Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=TheHammer12;4632016]Currently on the John as I type this report at an AMP. But, has anyone done this before. Definitely mis judged my stomach and couldn't hold it in for a hour long dream! Hahaha. I'm just lucky the dream hasn't started yet.

Will follow up with a full report later on.

Be safe.

Hammer.[/QUOTE]Sorry boys. I had unexpected surgery. And I was recovering and getting back to the grind and work and such.

But yes. In my 10 years of mongering I've never pooped at a parlor. That was a definite first. And I always come to the parlors clean as a whistle.

So after I wiped what seemed to be a sharpie, I got the TS from Mary. Very playful, thorough. Easily could of L1 during the TS. But I told her wait.

Massage was good. She did a great massage actually. She could of teased a little more. But she did a little bit on the ass and boys while I was on my stomach.

On the flip. Classic L1. Started off perfectly. Nice and slow. Two hands. Switching from two hands on the member, to one hand on the member one on balls and ass. Etc. But then she just became super fast with that super jerk. And that was annoying. But she cleaned me up. Massaged me till time went out.

This was spa 5x BTW.

I reccomend.

Sorry again for the super late post.

I went to this place today for a real massage and also to try any chances. I think there were some reports earlier that this place is legit. If so, I will repeat that this place is legit. Its a good massage though and very clean place.

I was making my rounds over the weekend and I stopped in at NV massage in Aurora. I walked inside and was shocked to discover that both of the women working were of Swiss descent. I guess that all of the Swiss girls have moved to Aurora. SaintChuck.

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;4656760]I was making my rounds over the weekend and I stopped in at NV massage in Aurora. I walked inside and was shocked to discover that both of the women working were of Swiss descent. I guess that all of the Swiss girls have moved to Aurora. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]I was there last week and the lineup was MIA and Jasmine?

[QUOTE=Roscoe23;4656901]I was there last week and the lineup was MIA and Jasmine?[/QUOTE]Jasmine is 100% Swiss. I know Jasmine from my many flights to Switzerland. As for Mia, I am fairly certain that Mia is just a new name and Mia spent a few years in Switzerland. SaintChuck.

If anyone interested in legit massage from certified (IL) masseuse, please visit this place. No hanky lanky, strictly massage in very clean place. Owner used to work at Spa Oasis, and she is the only work there. I have been there and known her for awhile.

I've yet to get the level of performance at nv that I enjoyed in Switzerland. They claim it is a no go. I've lost interest in trying.

[QUOTE=IndianChief;4658622]If anyone interested in legit massage from certified (IL) masseuse, please visit this place. No hanky lanky, strictly massage in very clean place. Owner used to work at Spa Oasis, and she is the only work there. I have been there and known her for awhile.[/QUOTE]Good to know, however I'm not a fan of how out in the open it is. 6 way traffic stop, very visible.

[QUOTE=BReyes;4659898]Good to know, however I'm not a fan of how out in the open it is. 6 way traffic stop, very visible.[/QUOTE]If we are going for legit massage, we don't have to hide.

[QUOTE=IndianChief;4660537]If we are going for legit massage, we don't have to hide.[/QUOTE]Oh I agree but even though legit, Lotus looks like a regular AMP from the outside. My SO comments on it all the time.

Hi guys Paula is back at Pine Tree massage in Naperville. Make sure you ask for her before going in.

Great time.

Could you offer a brief description for those of us not familiar with her?

[QUOTE=OnFire2864;4668671]Hi guys Paula is back at Pine Tree massage in Naperville. Make sure you ask for her before going in.

Great time.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;4656926]Jasmine is 100% Swiss. I know Jasmine from my many flights to Switzerland. As for Mia, I am fairly certain that Mia is just a new name and Mia spent a few years in Switzerland. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]I had a visit with a lady that went by Jasmine a couple of weeks ago and could not get anything but legit massage. Was offered oil for self service. Said she did not want any trouble. Maybe things different if she knows you form other other place.

There was a report earlier about a MOMO at NV with L1. Do you not get the same service with the swiss girl?

Haven't been in a while. Who's the best these days?