Massage Parlor Reports

As I go forth on my first local monger tomorrow, It occured to me to wonder if the economic situation has caused any changes at the AAMP's in terms of personel or pricing?

Tomorrow I intend to try Lotus Health and ask for Sunny. Although I have some experience with the massage scene in Singapore (outcall to the hotel) during business trips I have never dabbled locally and have to admit to being a little nervous. I intend to post my experience.

As an aside, I am a large guy and one time in Singapore I had a pair of Vietnamese sisters. Very small girls and I have a picture them both wearing my large size blue jeans. One in each leg. Very funny! I can post it if there is any interest.

Butter Dog. That was a great link. I frequent AMP (though it has been a while) and I need to start posting about it. I sure wish I read that link, as I learned pretty much all of that stuff the hard way.

I was wanting to get back into to the AMP and wanted to find a regular. Blue Sky seems to be a good location. Anybody had any experience with them? Are they AMP? FS? Any names to throw my way so I can act like I have been there before? I promise where ever I land I will give full reports.

I was talking to a friend of mine that is a delivery man in the area of JHH. He is not a hobbyist so I couldn't ask too many follow up questions, but this is what I was able to learn. The neighbors are getting pissed. They are tired of hobbyists knocking on the wrong doors at all hours of the night, and I mean being 3 or 4 buildings off. Remember, there are homes on this stretch - not just businesses. People are tired of hobbyists parking half way down the block and walking to JHH. These people have customers that need to park too. People are tired of the noise and trash being left behind. Don't sit in your car at 11:00 PM with music loud and dump your trash out your car door. Let's use our heads guys, or they will get run out of the neighborhood.

There is a new AMP being advertised in the City Paper called Aphrodite's Bodyworks. They advertise all American staff and it is listed as being in White Marsh. First of all, it is in Rosedale (on Philadelphia Rd) between Chesaco Avenue and Golden Ring Road. The price reflects an all American staff - $150 an hour, but mamasan could barely speak English. I gues I'll have to TOFTT.

Went to MU on York Road today. I was met by Connie a nice looking 30ish Asian women. Went to the room, undressed and was taken to the shower. She closed the curtain and waited outside the curtain. While in the shower I asked her for a little help to wash my back and while she was doing that I just turned around and she then washed everything semi-OK. Connie lightly patted me dry (I guess she thought I was fragile and might break). We then went back and she said my massage girl would be in. I lay down and in came Comet, a young no so attractive thick black girl. Definitely not Asian. She had great soft hands and a languid massage ensued. While on my front she reached in between my legs and massaged little red till he popped. She then proceeded to my legs and when the hour was nearly over I asked if I should flip over as she had not said to do so yet, and she said "OK, if I wanted to. " I did, and she massaged little red again until he popped. Then a mop up and she remade the table as I dressed. Mama-san Connie had said the. 7 massage fee was all inclusive and Comet never mentioned a tip. I tipped her. 4 as I left. All in all, a nice relaxing light massage with 2 hand pops for $. 1 so I guess I can’t complain but I do wish the massage had been a little more aggressive, the masseuse better looking (she kept her body shirt with skirt on), and other things had been available albeit not with Comet. As I was leaving Connie said, "I give massage too. " And I said that the next time I would ask for her to be the masseuse.

Its spelled. BLUESKY sounds Russian? Its not. Its the same as the place in pikesville. 1310. I love the ladies at both places. Always a great time, and a great massagie. Some times I have trouble deciding which is better, the fun, or the massagie after.

Alwasy my place of last resort.

And always worth the time and money.

Smiling Fox

And be sure to tell cynthia, or sophia, I said nice things.

LOL. I get an extra kiss.

I went to BS in Pikesville. Great experience. First, I like the parking, back in an area where it is not a big public display of where you are going. Personally, I have a lot of people that recognize me because of what I do for a living. So that was a nice bonus for me. Rang the doorbell and CC answered (CC is her name, not an abbreviation I am giving you). At first is was awkward, because she almost had the attitude of: why are you here. I put the charm on and talked about how I have been to many places advertised in the CP and wanted to try them out. She took me to a room where I got undressed. She then had me put a towel on and lead me to a bit nicer of a room. She then apologetically explained that she had just sent a girl home, but she called her and she will be there in 5 min. I was mildly concern since this place was new that perhaps it was a sting operation. But I put that out of my head. Sure enough, about 5 min latter a pretty Asian woman, in 30's, came rushing in. No shower. Since she had tight jeans on and a fitted shirt, I knew that FS was likely not on the menu. Now I have been to several AMP, all in Howard County, plus a few in Pikesville and Towson, not to mention I have gotten standard massages as well. Lisa gives an amazing massage. She really loves her craft. She asked if I wanted for her to go down below and I said yes. She did a gentle massage, then worked her way to a strong happy ending. This was then followed up by 10 min all over light massage. She says the place has only been open for a month, I give it high ratings. Feel free to send a PM if you have questions.

[QUOTE=Redcobra]Went to MU on York Road today. I was met by Connie a nice looking 30ish Asian women. Went to the room, undressed and was taken to the shower. She closed the curtain and waited outside the curtain. While in the shower I asked her for a little help to wash my back and while she was doing that I just turned around and she then washed everything semi-OK. Connie lightly patted me dry (I guess she thought I was fragile and might break). We then went back and she said my massage girl would be in. I lay down and in came Comet, a young no so attractive thick black girl. Definitely not Asian. She had great soft hands and a languid massage ensued. While on my front she reached in between my legs and massaged little red till he popped. She then proceeded to my legs and when the hour was nearly over I asked if I should flip over as she had not said to do so yet, and she said "OK, if I wanted to. " I did, and she massaged little red again until he popped. Then a mop up and she remade the table as I dressed. Mama-san Connie had said the. 7 massage fee was all inclusive and Comet never mentioned a tip. I tipped her. 4 as I left. All in all, a nice relaxing light massage with 2 hand pops for $. 1 so I guess I can’t complain but I do wish the massage had been a little more aggressive, the masseuse better looking (she kept her body shirt with skirt on), and other things had been available albeit not with Comet. As I was leaving Connie said, "I give massage too. " And I said that the next time I would ask for her to be the masseuse.[/QUOTE]

Are you sure it was Connie and not Kelly ?

Here is a picture of the two Vietnamese sisters in my pants (size 48) in the hotel room in Singapore. They looked much cuter when I picked them up in the club at Orchard Towers. I had a few G&T's by then too. They were fun and energetic and it was $$$Sing for the whole night until 8AM.

[QUOTE=Redcobra]Here is a picture of the two Vietnamese sisters in my pants (size 48) in the hotel room in Singapore. They looked much cuter when I picked them up in the club at Orchard Towers. I had a few G&T's by then too. They were fun and energetic and it was $$$Sing for the whole night until 8AM.[/QUOTE]Looks like you got a good deal!

Hi All,

Has anyone been to the ML lately? The last time I was there a woman name Candy was there she had some nice tits but felt I was rushed with her. Before that was the one with the tattos. If anyone has been would you please PM me with the latest action.

Thanks,

M1951

I Went to Ml last sunday and saw angie, she had big tits and I was rushed out. It was my third time there and was never rushed before, always had a warm welcomed. The mamason did not recognize me this time for some reason, grilled me with questions, answered them but she still seemed suspicious. Had good times there before but not sure if I would go back now. Now that I think about, angie could be candy but got lost in the accent.

[QUOTE=That One Kid]I Went to Ml last sunday and saw angie, she had big tits and I was rushed out. It was my third time there and was never rushed before, always had a warm welcomed. The mamason did not recognize me this time for some reason, grilled me with questions, answered them but she still seemed suspicious. Had good times there before but not sure if I would go back now. Now that I think about, angie could be candy but got lost in the accent.[/QUOTE]I cannot agree with you more. I know this is my first post but I've been reading around this forum for a long time. Then I signed up recently thought to contribute a little. I can place myself as one of the regulars at Ml

I went there earlier today, and very unfortunately got with her. She kept telling how handsome I am etc. So I thought she will be better than the one I had last month. I would say she's around mid 30ish. Chubby and has very bad enhancement. They felt worse when I touched them. I got very friendly with her at first, but things started to go down hill when it was time to get down to business.

First of all, Massage was the worst, I felt like she wanted to punch me or something. I kept telling her to slow down and take it esay, she gave me the unhappy look and kept on rushing. 2 min of massage was all I had. She asked me to flip, then gave me BLS, but felt very harsh. Another 2 min she asked me to go down on her already. She refused to LK anywhere, no DATY. She kept saying "no, I don't like it" to me on every single thing that I've tried to performe on her while I had no problem with the others previously, and they all enjoyed it. After about 20 min I finally got so frustrated of her and decided to remove the umbrella and just blew on top of her. The whole time she had her eyes closed, acted like very scared or something. I still had about 30 min left and I asked her to continue on massaging, she then said "no, time up". I told her no I still have 30 min, just give me a massage". Overall, I regret putting down 1. 7 to the table for the very first time. I would not recommend angie at all.

LARS™ Rating:

Face: 5
Body: 5 (enhancement isn't my cup of tea)
Attitude: 3
Service: 3

[QUOTE=That One Kid]I Went to Ml last sunday and saw angie, she had big tits and I was rushed out. It was my third time there and was never rushed before, always had a warm welcomed. The mamason did not recognize me this time for some reason, grilled me with questions, answered them but she still seemed suspicious. Had good times there before but not sure if I would go back now. Now that I think about, angie could be candy but got lost in the accent.[/QUOTE]I've been a few times to ML and was rushed the last time by a taller thin girl, I want to say her name was Angie. Massage was good. She walked on my back, cracked everything. On the flip, pure mechanical.

I've had June, who was a dream. Plain and simple. Clean kitty (read: landing strip), flexible and open to everything. Perfect breasts. I thought I've hit a gold vein here. Enthusiastic to see me, remembered the anaconda.

Ok, now I'm off travel for a few weeks, I was hoping to visit the light of the moon. Very unhappy to her the service has hit the skids.

OK. I guess the only thing is to monger on.

Maybe 2009 will be better. Damn.

Cabbie!