Massage Parlor Reports

I think this point to be quite astute. Rapist and killers exist, and it would be reasonable to find them in these places. To commit these terrible crimes, such a person really needs to dehumanize or disconnect from other people, and its evidence may be displayed here (well, there in the AMP).

[QUOTE=LexLuther]
In my opinion, such a man has an attitude which is not far from that of a serial killer or rapist. He is unable or unwilling to recognize that the girl who makes him happy at an AMP (for a fee) is just as human as he is and needs to be treated accordingly. LexLuther[/QUOTE]

Have read a number of good reports about the one triple three here so I decided to wander over there for a dream. Went up there and got Sujin. Probably mid or late 20s, dyed brunette hair, and a tight little body. This girl was funny, as in, she was cracking me up with the things she was saying, which I thought just enhanced the experience.

TS was average. It was not "thorough" and as such there was no AR. CBJ was pretty good especially with the noises she made. On to standing mish and standing dog. Then climbed on the bed with a quick mish and finished by walking the dog. I'm not an especially freaky dude, but she was a willing girl nonetheless. Definitely a repeat.

[QUOTE=Sleeping Bag]Let's see, I paid for a full hour service including massage. She offered no massage. And all you can think of is that you'd be kind to her? If anyone has ruined the nights for us mongers, it's guys like you.[/QUOTE]
I've seen the light. I got a cold coffee at Starbucks tonight. Not wanting to ruin the nights for other coffee-drinkers, I b*tch-slapped the barrista. lol

[QUOTE=Sleeping Bag]I'd advise you think before you say anything, Maxipad.[/QUOTE]
Coming from someone whose primary means of communication consists of vulgarities and name-calling, that means a lot.

[QUOTE=LoveLOS]Mr Snipes,

Congratulations! It happened yesterday!!!

I read your post and thought, as usual, Oh God, G13, here we go, another shit ass report that is almost out there enough to make me take the bait. NO. Think LL, could there be a double meaning. Fuckin @! it should read about 50=50 either callous as hell or the guy has a brain and a heart. OK. LL, you know the drill -- Do not respond to anything he posts unless he makes his meaning clear.

Then today you clarified your meaning in the above-quoted report. Damn! G13/Mr Sinppy may have human emotions?!!? I sit transfixed re-reading the post =====> then VIOLA; it hits me! You have finally posted something with which I cannot quibble or find fault with. :D Sorry Wesley, I just cannot hope but marvel that as we both become seasoned on the board that we become more alike.

Uhh, sorry.

Didn't mean to scare you.

Really.

ROFLMAO.

LL[/QUOTE]Don't quit [i]your day[/i] job.

There was an article in the Post today, Metro section, about the Waffle House on tenth street. It is an historic icon, and they plan to move it to 6th street when they build an eight or ten story office building there. The block across from Ford's Theatre will be razed.

They talked about other businesses impacted, but left out the two on the block that mean so much to us. Does this mean the end of Royal and Happiness? Jeez, Royal has been there forever!

All this gentrification is ruining DC. This has always been a place where a boy could be bad--how else could our politicians survive!

I think Royal is the oldest continuously operating spa in DC. The only competition is IHC, but it only came to light (The Post Sports section, that is) in the mid 1990's. I was told by an ex spa girl that it was a spa for "Chinese Men" before that, so I don't know.

Bad news, anyway.

[QUOTE=Max Billion]I've seen the light. I got a cold coffee at Starbucks tonight. Not wanting to ruin the nights for other coffee-drinkers, I b*tch-slapped the barrista. lol
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When a cop is shot, no one should care, since being shot at is part of his job.

When journalists get kidnapped and beheaded in places like Iraq and Afghanistan, no one should care, since they knew what risks they were taking.

When a woman walking down the street gets mugged, no one should care, since she knew what risks she's taking.

When a woman walking down the street gets raped, no one should care, since she knew what risks she's taking.

[QUOTE=Max Billion]I've seen the light. I got a cold coffee at Starbucks tonight. Not wanting to ruin the nights for other coffee-drinkers, I b*tch-slapped the barrista. lol
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And since we're following this trend..

The Best Buy girl wouldn't let me return a DVD and only offered to exchange it. So I jizzed on her face.

The bartender refused to serve me anymore alcohol. So I jizzed on her face. (Or set him on fire - those who read the newspapers know this is a true story that happened in DC this past month.)

The McDonalds cashier said they weren't serving apple pies anymore late at night. So I jizzed on her face.

The movie theater attendant told me there were no more tickets available. So I jizzed on her face.

The pizza delivery woman took 40 minutes to deliver my pizza. So I jizzed on her face.

Yes, if only life was so easy....

[QUOTE=Rejected Monke]And since we're following this trend..

The Best Buy girl wouldn't let me return a DVD and only offered to exchange it. So I jizzed on her face.

The bartender refused to serve me anymore alcohol. So I jizzed on her face. (Or set him on fire - those who read the newspapers know this is a true story that happened in DC this past month.)

The McDonalds cashier said they weren't serving apple pies anymore late at night. So I jizzed on her face.

The movie theater attendant told me there were no more tickets available. So I jizzed on her face.

The pizza delivery woman took 40 minutes to deliver my pizza. So I jizzed on her face.

Yes, if only life was so easy....[/QUOTE]Face Jizzers, vol. 69.

there's a whole lot of jizzin' goin' on...

[QUOTE=Rejected Monke]The Best Buy girl wouldn't let me return a DVD and only offered to exchange it. So I jizzed on her face.

The bartender refused to serve me anymore alcohol. So I jizzed on her face. (Or set him on fire - those who read the newspapers know this is a true story that happened in DC this past month.)[/QUOTE]LOL...that BestBuy girl - [i]you all know which one[/i] - gets jizzed on by everybody...nothing special. She screws up just to get the jizz because she's a jizz-fiend. That's the source of her [url=http://m-w.com/dictionary/effervescent]effervescent[/url] glow...

Now the dude that got set on fire, how the hell do you not see a can of gasoline coming?

With all the flaming, I figured I'd add a report to mix it up a bit.

Went to 1333 first floor today. First time for me. Of course - I said I've been there before. Was hoping to get Jennie from past reports but "she vacation".

Got Sue. A bit long in the face (weathered) and a pouch from a pregnancy but overall not to bad. 5'1ish. Tiny thing. Man made C's. (par for the course). Nice TS, everything covered well. Special attention paid to the backside. Always a good thing.

Massage was pretty plain. Mucho AR from behind with attention paid to the member from behind. Always fun. Flipped over for an excellent CBJ and alot of AR (legs up) until completion. Those of you who know, I leave the deep diving to you all. Didn't jizz in her face. Would've been nice though. =)

Not to bad. Will repeat. Standard door fee + 4x20 for the college tuition.

On the way out I found this humorous. Passed the bar on the end and noticed the sign had an open ended wrench turning a nut with another nut beside it. Very phallac like. Thought that was funny considering the clientelle.

Cheers

When Best Buy girls does that to me, I explain that AYBABTU.

[QUOTE=Rejected Monke]
The Best Buy girl wouldn't let me return a DVD and only offered to exchange it. So I jizzed on her face.
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I'll be in DC on Monday with some free time and have a question about pricing. Re location and girls, yeah, I've been RTFF -- I'm not lazy. But a lot of the posts don't list pricing, and I get the sense you guys pay less than we do in Atlanta (go figure).

Here in the ATL -- and you can check the Atlanta forum for my creds -- the tip is a MINIMUM $.2 (and only then if you've found a steady girl, or you dig in on pricing but then are prepared to accept a mechanical, rushed session). Most of the girls expect $.6 but will settle for $.4. And then we have a couple of "all star" locations where the girls are all goddesses and, knowing it, push for $$ or even $$$ (I kid you not).

But I see references here to .8 and no more than $.2. I don't want to overpay. Just had a session with a goddess and she drained my wallet. But was worth it. Three days later, still in afterglow.

Today, I made my first trip ever to a place that has gotten a lot of press lately and I asked for hottest dish on the menu (I RTFF). Gave mamsan house and started to get ready. Then in walks my new girlfriend, very nice. She goes over to the wooden nightstand and the drawer face falls off. WTF was she doin. She seems real worried about getting it back on and probably spent a couple of min trying while I finished getting un dressed. She is unsuccessful and then says she is going to check on the shower. Of course I know I can fix the damn thing, so I did. She comes back and has a big smile and gives me a big hug (things starting off on the right foot! ). She said the water was not ready yet so we lay down and did some light mutual petting (wow, I can get use to this! ). After a few min, off to the TS.

TS was pretty good. Full lather everywhere, then light rub down, then lots of splashes. On the flip, same thing, although when she washed my tool, I looked down and told her that feels good. Got an extra long rub (good start getting better). After getting nice and clean, back to the room.

A little more drying then a little BBBJ (but not really, just kinda of licking and kissing). She says lay down, back in a min. I take this opportunity to lay out the tip on the "now fixed" wooden nightstand. She comes back in, sees it, sets down some kind of bottle (assume it is lube, although I did not see her use it), the immediately strips and starts giving me a massage in the buff (Cool, I like that too). Pretty good massage, not too heavy, right amount of time. A lot of kissing and she switches to the light massage, then she asks me to flip. I made my usual offer to trade massages and she did not hesitate to lay down. So I gave her a nice back massage too, then told her to flip so I could massage the front too. Nice body and nice rack. I ask if she minds DATY and she is cool. Nice trimmed bush and she seemed to like it (things are going pretty good with my new girlfriend).

After enough DATY, she then sits up and I sit back on my heels so I can watch her give me a CBJ (damn, she had that cover in her mouth a long time). She is very good about pushing her hair back so I can see her bobbin away. Oh yeah, good CBJ too! After that, we start with the standing mish. I love watching my member playing hide and go seek! I flip her to a standing dog. Great ass. After me doing most of the action, I noticed that she was moving too, so I slowed down and eventually we ended up with her doing all the motion while I just stood there, I think she was getting into it (or pretending, but who cares anyways). I told her I wanted to finish, but she would have to ride on top, no problem. Started CG and it did not take much of that until it was over. She stayed on top for a little while and I felt her contracting on my now deflating member. We both laughed.

After she got off, she says "too much" and pointed to the cover, yeah, I guess it has been a while. She went off and returned with the usual hot towel and mouthwash. Lots of kisses and hugs goodbye and out the door I went. "Come back next week? ", definitely. Great body, cute, good massage, great service, and great attitude, will repeat, best I have had since. Well you know.

Later,

BT3

Someone set us up the bomb

Move Zig

You know what you doing



[QUOTE=Elric]When Best Buy girls does that to me, I explain that AYBABTU.[/QUOTE]