantin, France. Some video of the entire set.
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nj0bSZMMdWc[/URL]
Safe recons & life.
Is my desired, before Tyrone and GPS sink in.
[QUOTE=ZaviJava;5834677]Seemed a tad unnatural to skip my pre date recon ritual on Saturday night but with fishing & resultant cleanup I'd run out of time before my evenings rendezvous. Another sultry evening between bookending our fresh springer dinner fire & candle light dinner. I emptied my four day backup in that sweet & very willing girl four times Saturday>Sunday. Best of both worlds on Sunday as she had to work & I got to watch replay of the opening F1 season race + catch the quick nap that I missed yesterday.
Dropped Dania off at 10:30 & before I could broach the subject she mentioned "wanna' meet up again tonight". So a pickup after work, barbecue & movie was planned for after 6:00.
My fishing buddy called & since his wife was on the nag wanted to get out the house & meet at Lents Park for copilots walk. Since I'd skipped the copilots usual long daily walk Saturday & not in the mood for 1000 acres commitment. Agreed to meet at 4:00 for an hour+ walk.
After walk & still having an hour + needing to deposit a check headed down Holgate>82nd>Sandy upper>JCB + afternoon recon between 5:15>6:15.
Regrettably first seen was near Mill where Sarah #1.5 was sebaceous slinking North. No meltdown histrionics this afternoon & on way home she was walking in for some waiting truck.
At Oregon Arts wall caught a glimpse of sturdy short haired brunette WSW in camo tights & Timberland boots below an orange umbrella. Had time & looped around to a warts & all horrific looking face. No...let me amend that description of warts & all...it was a fucking catalog of warts & all.
Sunny was empty...
Baggers produced one wide bottomed bun wearing youngish dirty blonde WSW in jeans & dark jacket. A definite improvement compared to the first two sightings yet there's still that issue of no asses larger than mine...
Headed up Sandy Upper...to nothing.
On return at Grotto was thick yet semi nice tall long haired BSW in tan heels, short dress & black open jacket showing some cleavage.
Baggers produced one more BSW unnatural hair continuing that neutral fashion mode in tan heels & tan dress minus her flower patterned umbrella.
No jungle drums soundtrack with the above...
Last seen was WSW waddler Denthead at Sunny doltishly waving at all. She'd changed it up some with some fur topped Uggs today. Ugg indeed...
Empty of other sightings all the way past JCB.
A couple PPD SUV spotted up & down 82nd. Several Clackamas near my night's work point.
Recon Soundtrack: Los Lobos "The Ride".
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIKEfKJ_zJI[/URL]
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XUi4j8UTpE[/URL]
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPS2FvbtW7g[/URL]
Safe recons & life.[/QUOTE]She's hot. Never seen anyone that hot walking the street before.
A pretty cute blond haired Looked latina in a black kind of track suit was just near the jiffy lube. I had not seen her before. Company in the car prevented a round the block check. But I will see if she is there again. Might be a new hotel dweller.
Stay safe out there. Nice car jacking and police chase yesterday. More thuggery.
[QUOTE=********;5852299]
Nice car jacking and police chase yesterday. More thuggery.[/QUOTE]Someone please reset the "days since *** ***** said something" stupid sign....
With it being end of the month wasn't all that surprised to hear from Penelope Friday wanting to alleviate me of some stress but mostly my cash. A time was agreed to pick her up at 8:00. More than aware of her propensity for flaking & reading tonight's room decided to take a different approach & texted her "I'm here" before I even left the house. LOL. Wasn't that surprised @ radio silence. She did text me after midnight but the copilot & I were halfway through a dog movie & the film won for the night. She does make it difficult to contribute to her busty & slutty eco system at times. SMHS.
Also with Fridays evening rain & a previously planned Saturday overnight with Dania it was an easy decision to stay in for the night.
Saturday Night:
With my evenings engagement working until 8:00 & needing some time before our 9:15 pickup. I had some time to kill. Loaded the copilot, some music & a drink Headed out JCB>82nd>Sandy upper at 8:00 to check out Saturday night's state of the avenue.
Light traffic for Saturday night. My first JCB>82nd>Sandy upper JCB run revealed zilch. It was like all of the avenue had burned to the ground and the earth had been salted...
It started to pick up on my 2nd circuit. Marginally...
PCC had a shoulder length blonde WSW in jeans & dark red leather boots below a fashionable beanie cap attracting some attention & window talking. Thinking this was Lauren (report # 4369) intercepted her nearby. Wasn't her & not all that galvanized with this advanced in years one...
A LSW & BSW duo were trying to attract some patrons near Vestal school area...
Thin acned faced & bespectacled BSW young spinner I've seen out before was in jean shorts & leather jacket with some cinnamon buns like hair going on. She was no Princess Leia...
False eye lashed LSW who was all too thick in pink shorts & belly shirt outfit live streaming that her gut was larger than her chest by a factor of four at the minimum.
Business seemed slow for these two...
Just South of Baggers a chunky BSW in running shorts & knee socks was out. She put a damper on my knee socks fetish for the near future...
Baggers & McFlurrie vista point were empty except on last lap when I did spot one corner standing BSW in loose pantsuit like outfit with some weird bulky & coiled up durag like hat that obscured half her face. Likely for the better....
To finish off the evenings lugubrious laps...
Last seen was when stuck at Utopia red light where WSW waddler Denthead decided this was the evening to go all 5150 at me. I didn't do anything except my usual ignore. No clue what got her extra-large Underoos in a vagina gingivitis laden bitchy bunch...also could care less...
Yet one more evening where PPD SUV seemed to have the evening off. Not one seen when I was out.
Right on time & again carrying her overnight looking low key fuckable in hoodie over black tee, jeans & her black Keds. Always dumbstruck at her sexuality. She's one of those who's as sexy in a black tee than most look with all the hooker fripperies.
Recon Soundtrack: Grateful Dead "Dicks Picks 28" disc 1 with disc 2 started.
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGSTP8i4Jbg[/URL]
Sunday Afternoon:
Brought my overnight to work at 10:45 with plans for later & went about my Sunday. With the rain holding off took the copilot on a 1000 acres hike around 2:00.
Was running late after accidentally taking the longer loop around along with some obdurate standoff extraction of the copilot from the river that took some time. We hit a crowded avenue around 5:35 with Sandy>82nd>JCB with barely enough time to pick Dania at workday end.
Madison had one thicker BSW in sunglasses black & white dress fur hooded jacket above ankle boots. Yawn...
Bagger's was empty of the stationary ones though a couple were in the general vicinity.
One magneta hued BSW heading North towards La Parilla. Along with that not a hue associated with monochromatic visible light hair was showing off a lackluster saggy small chest in a bikini top & open jacket. Also more fucking false eyelashes...
One ghetto cottage cheesed ass mixed or chunkster BSW in jeans at carpet place heading South until abruptly headed North on a dime. She must have she spotted the PPD SUV hanging out in the back lot.
Heading North across from the Utopia was a not too thin, not too thick 30's WSW long mane brunette in baby blue tights, ankle boots & blue hooded jacket. I feel I'm miserably failing when I pull an AG & pass on something yet traffic was fucked & I was impatient to be South. Anyway, whether it was some racoon themed makeup or periorbital hyperpigmentation, I could definitely overlook those dark circles.
One Flavel fuglie lurking about near green storage unit...
Saw a couple PPD SUV out besides the one mentioned earlier.
Despite not investigating the Utopia brunette was still late for picking up Dania. The rain held long enough for barbecuing some of my last springer catch yet not enough for margaritas outside. Brought her to work Monday with her full & me drained of my back up of dead swimmers...
Recon Soundtrack: Grateful Dead "Dicks Picks 28" disc 2 with 3 started.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jURzZ0PAiHQ
Monday Evening:
A quick JCB>82nd>Grotto run since the copilot & I had to be in the area between 6:00>6:45.
Bagger's had one sturdy BSW in grey tights & top above heels. With her matching umbrella never got a good look at her yet I wasn't repelled...
Sunny Market had another BSW on the extreme far side of sturdy. *Cough* cottage cheese...
One Flavel fuglie at the Dar Ron looking irritated. I'm positive you likely feel some of the same after your date...
More PPD SUV seen than last several outings.
Recon Soundtrack: Grateful Dead "Dicks Picks 28" finished the set as we pulled into driveway.
Safe recons & life.
Commute:
Along with my balls Dania also drained my larder, for a skinny girl she sure can eat at times. LOL. With a staples grocery run needed the copilot & I fit in an afternoon JCB>82nd>Grotto look between 4:00>5:00+- on this nice afternoon.
As I idly talked to the copilot that a walk was soon in her future, near Ogdon swore I saw the earlier Utopia seen WSW raccoon eyed make up brunette in same blue pants & heels heading North. Somewhat fazed by the afternoon & that sighting I looped around to Bybee for confirmation only to run into some other afternoon punter's scoop of an alright looking younger WSW dirty blonde in jeans & tee shirt. My appearance behind their pickup delayed the deal & I finally got eyes to where I thought the brunette might have been. To nothing... The South still throws up an occasional unexpected random or two. Also grey SUV picking up the dirty blonde, apologies for bursting in on that perfect undercover scoop.
Arts wall had one anemic & older redhead looking bored. As was I on seeing her...
Just North of Burrito Loco was thick mixed or BSW in the worst fitting capri pants & top with seriously unnatural reddish spiky hair. A yeech before I even spotted her prominent bald spot...
After shopping despite the traffic clusterfuckery did one last Burnside>82nd>Grotto run.
Was empty until...in rapid succession between Glisan>Burnside spotted...
The WSW shoulder length dark brunette who occasionally wore a Panama hat. Sans that jaunty hat today & dressed down from previous spotting in jeans & black coat & red lips can confirm without uncertainly she's female & fuckable. Looped back to Glisan & lost her. I want her...
The creepy looking older ASW "Earnest Hemingway" sporting that stylish Panama headpiece. Either she's one fuglie faced grandma or Rammer's diagnostic is correct...
At Walgreen hedges the original LSW "LowWider" was in white top above black sorts. Not seen her out in sometime...
The usual PPD SUV out.
Recon Soundtrack: Jerry Garcia Band Lunt Fontanne Theater, NYC. Disc 2 evening electric. Yet another show I attended when living East. Now I'd seen Garcia's various solo bands multiple times while living in Bay Area as he was always playing in dives between Dead tours back then. On Broadway...who'd ever thought...
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bgWiTW8iQE[/URL]
Wednesday Night:
Bored so I dragged that copilot into truck & went out between 9:30>11:00 JCB>82nd>Sandy upper.
South had gone back to its drowsy state...
Fancy House had a younger blonde trim WSW in dark shorts & jacket above matching sock & sneakers. Though her piled up hair was messier she rivaled "Marge Simpson" in height. She was missing or ignoring most suitors...myself included.
One older thicker Brunette WSW carrying large purse in tan dress & jacket above tan boots window talking in Hong Phat lot. Caught up to her at Burnside light & wasn't impressed...
Arts Center wall had the pet hospital large BSW returning to her strong work ethic ways after an absence.
Sunny horked up a meh rotund glasses wearing BSW in green top & matching booty shorts above sneakers. Some Northbound black luxury SUV stopped completely in the LHS lane to gaze upon her beauty. LMFAO as he engaged. She reminded me in some vague way of that talking green blob is in the Mucinex commercials...
Baggers proper had the same false eye lashed BSW in flowered top. Even the copilot yawned...
Sandy upper revealed nothing except the first PPD SUV & undercover SUV of the night...
On return South across from Baggers was a solitary thick long haired LSW in orange shorts outfit & black ankle boots. Another practicing her winning Nuestra Beleza pageant waves...
Near the Walgreen hedges the young & cute fluffy titted WSW brunette spinner had reappeared in shorts & sneakers. Hair seems darker now yet still adorable. If I remember correctly Blee reported on her fully covered & expensive ask. She was going by "Angel" then & she caused one of the largest feeding frenzy's back in July...until I hear she's at least sucking dick raw...not going to bother despite that undeniable cuteness...
At Mill light a short as she was wide younger thicker plain dark brunette WSW in black cat eye glasses made her availability known...
Having had enough headed for the barn with no more seen.
Besides ones seen on Sandy Upper light PPD SUV seen on 82nd.
I'm going to take a guess that today's temperate weather is going to be good for the avenue...start your engines...
Recon Soundtrack: Jerry Garcia Band Lunt Fontanne Theater, NYC. Disc 3 & 4 acoustic & electric set.
Safe recons & life.
I was driving West on Silverton Road April 2nd (between Portland road and Lancaster) around 5:30 pm. I saw a late 20's early 30's cute black woman dressed in booty shorts and tank top with a vest walking just west of the Capital Auto Collision Shop slowly surveying cars as they drove by. She smiled as she made eye contact with me. I had to get home but noticed a mini van pull up around the corner next to her and she headed toward the van.
Last night around 11:30 pm I was again on Silverton road and noticed an attractive latina woman displaying her ample breasts in a tight tank top staring down traffic. This was in the Champions / Adong Market parking lot. Further up the road toward Portland Road I saw the same cute black woman in yoga pants and a tight mid- length coat open exposing her nice rack in a tight t-shirt in the Fairgrounds parking lot near the COVID testing tents. She had her thumb out as if she were hitch-hiking.
Anyone know if Silverton Road is becoming the new blade? With all the halfway houses up the street I could see this being a probability.
[QUOTE=Boomer14;5864187]I was driving West on Silverton Road April 2nd (between Portland road and Lancaster) around 5:30 pm. I saw a late 20's early 30's cute black woman dressed in booty shorts and tank top with a vest walking just west of the Capital Auto Collision Shop slowly surveying cars as they drove by. She smiled as she made eye contact with me. I had to get home but noticed a mini van pull up around the corner next to her and she headed toward the van.
Last night around 11:30 pm I was again on Silverton road and noticed an attractive latina woman displaying her ample breasts in a tight tank top staring down traffic. This was in the Champions / Adong Market parking lot. Further up the road toward Portland Road I saw the same cute black woman in yoga pants and a tight mid- length coat open exposing her nice rack in a tight t-shirt in the Fairgrounds parking lot near the COVID testing tents. She had her thumb out as if she were hitch-hiking..[/QUOTE]Wrong forum.
Post it up in the Salem forum.
[QUOTE=RammerRammer;5836759]I've had inquiries about Workingmans Best Friend and I have to share with the masses that I've stopped contacting her and have not dated her for months now. Please direct inquiry to her or other Mongers.
Should she decide to Walk again would be the only time I'd date her.
She was great Pre Covid but I saw a decline in her service and could no longer be flaked on. Wish it were different. Please do not send inquiry my way any longer.[/QUOTE]Working mans best friend??
I've seen the lovelylayla23 a bunch. She has another working name? She never once no showed and I saw her few times a month pre and post " pandemic. " Just curious.
Been noticing LSW Lowwider near the hedges lately. Recommended for Mongers on a budget. Name your price.
Its also recommended that you treat the Blade like you're fishing a riffle. Three casts, step, three casts, move to another spot. Cryptic I know, but I see too many dudes pressuring Civies repeatedly. If they don't strike on your girst three casts, leave them alone. And also to the Bean in the finned Acura, stop pressuring the High School chicks near Glenhaven and kindly eat a bag of dicks.
/ rant.
Despite my best intentions never got out on avenue Thursday night. All I got was a serious case of couchlock reading with the copilot curled at my feet. Friday night wasn't much any better as herring needed brining, lunches made & the like for springer trip #3. That zero dark thirty Saturday Willamette wakeup call won out. Though at times the weather & wind sucked, at least the catching was better than recons this weekend with both copilots diligent on the sealion early warnings. So, two Salmon killed today. Would have been three except for a extra fin on that one...
Saturday Night:
With my favorite regular scheduled for Saturday>Monday overnight. After storing & cleaning boat, cleaning fish & baking the carcasses for future Salmon chowder somehow fit in some nap time. That & a long shower somewhat motivated me to hit the avenue JCB>82nd>Sandy upper between 9:30>10:45.
As I hit 82nd some rain started & I almost turned around, yet it slacked off quick enough to continue though still was windy as fuck, especially with the copilot's head out the window most of the damn night...
South was empty again...
First seen was Sarah #1.5 in incognito mode in boots, dress & fur trim hooded jacket near PCC. My first chuckle of the evening as some car got fooled...until she walked up to window. He spun his tires in anger on the damp pavement retreating North...
Sunny had a segregated quartet on both sides of the avenue.
Market side had two WSW...
One short & squat short haired brunette in jeans & checkered lumberjack shirt. One taller sturdy mousy dirty blonde in grey potato sack dress & pot belly. Under those fluorescents both were comparable to a morgue cadaver. Despite that they both got scooped at least once during my time out.
Pawn shop side had two BSW...
One younger mixed or BSW in black lace front or ripped tights. She's out there most nights. I imagine you could do worse. The other was somewhat hidden under her umbrella, yet cottage cheese doesn't lie & told me all I need or wanted to know...
Baggers contained nothing new though it was continuing that segregation with another quartet of SW...
One side of Klickatat had the meh mixed or BSW mom jeans fake redhead yakking in her phone. Joining her was the chesty BSW who favors those Goliath Spider sized eyelashes. Pass...
Adjacent side revealed the short chubby chesty LSW seen before. Along with a meh blonde WSW in jeans who I don't remember seeing much before.
Succumbing to my ennui...figured it couldn't get much worse & headed upper Sandy way. Yeah...how'd that work out for you Zavi you ask?
At light near Parkrose Hardware was a blubbery land whale WSW shoulder length dirty blonde hair in tent sized dress & sneakers. She was like a female Louie Anderson with Downs Syndrome...
After that thoroughly nauseating observation that the rest of Sandy was empty was a relief...
Though Sandy redeemed itself with a trim long locked blonde WSW in tight jean & boots getting scooped at Knolls Sandy side exit.
All the way to JCB>Sandy revealed nothing new & most previously seen had either got out of the increasing drizzle or scooped.
Got the text I was longing for somewhat earlier tonight & was alleviated of my tortuous wandering. I am afraid might have lost some brain cells from this evening's boredom coma recon...
Since Merry needed her overnight stuff (and yes...her laundry LOL) took Burnside>82nd before heading South around 11:30 or so.
Of course, at Hong Phat spotted the hat wearing trend setter WSW shoulder length dark brunette in jeans, black raincoat with small white logo on back neck area. To differentiate between the other unwanted Panama Hat wearing whatever. I'm just going to call her "Milliner" until I get her name...
Most of PPD SUV were in the States lot when I was out. Had to be six or so all lite up for a good hour. On the way to the barn more seen between Burnside>JCB. No Clackamas seen tonight.
Recon Soundtrack: Little Feat "Hoy Hoy" followed by Robbie Robertson "Sinematic".
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTWcfK_EIEI[/URL]
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzAFw4OUhoQ[/URL]
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzQCV4LQDV0[/URL]
Sunday Afternoon:
Despite the lunchtime hailstorm & chilly ass day got outvoted by the copilot & Merry for an afternoon 1000 acres hike. After getting dumped on once we were coming home around 5:30. Needing some chowder ingredients not in abundance around my cupboard did one reverse recon Grotto>82nd>JCB at same time.
Baggers had one sturdy BSW hanging back on Klickatat in pink tights & heels below an umbrella. What I saw wasn't terrible...read that as no cottage cheese.
Galoshes wearing WSW land whale Denthead waddling along near Sunny sporting some garish clown school makeup LOL. She can polish it all she wants, but you still don't want to step in it...
At Harney bridge some criddler like Asian Grandpa was blocking traffic & yelling at the clouds. His erratic lane blocking antics stopped traffic dead & gave me time to spot a thirties trim brunette with blonde highlights wearing jeans & grey baseball type shirt. Saw her window talking right on 82nd, then hopping in some truck that pulled into Cartlandia. Not sure if this one is an old timer Flavel fuglie reinventing herself or a new Southie. When I get some time I'll look through the old mugshots...
Wasn't paying attention to PPD SUV. No Clackamas again.
A nice fresh springer dinner & movie followed by the usual fuckery. After breakfast & a snowy walk to nearby park was lustily encouraged to one last purge of my dead swimmers into her tidy & tight derriere before bringing her home a couple hours ago.
Recon Soundtrack: Joni Mitchell "Don Juans Reckless Daughter". Ladies choice this dreary Sunday afternoon.
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTxSOJKzgl4[/URL]
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCLwu2vEp6Q[/URL]
Safe recons & life.
[QUOTE=ProperGMan;5864339]Wrong forum.
Post it up in the Salem forum.[/QUOTE]There are 6 total posts in the Salem forum ever. And I think this was one.
[QUOTE=ZaviJava;5868335]Despite my best intentions never got out on avenue Thursday night. All I got was a serious case of couchlock reading with the copilot curled at my feet. Friday night wasn't much any better as herring needed brining, lunches made & the like for springer trip #3. That zero dark thirty Saturday Willamette wakeup call won out. Though at times the weather & wind sucked, at least the catching was better than recons this weekend with both copilots diligent on the sealion early warnings. So, two Salmon killed today. Would have been three except for a extra fin on that one...
Saturday Night:
With my favorite regular scheduled for Saturday>Monday overnight. After storing & cleaning boat, cleaning fish & baking the carcasses for future Salmon chowder somehow fit in some nap time. That & a long shower somewhat motivated me to hit the avenue JCB>82nd>Sandy upper between 9:30>10:45.
As I hit 82nd some rain started & I almost turned around, yet it slacked off quick enough to continue though still was windy as fuck, especially with the copilot's head out the window most of the damn night...
South was empty again...
First seen was Sarah #1.5 in incognito mode in boots, dress & fur trim hooded jacket near PCC. My first chuckle of the evening as some car got fooled...until she walked up to window. He spun his tires in anger on the damp pavement retreating North...
Sunny had a segregated quartet on both sides of the avenue.
Market side had two WSW...
One short & squat short haired brunette in jeans & checkered lumberjack shirt. One taller sturdy mousy dirty blonde in grey potato sack dress & pot belly. Under those fluorescents both were comparable to a morgue cadaver. Despite that they both got scooped at least once during my time out.[/QUOTE]Man you got all the skills!
[QUOTE=ZaviJava;5868335]#No Clackamas again.
A nice fresh springer dinner & movie followed by the usual fuckery.
Safe recons & life.[/QUOTE]Ennui and milliner in the same post? Getting all literary up in this *****. That couchlock reading had an impact.
Little Feat & Robbie are strong choices.
Literary pursuits versus pussy pursuits cut into my very limited recons last week. LOL. The weather didn't help much & the rare time I was out saw nowt. To be honest after previous weekend's recons staying in might have been the better outcome...
Friday Evening early:
Copilot & I were heading home from Vancouver & considering we'd not bothered with the avenue this week. Despite just wanting to be home & have dinner did Sandy>82nd>JCB run around 7:00.
Baggers threw out one tall long haired thick LSW in tan mini above some long sturdy legs plus tats & heels. If your menu needs require some meaty yet firm culo...she's the one for you.
One pale lumpy scabby faced WSW in blue flowered shorts below some unnatural looking rat's nest pink hair across from Subway. She's not the one for anyone...sped up some...
Bagger Vance was heading North near Utopia in bulky blue winter jacket doing some weird herky jerk hand gesticulations.
WSW "Milliner" was in front of Hong Phat minus her usual Panama hat. Wasn't totally unbonneted though as she was sporting a beanie along with her sunglasses & for some reason a huge umbrella. Looped back around twice to nothing. She's perfected those teleportation skills...to my annoyance.
Empty until Flavel where I again saw the thirties trim brunette with blonde highlights previously wearing jeans & grey baseball type shirt. Though I was way off on her actual age, confirmed her as one of the no fly Southies circa Obama years reinventing herself. Yeech...
Some PPD SUV seen. One Clackamas near border.
Recon Soundtrack: Buffalo Springfield - 1st album mono / stereo edition.
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4gMpxGlIV8[/URL]
Friday Night:
With a too short ribald rendezvous planned with Merry after her shift & before she headed South to spend Easter weekend with family headed out JCB>82nd>Sandy upper between 10:15>11:00 +-.
Nothing until Sunny where a sturdy solitary mixed or BSW in shorts & hoodie with some jail house tats on her upper thigh. In spite of no visible cottage cheese...the first yawn of the night.
Baggers had one sturdy dark tressed brunette in white top above very opaque black commando tights & black & yellow checkered ankle boots. She was driven off by some criddler choad at Bagger Vance's Klickatat fence taking a territorial piss in her view. Keeping it fucking criddler classy. She made a beeline for the tree named hotel. She was definitely fuckable looking despite her penchant for drinking the blood of children overall vibe & makeup...
While the McFlurrie & Klickatat auto alpha circler crowd were on the downside this evening, PPD SUV were especially visible from Siskiyou to Fremont on my passes.
Headed to with some trepidation to Upper Sandy knowing I couldn't stomach another sighting of Downs Syndrome Louie Anderson. Once was more than my limit. The whole stretch was empty to my relief...
Sarah #30 was near Utopia looking especially shambolically slutty & indifferent to her purpose of being out...
Some Stark>Grotto concentrated circuits exposed nothing new except one BSW in goldish mini & heels at Baggers.
As I was heading downtown after the text from Merry spotted fluffy titted WSW young spinner Angel at the Walgreen hedges looking hella' good in tiny black onesie showing off not only that impressive chest but that perfect ass you just want to bury your face in. So cute she makes Penelope (report #4271+) look like a skank fuglie. Before I even turned at Burnside light several mongers were flocking to her like pubescent white girls to a Taylor Swift concert...
As I mentioned heavy PPD SUV in the North end. Some in other compass points.
With a scant three +- hours sleep dropped Merry off at PDX at the unholy hour of 5:30. Running late the copilot & I met fishing buddy & his copilot at ramp. Today ran the spectrum of sunny sunrise to freezing rain, slushy snow thunderstorms. The latter particularly freaking out my copilot. While my buddy got one in the cooler I never got my takedowns to stick for some reason. One of those days tempered only by remembering the old fishing spiel my father used to say to me at the end of non-productive days. Remember always rolling my eyes when he say "Zavi...remember "hours spent fishing are subtracted from your age". Tempered my lack of luck with that memory & more so with a text from Dania saying, "have tomorrow off...wanna to hunt for Easter eggs tonight". As my dick jumped, immediately told my buddy let's call it for the day. When home took a nice nap & got couple of those hours back. LOL.
Recon Soundtrack: David Murray Octet "Octet Plays Trane".
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ARkKaAnX4g[/URL]
Saturday Night:
Dania was running late after work so restless as always headed out JCB>82nd>Sandy upper between 9:00>10:00+-.
On my first circuit the avenue was empty until Baggers...
The young pretty faced thunder thighed busty brunette PAWG was in some animal print shorts hopping in some car at closed 304 store lot. To some degree actually unsure if this was her as she looked like she'd lost some weight. Maybe was my viewing angle or perhaps I just needed more sleep...
BSW "Goliath Spider" was in tight red pants & heels. Always good for a laugh when I see those extravagant & excessive eyelashes...
One BSW in grey shorts & heels...meh..
One new young BSW or mixed in long coat over dress & black strappy heels rocking a over the top lighter shade nappy dread afro. To napping copilot's displeasure woke her up when I said "Buckwheat" a little too loudly. She threw me some shade...
Sandy Upper was entirely sterile of streetwalkers...
One distilled Sandy>Stark run only divulged the previously seen plus.
Sunny produced one BSW in striped tight pants, heels & cornrows walking in for some waiting car...
Denthead slurping away on some large drink North of Burnside. Parked her bobblehead waddler ass at homeless tents trying unsuccessfully to get whoever was inside to open the closed flap...
As I talked to a "now ready" Dania, at Stark light bus top there was trim WSW lighter hued brunette in jeans, light green jacket who's nice eyes gave me a knowing look. With my dick momentarily diverted from its Southernly divining rod route turned on Stark to see if she'd walk in the fifty feet. She looked my way yet didn't budge. I think the civilians around spooked her...or something...
Headed South on the empty avenue after that only promising sighting of the evening...
Some PPD SUV out, yet sparse in the North compared to night before. The ones I did see were moving fast in code 3 mode.
Dania was waiting outside when I pulled up to her place & off we went. Except for a neighborhood walk or two for the copilot & putting some Easter goodies in neighbor boys yard late Saturday night we never left the house...
Dropped her off at work this morning at 9:45.
Recon Soundtrack: Miles Davis "The Complete Jack Johnson Sessions" disc 6.
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfLvNwxnj6g[/URL]
Safe recons & life.
[QUOTE=ZaviJava;5878254]Literary pursuits versus pussy pursuits cut into my very limited recons last week. LOL. The weather didn't help much & the rare time I was out saw nowt. To be honest after previous weekend's recons staying in might have been the better outcome...
Friday Evening early:
Copilot & I were heading home from Vancouver & considering we'd not bothered with the avenue this week. Despite just wanting to be home & have dinner did Sandy>82nd>JCB run around 7:00.
Baggers threw out one tall long haired thick LSW in tan mini above some long sturdy legs plus tats & heels. If your menu needs require some meaty yet firm culo...she's the one for you.
One pale lumpy scabby faced WSW in blue flowered shorts below some unnatural looking rat's nest pink hair across from Subway. She's not the one for anyone...sped up some...
Bagger Vance was heading North near Utopia in bulky blue winter jacket doing some weird herky jerk hand gesticulations.
WSW "Milliner" was in front of Hong Phat minus her usual Panama hat. Wasn't totally unbonneted though as she was sporting a beanie along with her sunglasses & for some reason a huge umbrella. Looped back around twice to nothing. She's perfected those teleportation skills...to my annoyance.
Empty until Flavel where I again saw the thirties trim brunette with blonde highlights previously wearing jeans & grey baseball type shirt. Though I was way off on her actual age, confirmed her as one of the no fly Southies circa Obama years reinventing herself. Yeech...
Some PPD SUV seen. One Clackamas near border.
Recon Soundtrack: Buffalo Springfield - 1st album mono / stereo edition.
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4gMpxGlIV8[/URL]
Friday Night:
With a too short ribald rendezvous planned with Merry after her shift & before she headed South to spend Easter weekend with family headed out JCB>82nd>Sandy upper between 10:15>11:00 +-.
Nothing until Sunny where a sturdy solitary mixed or BSW in shorts & hoodie with some jail house tats on her upper thigh. In spite of no visible cottage cheese...the first yawn of the night.
Baggers had one sturdy dark tressed brunette in white top above very opaque black commando tights & black & yellow checkered ankle boots. She was driven off by some criddler choad at Bagger Vance's Klickatat fence taking a territorial piss in her view. Keeping it fucking criddler classy. She made a beeline for the tree named hotel. She was definitely fuckable looking despite her penchant for drinking the blood of children overall vibe & makeup...
While the McFlurrie & Klickatat auto alpha circler crowd were on the downside this evening, PPD SUV were especially visible from Siskiyou to Fremont on my passes.
Headed to with some trepidation to Upper Sandy knowing I couldn't stomach another sighting of Downs Syndrome Louie Anderson. Once was more than my limit. The whole stretch was empty to my relief...
Sarah #30 was near Utopia looking especially shambolically slutty & indifferent to her purpose of being out...
Some Stark>Grotto concentrated circuits exposed nothing new except one BSW in goldish mini & heels at Baggers.
As I was heading downtown after the text from Merry spotted fluffy titted WSW young spinner Angel at the Walgreen hedges looking hella' good in tiny black onesie showing off not only that impressive chest but that perfect ass you just want to bury your face in. So cute she makes Penelope (report #4271+) look like a skank fuglie. Before I even turned at Burnside light several mongers were flocking to her like pubescent white girls to a Taylor Swift concert...
As I mentioned heavy PPD SUV in the North end. Some in other compass points.
With a scant three +- hours sleep dropped Merry off at PDX at the unholy hour of 5:30. Running late the copilot & I met fishing buddy & his copilot at ramp. Today ran the spectrum of sunny sunrise to freezing rain, slushy snow thunderstorms. The latter particularly freaking out my copilot. While my buddy got one in the cooler I never got my takedowns to stick for some reason. One of those days tempered only by remembering the old fishing spiel my father used to say to me at the end of non-productive days. Remember always rolling my eyes when he say "Zavi...remember "hours spent fishing are subtracted from your age". Tempered my lack of luck with that memory & more so with a text from Dania saying, "have tomorrow off...wanna to hunt for Easter eggs tonight". As my dick jumped, immediately told my buddy let's call it for the day. When home took a nice nap & got couple of those hours back. LOL.
Recon Soundtrack: David Murray Octet "Octet Plays Trane".
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ARkKaAnX4g[/URL]
Saturday Night:
Dania was running late after work so restless as always headed out JCB>82nd>Sandy upper between 9:00>10:00+-.
On my first circuit the avenue was empty until Baggers...
The young pretty faced thunder thighed busty brunette PAWG was in some animal print shorts hopping in some car at closed 304 store lot. To some degree actually unsure if this was her as she looked like she'd lost some weight. Maybe was my viewing angle or perhaps I just needed more sleep...
BSW "Goliath Spider" was in tight red pants & heels. Always good for a laugh when I see those extravagant & excessive eyelashes...
One BSW in grey shorts & heels...meh..
One new young BSW or mixed in long coat over dress & black strappy heels rocking a over the top lighter shade nappy dread afro. To napping copilot's displeasure woke her up when I said "Buckwheat" a little too loudly. She threw me some shade...
Sandy Upper was entirely sterile of streetwalkers...
One distilled Sandy>Stark run only divulged the previously seen plus.
Sunny produced one BSW in striped tight pants, heels & cornrows walking in for some waiting car...
Denthead slurping away on some large drink North of Burnside. Parked her bobblehead waddler ass at homeless tents trying unsuccessfully to get whoever was inside to open the closed flap...
As I talked to a "now ready" Dania, at Stark light bus top there was trim WSW lighter hued brunette in jeans, light green jacket who's nice eyes gave me a knowing look. With my dick momentarily diverted from its Southernly divining rod route turned on Stark to see if she'd walk in the fifty feet. She looked my way yet didn't budge. I think the civilians around spooked her...or something...
Headed South on the empty avenue after that only promising sighting of the evening...
Some PPD SUV out, yet sparse in the North compared to night before. The ones I did see were moving fast in code 3 mode.
Dania was waiting outside when I pulled up to her place & off we went. Except for a neighborhood walk or two for the copilot & putting some Easter goodies in neighbor boys yard late Saturday night we never left the house...
Dropped her off at work this morning at 9:45.
Recon Soundtrack: Miles Davis "The Complete Jack Johnson Sessions" disc 6.
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfLvNwxnj6g[/URL]
Safe recons & life.[/QUOTE]Finally: a picture of co pilot.
[QUOTE=RamblinJavlin;5879099]Finally: a picture of co pilot.[/QUOTE]Not the first picture of my furry copilot. Posted another a couple years ago (report #3408).
Also...
There's no need to quote the whole body of my reports when commenting...
It just clogs up the forum...
[QUOTE=ZaviJava;5879696]Not the first picture of my furry copilot. Posted another a couple years ago (report #3408).
Also...
There's no need to quote the whole body of my reports when commenting...
It just clogs up the forum...[/QUOTE]I wasnt affiliated yet.
And good point. It was a bit of a fast post and I wasnt thinking; thank you for pointing it out though. I appreciate it.
Monday Early Evening:
With extra mouths to feed previous weekend was seriously short on supplies around here. Headed out around 6:30 to shop. Bookending that replenishment a JCB>82nd>Grotto look happened around 6:15 >7:30.
Arts center wall had one older thicker WSW with glasses. Yawn...
Sunny had one of the usual meh younger sturdy BSW single bantu knot wearing denizens.
Besides its namesake Baggers had a couple lurking about.
The young mixed or BSW who's afro reminded me of Buckwheat was out in same long coat over a different dress & tan heels. Though no jungle drums reverberated in my head, in the daylight she actually is 'kinda cute & perhaps fuckable...
Nowhere fucking near cute was masked & hooded BSW in tight lime green jumpsuit, open jacket & boots. Between the disturbingly lumpy pussy print, her paunch & obvious stains on clothing she screamed out antibiotic resistant...
Last one seen was dumpy older dirty blonde older WSW in blue jacket & sneakers at El Burrito Loco. Another yawn...
Headed home for a needed drink & unload groceries with no other sightings to JCB.
Didn't spot any, yet not paying the best attention to PPD SUV.
Recon Soundtrack: Charlie Rouse Band - "Cinnamon Flower" winding it up some with Ornette Coleman "Of Human Feelings".
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAqfT_Rp2bk[/URL]
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8H6GpEJhmo[/URL]
Tuesday Night:
Had promised Merry I'd pick her up at airport when her flight arrived. With the rain holding off at first, the copilot & I ventured out early JCB>82nd>Sandy upper between 10:15>11:15 +-.
At Sunny Market a pair were out...
A tasty busty blonde 20's WSW in furry grey short coat black ankle boots below knee length slit side red skirt. Despite that coat made of dead Muppets looped around for a 2nd look as she was walking in for some SUV.
Across the street had single umbrella carrying sturdy meh BSW or mixed with large umbrella...
Utopia had one frizzy haired BSW in boots & jeans. Even without the curd she wasn't attracting much interest. On later lap her & Tyrone were debating their failed business strategy...
Baggers had one large umbrella carrying wide assed BSW when I passed. Yawn...
As usual Sandy upper sucked...
At Sunny corner Denthead had plopped onto the avenue. Her & the previous spotted sturdy umbrella carrying BSW were having some heated words. Denthead must have lost the argument as she retreated to the shadows of arts center wall. LOL.
Absent lately from recons yet certainly not missed. Sara #0.0 looked like she got caught in passing shower & was "hitchhiking" near the Walgreen hedges. My eyes & nose burned...
Those last two sightings made it an easy choice that PDX cell waiting lot would be more stimulating than 82nd & headed there. The wait was short & after pickup, headed South on 205 to barn where we enthusiastically picked up on Friday's abbreviated evening. After some breakfast & coffee, brought her home around 10:30 this morning.
Some PPD SUV out plus the silver undercover SUV was lighting up car near PCC.
Recon Soundtrack: Grateful Dead - Princeton University April 17,1971. Pig Pen is on fire each & every time he steps up to the mic tonight but especially on his Good Lovin' "Brooklyn Bridge" rap. Why the band hasn't released this commercially is a mystery.
[URL]https://archive.org/details/gd1971-04-17.sbd.sirmick.89031.flac24[/URL]
Safe recons & life.
Was over at fishing buddy's place until 10:00+- working out the details for Saturdays springer trip #5. After...copilot & I ventured out for JCB>82nd>Sandy upper run until 11:30+-.
For once the South started out with some...
WSW 40's+ brunette Aubrey was lurking around the closed Woodstock pawn shop in boots & long pointy end black dress.
Quasimodo had resurfaced in her usual curb spot across from Harbor Freight in red & black checked jacket with white shopping bag at her feet. Throw her a few bucks or buy her some food if you see her.
She needs the help still I imagine...
North was even more congested...
At Walgreen hedges young fluffy titted & adorable looking spinner WSW Angel was bopping along in white pants tight top & sneakers. She walked in for some luxury SUV at Couch with much deeper pockets & a much higher tolerance for restricted service than I...
Arts wall had one PAWG blonde with shoulder length blond hair & geeky black glasses. Also had Lylerone lurking about nearby...
Sunny had a mixed trio...
One sturdy BSW or mixed with a bride of Frankenstein bouffant...SMH...
One skinny BSW who was so ordinary all I can really report is no curd products...
The meh big assed mixed or BSW fake redhead who favors mom jeans...
The pet hospital revealed a trim WSW blonde in jeans, dark sweater & sensible heels powerwalking between there & Subway. Thought she was new until I got a closer look & realized she used to do the same meth fueled walk between Division>Stark post pandemic era. Never wanted to date her then or now & forget her name...
Sticking entirely to the block between Multnomah>Wasco shadows was a younger somewhat sturdy brunette WSW in white jacket above jeans. She wasn't terrible looking. Seemed new & very skittish as some 360 plated truck was frantically trying to scoop her.
Baggers had a few around...
The young & chesty thunder thighed pretty faced brunette WSW was getting into some car at 304 lot. Despite my serious disclinations about her size she always gets scooped by the McFlurrie chubby chaser pundits...
BSW "Goliath Spider" displaying her chest & her lashes...still funny...
One thick long haired LSW in tan who must have been taking lash lessons from the above. That was one chunky culo...
A couple more BSW or mixed of varying quality & size....yawn.
In spite of the nonexistent PPD presence, didn't feel a need to investigate closer...
Upper Sandy was so fucking boring I was reduced to snapping photos of homemade PPS graduate street signs. Bonus points if you can identify the location...
Waiting to turn left onto 82nd @ Sandy some skinny straight haired BSW in gold pants & heels engaged me at light asking for a "ride". Quickly withdrew the low offer when the sleeping copilot popped up to see what was up...LOL.
No PPD SUV seen tonight. Three or four Clackamas had one of the streets just South of Cartlandia closed off.
Headed to the barn with no other sightings with idle daydreaming of better nights...
Woke up this morning rested & texted Dania to see if some weekend time can be arranged...
Recon Soundtrack: Grateful Dead "Europe 72: The Complete Recordings" London April 8 1972 disc 2 & most of disc 3.
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0Sx0Li9gQs[/URL]
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyBs48VjMho[/URL]
Safe recons & life.
Never went the SA route, don't TNA because its anti Hobbyiest, I'm sick of getting alignments caused by the Blade and the degradation I see in the real Cormac McCarthy Fortlandia novel continues to fuck with my Mental.
I'm here to tell you Bumble is where its at. Humble brag, I know but I've had 7 dates this month, dates meaning, adult time, no money exchanged. It's as easy as a Profile, a Premium Membership, swipe, message and you're in those guts. Pro tip: first contact, tell them you're there to fuck, no SD scenarios. Get it. Off to meet another tonight, ridiculously easy. Do it.
Friday Commute:
Between a few fishing related errands & the like found some time for JCB>82nd>Grotto run between 4:00>5:15+-.
Quasimodo at same curb as Thursday night. Went by to give her a few bucks & she was dead to the world. If I hadn't seen that she'd changed clothes I'd have thought she slept there.
Sunny presented the big assed BSW or mixed fake redhead. No mom jeans today just some blue track shorts. Still meh...
Baggers had a flash from the past with WSW "Horseface" in jeans & hoodie type jacket. She's added more blonde frosting to her short brunette locks...
Stuck in traffic at Ash church yet another flash with land whale WSW Dace was sitting on steps hopefully hoping. She used to wear a groove like studded tires in the sidewalks between Flavel>JCB years ago.
Wasn't paying attention to PPD SUV yet recall a few...
Recon Soundtrack: Steve Earle & The Dukes Hardly Strictly Bluegrass, SF. October 7 2017. Another exceptional weekend at HSB. You can see the complete set here after clicking on his name.
[URL]https://www.hardlystrictlybluegrass.com/archive/2017/[/URL]
Saturday Night:
With no regular succumbing to mine or the copilots charm for Saturday night we bounced around the house until heading out at 10:00>11:30 JCB>82nd>Sandy upper.
Right out of the gate just North of Woodstock a pudgy WSW roots showing blonde in white jacket & jeans was vaping along. She got scooped up near previously barber shop but now massage place. A new one to this writer...
Empty until Baggers where a revolving cast were about...
One sturdy brunette tallish WSW in short white fluffy skirt above black thigh highs & heels caught my eye. That was until she walked up closer to truck. 200.00 to come back to her room in those shithole rooms on Murder St...sorry...Milton St. LOL. To be honest given a choice...given a choice, I'd much rather go to the fucking Madison to die...
Speaking of Murder St...it had one sturdy blonde wigged BSW in black onesie & heels who did some very creepy hair twirling & movements to lure me in. I'm very hesitant to leave the "W" in her description but it was dark. For the moment I gave it the benefit of doubt...
Baggers had a few lurking around...
One younger BSW with huge tits & eyelashes in red bikini top under a jean jacket. Her chest looked like a couple of deflated oblong gourds that you never harvested...
One chunky curd laden legs BSW in booty shorts & heels...yawn...
Another younger alright looking BSW in what looked like a Letterman's jacket. Rah..go team GPS...
The meh wide assed fake redhead in shorts. I'm 'kinda wishing she'd go back to the Mom jeans...
Last seen was a double sighting...
Sara #0.0 near the Walgreen hedges looking somewhat spun in chicken leg revealing red dress. A yawn & a yeech.
Then a bitchy looking Sara #30 at Burnside bus stop...
And with those sorrowful sightings aimed for barn thinking I'll never get back those last ninety minutes of my life...
Like 82nd...didn't quite look all that fishy Saturday but at least the Willamette didn't disappoint earlier with this tasty springer...
A couple PPD SUV at all compass points. The silver undercover Charger was doing some good business between Powell>Flavel.
Recon Soundtrack: After listening to rock all day fishing mixed it up some.
Music Revelation Ensemble "Music Revelation Ensemble" followed by James Blood Ulmer "Are You Glad To Be In America".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlNUgxatdWU[/URL]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgkodsMA5n8[/URL]
Sunday Afternoon:
With an overnight scheduled for Sunday night with Dania hung around watched F1 & mowed the lawn before finally heading up for a 1000 acres for a hike & swim for the copilot. Coming back with my tired & drying misfit pup around 5:00, still had an hour+- until picking up Dania at work so wasted a little time on 82nd. In the unusually heavy Sunday traffic did a reverse Grotto>82nd>JCB & beyond.
First seen was on Sandy hill where a nice LSW or mixed in black belly shirt & camo pattern like shorts was looking at traffic. Long magenta hair & fuck me heels below some killer legs checked all the boxes off of the visual fripperies an amazon woman fuck toy...
Nowhere near fuckable was the sturdy Madison blonde hair flipping BSW seen Saturday night in a black belly shirt & matching shorts & aviator shades. In the sunlight....yeah...I'm pulling back on my previous description & going with dude as the five o'clock shadow was prominent. Another that gives me the heebie jeebies & once again has me questioning my night vision...
Seriously...some fucking eyewash stations need to be installed on 82nd at strategic locations.
Baggers had some lurking...
WSW "Horseface" in jeans & hoodie again was out. She got picked up rather quickly...
Sturdy & young BSW in black leather mini & sparkly heels. She wasn't awful...
Another meh BSW in shorts & heels. See a soon to be turning to curd products in her future...
Sunny was empty...
The revelation of afternoons' circuit was just South of Glisan at the Tofu place. Saw who at first thought was fluffy titted brunette spinner "Angel" with hair color changed, it wasn't. While there was a similarity body wise she was minus "Angels" chest & a tad thinner. Another absolutely delightful & tiny WSW spinner with past the shoulder length straw blonde hair in tiny white shorts & matching cross wrap belly shirt was heading South. Some chucklehead behind me in a new Jeep went into hyper extended & excited monger mode & was gesturing to me to get past her in the crawling traffic so he could intercept before she passed Couch. I took my time to check her out. LOL. Didn't see if he succeeded but if he did, he's the winner of the avenue today. Hope you checked her ID...
Again to answer the PMs I receive that "I never see anything that hot streetwalking". They are out there...both the magenta amazon & the blonde spinner were two of the hottest I've seen...
Autozone had blondish WSW Lauren (report #4369) in tight jeans, heels below a white windbreaker...
One sturdy light skinned BSW with frizzy hair in black tights & white top was lurking around Taboo hoping to get scooped. Nothing special & plain...yet not awful.
WSW waddler Denthead was snail trailing South near the Unicorn in winter boots.
Flavel area produced one of the usual fuglies in an exceptionally sweaty funky looking mode.
Though nothing could have prepared me for the skinny WSW blonde in red shorts & white top at Harney. The amount of bruising & oozing scabs on her legs & arms just about made me hurl my fucking breakfast. Never seen her before & hope to never again to...
Again...eyewash stations...
Some PPD SUV seen around & about.
After picking my nights companion at work. A quick stop for her to change to some casual clothes & overnight stuff. Besides the usual fuckery, strawberry margaritas along with freshly caught springer dinner were had between our couplings. Dropped her off to work this morning...
Recon Soundtrack: John Coltrane Quartet "My Favorite Things" on way to gorge. "Coltrane Plays The Blues" on the way home. Both from the Atlanta box set of years ago.
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlFNy9iWrpE[/URL]
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QExnO0hZNr4[/URL]
Safe recons & life.
[QUOTE=RammerRammer;5889681]Never went the SA route, don't TNA because its anti Hobbyiest, I'm sick of getting alignments caused by the Blade and the degradation I see in the real Cormac McCarthy Fortlandia novel continues to fuck with my Mental.
I'm here to tell you Bumble is where its at. Humble brag, I know but I've had 7 dates this month, dates meaning, adult time, no money exchanged. It's as easy as a Profile, a Premium Membership, swipe, message and you're in those guts. Pro tip: first contact, tell them you're there to fuck, no SD scenarios. Get it. Off to meet another tonight, ridiculously easy. Do it.[/QUOTE]Thank you for that report.
[QUOTE=ZaviJava;5889755]Friday Commute:[/QUOTE]That's quality street meat. Stay safe bud!